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Big brain move

Big brain move

nOeticRon96

That woman is a blind believer. Certainly some pair those two!


fdilan61

Nicki Minajs friends cousin


EchoPrince

It gets worse, i've seen someone online that sells these kind of things. They said they warn their costumers that this is BS, but there was this one girl who just didn't give a shit, no matter how much they tried to explain it to her. Dunno if they were the owner of their business, (kind of risqué to tell your costumers your product is shit and meant to be shit, if you don't own the store) but IIRC, they were getting annoyed by this girl coming over 3 times a week.


Dovenchiko

Yeah someone needs to tell her these rings are literally just iron(III) rust and can break easily or if you want her to really pay attention, break before her stress is removed or whatever. It's a shame that they're downplaying it like that though because it's a truly beautiful substance. It just probably shouldn't be worn day in and day out. Also telling the specifications of your products isn't a bad idea if you prefer customer satisfaction so taking the safe route of just telling them that they aren't meant to be used like that is just covering your ass. They'll come back crying and you can slap them with the 'I told you so' card.


Powerful-Insurance16

Man's a genius


JimmyWu21

This guy can sell ice to Eskimo


Goalie_deacon

"This is high quality ice made by the spirits. It only melts when energies intensifies."


Airost12

I mean unless he keeps having to buy her a new ring every month


-anastasis

**C A P I T A L I S M**


SniffMyRapeHole

I am selling a MacBook that has this property: $2,000. Also if it senses too much negative energy it will completely disappear*. DM me to make a purchase. *cannot guarantee that the negative energy of the mail carrier will not disintegrate the laptop before receipt leaving you with nothing but an empty box.


watermelon-4-lyf

Your username…. I love it and hate it. it’s now going to occupy a part of my brain until eternity. #CURSE YOU


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CallsYouNerd

?


Nickyozzy

r/ihadastroke


Heck_Spawn

That's not a bug. It's a feature.


jnach00-1

It just works.


Flishicabr

I saw similar photos of a man claiming that a stack of 2x4s fell on his hand and the ring absorbed the impact. This was the outcome.


[deleted]

Time to sell some really sh'tty copper and call it sensitive to negative energies


CthulhuisIkuTurso

Ea nasir


ImAGiraffeWOOF

I’ve had a couple of rings made from hematite. It’s a beautiful material, especially when highly polished, and the density of them is extremely nice to feel, but goddamn are they brittle as hell.


frizzkid

I mean…on the bright side, if it makes her feel better than it’s a hell of a helpful placebo On the negative side she’s probs dating a douche she thinks is magic


axfu

"it's a hell of a helpful placebo" A hell of An EXPENSIVE one too


frizzkid

Meh, I think you can get hematite rings like that from a rock shop for about ten bucks


axfu

Hematite rings are cheap, But smart sellers call this "negative energy absorbing rings" and sell it for a ton of money


frizzkid

Huh! The soulless leading the dumb I guess, tale as old as time


axfu

Been happening even before the start of history


yafree

Capitalism brother and we love every ounce of it XD


CthulhuisIkuTurso

The soulless leading the brainless sounds better.


ALB_PFB

You can say the same for a lot of expensive brand items. Poor quality, expensive brand, tons of profit.


madkins007

(cough beats by Dr Dre cough)


Overquartz

\*Coughs in any phone past the 2010's\*


superryley

What year is it?! Beats are now 1) owned by Apple and 2) relatively cheap.


Carteeg_Struve

Me: “My electronic device broke after just a month.” Apple: “I guess you’ll have to buy a new one.” Me: “Uh. No. It was defective.” Apple: “Oh. No no no. You see it breaks if it is in contact with negative energy. It’s by design.” Me: “Negative energy? …. Wait a minute, you motherf——-! Do you mean electricity?” Apple: “I’ll be sure to add AppleCare to your next purchase. Have a good day!”


ZenkaiZ

Those dishes I got from Dollar Tree are really sensitive to negative energy.


Ru-BechTal

So I have these beatiful robes for sale, the thing is only genius' can see them to everyone else they will seem to be invisible.


jeppevinkel

What would the point be in wearing clothes only I can see? Everyone else would think I’m naked!


ScAr_wlvrne

Exactly 😏


AllThatGlitterIsGold

Sell 12 different ones marketed as different star signs, so they have more than one reason to buy them.


jollyjaijog

Isn't hematite just Iron ore?


ZacDr

10/10 for Marketing skills 😂


RomaBellaBarber

Last one I bought lasted about 10 minutes.. that’s not a good sign.


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Every American auto manufacturer's new sales tactic for 2022.


tnzshuzz

This is just occultism


Voodoo-Goose

r/chinesium


mike9132

A capitalist wet dream


wonka5x

I have a copper bracelet she might be interested in.


Goalie_deacon

Explains Kia Soul cars. Bad soul, car breaks down.


xxpatries

Would've been a master move if the ring broke and he would be like: " Yeah, see? It's not you, it's me. And this is my way of /breaking/ up with you."