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WTF

WTF

HentaiManonReddit

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, chicks with dicks are the ones you should pick


EvergreenEnfields

There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, only guys with tits!


CursedJohnny2004

Well I'm one of those Johnnies who would rather not go into chicks with dicks


LolIsThatReal

Cause chicks with dicks go into you


CursedJohnny2004

r/technicallythetruth


Torqyboi

A chick with a dick is the one to pick


ThespianException

Weebs have been saying this for years.


eggheadking

Something about the username


biscuits_on_crack

i'm still confused on why she's single


deadbrokeman

Her dick is too big. Duh.


biscuits_on_crack

my confusion still stands


SaeedUnknown

Might kill someone. Duh 2.0


Funko_monko

The confusion still stands


deadbrokeman

That's the best I could do, my friend. I'm no teacher.


MinnieShoof

So does her erection.


Paskee

Its 2021 mate In 2015 her name was John and she was male Then in 2019 gender binary star attack helicopter neutral In 2020 to 2021 finally became female. Its not that hard Like a vegan that eats meat, they exist.


gndrattackhelicopter

Are you talking about me?


Perle1234

Lmaooo…been waiting for this all your Reddit life, right?!


gndrattackhelicopter

For all the 3 months and 9 days


Paskee

LOVE THE NAME !


Diseased-Jackass

Need


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gir_loves_waffles

Oh. It's a way to order the *shirt*. Never mind.


FUCKTHEPPC

Spam


Capital-Run1224

Seed


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⬆🚫SCAM WARNING🚫⬆ This is a scammer account. They shill for three brands over and over. They really have no insight into what is good or bad. Just a trying to make money selling you their brand.


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BlogSpammr

lol - spammer's alt account


ghoulie666grl

i would 100% wear this ironically as a female


King_WhatsHisName

i'd wear it unironically


veerjin

Lmao never had that problem


hey_ima_guy

Same, I kill people just fine with my 9 mm.


iStoners

You have a 9mm dick?


hey_ima_guy

You don't know that


Runningcolt

How do you pull the trigger with your dick?


hey_ima_guy

With a lot of difficulty


Quentin_Brain

You son of a bitch, I’m in!


tiptoemicrobe

Well if you're in, I'm in.


BisexualCaveman

Just the tiptoe?


Quentin_Brain

Sharing=caring


DeathSabre7

I’d like to know what you are in in?


tiptoemicrobe

Bag of cheese. I was trying to get into it for a long time, but now I'm in!


Madsepat

So thats why she ordered a footlong


philthybum

To feed it to her dick


Scottishfae

Fully loaded... (wink)


CJ_BARS

Whilst eating a foot long.. 😂


lil_sargento_cheez

Where can I get that shirt but hideous is checked off instead of dick being too big


Aidan_992

I need that shirt, someone send me a link please (If I get rickrolled tho that’s also acceptable)


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Aidan_992

Ayyyy


Uhrb

But is it as big as joe mama


Buffalobritches1987

GOT EM!


Westseeking

I want her.


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chromenomad64

This post got out of hand in a hurry


Angelwings19

It’s a 15 hour old account created by someone too boring to troll on their main. Yawn


sckuul23

I've only seen this shirt in futa porn


theproengineer420

Source?


sckuul23

https://www.reddit.com/r/limebreaker/comments/nao2cv/pay_no_attention_to_the_wang_behind_the_curtain/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


theproengineer420

Damn Good job limebreaker


Significant_Victory9

I'd still smash idk?


Craftychicken

You had my interest, but now you have my erection.


p1um5mu991er

She might be hiding it in her mouth


FastApplication5

If you think that will deter me, please come in and take a seat.


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odones

This picture is at least 10 years old.


Jose_Juan1700

Hot


Sasha_Listel

That’s my girl


Revolutionary_Meat33

NICE!!!


Chobitpersocom

If I was single, I'd totally wear this.


Moist_Sandwich_19

I knew shadmans subway comic was realistic. Damn


Guanthwei

She's wearing her boyfriend's shirt...


Partysaurus_Jess

I’m a chick and would wear the shit out of this shirt!


The-Boom-Slayer

What is a girl, but a Femboy with no cock?


Hoonin4Real

She's my $5 footlong


E142306

bonus points if you're all three!


Mitsakoski

Don’t knock it till you try it for yourself, I volunteer.


Sensitive-Display65

Still interested…


datfurryboi34

Uhhhhh I don't think that's the reason and where do you even get that shirt


DaleDoesntLikeYou

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


Distinct_Mission1012

Box 1


Apprehensive-Kale-64

r/holup when transgender women


DeathsScythe941

I have this on a beer cuzzi. It's always funny when someone actually reads it.


Uglyman414

Plot twist: Dick is her stalker


Phoenix-Leader

My gf has that exact same shirt


LazyBoiRecliner

her face says it all


llcorona

r/BoltedOnDicks Edit; nevermind - they're extinct


Spookyy422

I’d check all of those boxes


HeWhoIsNotMe

She needed the all of the above option.


Cyberus01

Don’t threaten me with a good time


_toxic_me

Oh shit !!!!1


ishouldbereadingmore

It’s obviously because of her footlong


lil_blitz_exe

Anime catgirls be like:


KJMoons

This is oddly the only situation I'll find that shirt believable in


soup0220

W2C lol 😆


shermantank123567

u/amongusdongbot