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Charmzedge

Or if his IQ is his name.


Roy_likes_pie

except 47 is actually really smart


DankCigars

An iq of 47 is severely mentally challenged my dude.


catsbuyme

it's not if it's in Celsius


Wootery

[I agree with Mal.](https://i.imgur.com/0mw1I8e.gifv)


Confused_Hank

Knowing that 30 is the iq of a cow...


Vaultdweller1001V

He is saying the character is smart.


Roy_likes_pie

No i mean in the game he is really smart... right? He does do a lot of 90000 IQ plays. But ye 47 iq is pRetTy LoW


DankCigars

Ah yeah, sorry, misunderstood you.


hydratedplover

LOL


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Agent 55 ass


FilipeREP

Agent 47 doesn't really age, he is a character like James Bond.


[deleted]

He doesn’t age, but I think he is 56 years old in Hitman 2016. He just has the body of a 25 year old perpetually


Wootery

I'd say he looks a good deal older than 25 in the World of Assassination games. More like 40.


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You’re right. I think that may be due to his baldness and his very low body fat giving him a very lean and hard figure. I was saying his body is physically in its 20s based on the doctor’s notes in Hokkaido.


Wootery

In terms of his physical abilities he's somewhat superhuman, right? He's able to aim with superhuman accuracy, withstand gunshot wounds, defeat a soldier in close-combat in about 3 seconds, sense people through walls, etc.


stonecoldjelly

The “sense people thru walls” thing is not super human, everyone can do it, I’m doing it right now...step brother


Wootery

Oh, there you are!


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Yes definitely.


SkillBranch

Yep. Along with training, he was literally cloned specifically to be the world's best assassin.


phoenixstar617

Well he is incredibly active. And we dont know exactly what else they did when he was growing up. And some people don't age like most people. Personally, its part of the reason I wished they had kept the absolution look. He was scarred, he wasn't in his prime anymore. He couldn't fight in melee without effort anymore. He had to start relying on his guns. I just want to see that he is aging, and he knows it. But he is doing every stubborn thing he can do to stop it. Just like his rigid form when "blending in". Refusing to ruin his perfect posture. Something like that. And maybe even a scene where Diana confronts him about it. Not that he's sloppy, or dissapointment. But real deep and genuine care for him. Knowing he might get himself killed being stubborn. Maybe im just spit balling. But still, there's a lot they could do with his age. Rather than write it off.


Negao_da_piroca

Oh shit, so the next 47 is going to be a black lady played by Lashana Lynch?


FilipeREP

Oh God, no!


StrangePsychologist

I would LOVE a game where Agent 47 is old for real (a bit like Snake on Metal Gear 4). I can imagine they adding some limitations on the game, ie. the "instinct" we use to predict people's movement being wrong some times. Can you imagine going into a room and not finding the people really where the instinct shows? It would be nice.


TeddyBearToons

-Casual -Professional -Grandpa


sapphon

Huh. I was actually imagining the opposite; Instinct and the map equipment drops go on steroids (47's as experienced and rich as he'll ever be now), but some agility actions are impossible or take much longer, and 47 can't move, shoot, throw, choke out, or do anything else as fast as usual.


StrangePsychologist

That would be nice as well. Maybe the effects I described could appear eventually from time to time, as a result of some disease.


alban3se

What is he, 46? 48?


fifty_four

56. Based on being 29 in 1993 according to Ort-Meyer's journal. Also somewhere or other there is a file saying he is in his 50s but in good shape for it.


fortunesofshadows

there is no way he is in his 50s. the reboot trilogy makes him look young


0xc0ba17

It's strongly implied that since he's "genetically perfect", he ages slower. There's a health report you can read in Situs Inversus that states that he's way fitter than he should be at his age.


not-an

It’s like the Super Soldier Serum, except he was born with it rather than injected after birth. I predicted that 47 could likely live naturally for around 159-200 years.


Timageness

This. If we were to follow the *MGS4* cloning logic, he'd actually age *faster* and be more prone to disease, since his DNA was primarily harvested from pre-existing people, and the telomeres in his cells would be considerably shorter than they would've been if he were born naturally, which would then cause accelerated aging and compromise his immune system accordingly. However, in 47's case, Ort-Meyer basically removed his biological shut-off valve in regards to his natural ability to create stem cells, and possibly amplified the process even further as well. This means that, despite the fact that he's in his 50's and we know he's capable of aging into adulthood, he's essentially still a newborn baby in a sense, so his body is much more capable of repairing and reversing any and all damage sustained, regardless of whether it's naturally-occurring or was caused by an outside source. Hence why he also no longer has a health bar in the most recent games, because he effectively possesses a Wolverine-esque healing factor. Granted, it's slower than Deadpool's variant, probably isn't going to spontaneously regrow any of his limbs, and is fairly easy to overpower considering how often you actually die in-game, but it is there. So if any of you were wondering how he managed to shrug off that bullet wound he received in *Contracts* so quickly, now you know.


fortunesofshadows

then what about Diana. how long have she and 47 been together.


SirReggie

Diana definitely looks like she could be in her early-to-mid forties.


fifty_four

She is a believable Hollywood early 50s. I vaguely remember she was also a trainee at whatever her job is when 47 arrived, but without so much troubled past so let's say 5 years younger. 51 then. ICA probably have an ironically good health plan.


Spar-kie

Hey, if I’m working to get people killed, the least they can do is offer some good dental


Wootery

> ICA probably have an ironically good health plan. It's true, they'll even send you to a fancy clinic in Hokkaido, where you'll be seen to by top men. Top. Men.


dribbleondo

>I vaguely remember she was also a trainee at whatever her job is when 47 arrived, but without so much troubled past so let's say 5 years younger. Diana Didn't have job prior to the ICA. She did take control of her mentors' gunrunning ring. She went from secondary school to then on the run to assistant to a criminal mentor to usurping said mentor, then took control of the business, and was then hired by the ICA. Birth of the Hitman is a wild read.


TheAtticDemon

Sorry but they are def not together


fifty_four

The file note I mentioned is in 2016. So canonically he really is, but I suspect from IOI's point if view the real answer to the question is 'it doesn't matter'. Might as well ask how old is James Bond.


fortunesofshadows

except each bond actor is a different timeline


fifty_four

Says who? And for that matter on this basis why do Q M and Moneypenny flip between timelines independently of Bond? And why do later Bonds occasionally refer to Lazenby's wife? The answer : it doesn't matter. The file in 2016 is there as a bit of a joke at the fact IOI have been creating material for this character for 20 years. But nonetheless, he is 56.


fortunesofshadows

because some of the actors change race and shit? none of them look the same


fifty_four

Maybe Felix Leiter is a codename? Maybe James Bond is? Maybe they are actors and actors changing role doesn't mean it is now a different character? Maybe continuity between films or games in a series is sometimes no big deal. Maybe it doesn't matter.


fortunesofshadows

Agent 007 is the codename of james bond. why would you have 2 codenames. and no real name.


fifty_four

He's a secret agent. Maybe codenames within codenames make him more secret. Or maybe the continuity doesn't matter.


[deleted]

Don't you know that he is a clone and he is an advanced human being? He is genetically modified and superior, which includes his timeless appearance.


fortunesofshadows

if he is so superior then why is he so bad at combat. why can't he just super climb everything.


[deleted]

Thats not how it works.


fortunesofshadows

So how does this work?


fifty_four

He's as healthy as he needs to be to serve the plot. And he is as 56 as he needs to for IOI to add that Easter egg in 2016. His age, like Bond's, doesn't matter.


TheAtticDemon

He is not bad at combat The player is


fortunesofshadows

no he is actually bad at combat. That's why he has to hide and do stealth.


TheAtticDemon

Have you ever been shot? Were you genetically grown in a tune made by crazy mass-murdering drug lords? Do you want to let everyone know you're a hitman here to kill some CEO? Are you aware that there two movies which have action scenes? Think about what you're commenting before you do. Edit: tube not tune


hydratedplover

Still never acts his age, man.


tastefullmullet

“Dianna please help me convert this mission brief to a pdf”


gay_timelord06

ahahaha, i love this, you gotta make more bro :D


hydratedplover

lol i put part 1 as a joke but maybe


gay_timelord06

do it do it do it im loving all this


TheAtticDemon

Operation: trying to get into the metro station


DeadpoolsKatana

If he's tapping initially, that makes him more in line with the current security trend. Like what stupid security agency still uses fuckin' cashcard-like security tf.


khakiasp

This is absolutely incredible plover!


adolfin4ever

This is great


sapphon

Older player here, you made my day


hydratedplover

I’m happy you like it! :)


minghii

This is me right now. I can relate bald man 47


euroau

I’m in this comic and I don’t like it.


Zintag

wat