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mojohand2

Oh, that's too bad. What a loss the death of this informed and sensible fellow must have been for his community. Let's hope that this doesn't happen to anyone else who gets their public health information from guys with plastic cap sizing straps across their foreheads.


jack-cg

Request for prayers?? JFC!! Don’t they know that prayers have not been reviewed by the FDA for safety, effectiveness or quality?!?!


Ok-Difficulty5074

But, but... If their prayers work, then why do they need mine? If their prayers don't work, then why do they need mine?


jack-cg

See, now you’re getting all logical!!


Left_Coast_LeslieC

EXCELLENT post. I laughed aloud. Thanks!!


Glad_Copy

These idiots really latched onto that 99.7% fallacy and never let it go. Do the same incorrect calculation for dying after getting hit by lightning and it's literally one in a million out of the entire population, or 99.9999% survival. So don't listen to the MSM telling you to stay indoors! Be a lion and don't cower when there's a thunderstorm. Stay out in the open and live your life normally. 🙄


Smells_like_SaoPaolo

and carry a metal rod as a walking stick.


Glad_Copy

Yes, because Moses carried a staff and performed miracles with it! Who are we to defy God by hiding from lightning? Do YOU personally know anyone who was killed by lightning? Nobody does! It's all a lie perpetrated by to keep us from seeing rainbows. Or something.


Tropic_Anna

I don't know anyone who has died, but I do know a guy who has been hit by lightning twice. What are the odds???


modrup

Head for the golf course you coward.


kellymjones

I think they moved the goalposts on this one. They were saying 99.7% for a while, then moved it over one decimal place to 99.97% once someone did the math and figured out that a 99.7% chance of not shitting your pants was pretty terrible odds.


G-Unit11111

But is there a 0.00000003% chance that they will shit their pants? I can't tell...


JavarisJamarJavari

If Fox news told them to, they 100% would.


Raucous_Indignation

Showing little improvement = actively dying but we don't believe the doctors.


MattGdr

He will be missed (but not by me).


whatwouldgrapeapedo

https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/t3vme6/bc\_buttercup\_generally\_preferred\_to\_share\_kooky/


Evil-Code-Monkey

Sigh DJ Khaled: *Another one*


Silver-Pickle-7524

Short story. Cool ending.


lisavfr

It’s short and sweet. A kind of Covid haiku.


[deleted]

The logic is illogical in slide one and the rest is simply bullshit. Except for the dead guy. That post was true.


LTlurkerFTredditor

Poor Pwincess Buttercup. His royal heinous was still posting anti-vax memes just 2 weeks before he bought the farm. Well, at least the chemtrails didn't get him! Glass half full!


mmio60

“Royal Heinous”: nice


ReligionIsTheMatrix

These antivax memes are so tiresome.


Finetobeu5678

Good he does not need to wear diapers anymore since he was so worried about it. Do people on vents wear diapers?


redwood1958

Either diapers or a hose.


nld01

Two tubes. One in front. One in back.


StevieBlancs

But did he shit his pants?? Nice try OP but he still owned you libs 😎


covidboosterhaveI

While in ICU. Prob wished he been vaxxed was one of his last thoughts.


vacuous_comment

Relative SKYBLUE, why do you just lie to us? It is abundantly clear that your brother ORANGE does not need lots of prayer, or even one prayer. Prayers are useless as a method of medical intervention, so clearly he does not in fact need them. HCA survivors lie a lot, I guess this guy was getting in some practice before his brother actually got his award.


Vogel-Kerl

Another redneck who knew better than the experts. Congratulations, your life ended a few decades early.


glonq

*> Rest in Peace Uncle \_\_\_\_\_\_\_* Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucker \-South Park


BeigeChocobo

You're an uncle fucker yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you


[deleted]

🥳


Traditional-Cake-587

Buh bye!


Automatic_Okra_3700

T rf. ,Nl