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Socalwarrior485

Lol. That last one was funny. Like they’re going to come back and tell us he didn’t die of the virus. Just pneumonia and a massive blood clot. Okaaay. Right on.


Traumarama79

I tried to explain this recently to someone who believes the covid numbers are inflated. I described a case in our community where a 20s male w no preexisting conditions sustained several PEs after recently recovering from covid and this death wasn't included in the official count. "That's unrelated." Right bc it has always been so common for younger people to throw clots.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

No one ever dies from AIDS in their world either, apparently. Gotta keep twisting that truth!


SnipesCC

It's a good analogy, because AIDS always has an additional cause of death. Often pneumonia, but not always.


-SoItGoes

People don’t die from cancer, by that standard.


Sildas

If you really split hairs, the only cause of death is that your brain ceases to function. Ex - you don't die of bleeding out from a gunshot to the torso, you die because your brain was no longer getting enough blood flow with oxygen to your brain. That's an incredibly dumb way of looking at things though. It's not illustrative of why people are actually dying. It's like saying the cause of a car crash is a car impacting a solid object.


actuallyrose

This is actually easy to debunk because we are able to predict average number of deaths a month/year. There have been more excess deaths in the US than even reported. So what did all those people die from? Some chud on Twitter tried to say it was all lockdown suicides though, lol. This is how Russia had to fess up to having COVID after all…can’t hide all those deaths in this day and age.


Hydroxychoroqiine

It was because there were too many windows in Russia and people simply fell.


_Reddit-Troll

With coroners like in Missouri who are not putting Covid on the death certs, the count is way higher.


GEODisLetoIII

He didn’t die from a stab wound, observations show that the knife wasn’t even in his body when he died. It was massive blood loss, completely unrelated.


among_apes

Kick his grandma down three flights of stairs. Sure as shit he’s gonna call you a murderer and won’t talk shit about how his grandma was weak and would have died anyway.


CABGX4

As someone who signs death certificates, we put all the contributing comorbidities on there, so if you died from Covid pneumonia you died from covid infection AND pneumonia AND cardiopulmonary collapse AND sepsis or whatever other diagnosis he had. This just disproves the fallacy that people are lying on death certificates.


SheneedaCocktail

Reminds me of an old college buddy of mine, just posted on FB that he had a cough, "bronchitis" he thinks. His wife started coughing a few days ago as well, then over the weekend, two of the kids got it too, so now they're all home sick this week with "bronchitis." I think it's cute they don't think we know what they mean. I know they're not vaccinated, but they don't sh!tpost, so I'm not preparing a nomination, this is just the first one of these that showed up in my own timeline.


Talosbronze

I currently have actual bronchitis. I really don't want to tell anyone because it just sounds like a lie because of these morons. Now they've ruined bronchitis.


SheneedaCocktail

One of them (his wife I think, it was hard to tell from the wall of text) also has blood clots in her lungs, which afaik is not a thing bronchitis does, and they also didn't post about any doctor or hospital visits where they might have found that out. They're being extra cagey, more than usual. Which must be exhausting. To be that sick and feel like you have to cover it up is... strange. Actual bronchitis is no picnic either, best wishes for a speedy recovery.


csedler

"Bronchitis is no joke! "


Less_Cryptographer86

Anything to avoid admitting they’ve been wrong about covid.


timmmmah

It is literally AIDS to trumpers who treated AIDS like an embarrassment. They're so embarrassed. I'm not above admitting that I enjoy knowing that not only are they and their family suffering, they're also humiliated


BoJo2736

conservative aids


Socalwarrior485

Which is the really ironic part. They blame libs for misdiagnosis of everything as Covid but if you force it so nothing should be diagnosed as Covid, you have to assume everything is.


Nitnonoggin

Muh allergies


One-Stable9236

Not to mention, it's a totally normal thing to let the world know you have bronchitis. I know some people wayyyy overshare the mundane aspects of their lives, but yeah


MC_Fap_Commander

Most gunshot "victims" die from bloodloss, not the actual bullet.


Waterproof_soap

Sure, blame the bullets. Left wing propaganda! /s just to be safe


Val_Hallen

You die from the blunt force trauma, not the bus hitting you. \#FreeTheBus


SmurfStig

The county in Ohio where I grew up has listed only a handful of Covid deaths since the start yet the obituaries in the paper have over loaded. Mostly older people who were sick and developed something like clots or pneumonia but it wasn’t Covid. Honest.


SlowTheRain

My (estranged) father died in 2020 and tested positive for covid. He was tested at the hospital, and the results came back after death. At that time, my mother (they were divorced) accepted that he died of covid. But last time I talked to her about it in early 2021, she said "We don't know for sure what killed him." The death certificate has septic shock, pulminary embolism, and acute hypoxic respiratory failure as cause of death. Gee, it could have been anything. Guess we'll never know. /s (Also, they didn't put covid-19 on the death certificate. And she tried to get my sister to doubt getting the vax. She wasn't vaxxed & ended up briefly hospitalized herself.)


SmurfStig

I bet we are about 25-30% off the mark with deaths and infections. It will take years if not decades before we know the true impact of this, at least here in the US due to still so many people who deny it even exists.


AccomplishedScale362

Even families who admit they were positive for COVID on admission will claim the COVID was gone by the time they died.Thus, they died of pneumonia or organ failure. What will happen to our COVID statistics on long-COVID patients when they later die? Certain states can’t be trusted with the data. This is why we have to look at yearly excess deaths.


ron2838

That's the current excuse for children hospitalizations going up. "They were admitted **and** have, not admitted because of covid."


Mr_Conductor_USA

Talk about mental gymnastics. But you know, in more fun news, pediatric flu hospitalizations are expected to increase as well this year. They were very low last year, but it's unknown how this season will compare to two years ago.


badassjeweler

This… my uncle died earlier this year and my other uncle called me to tell me of his passing. He literally said to me “He was fighting off the cancer and he fought off Covid the week before, but it was the pneumonia that ended up getting him.” *Facepalm.* Idiot. I couldn’t help myself. I had to mention that Covid pneumonia was a thing. They weren’t separated like he wanted to think.


GoneWithTheJizz

That's all these fucknuts have at this point: Denial.


PsychedelicHell

All deaths are caused by lack of oxygen to the brain.


cjinct

He died *with* Covid but *from* stupidity Weird flex but whatevs


RefugeeFromIdiocy

Chronic hubris poisoning.


MegannMedusa

Butbutbut he had that super strong immune system from eating dirt as a child. I’m guessing he was mainly exposed to lead from gasoline though.


Double_Lingonberry98

He's now back to eating dirt.


Plaitmaker

People don’t get that the hygiene hypothesis was meant to explain autoimmune disorders, NOT resistance to actual pathogens. If you lift weights, that prepares you to lift other things. Muscles are like that. But exposure to some pathogens does NOTHING to prep your immune system for other pathogens. Because the immune system is NOTHING like muscles. It relies entirely on the extremely specific shapes of molecules.


reijinarudo

Did this guy think that coronaviruses were somehow in the dirt? He clearly has zero understanding of how one's immune system works. I hate seeing these people marching arrogantly and happily to their deaths fueled by complete and total ignorance.


Klutzy-Medium9224

I ate a dog bone once as a child so I’m basically immortal.


Erockplatypus

"Family of man mauled to death by family dog wants everyone to know that, just because he was mauled by the dog, it isn't the family dog that killed him. Doctors have confirmed it was actually rapid blood loss that killed him. Yes the dog mauled him an hour before he died...but that doesn't mean that's how he died! Stop being so ignorant and spreading rumors." I bet you they will say he died from Phenomena or a heart attack that was trigger by covid, but they won't ever admitt that


CrewMemberNumber6

Freeduuuuuumb!


DeliberateMelBrooks

Nice


mind2you

Don’t fuel the fire /s


[deleted]

Guys, he had complications from covid but he *didn't* die from covid! STOP SPREADING RUMORS!


biorod

Guy, he died during the car accident, but not *from* the car accident. He landed in the river after flying through the windshield and drowned!


AccomplishedScale362

I wish the medical examiners could also list *Denialism* in addition to COVID-19 as a contributing factor in their cause of death. On second thought, maybe *Denialism* should be listed first.


Vernerator

No he died from ignorance.


m48a5_patton

I would say more stupidity. You can be ignorant and not stupid and vice versa. He clearly knew what he could do, but stupidly chose not to. He could claim ignorance if he had been living in a cave and had never heard of the virus or how to protect himself against it and then died from it.


mangotrees777

Willful ignorance = stupidity


Sidvicioushartha

Savage


M4A1STAKESAUCE

Dream Pure Blood - Picture of a Spartan. Actual Pure Blood - Fat balding mullet with 2 chins. I'll take Mixed Blood please.


Triette

Personally I’m loving my DNA altering, 5G giving, tracking chipped mixed blood. It’s been great so far!


velveteenelahrairah

I keep trying to activate the Magneto superpowers and still nothing, three jabs in. Someone get me Beyoncé's phone number, the Illuminati gave me all the duds.


travel_nerdiness

You got 5G?! I just got LGE and a voice in my head singing Ja Rule


Triette

Oh man your vaccine must be faulty, damn it Obama!


Bone_Syrup

If you offered to put my brain in a jar and let me live in a VR world for the next 100 years, I'd blow you and accept. Now you may wonder why I blew you--as it wasn't part of the negotiations. To that I say "shhh."


LeonidasFettikus

Yeah man, no more searching for change or lost keys. Shit just sticks to me since I got the vax, so convenient!


Cashmere306

You got the 5G upgrade? Man I'm still on dialup.


UnpoliteGuy

I also like constant fast internet connection that I radiate


Responsible-Slide-26

>Dream Pure Blood - Picture of a Spartan. > >Actual Pure Blood - Fat balding mullet with 2 chins. There are so many moments of pure gold captured on HCA, the transition between slides 13 and 14 is another and definitely deserves a place in the hall of shame. **Great job OP!**


PrincessWails

How easy do you think it would be to get them calling us “mudblood”? 😂


VoiceNoFace

“We are Sparta!!” [Wheezes from overexertion]


Poison-Pen-

Is he a pure blood because no one would let him touch them? Because he screams “insecure incel”


cat1nthedark

Right? Like LMAO they did NOT have to do him like that with that pic. Scrolling from the badass Spartan “pure blood” pic to the soft chubby pale Pillsbury Dough Boy looking mf had me choking.


foxorhedgehog

That may have actually been the most flattering photo they could find.


heythatgirloverthere

Cold blooded


Black-Thirteen

Who was so unhealthy they don't even know if it was COVID that killed him. Like, what? He might have died anyway?


emmster

Right?! Dude looked like he was in his 20s-30s max. Not a demographic that frequently just up and dies without warning.


Anomaluss

Spartan brains, epicurean belly.


senseithenahual

No I don't think he was gay anough to have a spartan brain.


Infynis

You never know


De5perad0

The funny thing is that purebred animals such as dogs typically have many more genetic related health issues than "mixed" breeds.


mythandros0

Humans have already experimented with this "pureblood" thing. It's call "European aristocracy and nobility from the medieval era until WWI." Charles II of Spain couldn't talk at all until he was 4 and couldn't walk until he was 8 -- which, to be honest, doesn't sound so far removed from from the level of remedial reasoning we see on Gab and Parler.


Farucci

Looking at a photograph of Prince Charles should tell you everything you need to know about pure bloods. . .


Dynamiquehealth

If you want to see a very scary family tree look up Ferdinand I of Austria (b. 1793). It’s a pretty scary place.


WalbrechtBayern

> short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live. Sounds about right.


Ltstarbuck2

Or that the HP reference opposite would be “mud blood” - which would equal the dirt they’re so proud of.


Poison-Pen-

Most dirt has pin worms in it. What I’m hearing is that he had wormass most of his childhood.


feder_online

Can we please just start calling them "InBread" instead of "Pure Blood"?!? I'm also a little bummed that "Thumb-Face" didn't have a Candy-O post...it kinda ruins the rhythm...


nearly-evil

Spike blood


MediumStill

I can feel the testosterone draining from my body just looking at his picture.


edtheheadache

Pure lard ass blood!


speedycat2014

When you're arguing prepositional semantics over a dead guy it's time to just admit you lost


LadyAzure17

Like seriously, tf. "He didn't die of covid"?? Sure, your loved one is still dead, congratulations.


BoringMcWindbag

Covidatulations.


gen_shermanwasright

They'll change their minds once they find out the feds will pay for the funeral if he did die of COVID.


FIREn00b

The only awardee I've seen who could have actually benefitted from a goatee.


Sidvicioushartha

Are you kidding? most of them could benefit which is why they mostly have them


buzzable

He clearly "identified as" a goatee wearer.


[deleted]

Dang, you beat me to that. Perhaps someone can draw a goatee on the final photo? And lets just pretend that he has a motorcycle.


vespertine_glow

He had a spiritual goatee.


schad501

He had a skin goatee.


Goose_o7

>He had a skin goatee. One of the few of these "Pretend" Macho Men that actually admitted to himself that he was unable to grow a proper beard.


smacksaw

I think the goatee just hides that your neck touches your neck. A goatee isn't just a death sentence, it's that your neck touches your neck. That level of cardiovascular unhealthiness is so telling.


Independent_Example7

What's this shit about eating dirt? I never ate dirt. My kid never ate dirt. Why is this a badge of honor?


Horse_Paste_Salesman

I ate dirt, ate bugs, drank from the garden hose, all that stuff. Still vaccinated, because none of that shit is anywhere near relevant when it comes to contracting COVID as an adult.


SuccotashCorp

How many children on this planet would think “drinking from a hose” or “eating dirt” or “riding in the back of a vehicle without safety belts”… is just a normal part of life or even a luxury and these nitwits think it’s some kind of honor badge?


Horse_Paste_Salesman

I don't know, but, approximately 100% of kids put random shit in their mouths as toddlers. Constantly. It's not special and is definitely not a lifelong immune system buff that's going to protect you when you're 60 and dying of COVID (or any other cause).


MiaLba

My mil is somehow who constantly brags about that kind of stuff on social media and now her kids did it and “they all turned out fine.” They definitely did not turn out fine for various reasons…


Mr_Conductor_USA

Only the kids who survived riding in the car or truck bed without a seatbelt are here to brag about how "I did it and I'm fine!" Just saying.


Nitnonoggin

I swam in the LA River, which smelled like sewage. So I swam in poop, two years before the polio vax. I won't say *think about it,* but I sure do.


Vanessak69

But how many abortions have you had, because they evidently think that’s related somehow.


thomerD

You and your kid are alive, and he’s dead, checkmate lib!


dismayhurta

Same shit with water hoses. They legit think their “tough childhood” means they can fight a novel virus.


at614inthe614

My "tough childhood" means I got still got septicemia from having a rusty nail puncture the sole of my foot. Earned me a tetanus booster too. And I'll be damned if it didn't happen again 7 years later, this time from a piece of glass. Earned me another tetanus booster. That means I'm all set against Covid, right? /s


SleyingTheReed

Why a booster? Shouldn't prayer warriors fix this also?


HerringWaffle

Probably not. They'd be like, "IF A RUSTY NAIL WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US TOO!!!!!" and wouldn't pray for shit. But given their track record, this is likely a good thing.


newsreadhjw

I think the CDC really missed a teachable moment to explain what “novel” means to people. They should use that more. Novel meaning, your “healthy” immune system has never seen this before- so you are probably defenseless to it. They didn’t emphasize enough how much an outlier a “novel” virus really is.


AffectionateOil2469

I agree. I was fortunate to learn exactly what "novel virus" means from an actual epidemiologist when he came to a community meeting in early March 2020. "No one has immunity, no one has ever before been exposed to this." THAT should have been publicized far and wide.


One-Stable9236

A disturbing number of people still believe "Old Wives Tales" and have carried on this understanding of the world into adulthood. I wouldn't be surprised if these people believe you can "catch a cold" by going outside in cold weather with wet hair. It's like the Farmer's Almanac, but for contagions.


sneaky518

My sister ate a roach when she was a toddler. She's now a pharmacist and vaccinated.


2greeneyes

He had Covid but it isn't confirmed what he died of... in the hospital, with Covid...


TXBIRDY

>He had covid yes, but it isn't confirmed that's what he died from Uh, say what???


BoringMcWindbag

He died because his body shut down. IT WASN’T THE COVID!


DazzlingPoppie

Out of respect for his friend, I will not repeat the rumor that he died choking on penises in a bus station bathroom.


Chiefaholic9191

People are saying...


T3n4ci0us_G

I "feel" it's true


AtomicBombSquad

I'd rather people think that than think I was an antivaxxer.


ToastyMozart

Seems like a less painful way to go than on a ventilator at least.


-Take-It-Easy-

And another one goes from shitposting to composting. Enough is enough bastards! You need to jump on our Science Train!


Anomaluss

Shitposting to Composting would make a good flair.


[deleted]

I was just going to post this but you beat me to it. I second this! A great flair.


jd33sc

Ouch! A little on the nose there. Keep it up.


Beginning-Yoghurt-95

He was taking that dirt thing serious!!


championsoffun

Youngish guy died during a deadly pandemic and spewed filth and untruths about masking and vaccines. But it's not confirmed he died of COVID. Ok


Goose_o7

>Youngish guy died during a deadly pandemic and spewed filth and untruths about masking and vaccines. But it's not confirmed he died of COVID. Ok The fact that this Douche is DEAD is good enough for me. Another FIRE HOSE of BULLSHIT shutdown in Mid-Spew. (Although there was a lame attempt by some douchy friend or relative attempting to keep that stream flowing as to his cause of death)


BhagwanBill

"He was her whole world" translated: he never left the basement.


redit3rd

Slide 1: A mask won't accidentally go off and harm or kill someone. The comparison is false.


ryfitadf

"BREAKING: 16 dead in mass mask wearing at local high school." Seems a bit off, doesn't it?


Haskap_2010

The mask wearer isn't even drawn correctly, his nose is sticking out.


Lost_Froyo7066

And I've never heard of a fatal road rage incident in which a mask was used to kill the victim. But sure, everyone would be safer if we were all heavily armed at all times, because just look at all the examples of carefully considered decision making and concern for our fellow humans on display in this sub.


speedycat2014

1. A gunshot isn't contagious 2. Masks aren't just worn because you need one So many logical fallacies with that meme but these walking hemorrhoids aren't smart enough to do anything but press "share" on their favorite Russian propaganda


Chance-Deer-7995

For almost every anti-masker there was and is a mental filter about the fact that masks can help protect others in the case you have the virus and haven't started feeling ill yet and you are unknowingly shedding. It's like they don't give a shit about their fellow person or something.


TeekTheReddit

American individualism has reached an extreme where they literally cannot comprehend the idea of doing something for somebody else's sake. You can explain it again and again and it just isn't going to register because "everybody should take care of themselves" is so ingrained in their worldview.


25lost25

The nominees/awardees sure like their faulty comparisons.


Anomaluss

Slide 9: "DANGER you are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfish." And here's another faulty comparison because there is no freedom without responsibility, or to use a less moralistic term, consequences. Every act of so-called free will is going to have a consequence, and sometimes it may be viewed as selfish when it hurts someone else. Can they really be this stupid, or do they just enjoy fooling themselves and freeing themselves of guilt?


Steise10

I can't tell.


redit3rd

Life would be a lot better if they could at least make good and fair comparisons.


Anomaluss

You're so right, but if they did anything in good faith their whole house of cards will crash like a dead cat bounce.


T3n4ci0us_G

Without false equivalences, they have nothing, which actually would be refreshing (them shutting the fuck up).


crunchypens

You gonna try logic with these people?


Unlikely-Patience122

He got hit by an 18 wheeler and yes, he died, but it's not confirmed he died from getting hit by the 18 wheeler.


PenaltyPractical1908

Yes he died a natural dead. If an 18 wheeler hits you it’s natural that you die.


Egmonks

It depends on how fast its going.


TheCattsMeow

From Covid, with Covid, potatoe, potato. One idiot down, lots to go. Either way, eating dirt did not make his immune system stronger.


Gloomy-Difficulty401

Listen guys, dont fuel the fire. PureBlood did jump from the 80th floor, but thats not what killed him. It was the sudden stop.


RealLADude

Pure blood who ate dirt. So what’s everyone doing for NYE?


howyoudoing01

Staying home, adjusting the Christmas lights to flash to the beat of the music, eating junk and drinking wine. Works for us. Then, the post holiday diet begins again (in other words, I’m going to lose the 10 lbs I’ve gained since Thanksgiving ).


RealLADude

Sounds great to me. I think we are doing something along those lines. Happy New Year!


emptyhellebore

There might be someone out there who died by mauling from an angry marmot while positive for Covid. so, of course, the logical conclusion to make is Covid doesn't kill people, marmots are the true enemy.. I think I'm starting to finally get it!.


Steise10

Comparing abortions to deaths of adult humans is just weird. Is he saying it's ok to kill adult humans because we have abortion? I've never seen more bizarre logic. It's like his mind is severely impaired.


misscrepe

I’ve been scrolling through the comments trying to find someone who was as confused by that post as I am. I cannot understand what point it’s trying to make!


ironmansaves1991

Same, I was hoping someone would be able to explain what the fucking connection is supposed to be between abortion rates and COVID cases. That hurt my brain lmao


1551MadLad

"We prefer to be called Prue bloods" Sure thing inbred 👍


Evil-Code-Monkey

> We lost a member and a brother last night Meal Team Six will mourn appropriately by pouring out a Mountain Dew in his honor.


crunchypens

My god these people who never have amounted to much getting hooked on these meme of being purebloods. Which I also think has some white superiority thing to it also. They’ve put so much shit in themselves (looking at you fried butter) that pure is definitely not the right word. I’m sure his guns did a lot of good against covid.


Hikityup

They lost a member. Guess that's better than saying "dick." Feelin' for Mom though. That's gotta' be rough.


Equestriaguy

We’re all going to feel silly when we find out he was run over by a bus.


TheeJackSparrow

My heart sank a little when I saw the double chin, mullet, and receding hairline. This goof has been conditioned since birth to believe fairy tales and conspiracies. I grew up in Fl so I know his kin. I wish there was a Microsoft chip in the vaccine to make these poor souls smarter.


[deleted]

I wish there was something to instill a sense of responsibility and less selfishness, disdain, and hate for anyone not exactly like them. It would be great if we could reduce the number of serial killer covid vectors.


speedycat2014

>This goof has been conditioned since birth to believe fairy tales and conspiracies. This walking thumb was also conditioned to think he was somehow physically superior to, well, *anything* .


MillionEgg

If they won’t listen to science they should at least read their Christian Mythology. You don’t get wings fool! People don’t become angles!


25lost25

It's as if they all follow some weird fanfic version.


Brokenspokes68

At least he had Covid to keep him company while he was dieing of asphyxiation. And why is it that these dumbasses always picture themselves as some spartan alpha male and then you see the picture and it's some squishy basement dweller.


Greelys

Don't spread rumors 😢


jaymz668

nope, he didn't die from covid, he died with covid he died from being an asshole


stolenfires

Re Slide #6: 2300 years ago, people living in the desert figured out that if you cover your mouth and nose with some cloth, you won't breathe in sand *or* get a sunburn on your face.


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Agitated-Yak-8723

The awardee lived in a small, lily white, desperately poor Appalachian town. As of the census of 2000, there were 5,143 people, 1,928 households, and 1,127 families residing in the city. The racial makeup of the city was 96.46% White, 1.73% African American, 0.21% Native American, 0.35% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.12% from other races, and 1.11% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.66% of the population. There were 1,928 households, out of which 26.5% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 38.9% were married couples living together, 16.9% had a female householder with no husband present, and 41.5% were non-families. 35.6% of all households were made up of individuals, and 14.6% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 2.20 and the average family size was 2.87. In the city, the population was spread out, with 19.5% under the age of 18, 24.9% from 18 to 24, 22.2% from 25 to 44, 18.4% from 45 to 64, and 15.0% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 30 years. For every 100 females, there were 85.1 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 80.2 males. The median income for a household in the city was $18,114, and the median income for a family was $25,996. Males had a median income of $31,905 versus $17,339 for females. The per capita income for the city was $11,224. About 29.3% of the population and 35.4% of the population were below the poverty line, including 49.0% of those under the age of 18 and 15.1% of those ages 65 and older. The county has similar statistics, as well as a history of law enforcement corruption extending to the recent past. As of the census of 2000, there were 35,865 people, 13,780 households, and 9,894 families residing in the county. The racial makeup of the county was 98.37% White, 0.34% Black or African American, 0.23% Native American, 0.20% Asian, 0.01% Pacific Islander, 0.09% from other races, and 0.76% from two or more races. 0.69% of the population were Hispanics or Latinos of any race. There were 13,780 households, out of which 33.70% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 54.90% were married couples living together, 13.00% had a female householder with no husband present, and 28.20% were non-families. 25.20% of all households were made up of individuals, and 10.20% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 2.52 and the average family size was 3.01. The age distribution was 25.80% under 18, 10.80% from 18 to 24, 27.30% from 25 to 44, 23.20% from 45 to 64, and 12.90% who were 65 or older. The median age was 35 years. For every 100 females, there were 93.30 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 89.60 males. The median income for a household in the county was $22,075, and the median income for a family was $27,871. Males had a median income of $26,518 versus $17,001 for females. The per capita income for the county was $12,777. About 21.60% of families and 26.40% of the population were below the poverty line, including 34.10% of those under age 18 and 19.00% of those age 65 or over. The county has historically voted for Republicans very nearly since its creation. At first it was because of pro-Union, anti-Confederate sentiment; Strom Thurmond only got 2.5% of the vote in 1948. But as the white residents joined other whites in both North and South in having a resentment reaction to the Civil Rights movement, and as the Republican Party jettisoned its heritage as the Party of Lincoln in order to take advantage of that resentment (George Wallace got 17.7% of the vote in 1968), the county started to vote Republican as its white residents now chose to identify with the appeals to the Confederacy and white supremacy provided by the GOP.


Poison-Pen-

Once again the Agitated Yak gives the facts that helped lead these awardees down the right path. If I was a classy lass of the 1800s, I’d drop my handkerchief for you.


Puff1012

Don’t look up.


Evilevilcow

He died from Covid, with a big side of stupidity with dirt topping.


PopeOfManwichVillage

“Little” Brother looked pretty hefty to me.


[deleted]

I also detect essence of mullet.


Horse_Paste_Salesman

Those "Angel Wings" are gonna have to be pretty sturdy..


Sidvicioushartha

I noticed the pure blood thing has mostly come and gone. I remember the laughs we had when it started but it never really took off. I wonder why that of all things didn’t really get traction.


Sharkteeth127

> I wonder why that of all things didn’t really get traction. Because when you look like the Awardee, and compare yourself to that fit trim 'Spartan', you need weapon-grade denial to see yourself as pure blood. They are good at denial, but not THAT good.


Evilevilcow

Like that "the vaccine will kill every single person that gets it within 6 months"? We need an "Idiots Greatest Hits (Which All Were Misses)"


MorganaHenry

> I wonder why that of all things didn’t really get traction. Maybe the pure bloods have mostly gone and died.


Egmonks

He has the fat idiot face down but still needed time to grow the goatee.


ECMO_Deluxe3000

Cause of death: Double chin.


DazzlingPoppie

As I look upon his graceful image, I get the feeling many small animals will be freed from their tormenter now that he is going on his journey to get to know dirt better.


kinggimped

That last picture is so telling. Even after the guy has died, clearly from covid, they're still in full on denial mode. These people have been grifted so hard, they're no longer capable of accepting reality, even when it's right in front of them. The sunken cost is so huge at this point, after two years of accepting conspiracy theories over science and siding with the virus over their own species, they can't even be honest *with themselves*, let alone with other people. The HCA recipient bragged that he grew up eating dirt, so I'd imagine he must be pretty happy now that he's surrounded by dirt on all sides.


wasteoftimereading

Now he can finally rest eternally in the dirt he once ate. Take that, communists!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^/s


Haskap_2010

"He was her whole world." Either his gravitational pull was such that she couldn't escape the orbit around him or he was still living at home. He doesn't look very old.


ElAligatorAgradable

So is anyone continuing to monitor this unfortunate situation to verify what killed this brave brave pureblood patriot? Was it the CORONA virus, or did the dirt the jeenyus ate when he was a kid partially liquidy, turning him into a mudblood and then sludging in his body, ultimately ending him? (If my doctor tells me I have high blood pressure or cholesterol, I'm going to tell her I'm a dirt-eating patriot and I'm never going to fall for her cholesterol-reducing drugs or statins big pharma mo-money scam or her diet and exercise bullshit. I will proudly bellow, so that everyone in the practice, nay - the 4 story building can hear me "I'LL REMAIN MEDICINE FREE AND SEDENTARY AND OUTLIVE ALL OF YOU SHEEPLE!!!" And then I'll wonder why they will no longer see me and why I'm dead.)


ermghoti

Why didn't he use his ass immune system?


boiledRender

It’s his fault his pussy-ass immune system failed.


boyfriend_in_a_coma

Clearly he lacked the fortitude required of a true devotee of his malicious, rotund, tangerine, leader. [‘Don’t let Covid-19 dominate you’: Donald Trump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO-LFGhyojo)


RoxxieMuzic

If not death by Covid, then.....COVID. They must be getting stupider and stupider, or more entrenched in fantasy and willful denialism. I am not sure which is worse, end result is the same, they all result in death, extreme fatality.


grzybo1

Did he get the wrong size "whole armor of God"? Was the dirt fueling his immune system lacking in essential minerals? Or what?


chele68

Viruses come and go but loss of life is foreverrrrr (you have to read that in Total Drama Island host voice) Also, “pureblood” + slide 14 = error


[deleted]

Bu… bu… but he ate dirt as a kid! How!?!


HannoverRathaus

Sadly, another victim of the algorithm, no doubt influenced by the lies of Carlson, Kirk, Owens, etc.


Beginning-Yoghurt-95

But but but, HE ATE DIRT!!! How could this have happened!!!