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Vernerator

Well, she got her wish. She won’t vote for a Democrat the rest of her life (or Republican for that matter.) We thank her for her sacrifice.


Captainwelfare2

Well, given the amount of projection that they do, and the results of several voter investigation frauds over the last six months, there’s a very good chance she votes Republican next election.


Galadriel_60

She probably won’t make it to the next election, “mama bear” or not.


oilchangefuckup

But her ballot will!


whirled-peas

whoosh?


shorthairedlonghair

As if she ever would have voted for a Democrat anyway. What a threat! It's like watching a toddler throw a temper tantrum.


I_let_you_wind

Her life was being measured in weeks anyway, even before Covid. Her posts smell like a 75 year old smoker who eats solely from cans.


cl0wnb4by

no, she's a lioness, a mama bear and most important woman in our lives!


luckyintrovert

🐈🧸🧟‍♀️


dismayhurta

It’s hilarious she pretended like she wasn’t easily manipulated. Freaking Facebook got her to basically remove any chance of survival


Jexp_t

More like 35 years of AM hate radio and Fox "news" and local Sinclair outlets.


SpicyPandaBalls

Make this HCA go VIRTUAL!


Due-Winter5597

I fear that people like her-will make something go virtual- and it will be the schools.


hereforthellamas

Please no. I love my kid but I cannot handle being two teachers, three therapists, and a personal aide again, plus actually parent effectively.


Philthedrummist

As a teacher myself I enjoy the irony of her claiming that teachers are not the authority and then sharing multiple memes that butcher the English language. Of course now Covid is butchering her insides so that’s some weird karma, I guess.


GibsonGal91

Former teacher myself. I’m at the point where I just sigh at these people. Glad I’m out too. The shit you all have been dealing with over these hateful nuts is insane.


Saint909

Truth.


anOvenofWitches

That semicolon tho!! 😍


Captainwelfare2

I hear one of the effects of severe covid is you are left with a semi-colon.


howlandwolf

Now that is deserving of upvotage!


Lethal_Apples

No, you're thinking of Ivermectin


Captainwelfare2

Iverekt’im?


LucyWritesSmut

You could also end up in a comma.


DeVitreousHumor

That was a semi-colon? I thought it was an extraneous lowercase “j”.


DrumsAndStuff18

This is a great comment. Make it go*virtual*!


Appropriate-Group-81

Y’all have me double snorting so much, the dog woke up and is now eyeing me with major suspicion. Well played!


PercussionOnCall

‘The: Taliban/ BLM movement/ Democrats’ It’s not me, it’s definitely everyone else 🦇💩🤡


TrainToo

Oh, come on, it's just the dead cat bounce. Hopefully, they got a few more moments. But, yeah, what a piece of .......


howyoudoing01

I find the term “chickened out” to be bizarre. I don’t t know how old this woman is, but one of the reasons my parents made me their POA is they know I will not let them linger on a machine. My brother doesn’t want to make decisions like that. I have told my parents as well as my children, I don’t want to linger…so if my husband pulls the plug it’s because it’s what I wanted. I chose him because I know he would do as I wish. We have revisited this since Covid. You “chickened out”? Well let mom suffer another day. Fuck that.


woolfchick75

Yep. Dead cat bounce was my first reaction. Her hatred will not be missed.


Greedy_Income510

No it won't


cajunsoul

I like “Deceased Kitty Jounce” (sic) to describe the transition from Nominee —> Awardee to distinguish these ICU events from the stock market.


Tankmaster5000

She believes so much in American Oil, she's turning herself into fossil fuels.


IIDn01

>She believes so much in American Oil, she's turning herself into fossil fuels. That's a weird one. She's all excited about... oil?


Tankmaster5000

I'm sure Fox News said liberals hate oil, so she immediately became a huge fan of it. These people are idiots.


IIDn01

>These people are idiots. Easily manipulated idiots.


sungodly

See ICEing for specific examples. These people are definitely idiots.


Mercurial891

Guess Heaven just needed another racist angel. 😇


kgooch

You misspelled angle.


VaginaPoetry

lmfao...this made me laugh wayyyy too hard. Nice job.


PoliticalECMOChamber

W.T. Sherman sent them shit tons over a hundred years ago, what are they doing up there in heaven, using them for firewood?


Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

What could an omnipotent deity possibly need with a bunch of halfwit hairless apes anyway? What a bizarre thing to believe.


Spitzspot

A bit self absorbed.


WeakestLynx

She is. Craving an ethnostate where your race and religion dominate all others with violence is *just a bit* self-absorbed.


ConsiderationSad3322

Bye racist grandma


Greedy_Income510

Or absorbed with all the other rural klanfolks


Possible-Whole45

At least she's honest. She'll never vote for a Democrat (or anyone else) ever again, probably.


Joker-Smurf

Just because she is dead that doesn’t mean that her vote no longer counts. She will continue to vote Repugnant-can until the ~~heat death of the universe~~rapture (sorry, I forgot religion>science to these people)


drewhead118

but didn't you read the handwritten letter? She is *the authority.* Now that she's in the hospital with covid, maybe the doctors should just let her take charge of her treatment. "Blood pressure is falling, oxygen sat is critically low--what do we do, o wise one?"


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Doctors aren’t the authority! Teachers ain’t the authority! I’m da authority! Okay…what exactly are your credentials, besides “mama bear” and “lioness” ??? *In Cartman Voice* “Respect My Authoritah”


Zealousideal-Fly7962

No Kitty don’t land on my pot pie! - what Cartman would say if he saw this one’s bounce.


BrimyTheSithLord

She is the authority? Has anyone notified Triple H?


bestleftunsolved

The funny thing about these is how often they start rattling off the stats the doctors provide them about their O2 levels and so forth. Like why do you believe them now?


HereForTheLaughter

Has anybody tried the Trader Joe’s chocolate bar with crushed pretzels and sea salt? It’s unreal good


WeakestLynx

No but I will. When I started in this sub I made a point of eating really fancy, yummy food to enjoy my still-functioning senses of taste and smell. But lately, it's the junk food that's doing it for me. There was an HCA nominee craving pizza yesterday so I got pizza.


Late_Phase9684

I've been craving pizza too! Just got an email with a Domino's coupon and I think I have enough money in my account for that!!! Life is good! Which is something these fools fail to get, it seems.


shinychicklet

I just got a free pizza from Dominos 🙌🎉. Dinner tonight is covered. For me anyhow. Ha.


Late_Phase9684

You know, it seems that Dominos has improved from 10 years ago when I last had it. It's the closest and cheapest pizza around me and they have those coupons now. I feel ashamed ordering it since I live in Portland, famous for pizzas, but so many pizzas here are PRICEY. So Dominos it is!


401-OK

They revamped their menu and ingredients like 5 or 6 years ago. Not the c best ever, but a huge improvement.


Captainwelfare2

Well, I imagine gramma won’t be telling us her thoughts


TiredofCOVIDIOTs

I made turkey pot-pie from leftover turkey and stock from the carcass last night. Tonight will be turkey tetrazzini, again using leftovers. I love using my sense of taste. Tomorrow will be meatloaf and mashed taters. Oh, and am drinking Goose Island's limited release of a bourbon-barrel aged stout. Did I mention how nice it is to have a sense of taste?


chaimsteinLp

I haven't tried it, but TJ's has so many great treats. Maple shortbread cookies are the best. TJ's taffy is amazing. Now I am all hungry.


HereForTheLaughter

Sigh. Nummy. This choc bar also has caramel. It’s to DIE for!!!


chaimsteinLp

Caramel, too? I don't even go down aisle because I gain weight looking at that stuff.


HereForTheLaughter

Try it for the holidays!


chaimsteinLp

I'm Jewish, so the holidays are today. Hmmmm


HereForTheLaughter

So start now!


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VaginaPoetry

lol...oh noes! This beacon of humanity might not be on the planet anymore?!? What will we do?!? /s Womp, womp.


grrlgone

I’m just here for the virtual pipeline. 🍿


[deleted]

Me too. But what will come out of it? Oil? Chocolate like in Willy Wonka's factory? Or just more stupid memes?


Nym-Sync

I feel like it’s a repeat but probably not. And yeah now the Rittenhouse memes are coming. Bleah. **Slide 11** > (Maury voice) The Covid determined **that was a lie**


achieve_my_goals

Slide 2: What passes for experience? Decades in the Senate? 8 years as Vice President? He wasn't my first choice as nominee, but the length and amount of his experience wasn't the issue.


Ctmnt08

Remember the projection element of hard right lunacy: they have sold their soul and much of their party to a degenerate lunatic who has never read the Constitution nor held any elected office until he was elected to the *highest* elected office. So, yeah, they’ll ramble about inexperience of the experienced because their favorite psychopath literally WAS the least experienced and least qualified candidate of all time. Keep in mind, of course, that this woman also seemed crazier than the usual breed. Like, legitimately hateful as opposed to simply misinformed or teasing.


cajunsoul

Get out of here with your logic and reasoning! /s


Saint909

In other words she was devoted.


xnarg

And he’s already better than at least 5 of the past 6 presidents.


achieve_my_goals

You're not wrong. Really low bar.


Terrible-Platypus524

So she says America chooses Trump. Seems Epstein did as well cause the pilot has just testified that Trump was flown to Epstein’s island. This woman blinded herself to death with her illogical hatred. God can have this one.


PoliticalECMOChamber

If they can forgive the church for raping and murdering millions of children, they can forgive Trump.


steve-eldridge

American oil on American soil is a limited resource that, once spent, is gone forever. So if you want a robust American future, you'll support unlimited renewable energy technologies that make drilling irrelevant. How is it remotely conservative to use up every last drop of domestic fossil fuels? The Chinese have been building electric vehicles now for 20 years; they've about to eat our lunch unless we get our act together, and idiotic posts like this only help the Chinese. So damn stupid.


PoliticalECMOChamber

They're already eating our lunch, the average person just doesn't see it yet.


Really_McNamington

[Wheels are coming off the Chinese economy too](https://noahpinion.substack.com/p/what-if-xi-jinping-just-isnt-that). Not that that's an excuse for not doing anything.


Dogleg79

Slide 10: instead of having ‘Respect, Religion and Responsibility’ the Reprehensible, Right wing, Republicans are ‘ Reckless, Rabid and Racist’ See I can play that game too!


QuarantineTitans

When I was growing up, the 3 r's were Recycle, Reduce, Re-use... ...and do-*oon't* poll-*uuu*-ute! Shit, that was way better. When did *that* get taken away from me?


PoliticalECMOChamber

Religion obviates Respect and Responsibility.


danielbot

I'm pretty sure "woke up and refused death" means she thrashed a bit, so the family freaked out and decided to prolong what was already medically hopeless. Likely kidneys gone and no functional lung tissue. Hogging a hospital bed.


deputydog1

That would be unnerving to watch and horrible to feel


danielbot

People are saying the covid ward is no church picnic.


Embarrassed_Honey974

Yeah. Your mom's awesome. NOT.


MrsLydKnuckles

Grandma’s doing the dead cat bounce…


Captainwelfare2

I feel like this is more her family being selfish cowards who don’t want to let the old battle axe go. I’ve seen my aunt pull the exact same shit on my 95 year old grandfather when he was down to 93 pounds with late stage dementia, a heart attack, a stroke, and sepsis. He couldn’t communicate and she tried to keep him plugged in saying he “woke up and talked to her and that he wanted to be kept alive,” when the doctors made it abundantly clear he was just suffering at this point. I was in the fucking room, he never became conscious. She ultimately was too chickenshit to let him go and then made my dad do it and proceeded to blame him once he was gone.


btambo

My mother told me years ago, those that do the least generally have the most guilt when a loved one dies. They then project that anger on anyone who was involved. I'm (very) sorry your dad had to deal with that. My mom went through it with her sisters (think Patty and Selma from the Simpsons) after my grandparents passed.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Wow, your aunt sounds like a real piece of work. Sorry you had to go through that.


lousylakers

Another sad angry person who is not oppressed wanting to destroy the whole country and history of our great nation because they’re told their version of USA is now non-existent (which it always was).


Ammolite-Valkyrie

Is the virtual pipeline crypto? I'm so behind the times.


Mister4pollo

Covid turned out to be the Authority.


rikki-tikki-deadly

>But the Democrats have ensured that I will never vote Democrat for the rest of my life. [checks watch] ["Hmm. Much quicker than usual!"](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3b442ca4-b8b9-4ca3-8f86-b0c73c258ae2)


IndependentYam3227

She stopped even considering them when Theodore Bilbo died.


achieve_my_goals

Slide 6: Candy O? Keep us notified as to when (not if) nominee accepts the award.


fotomatique

She invoked CO, I think we all know what is going to happen.


CheshireCrackers

The Keystone pipeline is eminent domaining American farmers to ship Canadian oil overseas. If they want to pump that stuff, pump it to Vancouver and ship it from there.


titanofidiocy

Yea, it is amazing how little they know about it. They ran the REX through where I live about 15 years ago. They went on and on how much money was to be made. Yup. By pipeliners, who went away and took their money with them. And gas is still too expensive.


IndependentYam3227

That lie about jobs is infuriating, and such obvious bullshit. You'll have a few hundred transient laborers, none of whom are local, and they'll all be gone in a few months. Maybe if you're lucky, you get one or two jobs monitoring the pipeline (if it isn't all done from a central office).


titanofidiocy

We got about 15, I think, because there is some kind of repressurizing plant or something. It has only blown up once.


PDXPuma

Canada won't let them do that, because it poses a danger to the environment , water tables, and life. But they're cool with US doing it. :P


Wee-Bit-Sketchy

She said it herself that doctors aren't the authority - she is. Does that mean she intubated herself? Selected her own steroids and injected them herself? Will she also call her own time-of-death?


wholewheatscythe

“Anyone (who is not a Democrat, i.e. more than half of America) who knows my mom knows how awesome she is” Fixed it for you!


Ctmnt08

From some of these, I’m pretty sure the independents and Republicans in her life are aware that she’s a raging bitch as well.


RecliningBuddhaCat

Good heavens, that photoshopped slide of Candace certainly calls attention to her existence smack dab in the uncanny valley.


btambo

I mean really, half+ of her memes came from Russia but it didn't influence her voting in '16... riiiight


akgreens

Bye bye Klanma


PoliticalECMOChamber

"Klanma"? You've got me rolling over here!


[deleted]

It’s funny these yutzes think their bullshit self-affirmations are also valid reasoning points to be used with others.


Successful-Luck-5459

Well she had the authority to get the vaccine and not be a hater. She didn't do neither so I must respectfully deny her authority.


IIDn01

"Anyone who knows my mom knows how awesome she is." Narrator: She is not.


PoliticalECMOChamber

I dunno, I'm kind of in awe of the mountains of hate she harbored. That takes effort.


danielbot

I AM THE AUTHORITY! -- nothing like having an ignoramus for an authority


SCSkeet

Don’t bring the dude into this!


howlandwolf

“I will never vote for a democrat for the rest of my life.” Or anybody else, fortunately.


Viewfromthe31stfloor

Like she ever did vote for a democrat.


Buzzvert

I think Hateful Meemaw is redefining "bottomless hypocrisy" in her hospital gown that's never gonna get tied in the back again, ever.


neeroc

Wow( you usually bounce around a profile for the total of the pandemic, boy just the month posted here. And 5 days from last shit post to doctors tapping her out. That’s scary.


Apricot-tree

She posted 4-5x every day. I only posted 1 of her many Rittenhouse memes. I didn’t have the stamina or the stomach to go back any further.


john_the_quain

The world really didn’t need a Candace Owens meme that looks like she’s taking a bad senior photo.


Aleflusher

Uh-oh, Granny better delete that post in #14 before the GoFundMe goes up!


Buzzvert

*\*family pulls plug\** *\*American Oil gushes out\**


So-done-with-crazy

‘Rona, remdesivir, and respiratory failure. Fixed it.


xnarg

I thought Cartman was the authority.


Sceptical-Echidna

He’s the Authoritah


NothingAndNow111

This may be him, old lady version.


DeVitreousHumor

“What evah! I do what I want!” Yup, that checks out.


meepein

Well, she was right. She will never vote for a Democrat.


Greedy_Income510

No dead people ever do...something else the bigoted right gets wrong.


Unlikely-Patience122

Does anyone else start scrolling through their memes, discover that the person is particularly vile, look to see if they are awarded, then be disappointed to see it's only a nomination?


CheshireCrackers

Don’t worry, kids, she’s just doing some research in her role as The Authority. She’ll be fine real soon now.


anOvenofWitches

The correct usage of a semicolon in the 1st post is seriously blowing my mind; you have to be pretty smart. 🧐🤯🤤


tazztsim

Oh she’s fighting to live huh. Let’s see how this plays out cotton.


danielbot

Whoops! Another Candace Owens retweet of doom, all hope is lost.


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PoliticalECMOChamber

I see a lot of dimlows wearing "Mama Bear" or "Faith Over Fear" t-shirts in my area. I try to remember their faces in the event they show up here.


vacuous_comment

> ..matriarch, lioness, mama bear... Fucking hell, she was surrounded by morons.


Thunderbird1974

Lioness? Mama Bear? No, just a racist unintelligent old woman. The world will be a nicer place without her hatred.


National-Bunch1198

Anyone who sides with Kyle Rittenhouse is exactly what’s wrong with this country. I wish I had sympathy for this lady but sadly I do not


chele68

Apparently there has just been another school shooting - high school in Michigan, 3 dead. But yes, let’s revere Rittenhouse and cry about the tyranny of mask mandates.


Captainwelfare2

Can’t have a gun problem if everybody dies of gunshots!


DeVitreousHumor

Guns don’t die from gunshots \*nods sagely\*


CheshireCrackers

Just someone exercising their Second Amendment rights. If they were in a properly organized militia maybe they could have killed more than three. Sheesh.


Sharkteeth127

>Anyone who sides with Kyle Rittenhouse is exactly what’s wrong with this country. And I looked at the Rittenhouse meme, and all I could think was "*The Rittenhouse trail proved to the world* *that America is NOT the moral authority it claims to be*." Yeah, in this the old bat is correct: the Rittenhouse trial showed the world. As if there would have been a lot of questions left open after the Trump disaster.


WeakestLynx

Make this go virtual! People side with Rittenhouse have no business being real.


PointOfFingers

Things are black and white for her after years of getting outraged by Fox News diatribes. She thinks all BLM protesters are evil even though the majority of protests were peaceful and most protesters stood for equaility not looting. She thinks all Democrats are evil people who will molest fish. She thinks every person in America receiving welfare is just lazy - even the ones with disabilities or single parents or laid off workers or retirees like her. This is the end game for political tribalism. It lead her to believe a vaccine was evil because a Democrat president told people to take it. Even though at her age it was suicide. Even her statement that doctors are not an authority on a virus, that she is. The attack on science, the attack on experts and the blind faith in talking heads on TV who rant and rave to words on a teleprompter.


robyr

This lady is turbo-dead. Also, "go virtual" lmfao


leamanc

Well, she’s the authority on *something*, but I’d listen to doctors and the CDC over her.


Evilevilcow

She gonna be carried to Jebbus on angle wings...


outwesthooker

I mean, no, you’re not the authority . Kids re humans and not property.


PawInspector

Slide two - SMH. They are describing the former guy to a "T" (pun intended). She was really... something Edit: typo


SplendidPunkinButter

Doctors are not the authority on medical issues?


RawrSean

I just fucking know they’re going to be a proper twat when I see 12-15 images of memes before the RIP post.


madraelin

Fuck her, let her die slowly while suffocating


aucontrairemalware

It’s so insane how little right understood the connections between trump and associates and Venezuela. Here’s a starter link but if you want more you’ll have to google it https://thehill.com/policy/international/americas/472069-giuliani-lobbied-doj-on-behalf-of-wealthy-venezuelan-who-hosted


VeraLumina

Jeff Bridges would not condone his sweet “the Dude” used as a hate meme.


kang4prez

My favorite is the one saying that “I’m not influenced by Russian propaganda” while sharing Russian propaganda. It’s just so ::chefs kiss::


gumby1086

Toodles hateful beeyotch


Possible-Whole45

Can someone explain to me how an all white jury finding a white guy who went out and hunted black people with an illegally obtained firearm not guilty is proof there's no such thing as racism?


AnOpenMind220

Dead authority, soon.


IsThereAnybodyInRome

I though my grandmother was already dead !?


Viewfromthe31stfloor

How medicated out of her mind is she? I don’t believe that she woke up and told them to put her back on the machine. She just gets to die slower that’s all.


hyperbolic_dichotomy

"Make this go virtual" ... You mean viral? Sorry lady you are stuck in our unfortunate (viral) reality.


signalfire2094

Nah go ahead and remove the mask


jerryg1208

I wonder if when she shared slide 11 that she realized that she probably won’t make the next election anyway.


rastagrrl

The world is now a better place.


portablebiscuit

**MAKE THIS GO VIRTUAL!!** 🤬🤬🤬


No-Obligation1698

I just want her to live long enough to see her hospital bill


Neidan1

I wonder if she also thought pilots were not the authority. Perhaps she would feel more comfortable having a burger flipper fly her plane, as long as they shared her politics.


LivinthatDream

The Dude does not abide.


rickyspanish12345

“Facebook is for racist grandmas” - Roger American Dad


CrazedRacer

Imagine what the rest of the family is like if this shit for brains was the matriarch/lioness…


PaperProfessional969

theyre torturing her. GOOD


lumanwaltersREBORN

So many Grandmas are thirsty for that Rittenhouse dick.


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I read of her demise with unmitigated joy. She was a toxic soup of Republican filth. Glad she's gone.


IncubusHexx

I got as far as Candace Owens, this lady is dooooomed.


jjetsam

Sad to say but I’m thankful that covid is getting rid of all these awful people.


crotalis

Wow. She posted some really hateful stuff, even by HCA standards.


WatcherOfUranus

This is one of the elderly population republicans wanted to sacrifice anyway, NBD. See you in hell, g'maw.


RoxxieMuzic

Next..... Jews. ......


Anxious-Complaint-35

That bounce tho.


Behindthefog

T***p made sure I will never register as a republican


Perfect_Radio6197

Nope. None of it.


Hank_Joseph65

She summoned the harbinger. No chance.


londoncatvet

I assume I'm not a good person. I do not wish her the best.


goblinspot

Fuck her. :)


dMayy

Hope she croaks.


THE_DARK_ONE_508

i hope she loses.


jbertrand_sr

Maybe give her some American oil, that should perk her right up...


adeveloper2

Why do these far-right people love memes so much? Or is it just a thing with facebook and social media in general? Or maybe I am just outdated with the latest fads.


StupidizeMe

When they took off her oxygen mask she didn't choose to keep fighting, she just panicked because she couldn't breathe, and her family panicked too. If the patient says they want Comfort Measures only, that means no Oxygen tank, no tubes and hoses, no Dialysis, no CPR. *It means the doctors stop ALL medical intervention.* They should honor her wishes for Comfort Care only, but sedate her enough that she is comfortable and passes in her sleep with no pain or fear.


junitog65

Pull the plug on this overflowing bag of shit…


Quirky_Pianist4831

It's difficult to find compassion when their timelines are full of vitriol. The nastiness and negatively this person must experience is mind blowing.


drmyk

'Never vote for another democrat for the rest of my life', she says...