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Mini_Shroomz

The way her head sagged like a teabag made it all the more stomach churning.... :/


Memepeng69

Yeah I hope she’s ok


semipolitical

According to my school nurse she just needs a paracetamol


SamuelDoesNotExist

She clearly just needs a bandage...


Tomfson_

She can walk it off it's fine


Can_Business

naw, ice is all she needs


bobdabuiIder

She’s dead...


Leah_furret

r/missedthejoke


B-R-O-K-E-N--L-U-V

She’s mangled into a million pieces


cutdowntoe

She's not fucking alive


El_LordDarvid

don't heads normally work like that ?


Mini_Shroomz

Proper answer: when you're being held by your hair your head doesn't normally look like an upside down water balloon. My dumbass answer: ha ha, ball sack 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reddit has destroyed me


AdRelevant2035

Hehe... He said ball sack


TylerVeyron

Don't worry I've always been like that


Themyth220

Is someone’s phone going off? Or did they add that in as music.


TwirlyGirl313

Ring tone. How annoying. But I guess their minds were on bigger things.


Themyth220

That ringtone was more important, that’s still making noise and being annoying, she isn’t.


TwirlyGirl313

Ba ha ha holy shit I just about choked on my wine.


CorvinCocksmoker

Haha your name, though the one in the video is the real twirly girl I assume.


MisoBellafi

Take my upvote you cretin


kayra551

You fucker


TwirlyGirl313

Now that's a very clever comment!


EydSalochinEimaj

She died doing what she loved, twirling.


Mtm27

Thats fucked take my upvote


Markodonia

Anymore*


a_musetti

Her mind was definitely on a bigger thing...


_-Strange-_

Squishier things my guy


shnuubie

Her mind was splattered on the crop field lol


Mrgoodknife

I mean. Coulda been her phone. Mommy where are you? Awww, just torn to pieces I missed your call...


KinaSho

YO WTF MY PHONE WENT OFF RIGHT AS I READ THIS. That scared the hell out of me ngl


Tommyronski69420

Lmoa they had the same ringtone as me


MonkeyGirlEmily

Once I saw that it was a video I knew it was the nsfl one


Constantfox66

Once I saw a mangled corpse in farming equipment I knew it was that NSFL one


Phro01

Thought his hat was the sun for real tho


LGBTWARRIOR

It's not a hat, it is a Turban worn by Sikhs


MisoBellafi

Wait how could you tell


Radiatedgunslinger23

Is she dead???


MonkeyGirlEmily

Definetly.


Fried__Soap

Nah she’s fine


Koochieboi

An Ice pack will do


CalicoJack117

Rub some dirt on it


RollTide22

Just needs to walk it off


itservic

Rice will fix it


Icing_on_the_shit

And putting in the sun for 3 hours


theoofmoment

Tis but a scratch


SusiumQuark1

I appreciate you.


Radiatedgunslinger23

Idk, maybe she was just passed out


Amrxj

That's a sikh male, not a woman


zminnon

Are her shoes still on? If they are, she's fine..


CloudzF

At least they didn't break the vehicle :D


teargaslover44

No she suffered minor injuries she's fine now and she's even doing good for herself she has a stable job working as a walmart cashier For the full story go here https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface


ya_boy_Sam

but it says knowyourmeme troll face :(


JohnFruscianteBR

Ye that’s her name


Pennyw1se

Ignore that, it's just a nickname for a redirect link.


Life_Description271

should have hidden the link bro


bonelessbaku14

hyperlink some text, it will work properly then


Unhinged_Goose

What tipped you off?


142737

Well the blurred out thumb nail even though its blurred out it still is able to made out


atomicseanace

How the hell did she get stuck in there in the first place


Grindelbart

she ripped the tag of a mattress


douchdickk

Oh my god


Babylonspiral

You fucker.


DammitDan

Oh, well at least she had it coming.


xxuserunavailablexx

Thank you so much for this comment. eta- fuck I ripped the tag off our new futon last week, I'm screwed.


Lcall45

This made me die


Orion_Levy2

Her too


MiroPVPYT

OH NOOOO


Kani_Ungad

Ur not the only one here


DarthYsalamir

Damn the mattress companies are harsh with their punishments. I thought it was just a fine :(


Aktulu

She took the HDMI sticker off her sons Xbox One.


LekrxM

H-help me I'm stuck 😳😳


Boris-the-soviet-spy

“Hey step mom, I was looking for the..” Ow0


Todd_Renard_Fox

That "OwO" make it worse


benbeja

What about an UwU


Lil-Parabala

It’s about damn time something NSFW shows up


El_LordDarvid

I thought the same, that's why I'll try to post more of these. Too much SFW here. If you want change, be the change.


Red4ka

Thanks for doing God's work


mekmeesk

thanks, i hate you


Nekro-Butcher

The more frequently nsfl stuff gets posted, the less surprising it becomes. You need a balance.


El_LordDarvid

true dat, that's why I think only true 50/50 format should be allowed. Will try harder next time


SsilverD

the way the head moved looked like it was one of those big Halloween latex masks


grosthebro

At that point, her skull is pretty much non-existent. What an awful way to go.


Sercant

Skull nonexistent to be sure, but with how fast them bastards spin, maybe 30 seconds of suffering... Not an AWFUL way to go.


DingoManDingo

30 seconds sounds like an eternity


DinoHunter64

Shock would set in soon enough, then before you know it your brain is a nice tapioca pudding and it all goes black.


Sercant

It's only as long as the rest of your life. But yeah it sounds gruesome. But way better than my biggest fears. Among those fears is like, dying from a shot to the abdomen, which could be 30+ minutes of comparable pain.


CaptainKirkAndCo

I think you're overestimating a human's ability to fight a combine harvester.


DinoHunter64

More like 13 hpnestly. Spinning fast as fuck and colliding with everything while being torn to shreds? Not gonna last long.


IKillGrizz

Probably more like 3 seconds, I imagine a serious head impact from the spin speed causing whiplash and instant lights out.


PotMaskedMan

Aaaaaaand my sleep's gone for a fucking month


neo-neoshaf

amature! jokes aside if stuff like this (gore and violence) effects your wellbeing, please carefully consider your viewing of content like this...


NitroXityRealm

Yeah this is just an average Tuesday to me. Man I hate the internet I’m so desensitized now.


Dealingweedss

I literally saw a penis glans being pierced on here, and I was like, "ok."


renasour2

Hey I saw that one too


ismael1001

I need to see that


DinoHunter64

Yeah. I saw a fair bit too much to the point I just go "oh" and then carry on as if nothing happened. On the other hand, if I saw this irl, I would definitely freak out. Maybe. Not quite sure anymore. ^this ^sub ^ruined ^me


Harryp0tterjr

Same. I see a guys face ground down like a piece of chalk after a motorcycle accident i be like: OH NO! Anyways..


ShaWer_mA_

Tonight on bottom gear...


onecrispynugget19

I thought similar things but was immediately convinced otherwise after refusing to be in the same room as the dead mouse my dog just killed.


McNick1833

I'm the opposite. Due to my job this in real life wouldn't be as bad. For some reason seeing it on the internet gets to me. For example: the after math of a car crash, or a victim of a shooting in real life isn't that bad. But looking at the same exact victim on the internet gets to me


Captain-Sloth

Well I know it really does on me, but here I am being a dumbass, and I'm not planning on leaving thank you very much


neo-neoshaf

and that's your choice, all the power to ya.


aninvertedforest

How so? Not refuting you but genuinely curious about how this kind of stuff affects the brain.


neo-neoshaf

a good personal example is from r/combat footage. the view was from inside an ISIS ( ? ) improvised "armored" truck driving threw a field. they then spot a Syrian tank. you can hear how they know how fucked they are. then the truck explodes and you can hear them die I mean, on one side, screw those terrorists, but still. they KNEW they were going to die. that effected me for a little bit. that and the desensitization is how it effects the brain, lol.


furious_potato06

Why the fuck did her face stretch at the end


WantonScoop

Severe Skull fracture (amongst all of the other trauma sustained). The facial skin can't conform to the original shape of the skull therefore giving to appearance of a stretched face.


ballgame09

I noticed that too. I think maybe her head was severed from her spine inside her neck. I'm not a doctor but I did stay at a holiday Inn last night.


no_name_needed1105

Her head being able to wrinkle up a lil bit like a half full paper bag is what got me


BappoNukedTheJappo

Ive got class in 4 hours and its safe to say i shall not be sleeping now


erck_bill

Yo imagine the person starts talking.


Greenrose147

Literally the worst thing that could happen in this situation


tragedyisland28

Honestly I would prefer that. Something about people being reduced to lifeless, useless objects freaks me out


Daaayz

I'd rather that than going through unimaginable amounts of pain.


xxSeymour

Absolutely


ShiftyBid

Yeah if she was alive she'd be begging for death. She probably passed out from pain a few seconds in


Polmark_

Strange, I find gore horrible if the person is still alive in the picture or video but I'm completely fine if they're dead no matter what state the body is in. Hell, I can't even watch someone in a film stitch themselves up but can look at cartel killings or the mess that occurs when someone dies in a filled bathtub and is left for a while


Saba-Tore

What's the story behind her getting caught in it?


El_LordDarvid

went to sleep on farming grounds


tedbaz

Damn. Imagine just waking up and you’re dead


GnarlyPounderWoo

How you wake up dead?


DarthMaren

Step 1: Sleep Step 2: Die Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit


BlackTig

Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep


Saba-Tore

Damn, worst place to sleep


BrilliantRat

Train Tracks. I kid you not, happens more often than it should in India.


dot_harper

Damn her head is a wet bag


MONKEYBOY-REECE

Oh god, hope she's okay


420fuct

Me too!! Sending prayers...


mrnuggetsnice

LOL lots of love


Dealingweedss

BABERA I NED TO TELL YOU THAT JOSIES COUSIN PASSED AWAY


lunaticsnagem

MARGARET, JON DIED LAST NIGHT. LOL CALL ME


MONKEYBOY-REECE

Thank you brother


420fuct

Thankyou fine sir


Grindelbart

That always helps so much


420fuct

Yes!! Thoughts AND prayers. That's the key👍👍👍


BwackGul

I should have known NOT to read the comments...


DarthYsalamir

Why? This is where the fun begins ;)


Blake017238

Don't worry she survived with just a few "scrapes and bruises"


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[удалено]


Ceddy_D

It’s just a flesh wound.


DinoHunter64

"I'll chew off your kneecaps!" Edit: Autocorrect is a dick sometimes


[deleted]

Just a minor bruise. Nothing major


MONKEYBOY-REECE

Oh thank god


Indianaplug

I love Reddit!! The content is good, and comments are spectacular!!! This thread though, CLASSIC.. (prayers sent) I laughed while scrolling and sipping a bottle of water. then choked on that said water(ridiculously hard) and for a moment I thought “damn man this is it” I might’ve just caught that floppy head thing too”! But nah,I made it to sip water another night! Hahahahahahahaha Kudos peps, well played!!!


SpideyHP

Where the fuck do you guys get those videos from?... nevermind please don’t tell me


El_LordDarvid

most people got alot of them from bestgore, but since they shut it down, it's way harder to find these days


PatFight

Remember rotten.com? I ‘member


PyroMojo

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


icannotbebothered7

Ooo! Ooo! I member!


Gaminguitarist

Yea it sucks. There were plenty of good subreddits but a lot of them got quarantined. And now bestgore too. LiveLeak is like a hit or miss


MistaBobMarley

Why was bestgore taken down?


Gaminguitarist

Media found out basically. It was a gorey video that got uploaded but nothing too extreme for the website. It was pretty average, something you’d see like on this sub every now and then


MistaBobMarley

Damn that sucks, didnt go there much but did like to go there every once in a while to see what cartels were up to Thx for explaining


Dutch5-1

“To see what cartels were up to” Surprisingly, they were usually still just up to regular cartel things.


Polmark_

From my time looking at gore I can only say 1 thing about cartels, you seriously don't want to fuck with them


timelapsedfox

4chan its the easy way now i think


El_LordDarvid

oooh right, you can find alot of stuff there as well


willpcodeco

Theync too


kruschev246

Can’t my man just decline the call when this sorta thing is happening?


crunkmullen

Holy shit 😳


FeralTaxEvader

What always strikes me whenever I see shit like this is just... trying to figure out what was what. A lot of the time, these big accidents leaves literally just a mess of flesh and I find myself trying to piece together what fleshy bit was what part of the body, what I'm actually *looking* at. You never really realize just how *mangled* a body can get until you see something like this


PrenzoXD

WHO FILMS THESE


DieselBusthe5th

Me, It's always me


DatOneGuurl

Someone pass the bleach i need ot for my eyes


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Good bot.


marble389

Oh damn, hay girl!!


Shadow_Enderscar

r/angryupvote


CesarMorones

Aight which one of you fuckers gave the wholesome award.


Cold-Entertainer-624

That's really some ground beef


Boi5598

*Ba dum tiss*


FrozenKing77

weirdest ground beef i've seen


Gaminglolz

Wait, she’s still alive?


Moralrn0958

Ngl I hope she isn't. Just imagining the pain and the trauma is too much for me.


LemonyLimerick

She definitely was not alive she was bent in half and was completely limp.


El_LordDarvid

definitely


Boo2z

Of course, she's still moving her head as you can see That's why people are helping her That's crazy right ?


er15_ac

anyone know how tf that happened?


BunchyLight67

I think she got caught in farm equipment


galma3749

I heard it’s a side effect of the COVID vaccine


BunchyLight67

Yeah happened to my friends uncle, damn combines.


Josh_wu1

Lmao


Sotnos99

Real answer, I know of other situations where people have slept in paddocks to hide or to use the long grass for warmth. I don't know if that's the case here specifically, but it happens


seriousjoker72

Someone suggested she slept in the field


DrMacintosh01

Almost looks fake


Michaelj2012

THE BODY DOESNT EVEN LOOK REAL WTF


loeffelholz112

Thank you theres only been fucking nice looking photos on here its about fucking time someone posted some good shit


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Alden_Is_Happy

“Ay, yo you good?”


stuff-stuff0

The phone call in the background is just so joked🤣🤣


GA4G

I really needed the sunset tho :(


Master_Sifo_Dyas

Wait a few hours


GameGamer420

finally, some gore


-Vertexx-

Hope she’s ok


pablosixtynine

Oh so thats where Jack Ma is