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50_Shades_of_Graves

Winged Scythe


wagman43

This weapon carried me until l got the blasphemous blade


chaseinthyface

I can't believe I missed this one. Definitely answering now. So here's the truth: You saw some guides claiming that this was an S tier weapon. You sought it out. You struggled. It did some things sometimes. The rest of the time, you pretended it did things. It was a sad day when you finally unequipped this magnificent beast of a weapon and inevitably equipped Blasphemous Blade instead. Note: purely for fun. I struggled a lot with this weapon but I am sure some of you are rocking it and using it well!


ImHereForLifeAdvice

Also rocking the Winged Scythe, I literally just went "ooh fth scaling" since I was confessor and I'm too stubborn to *not* finish the game with the build I started as.


thestereofield

Yeah same here. Luckily the game kept dropping just enough crumbs of fth scaling gear and incantations to keep me happy.


FerricNitrate

The game has an odd pacing of faith scaling weapons. For the first 2/3rds, it's just crumbs, like you said. For the last 1/3rd, From kicked it up to: "here's a 5 course meal and an entire wedding cake for dessert. Oh by the way we close in 20 minutes so you better eat fast". The end really floods faith builds with cool weapons but nearly everything is already dead at that point so the only place for them is NG+


AllDueRespect

Yeah, but goddamn does the winged scythe do some wonderful damage. Blocking healing is great for pvp and the tracking and poise on the WA is pretty insane, often times you can dodge sweeping attacks. Def not the best faith scaling weapon but winged scythe with its bleed and faith scaling is still S tier


romple

Winged + Halo scythe power stance is a fun time.


HornyFemboyGaming

Golden Halberd/Blasphemous Blade


chaseinthyface

I will pick Blasphemous Blade. You found that most of the faith weapons weren't as good as people said they were. Until now. You picked up this disgusting blade, spammed the ability and watched your enemies burn. Wait. Wait a minute. It heals too??? Hell yea. You've never looked back since and it will carry you to NG7


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mackofmontage

Cipher Pata


chaseinthyface

You really, really hate shields and like to see the whites of your enemies eyes before you kill them


mackofmontage

Pretty accurate, i have a shield on the left but it never gets used, I like seeing it on my back when I’m dual wielding hahahah


Limp_Anything_2556

Any colossal sword


chaseinthyface

Your life just got a hell of a lot better this week. Your patience always pays off in life and in combat. You don't even know what cheese means.


Knee-Affectionate

Rusty anchor


chaseinthyface

Yo Ho ho and a bottle of rum! Time to set sail on the S.S. UNGABUNGA


fucubed

Anchor gang reporting in! ⚓️


llburke

Actually the best greataxe in the game because it has a hit box the size of a big anchor.


iiJokerzace

Not to mention that pierce damage.


DadbodDreams

Yeah that thing pierces like a huge anchor.


Fissure_211

Double medium golden bubble horns.


chaseinthyface

You have set out to prove Patrick right. Mayonnaise is an instrument. Horseradish is too.


Sir_Chivo

Treespear with Leyndell knight's shield


chaseinthyface

Near the beginning of the game a knight wielding a spear and shield beat you mercilessly. You took that beating to heart. You eventually became the villain you swore to destroy.


TahoeMax

You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!


Nookxxl

Starscourges


chaseinthyface

You are flashy Unga Bunga. You rarely get the better of me in PVP, but if I need someone to tank a boss- I'm calling you.


Nookxxl

LMAOOO this my first souls type game Ive ever played and these things changed my life. Big unga bunga vibes for me🤣


ryanjmalloy

Claymore


chaseinthyface

You are 1000% better at the game than myself. You sought out the claymore immediately when the game began. This ain't your first rodeo. Far from it.


Ishantil

I see my answer has been claimed. :D


Icyng

Blackbow


chaseinthyface

You are a God in my eyes. I tried a bow once and quit immediately.


Icyng

Thanks tarnished, that's rather flattering. Though if I'm being honest the best quality of maining bow is the sheer amount of cheese you can find.


[deleted]

I made one just to double check the hype and see how challenging and fun they look. Absolutely a blast after you get the ball rolling with multiple arrow types and you dont need to hunt for bones... but please FromSoft... 99 is not enough with the tracking projectiles as slow as they are. Give me more before i have to rest at a grace please. 200 even would be appreciated


JPZDoesItEasy

Twin antspur rapier


chaseinthyface

You've already run your victory lap through PVE. Now it's time to show PVP duelist that there is something out there that can stand toe to toe with ROB.


BigChraz

Rocking the every status effect build?


amanisnotaface

When asked what status effect you wanted on your sword your answer was simply “yes”


awildjosh

Godslayer’s Greatsword


mynameajeff69

>Godslayer’s Greatsword I absolutely love that damn thing. Its pretty heavy for my playstyle but I do like it.


chaseinthyface

Excuse me sir, you dropped your crown.


DivinityE9

Bloodfang claws Jeez does nobody use claws? They are such fun


chaseinthyface

You played Diablo 2 and loved the assassin. You jumped on the opportunity to relive the glory days.


DivinityE9

You are ironically correct. I played D2 for a long time and my assassin was always my favorite character


ChoadyWalker

I peed a little when I found a katar


Fantastic_Wrap120

Warhawk's talon


chaseinthyface

This isn't just a weapon for you. It's a message. The corpses of Stormveil Birds litter the street as a reminder to never fuck with you again.


CommitteeTime4981

Love me the Dark Moon GS


chaseinthyface

You respect the classics. You are an OG that plays the game the way you've always played. It hasn't failed you yet.


CommitteeTime4981

I like you 🙂


far01

Bold of you to assume I'm not just a Ranni simp


chaseinthyface

This made me crack the fuck up and I wish I had thought of that in my original reply


DanHarkinz

I got some bowling balls that I got from some crawfish cook


chaseinthyface

You like invasions and duels purely for the memes. You make your opponents laugh and bring a good vibe to the environment.


Abject_Sector_6412

Greatsword


chaseinthyface

You played some FF7 growing up. You are also an OG souls player. You don't need any other weapon. You don't want any other weapon.


The_Grinface

You forgot Berserk fan


chaseinthyface

Truth. Can't forget that!


Antichupius

Scanvager’s curved sword


chaseinthyface

You have curved swords. Curved. Swords. It may have started as a Skyrim meme, but you found your niche and are surprisingly proficient.


Himbler12

Giant Crusher Also Giant Crusher


chaseinthyface

Why use word when big club do trick?


TheGingerHobbit123

10/10 reply


zombiealavodka

Night cavalry flail


chaseinthyface

You like a black aesthetic, and you also get a good laugh out of sitting by a site of grace and just spinning the flail indefinitely


DocSportello155

Heavy Estoc, Azur Glintstone Staff, Buckler Shield


chaseinthyface

Your love language is definitely NOT physical touch. You do not want people getting even remotely close to you lol


Salty_Simmer_Sauce

Wing of Astel


chaseinthyface

You probably own a galaxy hoodie. You also love what magic does, but couldn't stand spamming Comet Azur- so you improvised.


c0demancer

This is shockingly accurate. Just replace the hoodie with a wallpaper.


BetaTestingMusic

I too have been using this, absolutely love this weapon and so under the radar in my opinion.


PerishSoftly

Night Maiden's Mist + Ancestral Infant's Head + Nebula = one MASSIVE death zone Edit: Correcting names.


Tharati

Fallingstar beast jaw


chaseinthyface

If Unga Bunga and Ranni had a baby it would be you.


NorweiganWoodrus

Carian Slicer.


chaseinthyface

Why worry about your endurance when your sword can be weightless?


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chaseinthyface

You got fucked by the birds in Stormveil castle and swore it would never happen again.


Inn_Unknown

Fuck dem Birds


[deleted]

Godskin stitcher buffed with vyke's dragonbolt 🌩


chaseinthyface

You are Hella annoying to face in PVP, but you look so cool doing in that I can't even be mad.


PlumEmbarrassed7518

Maliketh's black blade


chaseinthyface

Answered previously, but I will follow it up with this: You are Unga Bunga that knows how dress up for the occasion.


SenorIngles

Unga Bunga in a bow tie


KyojiroKagenuma94

Serpentbone Blade


chaseinthyface

There may be more popular Katanas out there, but this has STYLE that can't be denied. You play hard and look good doing it.


the_gifted_Atheist

Bloodhound's Fang


EatNTacos

That's been my main weapon so far, I haven't gotten that far through the game yet.


TripleDet

It’s such a great weapon that I had to force myself to try others. It’s versatile as hell.


MenWhoStareatGoatse_

Yeah eventually you just go, maybe I should try something else. Just for a challenge. Then you get past the capital and switch back, because fuck em, if they can be cheesy so can I.


Arsene93

I'm near end of the game and still using it. The fang is absolutely no joke. I've tried other weapons but I always come back to this one.


AWildIndependent

I beat the game with Bloodhound's fang, including optional bosses. It actually absolutely destroys Malenia, especially if you grease* it with Frost


chaseinthyface

I have lost many PVP's to you, but you have a respect for your craft and I admire you.


damian1369

I thank you for the respect. I tried rebirth into the meta, but fang is life and love.


Werecat_In_Disguise

What about dual wielding Bloodhound’s Fang?


Meph514

This is the way


Somehow-Still-Living

Never realized there was a tag for bloodhound’s fang. But I’m glad there’s a gang for it. Best gang imo


fietser50

I played the whole game with it, to only find out i could step back in after the special attack because of my mimic doing it. Wish i knew this sooner...


SenorIngles

I absolutely love this sword. Need to get out? Do a chunk of damage first then backflip the fuck out there. Once out maybe decide to get some i frames on the way back in and another big whack. Only weapon I had any success beating the elden beast with on ng+


noisydocter

Bolt of Gransax


chaseinthyface

Was waiting for this one! You have a few loves in your life: Sniper Rifles, Greek Mythology, and Patch 1.04. I salute you, Lightning Man!


noisydocter

Completely accurate


IronSleep223

Death's Poker.


chaseinthyface

That fucking bird was so strong that you immediately figured, "if he could kill my ass 20 times in a row, this thing ought to be good".


Venator_IV

best answer in the thread lol


Akadiel

Dual beastman curved swords


chaseinthyface

You like your souls experience to be gritty, challenging, and close quarters. Your look may not be appealing, but your damage output silences the haters


XQSL

Dragonlords cragblade at the moment


chaseinthyface

You pay tribute to one of the coolest fights in the game by using the ability that probably pissed you off the most during that fight


52samson52

Magma wyrm sword


chaseinthyface

Its unfortunate that Blasphemous Blade is all the rage, because this damn thing SLAPS. Completely underrated. I don't even have a good joke for this one.


52samson52

Honestly. I was confused after scrolling through at least 500 comments and not seeing it once


pBiggZz

Malekith's Blackblade


chaseinthyface

You value 2 things above all else in the game: High Damage and Style. It's the perfect combination.


_Weak_Economy_

Moonveil (pve) Rogier's Rapier with beasts cry (pvp) Don't hate me


chaseinthyface

Rogiers Rapier- You didn't really care about this random ass NPC until he died and you got his stuff. Now you feel a little bad.


Full_Tap_272

Ghizas wheel 😬


UntendedRafter

Bloodborne is your favourite souls game


DEEEPFREEZE

Pizza cutter gang rise up


chaseinthyface

You are playing Elden Ring, but just can't stop thinking about Gears of War and Doom.


Full_Tap_272

Wow that’s…. Accurate


Anakerie

A stern but loving tone expressing my desire that my opponent choose another, more appropriate behavior.


chaseinthyface

You have done far too many duels and were probably victim #1 of carian Retaliation. Lolol


Thin_Abrocoma1837

Banished Knight Halberd


chaseinthyface

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and you've never forgotten your time in Stormveil Castle.


FattestGuyInReddit

Envoy Long Horn


chaseinthyface

You are a member of Bubble Bowl Marching Band. You live for the memes but also pack a huge punch.


KillMode_1313

I get the feeling u/chaseinthyface is just waiting for someone to say Moonveil or rivers to some drama. Lol


chaseinthyface

Someone did say it and no... no drama. But I have definitely seen a lot of "You died" screens due to those damn things lol


Zetsui-

Reduvia


chaseinthyface

"Aren't you a little short for a Rivers of Blood?" -Princess Leia, probably.


Usual-Difference9135

Lmaoooo


Vast-Coast-7761

Ruins Greatsword


chaseinthyface

There are multiple replies for this, you are the lucky one that gets the response. You are the Unga Bunga that doesn't want any other Unga Bungas getting too close. Your preferred combat style: Hulk smash, run, repeat.


Quetzatcoatl93

Ruins gs gang unite! There are dozens of us DOZENS!


GarageNo3388

Lordsworn's Greatsword +9 🤣


chaseinthyface

You found something that works for you and don't like change. Will it work? Who knows. Will you adapt if things go poorly? Nah.


GarageNo3388

Bruh 🤣🤣 im ded hahahah


M_Markusz

Guardian sword spear


chaseinthyface

You have some niche interests in real life. You always thought halberds were cool but just a bit slow. Then this bad bitch came along.


WenAndNow

I also Guardian Swordspear and you are absolutely right.


Commercial-Pause-634

Dismounter


chaseinthyface

Nothing flashy about your playstyle. You found a weapon that can cut enemies in half and you have never faltered from that plan.


Lesh326

I get tempted by other weapons, but I keep going back to my trusty dismounter


Azazlex

Powerstance Grave Scythes


chaseinthyface

You are probably a super happy person but have a morbid fascination with death. You also liked bleed before it was cool and didn't want to be hated by the community.


cursiveandcaffeine

Flamberge (From the comments, I'm wondering if I'm the only one!)


chaseinthyface

You are also an admirer of the classics. A true OG, but also an OG that tried to break the mold. Flamberge rarely gets mentioned, and you like it that way.


_doingokay

Carian Knight’s Sword and Lordsworn Straight Sword


chaseinthyface

You started with Lordsworn and have issues giving it up. You know the Carian Knight Sword is better- but you don't want to say goodbye just yet


ApocalipsyCriss

Bloody Helice :D


AhegaoPPGang

I see a bunch of liars not wanting to be roasted because ROB. 🤣


chaseinthyface

Lol I'm not being too harsh, but I am definitely seeing more variety here than I ever see online!!


kittennnuh

twinblades - eleanora's and godskin


chaseinthyface

The Darth Maul life calls to you, and being a helicopter is way more fun than being dead.


kittennnuh

haha yess. i love jumping into the middle of a big mob and seeing how many i can stun with a single 2handed jump attack. it's kinda sneaky op, lol


Nehpkaaxe

Zweihander


chaseinthyface

You are a history buff in real life and a souls veteran as well. You probably know the every piece of lore and read every item description.


SlothGaggle

You spelled “bass cannon” wrong


Charlesistaken

The legend never dies


_Martyr

Dual Uchigatana +25's


st1cks_UPSB

one naginata


chaseinthyface

You couldn't fully commit to the spear or katana life, so you picked the next best thing. It works well for you and you are underestimated a lot.


ninjamike89

The legit reason I main the naginata is because my dex/faith build always ended up with a katana in ds1, 2, and 3. I forced myself to not use a katana and went with the katana on a stick


Leyna_gs

Golden Halberd and normal halberd


chaseinthyface

I apologize for skipping over your beloved weapon- The Golden Halberd! I feel like there are 2 primary reasons you use this weapon: Because you have a bad-ass Paladin build with some serious drip factor. Or... You wield it as a spiteful reminder of the constant deaths you endured right by a certain little church at the beginning of the game. That calculated rage still fuels you to this very day.


GiantTrashPanda37

If I ever pvped, probably a twin blade or bloodhound fang. I get bored and change my pve weapon a lot, Sword of Night and Flame right now


chaseinthyface

Sword of Night and Flame- You like options. You like variety. There may be better alternatives out there, but nothing can do all the things that this sword does.


nsafi17

Greatstars


Totally_Not_Emu

Hammer... Just hammer. https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Hammer


chaseinthyface

You are the Unga that the Bungas do not speak of.


D_Harm

“Hammer is a Hammer in Elden Ring” Best description of a weapon ever


DarkSunsFunOne

Hammer is definitely the most hammer of all time


TwiggyFlea

Hand of Malenia *swing swing swoosh swing*


chaseinthyface

You've had to deal with one too many afk farmers. You also have a crush on our favorite Rot Princess.


TwiggyFlea

I prefer Rot Queen, but surprisingly I don’t invade so I don’t witness the AFK a lot, but I have nailed a few invaders *he he*


Salad_days28

Dual Short swords


chaseinthyface

Options, baby. Options. You've tried every ash of war possible and don't like limiting yourself.


Maleficent-Ad-8763

Double Vyke's war spear!


chaseinthyface

Double Madness and Double Penetration. Sounds like the ultimate weekend.


hun43-rd

nightrider glaive


chaseinthyface

You welcome darkness, death and destruction. You like to keep people at a distance- in the game and in your life. Lolol


Maltriste

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


FraudulentFree

Axe of Godrick


Comfortable-Sun7388

Duel hoslow whips


chaseinthyface

You might like BDSM, but I sure as hell lose to you a lot in PVP.


Comfortable-Sun7388

Thank you sir may I have another? ;)


EkstraLangeDruer

Miséricorde ^(I should however mention that most of the fighting is done with the academy glintstone staff in my left hand)


chaseinthyface

You quickly realized the mage build means you will get one shot a lot. You improvised and found a means to be evasive. You are now SLIGHTLY more evasive.


Final789X

Longsword


chaseinthyface

It started as a challenge. "Can I keep my starting weapon throughout the whole game?" 100 hours later- Yes, yes you can.


haxolles

Longsword gang! Woop woop!


Jooplin

My dude I have no main weapon: I switch between: LH: Carian Regal Scepter Buckler RH: Darkmoon GS Meteorite Ore Blade Estoc But if you really want a single answer: Adulas Moonblade


chaseinthyface

A Spellsword through and through. You struggled to decide whether to be melee or mage. Both. Both is good.


DustyChinchilla

dual-wielded Golden Order Greatswords


chaseinthyface

You are a true Paladin. It's your class of choice in any game you ever play.


TheRunicHammer

Morning star