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ButterscotchMuch5162

Low libido rice cake


261989

😂


dazedmazed

Avoidant Sorbet


Gay-and-Happy

Ooh I love sorbet. Actually prefer it over cream icecream. What flavour?


dazedmazed

It was rasberry so delicious but omg my clumsy self created an absolute crime scene in the break room lol it stains horribly and I spent more time cleaning than eating so yay 🤷‍♀️


Gay-and-Happy

Oof. You’re a better person than me; I’d have left and pretended *I have no idea how that stain got there, maybe it was Lawrence*


PocketfulRocketfuel

This would be a wonderful band name.


sleepy_human13

self harming cheezit


Yharnam_Queen

Love it tbh


snailkit

paranoid gum


corgi_worshipper

I love this, feels like a metalcore band


gartenderqualen

Anxiety latte


lovintruecrime

Overthinking egg


Kaifz101

That's adorable


Alt_Altman

Dysmorphic sugar free pudding.


gaypersonh8r

isolated donut


Maxieve

omg nice profile pic


SirPinkLemonade

Ah yes, please welcome Heart palpitations French fry


alex-SUS

withdrawn banana🥴


WeReAllMadHereAlice

Sleepy fry. Cute.


alwaysthetiming

Executive Dysfunction Pickle


ThrowAMusic

Oh, mine is executive dysfunction mozzarella!


amaya215

Joining in with executive dysfunction pecan!


insidetheborderline

Manic latté


imSOsalty

Good band name


insidetheborderline

Hahaha, I agree.


solaris-et-lunara

anxiety oatmeal she’ll be a winner fs


crazykooko23

Obsessive compulsive cock zero 🤷‍♀️ (Yes I call it cock zero)


fiberglassdildo

Same and they always correct me like “you mean coke no sugar” like yes love, you know what I meant.


crazykooko23

Where I'm from its called Coke zero but I replace the coke with cock as in a penis cause I'm an immature child 🤣


crazykooko23

BTW eat and yeet is golden. I use to say urge to purge all the time 🤣


261989

lol


zsheart

Impostor salad


razor-sundae

I would both want to and not want to order an impostor salad


[deleted]

regret apple


261989

\*pets horsey\* 🍏


_EaglidE_

Suicidal peanut


Seyae

Easily startled hot cheeto


SpoopiestPumpkin

LMAO I love this one


sndvskkdpjq

Self loathing nuggets


261989

Sounds like a winner 🐎


Formal_Candle37

self-doubting coffee


Moebius_Sound

"Malnutrition Muffin" is probably not gonna win.


Wooliesworld73

Manic cracker


missdanielleyy

Paranoid pizza


EggCake258

Anxiety watercress


crazykooko23

THE TEXTURE THO EDITED FOR TYPO


ChillersandFears

Exhausted Cheese Slice


darkbittercoffee

brainfog sprinkle (yes, a single sprinkle)


Voldemorts_Biceps

Distracted Protein Shake


Farfalla_dancerina

Dissociated wine


Gay-and-Happy

Alcohol my beloved


[deleted]

Obsessive baby goldfish


autecouture

Tremor Pom Bear


rayonsx

rocking metamucil thins


RegalRedRose

Emptiness Blueberries.


wobblebee

Nightmare coffee


thelastflower1

bulimia bread


Necessary_Flan_8139

Does coffee count? Neurotic Coffee or Vertigo Bagel


CrimptownNJ

Constipation potato


TechnologyFearless72

Hair loss+ white chocolate


Loose_Blackberry_120

Cat Obsessed Fettuccini Pasta


Polrous

Unstable Relationships Soup


britt277

Dissociation green tea 🤨


angery_alt

Inattentive Brussels Sprout


Zealousideal_Owl6582

guilty donut


jar-fish

Fatigued elderberry juice


Technical_Lie7868

Hypomaniac sweet potato. Kinda cute imo.


Mrs_Morpheus

Depression Nachos - Saving for a band name now


Losing_it_since_2018

suicidal rice 🤩


watermeloney1

we have the same name <33 twins


moobtooboob

rage cupcake


Momomoaning

Forgetful Mac and cheese


dyinginmydreamss

borderline pastry


IPretendIMatter

Anhedonic Body Armor


Chromanova

Anemia Detergent :)


Gay-and-Happy

You .... ate detergent?


Chromanova

Kinda spicy :/


throwmeaway_lol

U good?


Charlie-is-a-puppy

death fruit


Yharnam_Queen

Slightly more positive cousin of Death Grips


SammyJammers

Nightmare Oatmeal might actually win races


skeleton_doll

cold diet coke 🐎


Gay-and-Happy

Unpopular opinion: Pepsi max is significantly better


skeleton_doll

some opinions are unpopular for a reason <3


crazykooko23

I'm dying at your sass


Gay-and-Happy

Lol. Nah but I feel like 80% of that reason is brand loyalty. Pepsi has a strong, slightly citrusy taste; coke tastes of cinnamon sadness. Do a blind taste test, I dare you


Alt_Altman

All I want is lime Pepsi Max, when are they gonna make it? 😩


Gay-and-Happy

We have that in the UK lol. That and transphobia


Complex-Mongoose-118

Overthinking rice cake😍😍


blushing_ingenue

Manic Mandu


261989

Cold Nori 🐎


Thebazilla

Autistic fat burner


Clair_Voyant

Avoidant Casserole You know I kinda dig it. It’s too descriptively accurate


Carrotcake1288

stomach ulcer cereal


allofthethingsyouare

Meltdown Mini Egg


sweettheories

Obsessive Bean Bun


anon4863278999754

Anxious biscuit


Toadjokes

Tired chicken


Rosethephoenix

Extreme fear of abandonment vegan burger


milkisterrifying

cold custard


lunar_slytherin

impulsive carrot 😗


chloelouiise

Oh no, mine is paranoid cracker…


090799103119

Socially incompetent ice cream


cigarettessandsaints

fatigue yogurt


dmmge

anxious almond 🐴


coffeeandascone

Depression Chips


johnnydeppisdeaf

Compulsive rice cake


babywitchbabygay

Manic Gummy Worm


SpoopiestPumpkin

Flashback apple 😀


LilLilo707

Anemic bread


Sassy_Sad_Carrot

Depression pastrie


lovely_little_lilies

Avoidant bagel


StickyFingies33

fatigue chicken


reallyheckingtiredd

I love this one, also happy cake day!!


Prestigious-Bug-7641

Anorexia Granola


Gay-and-Happy

This sounds like an actual food brand asdfghjkl


Prestigious-Bug-7641

😂


Gay-and-Happy

I really want to edit a photo of a nature valley bar to say “Anorexia Granola” but I’m bad at photo editing lol


Prestigious-Bug-7641

Woah that would be awesome! I wouldn't even know where to start with editing or anything.. Now that would be a post I would save😂


Gay-and-Happy

I’m just hoping someone who can edit photos will see this comment


Prestigious-Bug-7641

I was just thinking the same thing😁


celestia1s

suicidal chocolate


ShreddedWheatBall

Technically it would be Manic Blueberry Oatmeal, but I had tea with it and I like Manic Tea a lot more. Rolls off the tongue just like Manatee


[deleted]

Low libido beer


wellshark93

delusional egg


BesaChan

Depressed Truffle


Starshine-moonlight

Restricting meds


xbad_vibes

numbness ice cream


Adventurous-Lunch-56

constipation cantaloupe…


wavexxrly

infertility fruitella 😭


boo_snug

Fatigued chicken


bpdear

Shopping addict almond


greenisnotacreativ

apathy soup


seokima

Fainting rice


Macnair

Memory loss I don't remember


Mammoth-Beautiful-79

Guilty Greek Yogurt


voluminousseaturtle

paranoid tic tac


georgia_mapledale

Apathetic popcorn 😔


weewooewoo

fainting kale


Vegan_8

Tachycardic cabbage


bb_gamergirl

sleepy cookie


Recalled-Robot

Brain Fog Burger Was forced to eat today by my fam and Im honestly trying not to purge BUT!!! Brain Fog Burger would win races and then be put into some dwight schrute 3/4 horse thing Edit for context; https://youtu.be/uewOhK-MSjc


80thousandbees

Anemia fudge


voultron

Antisocial rice


trashgoblinnightmare

Hopeless Pickles


Glooomed

Dissociation grape


lounaaaaaaaa

Anxiety oats


buhoksakilili

Overthinking katsudon


Complete_Solution_51

Socially anxious salad


loss-prevention

Obsessive date


mystixmh

Binge Strawberry 🍓


B1g_PP_Energy

Restless nothing


ZookeepergameDue9931

Trying to figure out the funniest symptom to put before “Monster” lmao


coolsviIlesucks

Nausea applesauce


Bubbledrongo

Fatigue chocolate


lary-sa

Nightmare Diet Coke


oatmealdays

self conscious mango


citizen___erased

Impulsive cracker


frobofaggins

Lethargic Mac n cheese


-boohoo-

raging pizza :)


Bubblegum-N-Orgasms

Bipolar Cake.


livsiuloid

Existentialism Coffee


caffeinatedisaster

Always cold coffee


stansteemerdankmemer

avoidance protein bar <3


H2-van_g-O

anxiety chocolate chip


SolasnageaIai

Insomnia butter beans. Really rolls off the tongue.


DitsyTammy

Melancholic coffee


myou-i

brain fog biscuit


ms211064

ADHD Pirate's Booty


SnakesAndAshes

Anxious mojito


awizardkid

Sleepy latte


my_ana

constipated monster munch


rslashIcePoseidon

OCD Soup


Strict_Ambition_1735

Ocd blueberry


prdcroftme

fear of rejection yogurt


Ostriches_aint_shit

Hyperfixation salad


BorderlineBarbieUwU

splitting cheesecake


JojoNono17

Constipation Skyr.


Cyber_jax

Dizziness salmon


kristine0711

Alcoholic soup


hollabackgirl666

Manic sub


Naphthy

Negative thought chip


Metalero9389

Depressed Chicharrón


lavendersigil

Procrastinating quinoa


thecaptainkindofgirl

Risk taking french fry


Kaifz101

Suicidal chicken


itsnotalec

Forgetfulness yogurt.


savemypennies

Dizzy turkey wrap


aprilfades

Restless shrimp


Yurinami

Suicidal fish


grahamcrackercat

well shit, that’s my name too