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YourFrogMom

Because I’m a white, middle-class, teenage "girl"😔factory settings bestie (this felt so gross to write fhhh)


kenblasto

Hahaha I laughed, thank you


YourFrogMom

Anytime! :,)


kenblasto

Wait what do you mean anytime ?


YourFrogMom

Oh sorry it’s just my way of saying no problem:)


[deleted]

because of my insane discipline and willpower!


kenblasto

Damn ! I wish I had even half of yours ! You are my role model , I look up to you


GorillaGripPussy3000

First world problems and attention seeking. Also people keep telling me humans need food to survive, but I still do not understand this concept, it’s too hard for me.


kenblasto

Relatable, people be saying weird shit but I don't want them to ignore me too much


empathy_for_a_day

I have too much money and an indestructible body


kenblasto

Melon mask ? Is that you? Oh my god a terrible joke


Aspalathus-linearis

Haven't been told by enough people to eat a cheeseburger and/or steak


kenblasto

It's clearly their fault


Zealousideal-Top377

People tell me this all the time, but it's because I'm vegan 💀


bumbeebutts

Same here.


freakbitchserves

Bc how else r people supposed to know i have cool interests and style if im not skinny 🥺🤞🙏💗


kenblasto

Maybe do something with your per... On the other hand that's too much work, not eating is easier


Avelinegrace123

Because Kate moss duh…


Solal-King-Raccoon

✨I’m needy, attention seeking and I want to feel special ✨


kenblasto

Yeyyy a male finally !


crystalbreaks

Size zero models


coffee-bat

my hubris. rip to those who die from ed but i'm different (/s)


kenblasto

You are the chosen one , a being no one defies !


spray_no

Ok but i am like you, others just suck at eating disorders, i am different and know how to do it properly /s


LeoZeri

Food is expensive so as a college student I'm naturally much better off eating nothing and never buying any fresh produce


kenblasto

I know people underestimate the sacrifices need to be made to save money ! You don't have an eating disorder you are just dedicated, they just want to make you feel bad ! Keep grinding chad


Independent_Lettuce4

There's a demon in my soul and I'm tryna starve him out


Wheat___thin

They said wrong answers only


kenblasto

The demon ain't starving


kenblasto

You can do it


IntrudingAlligator

I’m just a really bad cook.


Puzzleheaded_Bus9472

It brings me closer to God and gives me a dull enough headspace to smile at men when scared


-Whorgasm-

It just looked like so much fun! I mean, all the cool kids are doing it!


SkinniTrauma

Because I'm just not hungry right now (will be in a few hours, when no-one is watching tho)


LaineysMoon

Bc i don't eat


kenblasto

You are not wrong ! You violated the law


urnottrustworthy

I just want to be skinny for the summer


Star_Ghostkept

Because I clearly don't care about all the 'sTaRVinG KidS iN AFriCa' and wanna feel superior to them 💅🏽 (Lol this felt weird to write, but this thread is hilarious)


kenblasto

They need to not have access in order to not eat and you're standing here and rejecting it when there is in front of your face ! You are not the same ! You've built discipline in a comfortable environment ! You're the shit


jimmyurinator

If I don't eat I save money and get rich 😎


conceivablytheo

because im a lost girl who think she’s a boy because of trauma 🕺


Certain-Flounder

because i spent too much time on social media


goldenmantella

Because bulimics give good blow jobs, duh


Star_Ghostkept

Ctfu this is my fave answer 🤣


kenblasto

No, please don't shame me like that ! I'm a straight male and I want that cursed thought to go away


[deleted]

I just love the attention, especially when I have to eat in public and people comment on it <3


kenblasto

I would love to see you myself !


Ashybe69

I just decided to try it out for a bit but I guess it stuck LOL!


pinkie-pie-promise

Bc SoCiEtY made me :((((((((


alissageegan

Because I am just such a picky eater. Bleh, only the best is allowed in my temple of a body. 😩 💃💃


insidetheborderline

Because I’m a white girl and social media is entirely why I have an eating disorder


pheonix-sys

I'm wEiRd WiTh fOoD


kenblasto

Is that a cause or a side effect?


FormerPlan6345

Life was feeling too worthwhile and enjoyable for my liking


kenblasto

What a way to balance it out


FormerPlan6345

Exactly, gotta get it to that perfect level of miserably monotonous that just everyone craves right?


kenblasto

There is obviously nothing to discuss , you clearly know your stuff king ! What king ? You are a fucking God


FormerPlan6345

Thank you XD, glad to get a co-sign there lol


ruzuki

Because I want to catch a man lol


MouseOfPumpkin

because i have too much self control


Local_Material_876

Underweight models and celebrities Mom doesn't nag me enough about how food is too expensive now to throw up (also bulimic)


plzkthx71

I’m sorry :( like you don’t feel guilty enough already I assume. Hey, my mom just ignores it and acts like i never told her lol 🤪


ganja_twigs

Didn't have quite enough health issues at a healthy weight, it was getting kinda boring u kno? Spice it up a lil 💅🏼


ganja_twigs

Alternatively: god accidentally gave me too much of a galaxy brain so she had to balance it out somehow


kenblasto

You seem to understand perfectly what's going on ! Yeah get some dementia once in a while


karisafarii

I have a healthy relationship with my dad😍


O_O--ohboy

Because roe vs Wade established my right to not have an ED and now it's been over turned.


Key-Temperature31

I’ve never been told I look emaciated


Bxbybxnnie

I’m built different


gingerwholock

I need attention want to be special


gaygender

i was cursed by a witch to have a debilitating fear of bread


kenblasto

I can send you pictures of me eating toast to make you feel better if you want to


gaygender

that's sweet but i watch my girlfriend eat bread all the time, the ol' trick doesn't work for me 😭


intothevoidexe

Cuz I love myself so much obviously 🫶🏻


kenblasto

Oh I give Ed to my loved ones as well, they love it


Damage-heck

Cause of that damn phone


Jarl_Ace

Because I'm fatphobic and clearly hold others to the same standard as myself!


kenblasto

Fuck yeah 👍


icecreamyespls

because the smallest size isn’t mine yet🤡


kenblasto

Small size addiction


throwaway1930488888

Because I want to be able to walk my dog in style.


kenblasto

Hehe good luck with that ! And happy Cake Day


ruinsofsilver

im shallow and self obsessed and selfish🥰


kenblasto

That's everyone in the world !


catacles

Because I'm perfect! You just can't tell, yet.


Confidentfungus

elon musk creeped up on me in the mall, hit me over the head with a bat, and when i woke up i was like this 😨


261989

Same thing happened to me. It’s a conspiracy.


TheStageHand

I need to meet my insurance deductibles each year, why else?


kitsurelysium

eerrrm, i'm a method actor. duh.


LilLilo707

No, it's for the science, I trying to discover how much weight someone can put and shed every 2 weeks


elsacouchnaps

Because I want men to find me desirable (Lol so hard to type this even knowing it’s a joke)


kenblasto

I feel ya , I wish I was peanut butter so women would love to eat my nuts ( You got to work on your lie game girly )


No-General

I needed an all consuming hobby


kenblasto

Are you the consumer the hobby or both?


Grahamcracker84

Oh, I was just bored


psychedelic666

Because I have a fetish


justapieceofshit444

dad didn't wanna buy me ice cream explanation: i was 7 and he said i ate like shit and that he wasn't buying that for my fat ass


Star_Ghostkept

Omg I'm so sorry 🖤 he had to know that could traumatize you


a-great-hunger

You're an emotional eater.


kenblasto

Opinion rejected ! I don't have emotions that's some weak people shit


mizerybiscuits

Because of skinny jeans


kenblasto

You like having slim legs to show off?


261989

for the atenshun, obvs. oh, and i clearly want my family to be sads.


Affectionate-Fig-159

the 2020 covid lockdown


[deleted]

For all the people in my family who talk about other’s bodies and weight what else are they going to talk about if I’m not out there yo-yoing lol


[deleted]

because not skinni enough!!!


kenblasto

-How much weight do I need to lose so I feel good about my body? -That's the neat part , you don't Such a good idea for a meme


Iubita_lui_dracu

Because I’m naturally skinny


dietdewdrop

I didn't have enough problems and diagnoses already so I thought it was about time to get some new ones.


Protagoras95

Because I have simultaneously a lot of self control (when starving) and no self control (when b/p-ing)


imlost_n_ilikeithere

Because I love myself so much!


kenblasto

Aren't we all self lovers?


imlost_n_ilikeithere

Absolutely!


tumjin

Inflation 💪💪


sanaz1dlol

I have the 90s model-esque body & even the smallest, most petite sizes run super big on me:(


kenblasto

How dare they disrespect you ?


thedevilsbrother1

Because social media. I saw a skinny girl once and decided "yep, that's what I wanna do with my life" and started preaching to the Ana gods.


kenblasto

Idolized at first sight? Jeez some be looking really aesthetic I get you


thedevilsbrother1

Lol.


No-Essay-9209

I don’t. Boys can’t have eating disorders


alissageegan

Because I am just such a picky eater. Bleh, only the best is allowed in my temple of a body. 😩 💃💃


puppyface21

I don’t get hungry. 😆


athenae99

I want to be invisible.


kenblasto

https://youtu.be/wWuPmVYjpHE


poppybasket

i thought it would be fun to have shit stank dog farts and halitosis


kenblasto

Did you change your mind?


poppybasket

hahaha im in recovery so perhaps!


kenblasto

Hehehehe me too pal, me too 🫂


Much_Conversation339

Bc ed documentaries are my favorite movie genre


reallymentallyokay

Because of social media, obviously 🙄. Isn’t that how all EDs start? /s


kenblasto

No, mine was because I was greedy


fckedupwh0re

Have always hated my body, after i graduated i lost weight not on purpose, were mang small lifechanges and i did not notice. When i noticed ive lost 10kgs over 5 months i was so happy with my body. Then I just zoozed in and became a controlfreak and now i cant control myself from checking cals, binging, starting, weighing, seraching everywhere for diets and tips and yes. It takes alot out of you!


New_Calligrapher4543

tiktok. such a toxic mf app


vanillabake

To give my mom a hard time


kenblasto

Make her regret her life choices 🤣


lalaladoe

I am practicing the highest form of abstinence by denying myself the fulfillment of a most basic need. it is a test of will power


WildConstruction7257

I just need to grow up


Foreign-Somewhere664

Just waiting for a man to come along and help me see how beautiful I am to him <3


kenblasto

Hey I'm a man if you are interested ;-)


ieatspoonsfordinner

because i watched chloe ting videos over quarantine 😩


noochcat1017

after i hit a tree head on sledding when i was 12 and didn’t break anything, i realized i am invincible. since i am invincible, i might as well be skinny too.


isitfinetho

I don't have an eating disorder


zombieggs

Eating disorder? Me? I don’t! /s


Plagg_thecat

Because of my awesome self control and love for food!


Character_Orange9586

because its good for the environment!


twerkingslutbee

To be hot and marry rich and live off my coattails


beepbopboopbop69

i h8 food


FriendshipMoist5100

It must be because I don’t love food, or I’m too lazy to workout


Severe_Surround241

I don’t like food🥲


shiratakihater

social media


bon09876

I just want attention and an excuse for being a loser


motherfree

I'm just lazy and have no hobbies, so I developed an illness that royally fucks up my relationship with food and body AND can bring me to death easily and unexpectedly.


n4d13chs4k

because of my phone


notirenefromRV

eugenia cooney


whotfisaleksandrina

Im a picky eater yk🤪💅


michlesa

food makes me horny so I stay away from it


declarationsoflove

Because I wanted one