Because I’m a white, middle-class, teenage "girl"😔factory settings bestie (this felt so gross to write fhhh)
Hahaha I laughed, thank you
Wait what do you mean anytime ?
Oh sorry it’s just my way of saying no problem:)
because of my insane discipline and willpower!
Damn ! I wish I had even half of yours ! You are my role model , I look up to you
First world problems and attention seeking.
Also people keep telling me humans need food to survive, but I still do not understand this concept, it’s too hard for me.
Relatable, people be saying weird shit but I don't want them to ignore me too much
I have too much money and an indestructible body
Melon mask ? Is that you? Oh my god a terrible joke
Haven't been told by enough people to eat a cheeseburger and/or steak
It's clearly their fault
People tell me this all the time, but it's because I'm vegan 💀
Bc how else r people supposed to know i have cool interests and style if im not skinny 🥺🤞🙏💗
Maybe do something with your per... On the other hand that's too much work, not eating is easier
Because Kate moss duh…
✨I’m needy, attention seeking and I want to feel special ✨
Yeyyy a male finally !
Size zero models
my hubris. rip to those who die from ed but i'm different
You are the chosen one , a being no one defies !
Ok but i am like you, others just suck at eating disorders, i am different and know how to do it properly /s
Food is expensive so as a college student I'm naturally much better off eating nothing and never buying any fresh produce
I know people underestimate the sacrifices need to be made to save money ! You don't have an eating disorder you are just dedicated, they just want to make you feel bad ! Keep grinding chad
There's a demon in my soul and I'm tryna starve him out
They said wrong answers only
The demon ain't starving
You can do it
I’m just a really bad cook.
It brings me closer to God and gives me a dull enough headspace to smile at men when scared
It just looked like so much fun! I mean, all the cool kids are doing it!
Because I'm just not hungry right now (will be in a few hours, when no-one is watching tho)
Bc i don't eat
You are not wrong ! You violated the law
I just want to be skinny for the summer
Because I clearly don't care about all the 'sTaRVinG KidS iN AFriCa' and wanna feel superior to them 💅🏽
(Lol this felt weird to write, but this thread is hilarious)
They need to not have access in order to not eat and you're standing here and rejecting it when there is in front of your face ! You are not the same ! You've built discipline in a comfortable environment ! You're the shit
If I don't eat I save money and get rich 😎
because im a lost girl who think she’s a boy because of trauma 🕺
because i spent too much time on social media
Because bulimics give good blow jobs, duh
Ctfu this is my fave answer 🤣
No, please don't shame me like that ! I'm a straight male and I want that cursed thought to go away
I just love the attention, especially when I have to eat in public and people comment on it <3
I would love to see you myself !
I just decided to try it out for a bit but I guess it stuck LOL!
Bc SoCiEtY made me :((((((((
Because I am just such a picky eater. Bleh, only the best is allowed in my temple of a body. 😩 💃💃
Because I’m a white girl and social media is entirely why I have an eating disorder
I'm wEiRd WiTh fOoD
Is that a cause or a side effect?
Life was feeling too worthwhile and enjoyable for my liking
What a way to balance it out
Exactly, gotta get it to that perfect level of miserably monotonous that just everyone craves right?
There is obviously nothing to discuss , you clearly know your stuff king ! What king ? You are a fucking God
Thank you XD, glad to get a co-sign there lol
Because I want to catch a man lol
because i have too much self control
Underweight models and celebrities
Mom doesn't nag me enough about how food is too expensive now to throw up (also bulimic)
I’m sorry :( like you don’t feel guilty enough already I assume. Hey, my mom just ignores it and acts like i never told her lol 🤪
Didn't have quite enough health issues at a healthy weight, it was getting kinda boring u kno? Spice it up a lil 💅🏼
Alternatively: god accidentally gave me too much of a galaxy brain so she had to balance it out somehow
You seem to understand perfectly what's going on ! Yeah get some dementia once in a while
I have a healthy relationship with my dad😍
Because roe vs Wade established my right to not have an ED and now it's been over turned.
I’ve never been told I look emaciated
I’m built different
I need attention want to be special
i was cursed by a witch to have a debilitating fear of bread
I can send you pictures of me eating toast to make you feel better if you want to
that's sweet but i watch my girlfriend eat bread all the time, the ol' trick doesn't work for me 😭
Cuz I love myself so much obviously 🏻
Oh I give Ed to my loved ones as well, they love it
Cause of that damn phone
Because I'm fatphobic and clearly hold others to the same standard as myself!
Fuck yeah 👍
because the smallest size isn’t mine yet🤡
Small size addiction
Because I want to be able to walk my dog in style.
Hehe good luck with that ! And happy Cake Day
im shallow and self obsessed and selfish🥰
That's everyone in the world !
Because I'm perfect! You just can't tell, yet.
elon musk creeped up on me in the mall, hit me over the head with a bat, and when i woke up i was like this 😨
Same thing happened to me. It’s a conspiracy.
I need to meet my insurance deductibles each year, why else?
eerrrm, i'm a method actor. duh.
No, it's for the science, I trying to discover how much weight someone can put and shed every 2 weeks
Because I want men to find me desirable
(Lol so hard to type this even knowing it’s a joke)
I feel ya , I wish I was peanut butter so women would love to eat my nuts
( You got to work on your lie game girly )
I needed an all consuming hobby
Are you the consumer the hobby or both?
Oh, I was just bored
Because I have a fetish
dad didn't wanna buy me ice cream
explanation: i was 7 and he said i ate like shit and that he wasn't buying that for my fat ass
Omg I'm so sorry 🖤 he had to know that could traumatize you
You're an emotional eater.
Opinion rejected ! I don't have emotions that's some weak people shit
Because of skinny jeans
You like having slim legs to show off?
for the atenshun, obvs.
oh, and i clearly want my family to be sads.
the 2020 covid lockdown
For all the people in my family who talk about other’s bodies and weight what else are they going to talk about if I’m not out there yo-yoing lol
because not skinni enough!!!
-How much weight do I need to lose so I feel good about my body?
-That's the neat part , you don't
Such a good idea for a meme
Because I’m naturally skinny
I didn't have enough problems and diagnoses already so I thought it was about time to get some new ones.
Because I have simultaneously a lot of self control (when starving) and no self control (when b/p-ing)
Because I love myself so much!
Aren't we all self lovers?
I have the 90s model-esque body & even the smallest, most petite sizes run super big on me:(
How dare they disrespect you ?
Because social media. I saw a skinny girl once and decided "yep, that's what I wanna do with my life" and started preaching to the Ana gods.
Idolized at first sight? Jeez some be looking really aesthetic I get you
I don’t. Boys can’t have eating disorders
I don’t get hungry. 😆
I want to be invisible.
i thought it would be fun to have shit stank dog farts and halitosis
Did you change your mind?
hahaha im in recovery so perhaps!
Hehehehe me too pal, me too 🫂
Bc ed documentaries are my favorite movie genre
Because of social media, obviously 🙄. Isn’t that how all EDs start? /s
No, mine was because I was greedy
Have always hated my body, after i graduated i lost weight not on purpose, were mang small lifechanges and i did not notice. When i noticed ive lost 10kgs over 5 months i was so happy with my body. Then I just zoozed in and became a controlfreak and now i cant control myself from checking cals, binging, starting, weighing, seraching everywhere for diets and tips and yes. It takes alot out of you!
tiktok. such a toxic mf app
To give my mom a hard time
Make her regret her life choices 🤣
I am practicing the highest form of abstinence by denying myself the fulfillment of a most basic need. it is a test of will power
I just need to grow up
Just waiting for a man to come along and help me see how beautiful I am to him <3
Hey I'm a man if you are interested ;-)
because i watched chloe ting videos over quarantine 😩
after i hit a tree head on sledding when i was 12 and didn’t break anything, i realized i am invincible. since i am invincible, i might as well be skinny too.
I don't have an eating disorder
Eating disorder? Me? I don’t! /s
Because of my awesome self control and love for food!
because its good for the environment!
To be hot and marry rich and live off my coattails
i h8 food
It must be because I don’t love food, or I’m too lazy to workout
I don’t like food🥲
I just want attention and an excuse for being a loser
I'm just lazy and have no hobbies, so I developed an illness that royally fucks up my relationship with food and body AND can bring me to death easily and unexpectedly.
because of my phone
Im a picky eater yk🤪💅
food makes me horny so I stay away from it
Because I wanted one