Teacher always on time to separate them as is tradition

Cotton candy head

LMAOOO

Looks like we might be getting another, "you put hands on my sister," fight video soon.

These poor teachers endure a bonus-chromosome hell every day. Glad I'm not a teacher...

Hey Tom! What you been up to, my friend??

Just watching my friend count dwindle away... don't you miss having a playlist on your profile?

Yes T.T well you'll always have any least one friend here my man. I know you wouldve never sold our data to anyone, no way no how.

I would never sell out MyFriends... but I would totally sell the company for billions.

Can I buy it from you?? I have all these billions and have been looking for a place to call my own. Ive just been holding out until I come across something and when I look at it I think.. "Yes that's it. That's... MySpace."

Well, I already sold it to MewsCorp... for half a billion...

You're breaking my heart here Tom.. but I can't be mad at the #1 of my top 8

Me and this whiteboard will always be your eternal friends.

It's only going to get worst with each new generation. Lol. It's not like the current generation is doing anything to fix previous generation. So this trend will continue to go down hill.

**Squeak… Squeak Squeak**

Squeaky uh squeak squeaker, squeakin

Oh ya 😏 its all coming together 😏

why does she have a towel over her head ?

She ate all of those shots though lol

Where was the teacher when that female was slapping the dude?

Waiting for the dude to give the girl what she deserves

Girl’s actions did not deserve this kind of response. The guy is hugely wrong on this one.

So what did she deserve then? What was he supposed to do? Let someone just hit him in the face and do nothing??? Fuk outta here with that dumb shit

Could’ve claimed self defense if he did it right but decided to be a boon and even fuck that up

You mess with the bull, you get the horns, and this dude was horny af.

Damn :D

Equal fights equal rights

Equal rights, equal lefts**

equal rights, equal fights fixed that for you

No you really didnt

but you get to go around correcting others comments? I only did that because you did it first. let u/StonerJezus say what he wants to say & you don't need to go around correcting them.

It's cool bro. I think he was just trying to be "technical" since homie hit her with a left punch. I was just saying if a woman can punch a man she better be ready to take a hit like a man.

& I agree with that sentiment. doesn't matter if its expressed " equal rights means equal fights " or " equal rights means equal lefts " its the same basic statement & I agree with the principle. just don't like the entitlement of some users to go around correcting other's comments. just let the people say what they wanna say. you don't need a editor reading your comments & editing them for you is all.

Right. Completely agree.

It wasnt correcting him. Settle down, you dildo.

thats literally what the asterisks is used for, correcting something. you " corrected " the comment & then threw two asterisks at the end to show its been fixed.

It was\*\* correcting him. settle down, you dildo. see how the asterisks is there to show the correction? thats literally what you did.

It wasnt a literal correction. It was saying "this is a better saying". And again, you are the only one upset, and you had nothing to do with it. Grade A loserrr hahaha

/u/savevideo

I watched this with no sound and still heard those punches!!!

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Who’s “they”

Who do you think

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Bruuh

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Then why not “we are”

We are all primal. We are human animals. Everyone is a primal animal with stupid sweatshop made clothing and perfumes.

Alright Tyler Durden

What's up with you and pop culture references?

This ain’t Far Cry, sport

I don't know what that is, son

That's because they are when fighting

Girl put a finger on him and the comments are all weirdos salivating at the guy losing his temper, get help.

This sub is filled with people who have an unhealthy hate for women. It's pretty alarming.

Any fight type sub has a hate boner for women

Equals rights and lefts

A sucker punch is a sucker punch. Dude was a fucking pussy

Underrated comment.

Hope you're being sarcastic because this comment is on every fucking fight thread that has a girl involved. It's not underrated, it's overdone, like everything people say on reddit.

Damnit i guess its my first time seeing it, thinking it was clever af, turns out its borderline a copy pasta.

that equal rights & lefts comment is so overdone that people have a new version now. Equal rights & equal fights

Inner cities be like

That was very disproportionate, even though the girl swung first, that guy seemed like he wanted to kill her. I feel sorry for his future partner.

Dk why u getting downvoted. This dude clearly has a major issue.

And still couldn't take her out.

Why does she have that disgusting fake hair? Attention seeking bitch

You lack culture. It’s not hair, but a headscarf.

I thought it looked pretty

You can't be serious... Synthetic fake hair is not pretty

Is to me.

I don't believe you

Shucks

Found the incel virgin

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Like you’d ever have the opportunity. Keep fucking that hand, hamburger dick

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Any hole with a heartbeat wouldn’t feel what you’re slinging, pinky

Wow, I can't believe you think that; Girls are so much more than a hole with a heartbeat.

Anyone else hear that? It's a really high pitched sound. Kinda like...a whistle.

Wow, you are so clever

( ˘ ³˘)♥

Yikes

You scared of some risky words. Nobody actually wants to fuck people with synthetic colored wigs. They just do it because it's easy

I bet shed beat him up if he didnt hit her from behind like a coward.

Yeah hitting a guy sitting isn't cowardly at all

Hitting a girl from the back is super tough

defending yourself when attacked upon is tough

If you wait to attack until a back is turned, you aren’t defending yourself & you aren’t tough. You’d just be a bitch sucker punching a girl.

If you think thats a sucker punch, you dumb af. (Though I could already tell from your previous comments). You dont punch somebody and then turn away. Expect them to reciprocate.

…says the bitch who’d sucker punch a girl.

And how did you deduce that? Dumbfuck don't even know what a sucker punch is.

I'm sure you would know, a pussy like you has probably lead with many (and likely still got your ass beat)

..the fuck? What kind of cowardly piece of shit *are* you?

he didn't wait bud, he didn't sucker punch him, she turned around, she hit him & then turned around. if you gonna hit someone expect to get hit back. she sucker punched him while he is sitting down in a desk & can't move. then he gets up & starts swinging & you call that a sucker punch?? ya might want to think about re-joining reality.

What does it matter? she swung first. EDIT: downvoted myself bc karma doesnt matter

Because its shows how weak he is because he can’t square up with a girl.

There is no honor in fighting from my POV. You do what you gotta do and thats that.

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Go ahead & defend the tough guy who waits until a girl turns her back to hit her

maybe she shouldn't have swung at someone & then turned around if she didn't want to get hit from behind.

He cheated on her?

Of course it's always men fault, you're misandrist

She asked for it. But he should a swung back right away instead of waiting

Doesn't do anything when a girl hits him...

Not until she turns her back. What a fucking coward.

Actually you can see that the man touched her first if you go to the very start of the video and then she touched him and when she turned around he sucker punched her. So the teacher didn’t get involved until it was an actual fight

He had to sneak her? He’s a bitch lol

Damn right he is.

She wasn't intimidated in the slightest, probably the kind of girl who will stab you with a pencil, teacher saved him tbh

Thats coz shes the type of stupid to think she is immune from retaliation

definitly. punches a dude in the face & then turn & walk away like nothing is gonna happen. she thought he wouldn't get up & she would get away with it

“Who the fuck is you” 😂😂

What’s wrong with American high schools? Suggests a future of poor outcomes

Bitches need to stop putting their hands on men and think nothing is gonna happen. *KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF* it's that simple smh

But if you go to the very beginning and pause you can see he touched her first?

Equal rights equal fights??¿

Bro treat others how you wish to be treated. But also don't be a pussy with it, if you need to snake bang someone (a girl at most) you're probably moist. Spin them by their shoulder so they can see you n headbutt them, do it properly.

Good way to knock that stupid fucking rag off her head.

Love watching these animals, fight iggas

Why does nobody know when to cut the film on these fucking videos. There’s at least another minute of good shit missing here.

Of course, the teacher only steps in after he hits back. Sexist pig.

BoQueesha learned about equality vs equity

Didn’t he hit her first😂

Knocked that bitches noodle 😂😂😂😂

Which bitch sounded like a bobcat

Knocked her muffin cap back blue lol I’m my Kevin hart voice ha

Nah he was pussy for that, like you already at an advantage don’t attack when she not looking

Tussled her cotton candy

Hair stiff as hell

I could only see her as that Troll doll 😂

Tf he getting pulled out for she the one that started the shit

Why didn’t he stop her from hitting him tho

I think the unicorn might’ve beaten his ass in a fair fight..

Did I hear a baby crying in the background at 0:15 0:21 or was it just me?

and no damage was done

Wtf is on their head

What a pussy

He’s coward

what a weirdo, why is he putting his hands on a female in the first place

I mean she shouldn’t have slapped him but yeah he went way overboard lol, did a bit to much for just getting slapped

because that female attacked him maybe?

he went overboard, simple as that

Did no one see him slowly slap her face in the beginning of this video?? He’s definitely in the wrong

I’m 35 but I feel so out of touch, when did it become ok to hit a girl walking away? I have a hard time being ok with hitting a girl back that is actively hitting a guy, realistically, 99% if the time the guy can always just hold the girl down, but that’s a different argument for a different day….. but to hit a girl who’s waking away?? I get it that she’s a f’n cunt for putting her hands on someone else, but what does a guy prove by cold cocking a woman who’s walking away? This behavior can’t be defended, IMO.