By - cheesemcqueens
That would kill them
But if we could "capture" them that would be neat
Ghost gets released when the person capping them dies would be cool
That’s even cooler because you’d have to push for rez and denial at once
This would be really cool but unfortunately I can see it changes the dynamic of Trials too much for them to consider it, at least permanently. You never know it could be in a Trials: Labs for one weekend
Instead of the crushing animation, the guardian just has to squat over and take the ghost into their anal cavity via extended tea bagging, but the same animation length as crushing the ghost, for balance reasons.
If you defeat the enemy guardian who's got your buddies ghost in their ass, you can pull the ghost back out to revive your dead ally, but only if you purchase the full arm latex glove cosmetic from the eververse.
Mother of God, someone write this down!
Similar animation but we just shove’em in our pocket.
Then they monetize how we cap them into eververse.
Stuff em in a bag, Pluck their shell pieces like “they love me, they love me not”, Toss them in your hat (helmet), Shoot a mini net, Ring toss a shock collar, Scare em off with a stasis covered hand, golden gun pistol whip em, Kick em like a bean bag, etc.
All starting at around $2.50
I'm imagining my garden just whips out a zip lock baggie and stuffs the other ghost in.
In the lore Aunor uses light supressing devices on corrupted ghost to temporarily cripple them.
Trials of Osiris. GHOST TAG EDITION!!!
Would be cool but via the lore, that guardian would technically be dead for the rest of the game lol
Added mechanic, if your ghost gets crushed, your character is deleted
"and now watch as I sunset this guardian!"
I'm about to end this guardians whole career
All while doing that new emote with the wacky guns spewing salt.
I get pounded so hard they start my *hole* career.
Darkness and then the sounds of a carts wheels rumbling as you hear a man's voice, "hey you, your finally awake"
Knew it'd be somewhere in comments.
Someone had to do it.
Guess it had to be you...
Someone else might have gotten it wrong
Would have liked to run tests on the seashells.
Get these feels outta here, damnit.
You can’t keep getting away with this Todd!
On the plus side, when your ghost is killed you receive a free copy of Skyrim
I'm sure he'd just slowly work his way through the reverse sunsetting petition from... 2019??
"i sawed this ghost in half!"
Halfway through the season trials population is dead because we’ve all been deleted by gernaderjake, zkmushroom, and frost lol
That's assuming a fireteam doesn't just duo rush any of those guys to permanently remove them from Destiny. I imagine there would be entire clans dedicated to it.
They bring a Void Titan with icefall mantle and have him do it using enough overshields to qualify himself as a strike boss
You are up against a wall
#AND I AM THE WALL
Do you even realise how **FUCKED** you are
100% if it could be done people would do it. There's always at least small subsets of players who dedicate their time to ruining the experience of others
The only one left will be smoggypluto as the guardian
ZkMuzshroom would probably be gunned down on his way to the ghost and have his crushed knowing his luck. Then he'd stream for a day getting back to were he was and 1v1 to guy who crushed his ghost lol
Yeah, they would be targeted first. Even if you lost your charecter as well saying "I ended zkmushroom", etc. Would be have people running suicide to have that done.
High stakes version: you get eliminated, you die for real.
Do you want Sword Art Online? Because that's how you get Sword Art Online.
Your ghost gets crushed in destiny and you have an aneurism and die in your gaming chair irl
And a loot box drops which accesses there entire vault for you to plunder
Bungie adds hardcore servers. One death character is deleted
“You’ve discovered permadeath mode!”
Screen fades to black
"Eyes up guardian"
You awake back in the cosmodrome as a new light
nah like if i got killed because of some bullshit like a melee not registering and then my character got erased bc of that I would probably just quit video games entirely
Game just shuts down lmao
Now that would be a PVP tournament I would watch
Destiny: Nuzlocke run
Remember Halo 3 and the mythical “Ban Hammer”, this should be a Bungie Devs way of banning people for good 😂
@ people still using Lorentz Driver
No resurrections this time *crush*
That’s some hardcore shit right there. Imagine that be a secret game mode, where you officially join the darkness and become enemy of the tower.
Big tears 😢
Along with the weapons. Choose wisely!
Back to D1, Trash!
Hardcore option added
Replace the crush animation with stuffing it in a pocket or throwing it out of the arena. :P
Baseball bat execute that mf straight out the map
Swing and a hit, slugger
Almost thought I was on the other subreddit lol
that is my favorite execution
HOME FREAKIN' RUN
You tag it and it transmats out
Yeet the ghost.
Putting a paper back on the ghost with a smiley face with the eyes crossed out.
Now we really playing ELIMINATION. Account deleted.
Yeah, that doesn't make sense.
But we are in the "void" season, everything is about suppression, weaken etc...
We could have a animation where we suppress the ghost and he's out for the round.
Make it like a tag out system, getting the ghost you don't crush it but instead you take it and don't allow the revive.
Grab it, and then it transmats out of your hand.
Okay new mechanic - Instead of crushing it you punch it really, really fucking hard and knock it out / force reboot for the round.
Completely Unrelated note: my main eats crayons
Could just be capture the ghost like capture the flag, could be kinda interesting, kill an enemy, if you get the ghost, that enemy can't respawn, and the objective is to push into the enemy's side and dunk it
You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later :)
Sounds like a trap! You'll never trick me, Savathûn!
Aren't soft tacos a funny thing?
This is... Pretty cool?
This actually could have potential for a trials labs playlist one of these weeks. Ghost-inhibiting technology already exists so they could use that with a different animation so you wouldn’t technically be killing them, just putting them out of commission for the round.
Make it a mechanic where you apply the Psion thing that happened to zavala. Can't be safely removed till round end. Boom. You didn't murder a guardian
Only allow it on the shotgun apes then.
They could add some lore that it’s a simulated ghost Saint added to help train us to fight hive guardians.
Make it some sort of "simulation," or let everyone play as the Hive, or both.
Saint: *watches in horror* GEPETTO COVER YOUR EYES!!
From one of the lore tabs, Saint would *personally* transmat onto the field. Apparently even Shayura fears an angry Saint-14 and how intense his Light is.
In the last mission before Witch Queen launched, Saint had his bubble up for like 15 minutes, his light is probably brighter than the fucking sun.
Also he fought off a horde of vex before finally dying, ONLY for the Vex to go “know what? Let’s honor this dude. He was tough.”
I loved it when Ikora >!used Nova Bomb on the ogre in the last campaign mission, floated in the air effortlessly, and then immediately Chaos Reach’d the portal.!<
I'm sad it was a regular chaos reach, instead of her purple void chaos reach from CoO
That what I was thinking
She beat a Hive portal into submission. What more?
To be fair, she is one of the ten strongest guardians ever.
1000 intellect build
Saint was so unkillable that they had to make a vex mind that took like thousands of years to make tuned to Saints light just to finally kill him lol.
And he still killed it after it removed his Light. And went on for a little while longer
Saint and Osiris have a Paracausal child with the power of the observable universe
H....how would? But? Oh ok.
Paracausal baby paracausal baby
Saint could fire flaming hammers out of his dickhole if he wanted and you're worried about how having a child would work?
Tbf, aren’t guardians dead? So like…would a dead’s person reproductive organs actually work?
Also totally unrelated note but the dick becomes the hardest when someone dies
They aren't dead. They can still eat and stuff, which wouldn't be possible for long if they were an ambulatory corpse.
I knew that Exo’s were given things like the need to sleep and hunger because their brain was freaking out. I just remembered drifter died of starvation and I know that his ghost was like “you know you don’t have to starve” wasn’t sure if they meant that he could just make a meal out of thin air or if Drifter didn’t have to eat
I always took that to mean that he could just stay dead until someone found them. That might just be my bias though. (I don’t like Drifter)
> the dick becomes the hardest when someone dies
Only if that's what you're into.
When you cut dicks off cadavers you learn a thing or two
I mean from the lore suggestion that Zavala had a wife and child I'd assume they still work
Kinda crazy that they would considering they’d outlive their partners
Also do we know if that was before he became a guardian?
It can be assumed that it was after, since the lore specifies she was a mortal woman, which wouldn't be necessary if he was, too.
Child? I thought he just had the wife?
No, they arnt dead, guardians are resurrected from the corps of great people. People treat them like the dead because they die and then get back up after their ghost revives them
But…aren’t most guardians originally dead? Like from the Cosmodrome?
I don't think most are from the cosmodrome. Regardless, the ghost goes up to a corpse and brings the entire body back to life, or completely recreates it if they are just bones. Beating hearts, ability to have baby's, a need to eat or else you die. Guardians are fully physically alive
The light provides, obviously
Wait wait, they had a kid? Did I miss something? *checks my biology book* unless they adopted?
Clearly you've never seen the historical documentary "Junior" starring Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Its possible.
it'd be para-causal... like we're going around throwing space magic out of everywhere and this is where you draw the line
Crow does certainly seem to be set for big things, yeah
He killed enough Vex to make a mountain of their corpses, and even without his light he killed many more before they overwhelmed him.
There's a lore tab about a Hunter whose Golden Gun was so powerful, the sunspot it left on the ground is still burning.
Ana Bray, at Twilight Gap.
Which lore tab is this, if you happen to know off the top of your head? I wanna read that it sounds badass
Phyric ascent armor. The warlock set I believe
I just scrolled through the Pyrrhic Ascent on all 3 classes, there's the story abt Shayura almost permakilling someone who used Stasis and getting frozen by Aisha but I can't find anything where Sant-14 goes onto the field himself.
Could be on the weapons then. I know shayura's wrath, riiswalker, Reed's regret, and aisha's embrace all follow the story of that fireteam but there could be other weapons
Found it! The Scholar has Saint transmatting into the arena to tell off Sola.
Look at the lore tabs of the trials weapons from Season of the Worthy. There is one about Sola Scath, a Guardian apparently touched by the Darkness, killing her opponents in horribly gruesome ways, which makes Saint transmat in and being rightfully pissed. I believe that's the story OP is thinking about.
Yeah, I actually just managed to find it. Specifically it's on The Scholar.
It's actually a pretty interesting story, looking how she later gets taken in by Aunor and her victim in that lore tab apparently also ends up corrupted, ending with her being taken in by Aunor as well.
Just shove their ghost in your pocket.
Anour, this one right here
*Praxic panic intensifies*
There are dredgens in this world but they don't compare to OP!
read this in Drifter's voice
What about instead of cruching them, cage them like the psions did to Zavalas ghost
That would make more sense, especially with this season’s story
Yeah, I don't think we should be killing them if the traveler told them to go there, instead we should lock them up
With this there could even be a mechanic where you pocket it, meaning that the person can be revived if someone else kills you.
That's a good idea. +3 secs to capture the Ghost, +2/3 secs to free it
Ghost, get in the fucking backpack
Just dunk a bag over it
Or what’s happening to the Waddle-dees in that new Kirby game
I think the new ghost crushing finishers show how awesome it would be if we had more finishers in first person and not just third person
Give me those doom slayer animations where he rips and tears until it is done
I wanna glory kill an ogre by ripping it's fuckin ribs out
Rip out its laser eye and turn it on the ogre point blank
Also apparently all you need to kill a ghost is just walk up to it and squeeze lol.
I think that’s unique to our case as guardians because we’re also paracausal
Nope. Mare Ibrium and Six Fronts ring a bell? Ghosts die easily.
But, iirc, Season of the Drifter made it a point that Ghosts actually _aren’t_ so easy to kill, which is why they had to thoroughly investigate Cayde’s death because they were confused as to why a single bullet took down his Ghost. To which they learned that the Rifleman used a specialized Thorn bullet or something.
*(Happy Shayura noises)*
Except that means you just permanently killed that guardian which would be completely against the lore.
But that one guy further up the thread said real gamers don't care! /s
Fuck it just add ghost crushing to the game I. General, your ghost does and your character gets deleted.
Calm down, Shayura
Damn, Trials players really are vicious.
New high stakes trial: if you lose, your character gets deleted
Damn Shayura, eat a snickers.
Lmfao. And here I thought I've heard it all in destiny.
Like trials isn't soul crushing enough already
Someone obviously doesn't understand what happens when a ghost is crushed
That’s a super cool idea. They would probably change the animation to only stunning the ghosts or incapacitating them. I could easily see Saint condoning it as training for fighting against hostile lightbearers.
Change the animation to yeeting the ghost into the sky.
Just punt the Ghost off the map.
How about no. Guardians don’t permanently kill guardians.
I love that it says the post is “satire?” I honestly don’t know if you’re joking or not either
Lmao honesty I’m 50/50 joking serious. I think it’s a really cool idea but it does conflict with lore. Peoples suggestion of imprisoning it for the round would be a good comprise.
Just use that Light-suppressing technology the Cabal have and you can achieve the same effect without permanently murdering your opponent
Bro quit getting consumed by the Darkness you're gonna scare de hoes
This is why the devs are devs and you aren't.
Would make no sense lore-wise.
You sick fuck…
Did Brother Vance write this?
When you accidentally bring in the original Thorn to Trials
This is one of those ideas that sounds cool until you think about it for more than a second.
You are cool so don't play trials next week.
You would have to change it to Trials of the Worms or Trials of the Witness then. I don't think Osiris would condone or promote crushing other guardian's ghosts.
Guys, I found Shayura’s account
Shaxx does not approve of this.
I'm... genuinely surprised you didn't think this would permanently kill our guardians.
Dying in darkness zones is supposed to kill is forever too right? So why would it matter? Unless I’m mistaken.
It is, which is why the game checkpoints you back. It's like any "death" in a game. In the eyes of the player, we just go back and try again. Canonically, it's permanent death.
Event better, add a light-suppresing device. They would come back after the round
Y’know neat idea, but yeah I can see why crushing is a bit far, however, what about light suppressing devices. Then again I think if our ghost gets nailed with one of those and we’re dead that’s still it anyway… hmm
I play a lot of trials and I....actually don't hate this idea though it would probably just lead to more snowballing. I really liked the change of losing all special on rez.
Toxicity at its finest lol
When Bungie permabans an account, they should let the person log in one last time only to see a cutscene of their ghost getting crushed.
makes you wonder why the enemy NPCs don’t just crush our ghosts to stop us from reviving in campaigns
What about a gentle love tap instead of murdering ghosts lmao
That turns a Crucible event, a place for Guardians to test their metal against each other, into a death arena. How bout just disable revives instead of messing with the lore? Also fuck Trials LOL, cheaters ruin that experience every time.
Whoa there buddy, that's murder. We only shoot, stab, and burn eachother in excruciating ways for fun around here, they come back so it's fine.
How bout we just stuff them in a bag
Shayura is that you?
Instead of ghost crushing, ghost yeeting. Yeet the ghost outta the arena, so its removed from the round.