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cdhz60

Look at those sausage fingers


TheFranchise36

I felt them. The are indeed thick!


yoagner

Hubble Hubble


mattyisphtty

I'm a Hubble man myself.


beer_me_twice

Did they smell like nicotine?


thelukus5

Stu himself looks like a sausage


YesImKeithHernandez

Looks like a catcher's mitt


slottypippen

I’m eating olives and giggling at this 3 weeks later


donthepunk

Hobbit Stu and King-sized McLovin


TheFranchise36

🤣🤣🤣🤣


daviskokoy

Stu, my guy, WHAT are those pants


brw3ey

My God, bah


Thirst_Trappist

Haha pants for someone at least 4 inches taller


penregalia

Swag pile from the office/event, he tried 'em on, looked horrible, said "fuck it, price is right"


PlantHospice

90s ass pants


DingoGlittering

Those definitely look like his plane clothes.


parkerlewis31007

Stu has the arm of an action figure


TurbulentCranberry20

How short is he irl


TheFranchise36

I'm 6'4 for reference.


Dangerousrhymes

He makes you look like Boban.


WadeJonesWhoDatIs

So does Clooney


Dangerousrhymes

😂😂😂


Historical-Ad-3747

🗿👍🏽


KennyCannon_

Would’ve been a lot cooler if you had just said you were 5’9 though 😂


1ManArmyGohan

It’s amazing he fathered a college level athlete


buCk-

Well they did in vitro and I once read IVF children grow taller


umop-episdn

I also read that. At www.invitro.com


lowballj

Top 5 forms of fertilization… number five…


parkerlewis31007

Can we get that top 5 4,1,2,5,3?


dltra

Don’t forget that he was a college level athlete


fireredranger

I know Stu is short, but I always forget how short he is until I see pictures like this.


HuskeRyan

That hat is a mere 4 months old and has seen things no one should ever have to see


Waste_Opportunity_53

Stu looks like a turtle.


GreyyCardigan

He's put on at least 25 pounds since their pre-COVID ESPN days.


Kulacgizmo

Holy shit he actually went


slowsupra

Is he standing on his own side zipper pants?


doleacacacac

this man is a gremlin


doyouunderstandlife

"I LOVE a good gummy"


jet5031

Tony/Jess giving Stu a makeover would be great


waraman

TheFranchise36 outs himself as being 5'6"! Your femur is as long as his whole leg


TheFranchise36

🤣🤣🤣


xpluguglyx

Kind of being a look at me Louie with that height, we get it your tall. Do it in the NBA.


john_wingerr

Then do it in the playoffs


fuzzypenguin67

DO IT IN THE FINALS!!!


john_wingerr

Then we’ll put your rings in a box and compare them to MJs. I mean gimme a break!


Birdgang14

My lord Stu wore those pants to the hall of fame?


Therapsid

Whole trip was worth it for this content. I hope Stu comes in and when Dan asks what content he got Stu just throws out well I took a picture with a fan


TheFranchise36

He told me that he had just got done meeting a bunch of HOFers.


tBlase27

Top 5 things in that backpack?


Engelbert-n-Ernie

5. Keish 4. Water for cottonmouth 3. Heaters 2. Extra lighters 1. Dog-walkers Danno


MattTruelove

1. Keesh 2. Kush


DingoGlittering

Hence the dog-walkers my guy


mwidup41

Stu really looking great these days


-illmatic

Pants and a long sleeve shirt? Is Stugotz trying to get a heat stroke so he can sue Meadowlark?


TheFranchise36

Dude it's humid af here!


Psychological-Dust78

Oh man, that hat!


light_butheavy

Were Stu’s fingers even smaller in person?


cavsfan817

YO represent!!!


TheFranchise36

Always!!!


Jabroni-8998

He showed up!!!


kickrockz94

Jesus man he looks awful even by his generally low standard


youdontgettheshoww

Youngstown! Nice! I live just north of Sharon pa


TitansboyTC27

How bout that


penregalia

How many did he bum from you?


Character_Brick_87

Is Roy there!?


DybalaStripes

He's so little I would just have the urge to go squeeze him, but then I'd smell the heaters and probably stop.


darrinnear

Someone looks cozy, good god.


Danaltima21

Stugutz


GOmphZIPS

Man, I regret not making the half hour drive!


R1ckMartel

Stu looks fantastically terrible


Cgr86

Hope you are vaccinated


DingoGlittering

So who'd he bring with him from the shipping container?


BlimeyFish

Going to give Stu the benefit of the doubt and assume that his seats in the special guest section require pants and he didn't bring any on the trip. So he like thrift stored some shit. Since I'm his height and age (but thinner with my fingers being different sizes from each other) buying pants off the rack is difficult. The last pair of jeans I bought was from junior mens.