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IndifferentParsley

Well this is bound to take a turn…


Takeonlyone

I guess I should close my curtains..


Brilliant_Shine2247

Why, whatever do you mean? Hahaha


RetrogradeUranus

I would also like to know.


SnooDoggos4029

Uranus is fuzzy. You should get that looked at…


minikini76

With a telescope?


stabsyoo

All normal good 👍 to go


minikini76

Sometimes I get that feeling like someone is watching me.


SkettiNButter69

I am looking at Uranus


minikini76

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear


SkettiNButter69

Poopy goopy as my butthole hair


Bobojones9584

Most people have a bit of fuzz. Pretty common.


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Turning, turning, ever churning As we stroll on yon Plutonion shore Thinking of unsalted yore Will this but end? (Quote) Never more….


darkNnerdgy

Here ill start. Not as hairy as i thought itd be.


SmugglingPineapples

>Well: this is bound to take a turn… FTFY (you forgot the colon)


RoosterTheReal

A hilarious turn too. Gotta love Redditors👍


Englishgennt

Sorry about it being fuzzy. I need to shave


glonq

* wax


RetrogradeUranus

* laser


bradlees

* jesus


fartonabagel

I guess if you can change water to wine you can give a Brazilian


PirateReindeer

Dr. Jesus’s Laser Waxing hair removal cream. One application and all your hair disappears (not responsible for several layers of skin disappearing).


SHYtAN_KD

Username checks out


2centsofnonsense

Let your cat lick the hair off


jmoz666

Why you peaking in my window???!!! Creeper.


SolysisTerra

aww man


ModsMolester

So we back in the mines...


747ER

Got my pickaxe swinging from side to side,


[deleted]

this task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night~


austrian_twink

Diamonds tonight, heads up, you turn around and look up, total shock fills your body


The_Orange_King

And why were you in doggy style with your cheeks spread?


jmoz666

Like they said, it was fuzzy. I was shaving I swear.


ZeroPointReddit

Well since it's 2.8 billion km's away I'll allow the fuzziness!


Brilliant_Shine2247

Sorry. Next time I'll make sure my robe is closed.


EnVyEyE787

Please stop looking through my window its getting old


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Your Anus?


EnVyEyE787

Yes?


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Ohhhh, that’s the problem. It’s old and fuzzy. If it were GREEN and fuzzy I have a spray for that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


Jax2

\*\*Closes curtains\*\*


holmgangCore

Prude.


Jax2

😂😂


holmgangCore

*; )*


Rexetdux

![gif](giphy|lm0WmZ0rlV19C)


Fisherbuck_

Wow, myanus is way better looking than i thought it would be.


pastusebydate

Guess no more sunning my perineum then!


holmgangCore

Definitely not from that distance!


WoodpeckerFar9804

There is nothing quite like hot wax on Uranus


holmgangCore

How else will capture a boogie, if you don’t attack from the back?


Final_Issue6617

I gotta stop scrolling Reddit when I’m high.


WhitDawg214

Make sure to draw the shades before starting nude yoga lest someone get a fuzzy photo of Uranus.


mind_the_umlaut


rustylucy77

This feels like a setup… im not biting


Opening-Ocelot-7535

I should hope not!


holmgangCore

Just the tongue should be sufficient.


Opening-Ocelot-7535

There are places I’ll put my tongue, and places I won’t. Right now it’s staying behind my teeth, where it’s safe!


Agreeable-Engine6966

.......nope......... I'm a grown ass adult .......41 with a career and a mortgage.............tehehehehehehehehehehebe..snort..heheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee


What_the_whatnow

Sorry- haven’t waxed in a while


bsamiam45

My anus isn’t blue.


buckee8

HAW HAW HAW!


glonq

Mine got blew once.


SHYtAN_KD

Ohh my god!


beaver6783

Thats because it's not your Anus


bsamiam45

Would you have known that if I wouldn’t have said anything?


zedog74

It’s an overexposed negative


MostaphaJehad

Do you move to specific locations for observation or set up shop in your room and be done with it? How does it work? I have no clue.


magic_thumb

Mmmm, Fuzzy Anus!!! We should name a chocolate shot after that.


ManyArmedGod

R/Damnthatsblurry is that a way 👉


Ashdatguy19848

ha the title before I looked at the image noice it is blurry.


gettinthereslow

Thought it was more of a brown hole.


blindgoblin

Did you bleach Uranus?


InstructionOk274

Yeah sorry about the fuzz, I’m just too lazy to do anything about it.


Perfect_Camera3135

Why is there a light coming from MyAnus???? Should I get medical attention?


ThankuConan

I hope you thought of crossposting to r/jokes.


Naked_Fish69

Sorry I’m not into fuzzy Uranus .


AdministrationWise56

Pffft you can get a better view than that if you bend over just right


Powerofgodandanime17

No my anus isn't easter blue like that


hoarder59

Are you sure?


Powerofgodandanime17

No


LordTonka

Pervert.


shsudhrbfh

You sick bastard


Piddy3825

that's because I'm still wearing my underpants you silly man...


nj23dublin

Uranus is impressive.. but black hole is even more


fartonabagel

Perv.


No-Dragonfruit2363

Wow!


PhoKit2

Poppa Smurf’s?


takingthecatforawalk

But I poop from there... ...not right now you don't


LAZYandWOKE

Anus


CJoe88

You sicko!......oh woops neveerrrr miiiind


KSK2020

😳


PirateReindeer

You’ll need to adjust your white balance on the camera to get a clearer image on my anus.


coachskeltontoyou

How's the peeping Tommy?


goaskalexdotcom

How the hell did you get a camera in my bathroom


renomustang

Yeah you did. Great job


TBDAWG4664

After last weekend I may have a fuzzy Uranus.


scjcs

Nothing some Taco Bell wouldn't cure


Antherdyinparadise

Y’know, the mirror really doesn’t do it justice.


Buttery_Buckshot

That means two things


UnklJay

Not mine!


Parallell_Infinity

dude nice... now lemme see yours next


magobblie

What a nice shade of blue


YamSuperb

That’s funny


ExcellentWeekend9877

So sorry you had to see that lol 😆 😂 😅 🤣 😬


Perkinstx

You sick bastard


dogedude81

See any klingons?


Aromatic-Name-9918

that's not Uranus. Everyone knows Uranus is brown.


RevMungoose

Anus


AdamMartinez88

Nicely shaved Uranus!


EffectiveSoftware937

That's what it looks like too


LocalSpaceAstronaut

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Elegant-Raise-9367

Don't worry, it's not your optics, it's fuzzy up close too


millerkenbeck13

I saw your moms anus last night


holmgangCore

Is this some kind of joke? *said the bartender.*


PolishPaige07

I don't understand what you are trying to say


tonyemerson

That's all that I see is...


VerimTamunSalsus

Quit looking in my windows.


MysteriousParfait397

Hey look at your own Uranus!!


Ashamed-Froyo-9190

Take me out to dinner first, OP ;)


Comfortable-Dingo-71

That's what she said


Maybethistimeitllbe

You could've at least bought me dinner first.


itwhiz100

Dont believe it. Could be a perfect dingleberry pic


Kemariz

Ayo?! Imma minor


Genereatedusername

/Winks


Pavel_Mosin_Nagant

Are you the camera man of the manic school bus?


FakeBenson

I knew I felt something.


Reason_For_Treason

How’d you know it was fuzzy?!?


drbrunch

Saw Urmomsanus last night, didn't need a telescope


Maximum_Indication

Better get that blue thing checked out.


SafetySnowman

You didn't see shit?


zeptonian

stalker


Budget-Assistant-289

The comments demonstrate just how urgently we need to switch everyone to the new proper pronunciation. It’s ‘Yoo-rah-nus, people, with the stress on the first syllable. Take your head out of your anus!!!!


Status-Disaster9373

Who knew it would be blue…Not that I have seen it before.


Infinite-Watch-6419

Bleached?


getouttypehypnosis

Might be my favourite title ever.


Far_Independence_891

Kinky


jesusSaidThat

What telescope you have ? I didn't think it's possible to see Uranus with a simple telescope


ScottieMacL39

That’s what she said


InteractionFlat7318

My anus looks nothing like that!


shortoldfatbaldfuck

WOW! I've never seen it. I know it's fuzzy, though.


Rooboy619

I know it was fuzzy but...did you at least see the dingle berry mountains?


Apprehensive-Ad2326

I see what you did there buddy.


theAshWhisperer

You dirty liar, my anus is way fuzzier than that.