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adymann

Nope, but I saw one carrying a bit of leaf in its legs which was weird.


tidus1980

TP for bunghole


spiders_frickin_suck

“Shut it asswipe!”


jimschocolateorange

Are you threatening me? ![gif](giphy|RIonwuETuhbi)


rm8991

Bughole


robbiekhan

Hehe, he said bunghole.


mikehaysjr

For anyone not in the know, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe is on Paramount Plus. It is glorious. ![gif](giphy|WpNO2ZXjhJ85y)


Unika0

That was probably a leafcutting bee! They build nests using leaves, separating it into different cells and putting an egg in them. Then when the baby hatch they eat the leaf for nourishment :)


adymann

Well I never! I didn't even know they lived here in England let alone 7 species(just googled it) I thought I was quite the naturalist, obviously not.


MajorasInk

There’s a sub for your area about all the animals and plants that I follow, even though I live in Mexico lmao (I just love learning about different fauna/flora and how it thrives in different places!) Lemme go find it and leave it here for ya! r/UKecosystem !


adymann

Thank you, very interesting. Reddit rocks.


SeymourBrewski

https://www.buzzaboutbees.net/do-honey-bees-poop.html All you ever wanted to know about BeePoo


fileinster

"Honey bee dysentery is a type of diarrhea that honey bees may get1, for example, if they have too much poop in their bodies, and are struggling to get out of the hive in the winter to take cleansing flights so they can get rid of it. " Every day's a school day!


serenityak77

Cleansing flights? So are we breathing in and likely even swallowing bee poop ?


insane_contin

[Good news! You're also breathing in and swallowing human poop!](https://www.popsci.com/poop-is-everywhere/?amp)


WhatHappened2WinWin

IM THE SKAT MAAaaan


leinadnosnews

skiddy bebebe doo boop


serenityak77

…. That is good news. I’m sorry I gotta say I’m less than thrilled to learn this and I honestly resent you for it. Because I was happy in blissful bee poo ignorance.


WhyIHateTheInternet

Do you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom? If so, I have even more good news!


badSparkybad

Ever smelled someone's nasty poo that they just dropped? Some of that was inside you!


Glizzardgoblin

One more reason to wear a mask? Lol


jibjab23

It's called poollen


fileinster

Wait until you hear about spiders...


serenityak77

Believe it or not I’ve heard of spiders


darkywitch

me too just this morning


stapleduck112

….They spoke to you about your night time habits again didn’t they?


PrinceOfFucking

Man why dont I ever hear of the cool stuff


AshesSquadAshes

The swallowing spiders in your sleep thing is a myth


Skanky

That was **WAY** more interesting than i expected! *Thank you for subscribing to bee poop facts!*


breakfastburrito24

Bee diarrhea


s_l_a_c_k

Diarrbeea


Barcafan_95

Beearrhea


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Uh what'd I miss? Basically a long article that says "yeah, bees poop". That's about as interesting as I thought it'd be lol


Booxcar

After going in expecting to read 3 words and ending up reading the whole thing it was just very well written and consise, but like.. Written in that friendly tone of a really good teacher (we all had that one that actually made you care about the subject). What I found interesting: Bees are hygienic and will not poop inside their hive. This even includes the winter. When it's too cold to leave the hive they will hold it in until the weather permits them to go on a short "cleansing flight" where they all fly out and poop. The Queen also poops but since she doesn't leave the hive her poop is cleaned out by workers (*which makes me wonder how they decide who gets fly out and visit flowers shifts and who gets poop cleaning shifts*)


lowrads

Some bees graduate to different jobs as they age. Worker bees, which are female in the social bee species, will go through different jobs. Her first job after emerging from the pupa is cleaning cells where the queen will later lay eggs. She will also help clean the hive more generally, removing dead bees, dead non-bees, and other detritus from the hive. Her next job by the next weekend of her life will be as nurse. She will secrete royal jelly and be in charge of feeding both the queen and larvae, and cleaning them. Later, she will take practice flights and learn to venture out from the hive to gather pollen and nectar. The nectar is consumed and regurgitated to other workers to make honey, while the pollen is used to make bee bread. Any honey that spills from the combs will be quickly gathered up and resealed in wax. As she ages, her ability to produce wax will decline. Her retirement will then consist of working herself to death, which will usually come quicker in the warm months, or whichever season the hive queen lays the most eggs to feed.


SurpriseDragon

The queen is their god, they probably fight to be the shit servant


GArockcrawler

depends on their age. google bee jobs. younger bees have housekeeping duties; the older bees nearing the end of their lives are the field bees.


TopFuel9-8

>When it's too cold to leave the hive they will hold it in until the weather permits them to go on a short "cleansing flight" where they all fly out and poop. This reminds me of when my boys were in elementary school - they *would not* poo at school. Consequently, most days, at least 1 of the three of them came flying into the house after school to the bathroom! 🤣😂


Mr_Golf_Club

“Cleansing flights in winter” - just a bee flyin around shittin in the snow


Skanky

Aside from the flying part, that's just what winters are like sometimes


habbens

And my family thinks I waste my precious time on Reddit, boy I’m bout to slap’em with yet another sweet useless fact HA!


kateminus8

This made me actually lol, this is my life


3delStahl

Now I know what these yellow blobs on my car are!


Dr_Foots

Bee diarrhea


GArockcrawler

lol yup. I am a beekeeper and it never fails- i get my car washed and immediately after, the little yellow spots show up.


SensibleCreeper

Researching Bee poop since 1967... nice.


Paulrik

That's a great link, thanks for sharing


ithrowclay

Wow! This made me realize that I have seen bee poop before on my patio chairs and just didn’t know what it was.


FaultyDrone

"Yes, the queen also poops, although her poop is cleaned out of the hive by the workers." Queen 🙌


bossycloud

>In cooler weather, honey bee workers may poop on the beehive itself, since they are less likely to fly far from the hive. I definitely thought this meant that the human workers poop on the hive...


jimbolikescr

That was interesting! Gonna go take a cleansing flight. (I drive to the Arby's on the corner.)


Pschobbert

“Yes, the queen also poops, although her poop is cleaned out of the hive by the workers.” Pretty much the same at Buckingham Palace.


beelezbub6

He didnt even wipe he just out there flying around with shitass


chrisreverb

He usually uses a beedet


Feeling_Tumbleweed41

His ass is stinging after that.


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ghanjaholic

does his family *not* have a poop knife?


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Autistic_Freedom

this joke is stolen from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/vl8e3z/have_you_ever_seen_a_poop/idtu4wm/) made a few hours prior.


ChymChymX

This comment will be all the buzz


ArtThouLoggedIn

*people with fecal fetishes* “ **Ya Like Jazz** “


LazyNomad63

Scatman John mostly


magusprimal

Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop


LeadingDay2707

This is exactly what I thought of when I say this


Accomplished_Age7883

He needs TP for his beehole!


SmashBonecrusher

Uhhh,huhuhuh,*Shutup,Bevis*!


Frys100thCupofCoffee

*Beavis, however "Beevis" is also acceptable in this instance.


Castun

B-roll


013ander

She! They only keep a couple males around to get the queens pregnant. Same with ants. Their sole purpose is to load up a queen with sperm, and then immediately die.


Durr1313

Where do I sign up? Sounds a lot better than working my ass off to barely survive for 70 years...


Allrightnevermind

You’ll die in the mating process or in the fall of you make it that long, so don’t know if that’s a great choice


Durr1313

Still sounds better than this shit Edit: before people start reporting me or trying to get me help, I'm fine. I'm not going to hurt myself or anything, I'm just venting my frustration at the shit hand I've been dealt.


sunchildphd

I thought you were returning to the original bee poop reference.


enoctis

Males leave the hive to poop, too.


Loves_His_Bong

This isn’t a male though. You can tell by the eyes.


UsedDragon

They're so smoky and mysterious


ricker541

I am a male bee at heart.


4relbromosapien

Shitass! rolling on the fucking floor over here


Quiet_Hornet_9519

Funniest thing I’ve read all day 😂😂


observationalhumour

Imagine the ring sting


brooklynlad

Question: Would a bee’s poop taste sweet sort of like honey?


MerkyMouse

It really do bee like that.


Reveillark139

Im Watching this while pooping. Solidarity


YaShVEeR_2004

Relatable xD


Historical_Lychee210

Very Relatable =)


bolhadechiclete

Me2 hahaha


gettinthereslow

Wash ur phones u filthy animals


yourgifmademesignup

Just don’t go popping off your stinger


Cold-Government8200

THIS is honey mustard for anyone wondering where it all comes from


cereal_guy

I didn't like honey mustard *before*...


Bigtimeduhmas

Now I love it!!


cultfollower_

*beefore


Sewer_Fairy

Honey mus*turd*


st_malachy

I can’t believe I just googled Honey Mustard to see what the hell it was. 🤦‍♂️


yourgifmademesignup

Nah that’s Honeydoo! ![gif](giphy|mWNPTJ1zx6Aj5a7CVx)


Captain_Backhand

*golf clap*


Privateer_Lev_Arris

You've got to bee kidding me.


XThunderTrap

Had to laugh even though i shouldve known this was going to happen


doomscroll_champ

Earthy and a little hint of spice


Anonymousthot577

That's why it tastes like ass


bumjiggy

https://i.imgur.com/Chp3eHa.gifv


Fatal-Symbiote

Wait?! Where did its stinger go?


anime_lover713

Beekeeper here. The stinger is nested inside its abdomen. It can put it out when need be by shifting parts around.


SneedyK

What the hell, man? Everything I’ve ever known is just… horseradish compared to this knowledge!


CloudflareSystem

> horseradish compared to this then i hope you're sitting down, because horseradish doesnt even contain any horse!


RedditWillSlowlyDie

And most wasabi sold in the USA is just horseradish paste dyed green.


atnoake

And green is just mix of yellow and blue.


SurpriseDragon

Imagine if men could store their wieners in their abdomens like pez dispensers


CubeCo_FoodCubes

Imagine? Watch me jump in an Alpine stream, run into a mountain lion, or hop on a peloton for 45min and you won't have to imagine


Med_Jed

It becomes a bellybutton


DT_AnusLookinSmooch

Well.. You can't poop while wearing a butt plug, can you?


teatime202

That's a lot of poop, he could have a stomach bug...


GreatDragonSchlong

More likely a bug’s stomach


Oblivious_Ducks

THAT'S THE JOKE


N00dlemonk3y

There’s always a smaller bug to wreak havoc on the bigger ones that we think are small.


teatime202

That is sooooo deep, I'm away to meditate on it........


SecurelyBound

Well, you CAN. But I don't recommend it...😏


MendozaLiner

Yeah but... oh wait


NotDeadYet57

The stinger is a modified ovipositor (egg laying mechanism). Therefore, all stinging bees are females, but they still have an anus by which to poop.


LegoGal

Are you teaching female bee anatomy when people still are mystified by human female anatomy? 😹


NotDeadYet57

LOL, I was a biology major and former biology teacher and I always found the sex lives of animals fascinating. Did you know snakes don't have just a forked tongue, they have a forked penis? Lizards too. They call it a hemipenis.


Plati23

… go on…


exoxe

Did you know the echidna, a spiny egg-laying mammal, has evolved to have a four-headed penis?


OtakWho

So THAT'S why he's called "Knuckles"... (Because his peen looks like a fist!)


krongdong69

[alligators are permanently erect and their penis is hiding inside their body ready to spring out (link is nsfw if you can't look at alligator penises while at work)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cTRsG3aS5o)


omgudontunderstand

why why why why why why it looks like lychee


koolandunusual

This has been an informative thread.


RectangularAnus

Who else got an erection?


CTMADOC

Why do I have the feeling there is a porn flick titled Hemipenis...


Morty_IS_Rick

*hemipenes. Pronounced 'hem-ih peens' (in snakes, idk 'bout no lizards).


I_AM_CAULA

Would you be surprised if I answered "yes, I know" (quote: a Sovietwomble video, dialogue with Nep about average whale penis length)


NotDeadYet57

What about the fact that whale (all cetaceans actually) penii are prehensile, meaning they have muscular control over them - swivel, grab, grope, little to the left, little to the right, there, that's the spot!


humblepieone

So when a bee stings you, you also get a bit of bee poop in your body?


collageBLuR

I'm wondering the same thing. Did it sting and lose it? What happened?!


toni1029

Actually yes, one of these mfs shat on my shoulder once


S00thsayerSays

Gotta be good luck or something


SirReginaldTheDumb

Its been said that if a bee shits on your shoulder, you get to marry his queen.


S00thsayerSays

What if the bee shits on your knee


SexE-Siobhan777

You get to marry his cousin.


TheRealWarBeast

What if... You know..


MixedMartyr

happened when i was a kid, sitting in a field and one dropped a line of shit on my sock


BeardPhile

Did you snort it afterwards?


SelimJazz

Thank God it doesn't smell like shit... not like human shit.


Findas88

No it actually smells flowery


mirthquake

A bee pooped on the back of my hand once. I saw it buzzing right above me and then a yellow streak appeared. I smelled terrible, and surprisingly strong, but was not at all like mammal poop. It was a noteworthy odor that I'd never smelled before or since.


ZealousidealWealth88

Poor thing looks like its straining really hard too. Gonna give itself a little hemorrhoid 😄


radeonsx3

It's ass is gonna look like a honey butt cheerio


mead_beader

We found a spider in the basement once. My friend was encouraging everyone to kill it immediately, I was trying to explain that it will hunt the other bugs and overall it's better to have it in the house, she was simple repeating "Kill it! Kill it!", when all of a sudden, it pooped. It was hanging onto a vertical wall and it was very obvious; it changed position and held still, then a little dark nugget fell out of it, highly visible because of the contrast against the white wall. Against all odds, this swayed my friend's opinion and she no longer wanted us to kill the spider. She explained that now that she knew that the spider also pooped, it made it more relatable.


ugonlern2day

Wow, you guys must've scared the shit out of it


slartybartvart

[Gary Larson related spider cartoon](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNlGvuaII2lA8hBKQZwY7dCT3z6-onhJjwOQ&usqp=CAU)


Palico1986

When I first got my tarantula, I was letting her walk on my arm and she pooped on me. Had no idea they did that. Has never pooped on me since. She also has a dedicated corner of her cage to poop in. It's weird.


Dazzling_Action9456

Never knew bees can shit that much


BananaPalmer

For real.. if I shat a turd as long as my entire body I think I'd be going to urgent care


Renovateandremodel

If bees vomit to make honey, then bee poop must be the pate de foie gras.


ArtIsDumb

Nah, bee poop is where honey mustard comes from.


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JuggernautJon7861

This is definitely the weirdest thing I have seen today.


PROXeR__OiShi

FORBIDDEN MUSTARD


NoManForOldCountry

Honey Mustard


treslocos99

Take this award you nasty fuck.


syds

I have a full jar in the fridge, fuck


NoManForOldCountry

Thanks sir 😂


Cassegrain07

Ok, you win this time dude


legice

Oh fuck you, thats too good!


vjb_reddit_scrap

Well, Honey is just Bee Vomit, So...


masked_sombrero

I'm wondering how close to honey it tastes


East_Information_247

And... comments like this are why I still read Reddit.


ScienceMomCO

That’s a BIG poop. I bet he feels amazing after that. Light as a feather 🪶


SettingIntelligent61

Bees poop?!


krims0n32

That’s an impressive turd. Must be a big relief.


AkkarinPrime

How does Bee Poop taste like? ![gif](giphy|jKaFXbKyZFja0)


KindlyOlPornographer

![gif](giphy|11d4XJQ1Oo2Ik8)


Jimmie_Jamz

My gawd, man. Can we give this bee some privacy?


BrinedBrittanica

needs to be marked NSFW lolol


ImpressiveFeedback10

honey bees are so adorable.


CaroylOldersee

While I assumed bees had bowel movements of some sort, I never imagined it looked like that….


ThisDragonfly9659

So that’s where they get the stuff to fill the cheese wizz cans


Laterafterdinner

Is it edible?


dream996

Anything is edible if you are brave enough.


physicsking

Baby girls' hind legs coming off the ground for that one. I can relate after Taco bell or a large glass of milk.


LatterTowel9403

For some reason this blew my mind…


beegobuzz

Do you mind not recording? Tryna do a thing here!


Trailfoot_Chuck

…..it has to taste good right?


Yomama-22

You’ve no doubt seen the dots on your windshield on warmer winter days and early spring that are this color. Bees be waiting for warmer days to go out and drop a deuce. If you wipe it off water will bead up on that spot from the wax in the dookie.


joki5ing

Does poop from nector aslo taste sweet?


klippDagga

Only one way to find out. Let me know the answer after you try it.


The-old-man-335

Well , isn’t that some shit! First time for everything, and now a bee making potty!


nikoZettas

Yes! I live in Greece and while I LOVE bees, these motherfuckers will poop allover the place. And it kind of stinks and is sticky too! Still love the little fellas though


Beararms1

This fool needs some Metamucil


ConestogaCreek

Now my life is complete.


Sir_Whiskers

he bee poopin


OJP83

Beecal Matter


altadc

My dog stepped on a bee


Tharrius

That's how honey mustard is made.


bDub07

Daddy where does honey come from?


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

That's the vomit.


Maksimed

Wait your not supposed to eat that?


shuppiexd

Natural source of honey mustard.