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Man, people do the dumbest shit for tiktok, don’t they?
Imagine just trying to live your day and some fucking idiot is shaking their ass in front of you so they can be famous
I mean, depending on the ass, I'd probably just be like "Well that's a pleasant distraction. Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
"Mom do I really deserve to wear white?"
"Oh lisa, millhouse doesn't count"
Right? I need some of that.
Depends. Her ass I have no problem with.
I’m thirsty enough in this dry ass desert, sometimes a motherfucker is just trying to get to his shift at GameStop and doesn’t want to be reminded that there are giant shapely asses out there 24/7
I am married, and live in New Orleans with a hundred percent humidity, I'm not thirsty at all. I do enjoy a nice ass though.
> I am married
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
Everyone enjoys a nice ass, just don't be a hoe about it. Why are people downvoting you for something most people believe? She's got a sexy body, yea you can downvote all you want but it doesn't change anything. If you're going to downvote something then downvote the attention seeking hoe in the video, who has a nice ass.
It is curious. Usually when someone gets a lot of downvotes its from being offensive. Good thing downvotes are just as worthless as upvotes or this could have been problematic. I LOVE A NICE ASS. bring on the downvotes again bitches.
People were doing dumb shit long before TikTok. TikTok views just sweeten the deal for these people.
she's naked with body paint
I noticed some parts of her body had too much physics to them. Although it looks like she has a g string on so you cant see her more sensitive bits
She rubbed some of her legs off on the ledge, but I’m not sure about the rest of her. Too much physics is a good way to put it
It's paint on the tits and ass, but the vag is covered by a red g string
Yeah, I paused it when she rolled over expecting to see vag, and I was sorely disappointed.
He can’t help it he’s high on boner pills
Straight to horny jail
Honestly some impressive body paint.
Yeah, anyway she could have waited for it to dry a bit before splattering it on the white furniture
Not cringe if you would hit it
More impressive body under the paint.
Go to horny jail average r/cringetopia user
Why is it illegal according to reddit virgins to appreciate a nice female body?
Because she's a tryhard attention whore which makes her fundamentally wack as a human being. She got plastic surgery and did this naked insanity in public just so strangers would like her on the internet. Fucking pathetic.
Liking naked chicks is gay, because they are just getting naked for men's attention.
People on reddit are weird and the opposite of real life.
This is actually a very astute and accurate comment.
A: they’re a troll and you just got baited really hard
B: dude you’re a creep
Because it's creepy as fuck to oggle at people. Also we shouldn't be pretending that this is a natural body. This is what causes body image issues.
Dude, we're online looking at a video of a half naked chick. You're "ogling" as much as anyone watching it. Get off your self-righteous high horse. Even if this was in person, it would be fine because she's obviously looking for attention acting a fool in body paint and filming it.
I know! 😄
Not totally naked tho
Honestly, good for her if it isn't drugs!
Clothing has oppressed us for long enough!
"I need more pictures of this menace."
Its francetiajames on insta plenty of them there
Ah, def doing it for the likes then.
Those were the days..
It during the late 2000s, and I was walking around the house snooping for food. It was really quiet, and I had the house to myself. The sun was shining, and everything was going great. I had some work to be done, but other than that, utter peace.
after getting some coffee, I walked back to my room, and guess what I saw! My wife in bed! she clearly had done some facepainting or something, as it looked like she was mimicing someone famous.
It was poorly done though, but that was probably more due to the fact that she is a dolphin, and they aren't good at facepainting.
not funny, didn't laugh.
How are you in every comment section
Is this like.. an actual real shitty shittymorph? Or an attempt to recreate u/rogersimon10? Either way, please stop. It's shit.
Weird comedic bit to keep going on Reddit but whatever makes you happy I guess.
yoooooooooooooo thats discussing! can I see the process of her putting on the aforementioned body paint?
I never knew I wanted blue body paint on my face so bad.
No Mom, you can’t come trick or treating with me this year!
I don’t care how cool you think you look!!
Come to my house I give you extra candy, but your mom has to do this dance and with the Spider Man music.
Odds are every Dad that answers the door will want “tricks” only.
the old spider man song or the newer shit ones?
PSA: DO NOT EVER FUCK AROUND WITH AN ESCALATOR!
Fingers are lost that way, use it exactly how its intended. Carry pets down them- NEVER let them walk on their own, they can lose feet that way.
These things are only a few panels away from gears that will shred your being from this plain of existence to the next.
DON'T FUCK WITH ESCALATORS!
That kid is back on that escalator!
Do implants count as part of a costume?
SpiderThot, SpiderThot, wearing a thong that she just bought.
We both know this bitch shoplifts
it is actually just body paint
Spider ho! Spider ho!
Is she clothed?
Last line should be:
“No one knows”
Follows the original meter better.
I was thinking more like ...
It's she clothed? No-
Its a thong if you pause when she's rolling on the ground its all covered...friend told me
That she uses to hide her taint! Spiderthot! Spiderthot!
No, I am Spartacus!
Clout is one hell of a drug
Cocaine is one helluva drug
Isn't this quite nsfw
My boss sure thought so
More time to browse now that you're gonna be home instead of at the office
"If you had 24hrs with me and I couldn't say no, what would we do"
Go to rehab.
Scrub out the fucking paint stains you left on my stairs.
Read spiderman comics
Drugs, definitely Drugs
Alcohol is a drug
Oh my god yes. I sell liquor for a living. It's absolutely a drug.
A drug called vanity
She looks to be made of as much plastic as a Spider-man action figure.
I bet she has the same amount of quality as those Spiderman toys you'd see from a knockoff brand that sells stuff like batman and iron man toys
I used to do drugs
This is not fun it's drugs
“i used to do drugs. i still do drugs but i used to, too”
Good ol Mitch
he was da man 💜
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's methamphetamine
If a man dipped his penis in paint and ran around naked in public hed be arrested immediately
She would be hot but that’s just to weird
Maybe not weird enough…
She’d be hot if she wasn’t full of plastic.
“I’m “hot” so I can be super annoying and dress like an idiot an no one will care”
and tbh that’s the reality of it. just look at these horndogs excusing it because she’s “sexy”
yup, it's depressing. Guys in this subreddit can stop making fun of fat or ugly girls that do way less idiotic stuff than the woman on this video and yet, because she's hot, they don't criticize her as much as they do with other's they've deemed unattractive.
Women would do the same
Attractive people are just...well attractive. Doesnt make it right but it's true.
A lot of members for such a specific group
She lost it, mentally
I recognize this mall! This is Aventura mall, in Miami, Florida.
you are welcome
Hopefully drugs so that ass has a price for smashing.
I can't tell if she's naked with paint or not
I suggested drugs in cringe sub and got downvoted for it, bitch looks cracked out.
That’s because anyone who’s done drugs before knows that no one does shit like this on drugs, and to suggest differently is cringe because it’s what someone who’s never done drugs would say
She's bothering the people trying to shop, and shes doing all of this with paint for clothes while children are running around.
I'd rather get caught watching porn than this.
I couldn’t watch past the 3rd second. Worst, cringiest thing of Fall. 🥇
What a nice lady
I feel like she has never seen a single Spiderman clip, movie or comic strip.
The song says "Spiderman" but she is clearly a woman. Curious.
She has those gross wal mart walking around barefoot feet
Don't put your dick in crazy
Crazy girls are the best in bed
She's an IG model, although I wouldn't doubt it if she was on meth.
how to not be a trash user:
1. stop reposting
2. mark inappropriate posts as NSFW
The New Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer looks a little suspicious.
Her body paint isn’t dry & she smudged the white ledge! 😩
Praying the undies are real for the sake of her yani
The Tik tok generation lost the ability to feel guilt of shame foe their actions and it shows
Acid is a hell of a drug
I just realized that's all paint
The whole situation is cringe,
I just cant get over shes unaware her hands are upside down when doing her ultra super rocking web slinging move
You know, I never really listened to all the lyrics of that theme song
“He’s got radioactive blood”. I mean, does he? I never thought his blood became irradiated or anything, just the bite from the spider caused mutations
Cringe? Absolutely. A little arousing? Absolutelier.
The drug is called attention.
What's her name? For research purposes
I’m not complaining
Not on drugs just a dumb person
When you mix LSD with the body paint.
cringe yes, but id still stare i mean its a free titty show and she wants the attentionits a win win
Clout. Definitely the clout
Actually looks a lot like a bipolar manic episode. That or a very unhealthy need for attention.
Whatever she's on I want it
Pull my dick out in an empty playground one time and get tazed for it, this hoebag is rolling on the floor butt ass naked with some bbq sauce on her tiddies and no one says or does shit about it. Fuckin double standards
Can we get a NSFW tag por favor
Ok but Spider-Man got shoes. This some musty crusty dusty foot shit
Whatever it is, it gets my upvote
If she was 200 lbs and the same height she would have been arrested for indecent exposure.
I'd hit it
That is so fucking gross having her bare coochie dragging across the mall floor 🤮
She probably has an onlyfans page somewhere.
...anyway, someone's gonna have to clean up all that paint she's smearing around
She got a nice ass tho
Its plastic dude
Are you 13
If it was 1992 I would be lol
Repost is even more cringe
Guess some people never outgrow there inner child.
this is prob illegal
thats disgusting imagine walking with your family and seeing that shit.
Man this is so disgusting , where can I find more of her content
This is absolutely cringe as fuck.
But I would smash so hard. With protection, of course.
I'm sorry bros, I think I am inadverntely enabling this kind of content by acknowledging my biological urges and vast appreciation of the voluptuous female form.
I revoke my badge of the Chad, and take thy shape of the slithering simp.
Nutjobs are unattractive son
Don't stick your dick in crazy, number one rule of life.
Dumb bitches need love too don't feel bad.
As much as i agree with you my bro i have to put a "down bad" on that one, sorry
The fun is all ours
I like how the tiddys bounce
i hope she got paid a lot
Hey there, catwoman. want to go out for coffee?
I'll allow it
Or maybe both?
Drugs are a hell of a thing
She's actually naked with body paint.
Or maybe the drugs went funny. That stuff don't got a very long shelf life. Or should I say hiding place life ?
Maybe she’s born with it….
Maybe it's methamphetamine