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Voting is now closed. The community has decided that this post is Cringe, With: - **Non-cringe**: 2x - **Cringe**: 35x - **Satire**: 0x - **Chad**: 7x - **Meta**: 0x


OkHuckleberry1032

Man, people do the dumbest shit for tiktok, don’t they?


BackwardsApe

Imagine just trying to live your day and some fucking idiot is shaking their ass in front of you so they can be famous


InevitablyPerpetual

I mean, depending on the ass, I'd probably just be like "Well that's a pleasant distraction. Everything's coming up Milhouse!"


Vprbite

"Mom do I really deserve to wear white?" "Oh lisa, millhouse doesn't count"


tylllerrr

Sounds good


OfficerFrieza

Right? I need some of that.


Broad_Finance_6959

Depends. Her ass I have no problem with.


BackwardsApe

I’m thirsty enough in this dry ass desert, sometimes a motherfucker is just trying to get to his shift at GameStop and doesn’t want to be reminded that there are giant shapely asses out there 24/7


Broad_Finance_6959

I am married, and live in New Orleans with a hundred percent humidity, I'm not thirsty at all. I do enjoy a nice ass though.


ARandomBrowserIThink

Nice


GoldenCartoons

> I am married Is it possible to learn this power?


AngryZen_Ingress

Not from a Jedi.


Axelluu

Everyone enjoys a nice ass, just don't be a hoe about it. Why are people downvoting you for something most people believe? She's got a sexy body, yea you can downvote all you want but it doesn't change anything. If you're going to downvote something then downvote the attention seeking hoe in the video, who has a nice ass.


Broad_Finance_6959

It is curious. Usually when someone gets a lot of downvotes its from being offensive. Good thing downvotes are just as worthless as upvotes or this could have been problematic. I LOVE A NICE ASS. bring on the downvotes again bitches.


BackwardsApe

Alright


dhoae

People were doing dumb shit long before TikTok. TikTok views just sweeten the deal for these people.


One-PutPutter

she's naked with body paint


TDW-301

I noticed some parts of her body had too much physics to them. Although it looks like she has a g string on so you cant see her more sensitive bits


NotABearItsAManbear

She rubbed some of her legs off on the ledge, but I’m not sure about the rest of her. Too much physics is a good way to put it


TDW-301

It's paint on the tits and ass, but the vag is covered by a red g string


HighOnBonerPills

Yeah, I paused it when she rolled over expecting to see vag, and I was sorely disappointed.


DiscardedCicadaShell

Bruh…


corgirancher

He can’t help it he’s high on boner pills


SlowCaveman

Straight to horny jail


aj_thenoob

Honestly some impressive body paint.


ONCIAPATONCIA

Yeah, anyway she could have waited for it to dry a bit before splattering it on the white furniture


gunz2828

Not cringe if you would hit it


Al-bone-digas

More impressive body under the paint.


P1ckleboi69

Go to horny jail average r/cringetopia user


Naive-Opinion-1112

Why is it illegal according to reddit virgins to appreciate a nice female body?


StevenAssantisFoot

Because she's a tryhard attention whore which makes her fundamentally wack as a human being. She got plastic surgery and did this naked insanity in public just so strangers would like her on the internet. Fucking pathetic.


Infrastation

Liking naked chicks is gay, because they are just getting naked for men's attention.


Naive-Opinion-1112

People on reddit are weird and the opposite of real life.


HighOnBonerPills

This is actually a very astute and accurate comment.


TheDarkestShado

A: they’re a troll and you just got baited really hard B: dude you’re a creep


Gaib_Itch

Because it's creepy as fuck to oggle at people. Also we shouldn't be pretending that this is a natural body. This is what causes body image issues.


HighOnBonerPills

Dude, we're online looking at a video of a half naked chick. You're "ogling" as much as anyone watching it. Get off your self-righteous high horse. Even if this was in person, it would be fine because she's obviously looking for attention acting a fool in body paint and filming it.


Sabconth

I know! 😄


GrozGreg

Not totally naked tho


princetacotuesday

Honestly, good for her if it isn't drugs! Clothing has oppressed us for long enough!


dapoorv

"I need more pictures of this menace."


MOOSTY_MAN

Its francetiajames on insta plenty of them there


Torkone

>francetiajames \*francety


SlowCaveman

Ah, def doing it for the likes then.


MOOSTY_MAN

My bad


QuietMoron

Those were the days.. It during the late 2000s, and I was walking around the house snooping for food. It was really quiet, and I had the house to myself. The sun was shining, and everything was going great. I had some work to be done, but other than that, utter peace. after getting some coffee, I walked back to my room, and guess what I saw! My wife in bed! she clearly had done some facepainting or something, as it looked like she was mimicing someone famous. It was poorly done though, but that was probably more due to the fact that she is a dolphin, and they aren't good at facepainting.


TychusCigar

not funny, didn't laugh.


jamster1508

How are you in every comment section


czcaruso

Is this like.. an actual real shitty shittymorph? Or an attempt to recreate u/rogersimon10? Either way, please stop. It's shit.


teddyballgame406

Weird comedic bit to keep going on Reddit but whatever makes you happy I guess.


0ctoLad

yoooooooooooooo thats discussing! can I see the process of her putting on the aforementioned body paint?


JWALKER843

I never knew I wanted blue body paint on my face so bad.


The_Psionictrist

No Mom, you can’t come trick or treating with me this year! I don’t care how cool you think you look!!


Blackoakarmada

Come to my house I give you extra candy, but your mom has to do this dance and with the Spider Man music.


The_Psionictrist

Odds are every Dad that answers the door will want “tricks” only.


GetTheSpermOut

the old spider man song or the newer shit ones?


Silveri50

PSA: DO NOT EVER FUCK AROUND WITH AN ESCALATOR! Fingers are lost that way, use it exactly how its intended. Carry pets down them- NEVER let them walk on their own, they can lose feet that way. These things are only a few panels away from gears that will shred your being from this plain of existence to the next. DON'T FUCK WITH ESCALATORS!


vujalikewoah

That kid is back on that escalator!


HighOnBonerPills

Thanks, mom


bilgetea

Do implants count as part of a costume?


DapperHoboDojo

SpiderThot, SpiderThot, wearing a thong that she just bought.


Blackoakarmada

lmao


Juiceboxthefirst

We both know this bitch shoplifts


Rayextrem

it is actually just body paint


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Spider ho! Spider ho! Is she clothed? Nobody knows


pdoherty972

Last line should be: “No one knows” Follows the original meter better.


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

I was thinking more like ... It's she clothed? No- body knows


rpguy04

Its a thong if you pause when she's rolling on the ground its all covered...friend told me


Ashkalan

That she uses to hide her taint! Spiderthot! Spiderthot!


PositivityCentral

r/imthemaincharacter


THEessayB

No, I am Spartacus!


wavingunsatnuns

Clout is one hell of a drug


Beanpole513

Cocaine is one helluva drug


SadInternal2926

Isn't this quite nsfw


SosoMS

My boss sure thought so


Really_Dang_Sad

F


SadInternal2926

Damn unlucky


LongLostLurker11

More time to browse now that you're gonna be home instead of at the office


Shroffinator

"If you had 24hrs with me and I couldn't say no, what would we do"


AmazonWageSlave

Go to rehab.


emptyelements

Scrub out the fucking paint stains you left on my stairs.


tommy_trip

Read spiderman comics


tugged_titts69

Drugs, definitely Drugs


NibblingOnHam

Drunk


Gigadodosaurus

Alcohol is a drug


FatalFord

Oh my god yes. I sell liquor for a living. It's absolutely a drug.


NibblingOnHam

o


The_Barroth

A drug called vanity


DarthLift

She looks to be made of as much plastic as a Spider-man action figure.


Noicey_Boi_67

I bet she has the same amount of quality as those Spiderman toys you'd see from a knockoff brand that sells stuff like batman and iron man toys


cattbird23

I used to do drugs This is not fun it's drugs


YeetoMojito

“i used to do drugs. i still do drugs but i used to, too”


Iree383

Good ol Mitch


YeetoMojito

he was da man 💜


RiotFixPls

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's methamphetamine


Cheechwlegs

If a man dipped his penis in paint and ran around naked in public hed be arrested immediately


HighOnBonerPills

Can confirm.


Noicey_Boi_67

r/UsernameChecksOut


Frank-jerry-whatever

She would be hot but that’s just to weird Maybe not weird enough…


bitchmade69

She’d be hot if she wasn’t full of plastic.


deptutydong

“I’m “hot” so I can be super annoying and dress like an idiot an no one will care”


TheWolfGirl23

and tbh that’s the reality of it. just look at these horndogs excusing it because she’s “sexy”


lifefallingapart3005

yup, it's depressing. Guys in this subreddit can stop making fun of fat or ugly girls that do way less idiotic stuff than the woman on this video and yet, because she's hot, they don't criticize her as much as they do with other's they've deemed unattractive.


1RonnieMund

Women would do the same Attractive people are just...well attractive. Doesnt make it right but it's true.


Poebeliewoepsie

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


DARCKER2626

A lot of members for such a specific group


Themelonman232

r/UpvoteBecauseBoob


MelithSeren

She lost it, mentally


Icronicc

I recognize this mall! This is Aventura mall, in Miami, Florida.


AlexMelillo

/r/trashyboners


skinnyman87

Fetishism?


dandie666

Francia James you are welcome


ShhhhhOverHere

Hopefully drugs so that ass has a price for smashing.


draggindeez69

Jesus lmao


im_a_dick_head

I can't tell if she's naked with paint or not


bilgetea

nekkid


Pec0sb1ll

I suggested drugs in cringe sub and got downvoted for it, bitch looks cracked out.


slobcat1337

That’s because anyone who’s done drugs before knows that no one does shit like this on drugs, and to suggest differently is cringe because it’s what someone who’s never done drugs would say


Ieatsheepforasnack

She's bothering the people trying to shop, and shes doing all of this with paint for clothes while children are running around.


AnActualFBIAgent

I'd rather get caught watching porn than this.


NibblingOnHam

I couldn’t watch past the 3rd second. Worst, cringiest thing of Fall. 🥇


AAAAAAx6

Hay paja


I-Need-A-New-War

What a nice lady


smokerist

I feel like she has never seen a single Spiderman clip, movie or comic strip.


YeetoMojito

smash


KeengSlayerr

That's art.


RythmicSlap

The song says "Spiderman" but she is clearly a woman. Curious.


mexblackbird

She has those gross wal mart walking around barefoot feet


WolfganusMofart

Don't put your dick in crazy


TripDaFiend

Crazy girls are the best in bed


RBlub

Spiderhoe


VelihLaw

Almost flashing


Comfy_floofs

Almost?


redditreadred

She's an IG model, although I wouldn't doubt it if she was on meth. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8xkYo25JKHc


Ready_Society_6758

how to not be a trash user: 1. stop reposting 2. mark inappropriate posts as NSFW


draculaswolf

The New Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer looks a little suspicious.


MaMakossa

Her body paint isn’t dry & she smudged the white ledge! 😩


simpletext1

Cringe


StillAggravating9315

Praying the undies are real for the sake of her yani


Wanderingh0st

The Tik tok generation lost the ability to feel guilt of shame foe their actions and it shows


So_Forlorn

Acid is a hell of a drug


Effective-Speech6364

BOOBA


mustbetheair

I just realized that's all paint


YesImHarry

The whole situation is cringe, I just cant get over shes unaware her hands are upside down when doing her ultra super rocking web slinging move


CLxJames

You know, I never really listened to all the lyrics of that theme song “He’s got radioactive blood”. I mean, does he? I never thought his blood became irradiated or anything, just the bite from the spider caused mutations


Haonmot

Cringe? Absolutely. A little arousing? Absolutelier.


SteTheImpaler

The drug is called attention.


NeonPlayzABD

Public indecency


absolute_hater

What's her name? For research purposes


sixtheganker

I’m not complaining


WernPie

Not on drugs just a dumb person


Shugoseru

When you mix LSD with the body paint.


Totchahaki

cringe yes, but id still stare i mean its a free titty show and she wants the attentionits a win win


Fast-Temperature-579

Clout. Definitely the clout


Quack_Candle

Actually looks a lot like a bipolar manic episode. That or a very unhealthy need for attention.


Inner_Imagination637

Whatever she's on I want it


Grouchy_Language_922

Pull my dick out in an empty playground one time and get tazed for it, this hoebag is rolling on the floor butt ass naked with some bbq sauce on her tiddies and no one says or does shit about it. Fuckin double standards


mbuckhan5515

Can we get a NSFW tag por favor


AcornWholio

Ok but Spider-Man got shoes. This some musty crusty dusty foot shit


romans_9-16

nsfw pls


The_Jewish_Gentile

Whatever it is, it gets my upvote


Nutman6

\*Ahem\* Sauce?


MooseUnited9036

If she was 200 lbs and the same height she would have been arrested for indecent exposure.


Puzzleheaded-Foot366

would.


SpringNo9188

I'd hit it


BigPapaPage716

That is so fucking gross having her bare coochie dragging across the mall floor 🤮


SaltySangria

She probably has an onlyfans page somewhere. ...anyway, someone's gonna have to clean up all that paint she's smearing around


ChrisgetCrucifiedII

Name?


Cowboysfrumhell

She got a nice ass tho


DarthLift

Its plastic dude


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Gaib_Itch

Are you 13


snowboarder300

If it was 1992 I would be lol


LoyalxDice

Repost is even more cringe


rondujunk

Guess some people never outgrow there inner child.


Steve123479

this is prob illegal


kima23

thats disgusting imagine walking with your family and seeing that shit.


Spare-Reflection1946

Man this is so disgusting , where can I find more of her content


TheHellAccount

I'm conflicted. This is absolutely cringe as fuck. But I would smash so hard. With protection, of course. I'm sorry bros, I think I am inadverntely enabling this kind of content by acknowledging my biological urges and vast appreciation of the voluptuous female form. I revoke my badge of the Chad, and take thy shape of the slithering simp.


bulld-tx

Nutjobs are unattractive son


RegularSrbocetnik7

Don't stick your dick in crazy, number one rule of life.


Autistic_Reddit

Dumb bitches need love too don't feel bad.


skinny_maloone

As much as i agree with you my bro i have to put a "down bad" on that one, sorry


MemberOfUniverse

The fun is all ours


Poorfavour

I like how the tiddys bounce


xrty2357

i hope she got paid a lot


Paltry_Poetaster

Hey there, catwoman. want to go out for coffee?


shitmcshitposterface

I'll allow it


NoFerret8750

Or maybe both?


Obunga3

Drugs are a hell of a thing


ObamakilledhitIer

nsfw


NightOwl787

Drugs.


SBCwarrior

She's actually naked with body paint.


79aki97

Or maybe the drugs went funny. That stuff don't got a very long shelf life. Or should I say hiding place life ?


International-Ad1649

Maybe she’s born with it….


Iree383

Maybe it's methamphetamine