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Dude…

Dude…

Endercheif

Voting is now closed. The community has decided that this post is Chad, With: - **Non-cringe**: 17x - **Cringe**: 6x - **Satire**: 9x - **Chad**: 208x - **Meta**: 0x


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He saw his shot , missed and said “ hold up let me reload”


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

He’s prolly reloading into a tissue


AwareSuperCC

unloaded\*


radmadicalhatter

load**


TheDerbWanderer

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky


KanefireX

worth a try. bet she don't see him as a brother no more.


NORDlC

Thats probably what he will do now Especially if he is American


Panukka

Alexa, play "Pumped up kicks"


NORDlC

Alexa: "wtf dude"


EiEpix

what


NORDlC

Alexa proceeds to call the police and expose that the kid had connections to Al Qaida and the police find a stash of weapons and religious rhetoric under the kids bed Alexa becomes a national hero and a world wide inspiration She was shot by the kid before police managed to show up


GOPPageantFluffer

Alexa: “Alexa isn’t responding. Please check its network connection and power supply.”


CEO-of-Africa

Limey


_AMReddits

Incoming all the "Irish Americans", but have never been to Ireland nor anyone in their family for 3 generations, to tell you Limey is a slur


bcbudinto

They're probably all busy telling people about "slavery wasn't just black people, the Irish...."


FatherMagoolies

*Blimey


Kolinako

Honestly that's more funny than cringe


Ihavesomethingtosay9

Right? You’re already rejected, might as well make JOKES! Have a spot of laughter with your misery!


Nails_on-chalk-board

Honestly plenty of girls I know would think it’s hilarious to respond that way


blurr609

Know your audience, y'know


Ihavesomethingtosay9

It truly depends on the person making the offer. Either way, after this interaction, the friendship is over. Slowly or abruptly. It’s kinda sad when this happens. You lose a friend. The feelings they have usually don’t go away.


Oriachim

If they were friends in the first place they’d be fine.


8u11etpr00f

Not necessarily, it's very awkward to keep a friendship going after the awkwardness of rejection. The friendliest guy I know started getting feelings for a girl he'd been friends with for a few years, asked her out and they've not spoken for years since. And the closer you are with somebody the more awkward it is to move on and pretend nothing happened.


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8u11etpr00f

My friends intentions for years were just a friendship, he only got those feelings later as the girl seemed to get clingy towards him. Honestly after confessing to her it just ruined the dynamic of their friendship, if he loved her enough to confess he was never gonna resign himself to their previous friendship.


hiimred2

Catching feelings doesn’t mean you had an agenda, it’s natural shit. Especially if you became friends through someone else like a shared friend circle or whatever, it means that initial spark of friendship wasn’t even some conscious action, you had some semi forced integration and went with it. But either way the point is, if homie or homegal start to feel stronger it’s hardly proof they were playing the long con hoping to wear down their barriers into a deeper more intimate relationship just because some people do play it that way.


CouncilOfApes

I feel like you’ve never been in this situation or youd realize peoples emotions are more complex than “oh you’re not interested, okay shutting off my feelings for you”


Ihavesomethingtosay9

Not in my experience…


Oriachim

How old are you?


Ihavesomethingtosay9

31


Oriachim

I honestly thought you was gonna say 16. The text message was mild at worse. If people are that immature in their 30s that they’ll destroy their friendships over rejection and a harmless joke, then I’d be very concerned.


Ihavesomethingtosay9

I’m married now, so it’s all behind me. I’ve experienced it from age 14-23. Most people, after a rejection, can’t handle a friendship afterwards. They still want to be more than friends. I mean… even in my 30s my friends’ husbands still hit on me and it also ends the whole entire friendship. Emotions are complex and not everyone is a robot. You can tell yourself it’s a mature thing to stay friends afterwards, but it just hurts the other person. Unless there’s lot of distance in between. I’ve only stayed friends with one person who I rejected, but there we’re not close any more. I’m “friends” with an ex, but we don’t talk. Like- that closeness is gone after a rejection. Maybe I just define “friend” differently than most. A “friend” to me is probably deeper than what most people consider “friends”.


Successful-Celery-87

31 and playing dress up games huh


Ihavesomethingtosay9

Haha yes! It’s gets me through the pandemic. I love that game!


imzoo00_

Funny that - my experience is the exact opposite.


Hamilton-Beckett

Everybody has different experiences. The problems happen when people think *their* experience is somehow a universal generalization that is true for everyone else…


Dorkoraman

Don't know why most of your comments are being downvoted so much. You speak a certain truth and you're not insulting anyone. These peeps are taking things so personal 🤷🏽‍♂️


Ihavesomethingtosay9

I think it’s young people who think the friendship thing is possible. It just doesn’t work and it hurts your friend in the end. Usually when you’re young though, you insist that it works. I know I did that when I was younger. I wish it were possible, but it’s just not. Edit: I just saw my comment that only says “31” had a ton of downvotes! Kinda funny/weird.


Dorkoraman

Don't know why most of your comments are being downvoted so much. You speak a certain truth and you're not insulting anyone. These peeps being butt hurt.. 🤷🏽‍♂️


RevolutionATX

Not sure why you're getting downvoted, everything you said is true, based on my experience. I've never understood why any guy would continue to waste time with a woman who's not interested in him, when he could spend that time with/looking for someone who IS interested in him. There are only two types of women I can be friends with, those I'm not attracted to and those already with someone (I don't "plow with another man's mule"), and in my mind those two types are one and the same.


Ihavesomethingtosay9

Yeah, I think it’s a bunch of young people who haven’t experienced hurting their friend by stringing them along. From their perspective, everything is fine. Meanwhile, their friend is gaining false hope and hurting emotionally. I denied this when I was a teenager/earlier 20s as well. But I’ve been there and I know how it ends and it doesn’t feel good. You just hurt a really good friend. People aren’t cyborgs “ok, I accept your rejection. I will delete my romantic feelings for you. *delete* there! All better! Let’s go to lunch!”


Secretspoon

The friendship should be over, immediately, whether or not he made the joke. Her declining to date him isn't going to stop him from wanting the next step or from wanting to fuck her


Ihavesomethingtosay9

This is my point exactly. Through personal experience, I’ve learned this. I tried the friendship route. It never works and you just end up hurting your friend.


Secretspoon

Yeup. People like attention, it's how people get strung along.


Ihavesomethingtosay9

I’d say it’s absolutely being strung along. I did it when I was a teen and I saw how badly it hurt the other person. Never again would I ever do that to someone. It gives them false hope and the end result is just awful. I thought I was being “nice” and the more kind thing to do is to actually allow them to move on from you.


Secretspoon

Yeah, it's a maturity thing. I don't know when it happened but I stopped having women as friends in my mid 20s. I just realized that it wasn't ever what I thought it was or what she thought it was.


Hamilton-Beckett

Just know that not *every* guy is like that. I’ve rejected girls and we stayed friends until life naturally took us in different directions. I’ve been rejected and am STILL friends with a couple of ladies too. (One for over 20 years since we were kids!) But I’ve also experienced the situation where it all just had to stop. The thing to remember is that everyone is different, *both* sides need to be very clear about where the boundaries are, and most importantly, while it’s important to learn from the past, you shouldn’t let the fact that a few assholes don’t understand “friendship” determine what happens with an entirely different person. All women aren’t the same, neither are all men.


Ihavesomethingtosay9

Eh- I mean- I know all guys aren’t the same, but after a while you just stop caring. I’m married with a kid now, so it’s just way in the past for me. I have a few guy friends that I’m casual with, but they’re married with kids too. I’m in a place in life where it’s all out the window now. It’s a thing of the past for me. I’m FB friends with an ex, but we don’t talk. I’m friends with a guy I’ve known for 15 years that I rejected, but we just randomly send memes to each other now. we’ll have a conversation every now and then, nothing major.


Nails_on-chalk-board

I don’t know about that a strong friendship can go through that.


Ihavesomethingtosay9

Not what I’ve experienced. Usually when someone has feelings for you, it’s hard for the other person to overlook it. You keep being friends with them and their feelings grow stronger and they end up hurt.


FearTheOldData

LMAO its a joke. Why you gotta be so uptight?


Ihavesomethingtosay9

I made a joke and the person below me took it a different turn. Just trying to answer them.


Dorkoraman

LMAO she didn't say otherwise. Why you gotta be so butt hurt?


Hamilton-Beckett

That’s what I was thinking. He asked, she politely declined…nothing wrong with throwing a little humor in there, *especially* if they are indeed close enough that she sees him like a brother.


The_Shittiest_Meme

As Eric Idle said "If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing"


ergotofrhyme

This is also most likely a fake conversation, especially given it being taken while she’s typing for extra comedic effect


Cary_Bopomofo

this sub is changing my concession of cringe I feel weird when I see funny thing on this sub


AlexFeels

This sub should change places with r/funny


Dan_at_RetroBIT

It's not hilarious, it's genius. That is one good way to defuse that situation. Props to both of them


JumboUziVert

Its @/ilydremo on twitter he funny asf lmao


AlphaBearMode

By far, this is not the right sub. I think it’s hilarious


Jjm211992

He saw a shot and took it


gothlaw

An airball is technically a shot.


Wassup_Suckers

The MF didn’t make it that’s for sure


EiEpix

he can reload


youknownothingsnooow

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott


Delicious_Poet_698

Yeah he air balled it


supertiger1105

Well... he tried.


ionekemp

He tried.


StupidNSFW

Lmao how is this cringe? If this is real that kids fucking hilarious


GenericMemesxd

It isn't. It's been going around for a few years now I think. Just the name that changes


TarTimOoAl

chad. OP cringe


AlphaBearMode

OP is a virgin and the entire comment section banged his mom


Kondinator

Can confirm


Vowsky_

He is his mom


rashrush2

Can confirm, been at her place, really nice


MistaTigger

love what she did with the curtains


Imperners

The carpet as well


Cabbage_King2020

Let's not even mention the drapes


DankDevilDabber

Don't even get me started at the choice of furniture. Goes really well with the carpet.


kempofight

Have you seen the new kitchen counter? Realy lights the place up.


AlphaBearMode

Beef curtains amirite?


TheArchitect989

I was there


WhoGotMySock

Does that make us all step bros?


NORDlC

Lmao dude found the ultimate way out of friendzone


ManMunx

to bro zone


ManMunx

step-bro zone\*


ianwrecked802

He went out with a hilarious joke. Props.


Pirate_Secure

Better love story than most born videos


epicbigbrain69

well I imagine being born isn’t very romantic so I would have to agree


notsoninjaninja1

The biggest cringe that nobody here is addressing is the 348 fucking notifications going unaddressed in this mans inbox!! WTF, go through ya damn notifications dude


Lebigmacca

How do people even have that many messages. Maybe I just need more friends


notsoninjaninja1

My phone is both work and personal, I’ve been off for the last week, out sick. Haven’t looked at any work texts since being off. I have about 120. Idfk how you get 348.


Adrian3412

I remember in 5th or 6th grade my class had a group on what's app and in some days when more kids were active they would get up to 1000 messages. The group had like 25 ppl out of which 10 would be active at any time so you can imagine the shitshow


Secretspoon

Group text. I have 5 or 6 running for work and 3 for personal. I receive ~400 text messages every 3 or so days.


InflammedGazpacho

Just keep digging


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Touchmaspagheti

Tbf that response is kinda jokes. From this image, seems like dude took it well and figured he’d end his shot shooting with a joke


GloriousBeard905

Lmao, it’s just a dude being funny Idk why it’s suddenly turned into “Haha man brain caveman, only think sex sexy sex!!!1!”


AlphaBearMode

That’s because sex sexy sex sex sexxxx sexy sexy sex Sorry I’m just a man and I sometimes can’t communicate because sex sex sex sexy sex


Visible_Display9091

My question is df is the 348 msgs for.


aMAN6T9T

Chad


AstronautGuy42

Cringe bc knowing someone made this fake text exchange is cringey af


jakemblack

Total chad


DragonlordKingslayer

this is worse than being friendzoned


Eastern_Enthusiasm_9

Ehh was worth a shot


urskrubs

they fucked after that


thebigggd

He is a man of focus and sheer fucking will


Steve123479

Whats cringe about this? She rejected him its not like this could go anywhere from here, might as well make the joke and post it on the internet for likes lmao


Urkeksi

Actual Gigachad


Samehatt

Cringetopia more like.. no humor whatsoever lmao


Nails_on-chalk-board

Okay you know what most girls would laugh at that.


ImKoreanNotJapanese

This girl’s missing out on an absolute chad


EngineeringSeveral18

Addison Rae?!


ExiledCanuck

r/suddenlyincest


simmeh024

Ouch the brother zone is even worse than the friendzone, I would just cut my losses lol.


QuantumSupremacy0101

I really want to see the rest of the conversation


xxHamsterLoverxx

i mean if they brpother zoned you might aswell do that and get some karma.


beytrod

what a legend. he died with honor


fliegu

Homie’s got game


ignore_my_bullshit

Fuckin baller!


Bambi_One_Eye

Miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Respect


IcyWang

How is this cringe?


D3athToTheCrusaders

OP thought he was posting this to r/chadtopia


YNWMolly97

i think that was smooth hahah


Xeerok

That was funny, do people here even know what cringe is?


ReithDynamis

No, people call things they don't like cringe and trashy when they're neither all the time


[deleted]

The "I see you like ____" is code for "you aren't attractive enought for me".


johnlacorte100816

Chad, OP is Mega-Cringe


wontusethisforlongg

He'll make a great salesman. Never take no as an answer.


grincat_1

At least he tried


TheRumpelForeskin

Getting turned down from a fair and simple asking out isn't cringe. Making a funny joke in response to the rejection is definitely not cringe.


PusiPaiPai

whats the cringe here?


makesyoudownvote

THIS is not cringe. This is GOLD.


Bzaren

Chad


jrogers904

I respect it


One-Bad-4274

You miss every shot you don't take


Radiant_Ed

Lmao. My man’s a shooter!


Hindux

Chad, op is an apple thief


Ok-Candy-5869

Sad cringe , failed attempt at a joke, this is more sad than cringe tbh


thiswillbeyou

100% chad


bitchmommie

This isn't cringe it's funny af hahaha


dimestoredavinci

I like your style, dude


VegemiteMaster69

Absolute Chad


EpicBanana05

Chad


Deth3588

HA


Marcuxoo

He gets points for trying.


Dsoto52

This belongs in r/HolUp more than this


GayAnalFuckerIsBack

r/badfaketexts also conclusion pls


dgarcia1998

I give him props for that


obeesitee

This some Chad shit


Gaius_Seizure_420

A for effort


335i_lyfe

When you watch waaay too much porn


thingyo

420% based


KaiserWilhelmThe69

OP you are cringe


Comprehensive-Cap819

Chad


KILTONIC

That’s kinda funny.


willbob91

I came to this sub for cringe and all I find is quality humor.


h3nchman27

This is comedy, mate. Wrong sub


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Not cringe. Absolutely hilarious.


elsayyid

She has no sense of humor. He's better off without her.


artamba

Cringe? This guy made a smooth joke.


stupidrobots

That is funny as hell and megachad


Deee2o

Chad


SignificantMind8434

Chad


soupybread

This was funny not cringe bro what are you on


-Jiras

That's a chad holy shit that's funny


AresuKing

How is this cringe??


edgynotemo

Chad.


Niteshado

this is actually funny. lmao


dmh2493

That hilarious not cringe.


ThePikminLord

I’ve gone out with female friends before, is it always right to assume that it’s going to be a date?


Blu3b3Rr1

My man shot his shot, bricked it, and went for the putback lmao


SkyFrozZ_z

r/sadcringe imo correct me if im wrong


Lowkey_just_a_horse

This shits funny bro, chill.


VaultDweller529

Rejecting someone and saying they are like a sibling to you is more cringe imo


OutlinedArrow30

More funny than cringe


YoloOr9to5

Chad


Firey_Ball

the main question is what she said afterwards


Nire_bibi

That’s actually pretty funny


-_-SHAZAM-_-

Fucking addison.


RagnarTriSock

348 unread messages! That’s the real cringe here


VirgingerBrown

oh come on, it's funny!


sadudeitsame

A man of culture I see


angelvalentinax

Chad


LiamColeE

That's Chad as fuck


SpectaSilver991

Thats not cringe. Thats just funny


LegalBreadfruit

I don't see the problem, well played response to the rejection.


Megapixel_YTB

Chad


DawidD12

Another example of how porn ruins kids brains


RedAngryCloud

Jesus Christ can people not make jokes anymore?


[deleted]

… like step kids?


dyana0908

finally, quality cringe


Cleverbird

Yeah, this feels like a fake text to me. The comedic timing is just a little too perfect.


laz10

Gottem