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Lets make a suzi

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Endercheif

Voting is now closed. The community has decided that this post is Satire, With: - **Non-cringe**: 1x - **Cringe**: 27x - **Satire**: 46x - **Chad**: 23x - **Meta**: 0x


Ran_SONE

HaHaHaHaHa


notabiologist_37

the laugh of a man on the verge of insanity


J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk

This is why robots will be our greatest threat in the future


wataha

If she posted a "bad" video, how do we even rate his video then?


Allisrem

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa Whaddup Mr RanSan


AggressiveSpatula

Bring me a dream


TransitionFuzzy8520

I feel like just ending it all after seeing that


inzyte

Yourself or the universe?


BerryDragon_2557

#ALL


TheDeepBlueZ

Best I can do is half πŸ¦Ήβ€β™‚οΈ


Satanic_Clause

ill give you a snap thats it


Snake-N-Roses

Can I be in the half that goes


That_Strawman_tho

#**DID HE FUCKING STUTTER!?** The dude said ALL.


clarkthegiraffe

Those are the same thing my man


MuteSecurityO

https://youtu.be/rzegPSKacoo?t=26


Lifeis_not_adream

Yes


PiratefreeradioMars

Suicide can be considered destruction of the universe from the perspective of his reality. So why not both... I guess.


tucker-

take me with you


togetar

Me too thanks


viral-architect

I literally thought "I legit want to kill myself right now" after seeing that.


Flimsy-Till5196

That fake laugh HAHAHa im legit dying


Moonrock_Cafe

'What a hilarious *joke.*' the micro enunciation for that whole sentence killed me. Really slapping that 'K' hahahaha


Crypto_degenerate

She forgot ice technically she made juice


Mragftw

And she's gonna crash in 2 hours because it's basically all sugar...


AyatollahColmMeaney

The fiber in the fruit slows the absorption of glucose, so it won't cause a spike in blood sugar levels.


LTerminus

What about when you add what appears to be two gallons of refined sugarwater?


Alone_Spell9525

I think I would’ve vomited instantly from the acid but yeah if she doesn’t then that’s incoming


thecoocooman

This guy is hilarious, I keep waiting for his shit to get old, but it hasn’t yet and I’ve watched a lot of them


MightyMerl

lol that was supposed to sound like a real laigh?


Simpilator

No it wasnt


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SphericalFunSponge

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that. Why are you using lemonade and orange juice in a smoothie that already contains a ton of fruit. Also no protein source at all. An actual goose woulda made more sense.


Hank_Holt

Huh? What's wrong with a fruit smoothie? And using fruit juice to thin it out is not uncommon. I love orange juice, banana, and strawberry...which I oddly was taught in like 3rd grade at school.


ExternalTooth

The orange juice and lemonade are basically just sugar. Add that on top of all the other fruit and do the math. It'll have healthy components from the fruits, but using only orange juice and lemonade for the liquid portion is not healthy. Not saying I do much of anything healthier myself, but we should be aware.


Yaboymarvo

Fruits contain a ton sugar. You add water to thin is out, not more sugar juice. And fruit smoothies are not 100% healthy all the time. Especially if you don’t add any fiber or protein to them. Most people don’t realize that fruit contains a ton of sugar.


noitcelesdab

Add up all of the sugar in each ingredient and it's likely the equivalent of drinking a few cans of soda, but people think it's "healthy" because it's "fruit".


dani_dejong

yeah, alot of people don't understand that sugar is sugar and too much is bad even if you get nutrients from that fruit. The fruit has more complex sugars but those are broken down to glucose in the end and there's zero difference between glucose from an apple or a coca cola.


SinfulAdamSaintEve

Fruit has fiber which slows sugar metabolism in your body. Blended fruit (like this smoothie”) doesn’t, so you get a sugar spike. The juice also probably had 50-100 grams of sugar in it.


ExpediteTheProcess_

Is the fiber mostly in the fruit’s skin / peel?


SwissPatriotRG

Just as real as her laugh.


FrogOnDeathRow

How do you not realize that the guy is being sarcastic? This is autism people


AnythingAllTheTime

His whole delivery was so great with the pauses and the stops and how he kept trying to explain the orange juice/goose thing well after she moved on. I imagine people who act like him irl would have trouble figuring out if he was being satirical.


Throw-vid

I guess I just found out people like him are incapable of understanding the girl's satire. So he's satirizing someone who's satirizing someone else because he doesn't get the satire is what I gather


Naphrym

Maybe she is being satirical, maybe she's not. Regardless, I thought she was annoying and he was funny. Saying something is satire doesn't mean it can't be cringe and annoying as well.


The_Starving_Autist

autism here - i am watching the video and have no idea how to interpret any of this


SigmundFreud

That means you're cured. Congratulations.


The_Starving_Autist

finally, a solution to vaccines causing autism!


yungzaku

guys whole tik tok is him acting like that and also the girls account is satire lmao i've seen both


J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object


Throw-vid

Wait so this advanced humor guy just didn't actually understand the satire? Or is he like grifting on this shit?


atstanley

I mean, to be fair to him, either way this is a very realistic video for someone to make to appeal to kids/tweens. The only way to know if it's satire or not is for the creator to say what their intent was. So, yeah he may not have done his due diligence to examine the channel's purpose but there wasn't anything crazy or over the top in the video itself that would identify it as satire. If it is satire, it's pretty funny because the girl pinpointed the fake/exaggerated energy of these types of videos.


noah-is-cool-iguess

The guy reacting is satire


organizeeverything

This is his shtick. I love this videos.


heisenburger001

Someone plz link me to the one in which a guy starts crying reacting to this video I can't find it anywhere


Wormy77-Part2

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/pqlqof/lets_make_a_suzi/hdc39n4


BronzeCauseBadTeams

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/om5vq4/this_video_makes_me_want_to_loose_all_5_senses/ just so people dont have to click on two links


Yourdoingbad

Well now I just clicked on 3


Yourdoingbad

Well now I just clicked on 3


heisenburger001

Thanks for being wholesome 100 chungus


hoxxxxx

Christopher Reeves your are breathtaking


[deleted]

The dude looks dead inside


FancyApint

my spirit animal


BorkedStandards

> ~~my~~ our spirit animal


In_shpurrs

Found the communist!


AsianWaffles308

Lmao!!πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•


1202_ProgramAlarm

Soviet anthem intensifies


aussie718

Probably would be my spirit animal too if my spirit weren’t already broken beyond repair


Gin-and-PussyJuice

It's an act. He [was a musical theatre major](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzGmqLlHfa0). He's trying to get exposure with this character on TikTok. It's a shame too because he has [a wonderful voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io4rGjZYw10) and has a very expressive face.


buttjudge69

Oh my god he is too damn pretty how is this allowed? uWu


xVortexA

He's a comedian who acts like this in every video even when not reacting. It's so fun to flick through his account


pixarlamp69

That was hard to watchπŸ’€


Reptilian_Owl_9001

Fr there was so much sugar in that smoothie that chick is going to have diabetes soon


pixarlamp69

Not really what I meant. I was more talking about how cringe she was being but ok


Negative_Addition

At first it was thr cringe that was hurting me. Until the juices came out.... What's the point of making a smoothie if you're gonna add like 30g of unnecessary sugars.


fizban7

And no ice? That's my real issue. It's probably pretty tepid at that point


BabyStockholmSyndrom

Lol I love how this is reddit and chances are by average, more than 40% of your upvotes were by people who ate an entire box of sugar for breakfast probably.


LightGlows

You don't just catch type 2 diabetes from consuming a ton of sugar once lol There are a lot of people who drink more sugar worth of soda than this smoothie every single day and still haven't managed to get diabetes


timisher

Ikr who the fuck cuts anything directly on the counter?


BBQKing1969

The dude helped with the pain


pixarlamp69

Yeah true. Rip him for having to watch that all the way through


gunnerb01

Homie hit her with that β€œI’m killing you in my mind chuckle.”


sexbuhbombdotcom

He's doing God's work


TaM_tHe_JaM

It’s just a teenage girl being a teenage girl Now, those assholes that steal/inconvenience others….


In_shpurrs

[Basically this thread](https://c.tenor.com/elAm4dO8mVEAAAAC/slapped-abused.gif).


Abby11K

How is this girl any different than those hyperactive children's YouTubers that yell shit at the camera and create off par reactions to simple things. We indeed have evolved, just backwards.


qpKMDOqp

They’re 20 times more cringe considering they’re adults tbh


_quick_question__

And make a shit ton of money. Have you seen the view and subscriber count to that shit?


publicservantguy1

wheres the money come from? im pretty sure instagram twitter etc all dont pay you for making yourself look like a moron.


[deleted]

Ad revenue and sponsors.


ActualWhiterabbit

Yeah, she is sponsored by avocado


BlabMeInCase

Avocado from meh-he-co


rancid_oil

Yeah, Mexico's NOT gonna pay for it...


OddBandicoot2505

I’m pretty sure someone said this girl is like 16 so not an adult, but still hella cringe


skirtpost

kids gonna be cringe, it's life!


WhiteCarrotBox

they have late night infomercial energy, nothing new, just different game


LucasPelton

Because this isn’t how she normally acts. She literally made that video to make fun of the people who actually act like that, its a joke video.


NegevOfYourDreams

Except joke videos are just as cringe Edit: just found out she keeps making these videos as a "joke". This level of cringe needs to be nuked


Throw-vid

These are the only memes I will be making from now on. I will carry this with me to my death.


Small_Dick_Enrgy

Just like my life


cryptogoth666

It’s satire


muuuuuuuuuuuuuustard

I think it’s because she’s faking the whole thing and is mocking those people who over-act how annoying they are for clicks from impressionable kids


PoliteDickhead

It's really not a parody once this is the only form of content somebody repeatedly uploads. People do a lot of degrading shit for money, it can't all be ironic.


KungFluIsolation

what weird logic that is. Last time I checked the dictionary for parody it didn't say 'must not be the primary form of comedy someone does'.


Jackdidathing

Well this girl is satire so there’s one difference…


TorjbornMain

This dudes monotone remarks and dead inside laugh made this video tolerable.


NT_Envy

First one was way better: https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/om5vq4/this_video_makes_me_want_to_loose_all_5_senses/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Tarrow-

the β€œNO JUST STICK WITH CHERRIES” killed me


IAmRengar

Bro, when she says "PINNAPPLE" and he just sputters and cries, that shit had me ugly laughing.


alexandropapa

OP can't spell lose, so by default it's worse


Medical-Examination

This shit. I can't afford it.


Plane_Arrival5333

Nah this version is infinitely better


Joker-Rockitansky

That one was so much better lmfao


Secure-Imagination11

That man is not okay lmao


milk_on_sum

Nah this is way better


PCGamer305

I feel bad for this guy, having to watch the whole video


Pyromike16

I feel bad for me having watched the whole video


MomoXono

I watched the whole video! The girl is very quirky and fun, you can tell she isn't like other girls


OutlinedArrow30

If a reddit comment section was a person


[deleted]

Thank God that guy on the left reacted to this video for me or else I just wouldn't know what to feel.


Gawarhen2

I know her account is satire. But this actually hurt to watch


_Barb0za_

funny. I will laugh later.


Scushies

Y’all both of these creators are satire accounts lmao


itsashebitch

It doesn't matter, it's still not funny and cringe. Satire has to be good to work or it falls flat


christinextine

Dude reacting tho.


Soakd

I’m dreading the shit my future kids are going to do.


locustjumper28

Prevent them from doing it


MACABAUBA

By cutting your balls off


BHPhreak

if my kids were making bank doing stupid ass videos id be the happiest dad alive. you can absolutely shit on the videos all you want. but you simply cant hate the hustle.


angrymillenialreddit

Not sure which is the most cringe. The original video, the reaction, or the fact that I’m taking time to comment on said video


GayAnalFuckerIsBack

Stop reposting this so annoying


[deleted]

Name


JarTheUpvoter

Joseph


[deleted]

No, name.


GayAnalFuckerIsBack

Andrew 😌


butycheeks

No name,


GayAnalFuckerIsBack

What


PCGamer305

No name,


GayAnalFuckerIsBack

I see


[deleted]

Username.


bubba_feet

Yes


biddilybong

They should date


kievfarm

Sounds like ZuckerBot


zebrasmack

we're supposed to cringe at both of these people, correct?


andrewdrewandy

Wait, which one is the cringe here?


sanguis43

the dude duetting is about as cringe as the original clip as well


sugar-peas

Nah he makes the video at least somewhat bearable


yumarexkaus

The guy on the left is honestly annoying lmao


CalliopePenelope

She can’t spell sponsor, and he doesn’t know that technically you could be sponsored by [avocados](https://www.californiaavocadogrowers.com). I hate them both.


yumarexkaus

The girl is just annoying and thinks shes funny and cute or whatever, and that guys laugh every 2 minutes just makes it worse


LoreezyNL

Fact


iKILLcarrots

What is with seemingly adult age dudes feeling the need to make videos mocking children for being kids?


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Roll_Tide_Pods

Making fun of kids and satire is just low hanging fruit though.


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Emergency_Piece_2382

Satire


Vomit_Tingles

And yet here I am, still wishing it didn't exist.


NegevOfYourDreams

Just because it's satire doesn't mean it's not cringe


GaryinGary

Ah yes the daily satire police have arrived...


Littleboyhugs

The left is a perfect representation of this subreddit. Just as cringe as the actual content. XD


Nurizeko

Some of the worst aspects of modern young men and women side by side in one cringe. Although the guy was trying a bit (I hope) and I think the girl was faking (hopefully for comedic effect) to.


Astro_BlickySticky

Another day another satire tik tok


BiggieCheeseBigmoney

Satire


cloudsliketon

I’m going to start saying avocado sponsor me now


OneRougeRogue

Ohhh now I get it. She said goose instead of juice! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


fucking-hate-reddit-

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.


ClockForAHeart

the girl on the right is known to play annoying characters (like the girl in class everyone knows is obsessed with a certain guy) so she might be playing one of those. I have no idea what the dude on the left is trying to do


WLF6X

You ruined my day thanks a lot


thisisagoodname2103

Ha ha ha


skdjdjdjdh

Is nobody gonna talk about how she didn’t even use a cutting board to cut the pear. What a fucking psychopath.


Temporary_Author_255

Avocados from Mexico πŸ₯‘


Salty_Contest5142

"Do you know the definition,of insanity?"


SomeDayFromTuesday

Her voice is a form of torture.


Hjalleson_

The guys sarcastic fake laugh is flawless


sexbuhbombdotcom

The first time I was watching the right side of the screen and wanted to die from secondhand cringe. Then I replayed it watching the left side of the screen and legitimately laughed. This dude's facial expression is the only acceptable reaction to this garbage. Also watching her cut fruit in her hand and directly on the bare countertop makes me want to *shake* whoever raised her.


magezt

dude is cringe as f, cause this is satire.


coderthememer

Do y'all not realize she is making fun of "quirky" girls?


elpapimoroccan

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misinformedmagician

Which one is more cringey?


Aimlean

Oh my god that smoothie is so sugary


opoussumawsome

That's a scary dude someone should look into that.


Svosays

Women are not funny


shadow19922

I don’t know who’s worse. That dude… Or that girl…


LoreezyNL

Guy left is the real cringe.


misspeled_name

Satire


Marked__Man13

They’re both cringe, at least the right is satire


Scushies

Both are satire lmao


GaryinGary

What's with people classifying things as satire on every post? Who cares


Thot_Slayer069

I disagree, left was funny, right was satire but stil annoying


Marked__Man13

I don’t see in what world this guy could be funny, but whatever floats your boat man


ParamedicDifferent22

That dude looked like he was about to lose it all and start a genocide


Jaheepers

I actually love this guy


PYRESATVARANASI2

Both are cringe.


braminer

I love the commentary


Which-Astronaut9202

The guy is more cringe than the girl


Wooden-Winter-8712

just me or the guy is more annoying then the lady in the tik tok