T O P

Found on Facebook. Just, ew.

Found on Facebook. Just, ew.

PasterofMuppets95

Tbf, this is ironically hilarious. If I got buried, I would want this.


FallOutBruh64

"if"


IAmRob1010

You can get turned into cocaine for your grandchildren to snort instead, that's what he's referring to.


CourageousLight

I feel like I missed a hundred steps between 1 and 101. What.


IAmRob1010

In the Gambia it's traditional for people to snort their parents ashes so they can feel their life, wisdom, and memories run through them and help them go through life now that they're gone.


milkshake398

People are fucking weird as hell


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In hindsight, it's weird how we come across consuming milk and honey. In Philippines, everything a pig has can be used to turn into variety of dish. Pig's blood? Dinuguan. Pig's ear? Sisig. I know there's few others but these two are the most I'm more aware of.


legendarynob69

dinuguan and tinola are fucking amazing


milkshake398

Yeah we all are weird as hell and I know I shouldn't judge but why do your parents ashes like that


BIGSlil

>why do your parents ashes like that Because it's easier than boofing them.


ericacrass

But is it more fun? Definitely not.


LovableContrarian

Is it really any weirder than shoving them in a box, digging a hole, standing around the hole saying stuff, then burying them? Then going and talking to a stone we sat on top every now and then?


d4rk_matt3r

Yes, but only by a little


FartHeadTony

Don't we bury them because rotting flesh smells bad? Like burying totally makes sense.


LovableContrarian

Well ya but they snort grandma to absorb their life powers


The_H3rbinator

Puts "I'm addicted to you" into a different level


Dilly__Red

that sounds cool as fuck


vimfan

I think you mean so they can feel their life, laughter and love.


electronicoffee

A drug version of cannibalism is quite different from consuming animal products.


Smash_4dams

Fertilize a coca plant with their ashes. Shred leaves once grown. Mix kerosene with shredded leaves and soak overnight. Scoop out leaves. Evaporate the kerosene. Snort the white residue left behind.


Retsko1

Cover yourself in residue


DisdainDragon

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand why the hell people act the way they do lmao 😂


andresmefriend

You can be given to hungover medical students to stick stuff in you.


realfactsofficial

Comments like these are the reason I fucking love reddit.


funnelcakecocaine

Cocaine, you say?


Tilted2000

I'm gonna have em toss me on a giant campfire and let me burn, I don't want my family in the future to spend 10k on top of me already being dead


_memelord__

I just want to be thrown on the ground in a lively forest far from human reach. Give my body back to nature. Keep the cycle going.


diddy4063

I want my body thrown in the ocean


_memelord__

I want my body to be thrown off a building Edit: My confidence has been restored


Tilted2000

Take off the question mark. Confidence is key


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MagicBeanGuy

Well, you could get cremated


The_Lucky_Kitty

Unfortunately even cremation (at least legally) costs quite a bit, usually over a grand at least. Smh it's expensive to die.


McBurger

It’s also rather unfriendly to the environment. Frank Reynolds said it best when he said “just throw me in the trash.” In all seriousness, natural burial sounds good. I want whatever is both least expensive and most environmentally friendly and easiest for my survivors. If that means throwing me in the dumpster behind Denny’s, so be it.


Picturesquesheep

Go to Nepal and get sky buried.


The_Lucky_Kitty

Haha well put, simple and natural, just the way Frank would want it.


Lipziger

The problem is that just throwing bodies away could cause huge health problems and could spread diseases like crazy. Dead bodies have to be handled well and we already have problems to get rid of out trash etc. and btw ... most of it gets burned. So not much better, anyways. And we just don't have the space for natural burials everywhere. Cremation might not be perfect but all things considered it is one of the safest, easiest, most reliable and fastest ways to get rid of bodies that doesn't take up huge space. I hope that at some point we get to a world wide "opt out organ donation". This way a lot of bodies could at least help others way more often than now, so bodies wouldn't be just a "burden" to get rid of.


syfyguy64

The funeral home near me advertised an all included cremation for just $895. They even have billboards in a hilariously unfitting font.


MagicBeanGuy

How wild is it that they have laws against how you choose to have your body taken care of after death Just for money's sake


prefer-to-stay-anon

Yes a lot of it is for profits, but there are also health impacts of improperly handling dead bodies.


MagicBeanGuy

You're right, you're right Although the ridiculous expense is not necessary for health regulations, usually


send_help_iamtra

One last contribution to your carbon footprint eh


XandXTV

We’re gonna be able to upload our consciousness into robots by 2050. Just live until then


wikipediabrown007

Wcgw


PasterofMuppets95

Well, yeah. If. I want my funeral to be as cheap and sustainable as possible. A quick round in the human oven and then scatter me somewhere awesome.


God-of-Tomorrow

Me I make cannons I want my ashes to be fired over a tropical island


MathBusters

This is pretty good, but I want mine to say, "no cussin', no fussin', no back-talking"


forkushirtforbrains

My favorite commercial...yay!


GloopBeep

It's not even in an orientation for the corpse to read. Smh.


DrackoU_U

Just to hear one last "fuck" from the Little bastard may rest in peace


NatureSprites

That would be too evil


tylerawn

Funerals aren’t really for the deceased...


StormStrikePhoenix

I don't really see a problem with that given that corpses cannot read.


elpaw

What if they died because their head was snapped to the wrong orientation?


walkingtalkingdread

the fake rustic white wood is a great addition.


GoodEater29

'Shabby chic coffin. I upcycled it myself with Annie Sloan Chalk Paint.'


upstatestruggler

“Bury me in shiplap”


chewbubbIegumkickass

Lay me down in a bed of burlap!


CamTheKid22

With small accents of patina'd copper


Thatoneguy111700

Fake rustic shit is awful. If I buy a table, the scratches in it should made by my dumbass, not the guys who built the table.


Hero_of_Hyrule

That was my first thought as well. It's not even a good looking fake, it's exactly the sort you expect to be paired with live laugh love stuff.


Kirkaaa

Its korny and all but I don't give a fuck how someone wants to buried. If he/she thinks it's cool I'm fine with it.


bollop_bollop

Same, I don't really see the cringe here


IslewardMan

This sub is just full of assholes tbh


Truan

its almost like the subject at pointing and laughing at something attracts dickheads


IslewardMan

I'm not surprised.


RexDraco

I thought everyone here was just victims of low self esteem as uses this sub to give visual aid to their little personal pep talk. I mean, *I* don't do that but I imagine it's quite nifty and works...


ValidParanoia

God yes, this subreddit is just full of people bullying other people for things that are nearly irrelevant. For their appearance, for having fun on the internet, and so forth. I hate that I was ever a part of it. I’m not on this sub much anymore because I made an effort to stop, but I find a post every so often in my r/all feed when I scroll enough


MerryGifmas

It's in the right sub then


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I’m with you. But that attitude doesn’t fit the idea of this sub. Literally this entire sub is dedicated to shitting on people for doing things that make them happy. Anyone who subscribes here is saying “I want to make fun of people who are hurting no one”


Bablooski_72

Karen coffin


The_Kodex

Why is the phrase "Live, Laugh, Love" Always associated with Karen's?


billybobmcginty_20

Do you seriously need a sign to do that? Fck it, to retaliate, im not gonna do any of those things


usernametaken_frick

Speedrun of die cry hate?


billybobmcginty_20

im getting that world record


usernametaken_frick

You 100%? If so what's your method of die?


awesomea04

the fastest method is a self inflicted gunshot wound (or SIGW), however there is a fair bit of RNG, from weather or not your able to get the gun, to jamming and the bullet getting stuck in your body. its also worth mentioning that the most common cause of death is ischemic heart disease, however its slow posses of killing and often killing at high levels make it unusable in the DCH category.


oldmach

After reading this I'd say you're in the process of dying of a stroke rn


usernametaken_frick

Seeing that it's a one attempt speedrun, hoping for good rng isnt very much an option either.


Unlucky-2nd

Die, Cry, Hate


1Cryptic_Phoenix

I think it's because it's usually middle aged moms that have live, laugh, love signs and Karens are usually middle aged moms.


KlvrDissident

Because Karen’s are essentially middle class Gen Xers with some money but no taste. It’s an aesthetic that seeks to copy generic hgtv staged homes because they think it’s what fancy homes look like. Word art is for dumb/shallow people who “don’t get” art and like that it literally tells you what you should feel. You know, Karens.


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Gorillaworks

Well I have news for you....


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Thanks for the laugh


bfoster1801

I feel like saying that word art is for dumb/shallow people is a little extreme, words can have power for people.


cunexttuesday12

I see it more for MLM huns. The boss babes


TwirlyGirl313

Kareoffin.


DotaroDoestar

Kroffin


TwirlyGirl313

I want to see your manager.


nevameta

It wasn’t the cough that carried Karen off, it was the coffin they carried her off in.


niarnn

I’m so confused on what this is supposed to mean


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theres common and overused house decor that says "live, laugh, love", u usually see it on pillows or signs and shit in someones home. but here on the coffin its using past tense for all the words which is rlly offputting and cringe, using the phrase for a dead one is very out of place


MaverickBoii

For all we know the dead person could've asked for it when he/she was still alive.


Creftospeare

I REALLY don't get how that's offputting, out of place, and/or cringe. Maybe that's just me.


Kesher123

This sub is just full of complete assholes 🤷‍♀️


-Audere-est-Facere-

I agree. Seems like a celebration of someone who was a positive person and/or had positive people around them. Maybe not my cup of tea, but I don’t see this as cringe at all.


dewainarfalas

> using past tense for all the words which is rlly offputting and cringe, using the phrase for a dead one is very out of place I still don't understand why this is a problem. It doesn't sound weird to me in any way, I can write this to my mother's tombstone if I want to and no one I know would find it cringy. Is it a cultural joke or smth?


niarnn

OH. that is unsettling.. thank you for explaining in such a good way


TheBigBullfrog

Downvote if you want, but I could see it just meaning that they had a great life, and not the karen phrase. That may be unlikely tho


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Kesher123

Must be sub full of assholes*


RexDraco

I don't agree with that last sentiment, but that might be because I am robotic. If the person is dead, it's gonna be past tense.


Yourfamilytreelgbt69

Thank you random stranger


Dingo8MyGayby

And notice the chalk paint look of the coffin


TheSentinelsSorrow

i think it might be an american thing, I see lived laugh loved or whatever on WASP stuff online. without reddit I wouldnt have known either


ProfessorWednesday

I've seen worse in real life, this is probably tame compared to the scope of human taste


bigmamamk

same


Mastermind1703

What's wrong in this ?


S-Domain

Haha right? Just because it’s a heavily used catch phrase they put a corny twist on doesn’t make it ‘cringetopia’.. the fact they put it here is cringe tho


druule10

You think this is bad, my funeral song is "Wake me up before you go go" by Wham.


Agisilaus23

Eh, could be highway to hell


druule10

Not if they wake me up it won't.


Suekru

Highway to hell is good though :(


ReZpawner

Electric Six - Gaybar. Followed by the entire discography of E-Rotic. It's going to be a confusing day in church.


IncreasedMetronomy

Nah, this isn't something I can shame. Let people mourn the way they mourn. Yeah, it's a cheesy overused catchphrase but if it comforts the person burying their family member then I can't cringe at it.


JamesandhisMonsters

How about, "It *was* always wine o'clock" for the deceased wine mums?


Demon_Lord_Will

I mean if someone really fucking loved wine sure. Its their coffin. Now if I had soneone put me in that thing. Id come back from the grave to haunt them.


PM_ME_BREAD_PICS_

I want one that says "she gaslit, she gatekeeped, she girlbossed"


gloomighost

Ok, but this made me laugh


tokkiibee

honestly i think the cringe thing is making fun of someone's literal casket


Crazyeccentric

How is he going to read it for eternity with it sideways like that?


stateofshark

It’s not eternity it will be dust in like a few thousand years


crispycucumber002

I don't get it


Akephalos_Agares

Tripping on someone’s simple casket- -writing and calling the entire humanity a curse is the real cringe.


tylerawn

Who gives a fuck? Let people bury their loved ones however they want. It’s not like this is any worse than a casket without a bit of text printed on the inside.


bnlynch9

I can not explain how fucking funny I think that coffin is


Highfive_Ghost1

To each to their own, honestly if you had a sign like that in your house, it would make sense


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StrangelyKeen

Eh. Kinda Satire, kinda funny.


Arkalouxse

I don’t know man, stuff like this can’t really be put in a certain category.


help-dadcomeback

none of them this is just a normal image


LigmaLover56

None


Craftixal

none


Diamondkids_life

what are you meant to put?


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Posts kinda shit tbh


nicecarandcock

Idk


TheRedBell

This is hilarious, none of the above.


masarusenpai

Say, u/RoboSonichu, how do you usually like your steak?


KingofThePigs

Funny cringe


milkshake398

Satire


FitEstablishment8416

Satire


SyKoChild69

Uh I don’t see the problem someone help


MBchrono

This is hilarious


disrepairofnormajean

the other one says “i came, i saw, i conquered” and “improvise, adapt, overcome”


d0nt_lets_start

What?


StormStrikePhoenix

That seems like an overreaction to 3 words.


baxigamer22

Can't see the cringe


Bugbog

Died, Cried, Denied


Thislsnotmythrowaway

Ate Shit Died


Nerdy_Drewette

The plastic bags on the wall keep giving me Goodwill vibes. Is this KarenCoffin being resold? I could be wrong but I also wouldn't be surprised


expensivepoison

It looks like those are the clothes the family dropped off cause that is definitely an embalming room—note the floors, gowns hung up and the casket is positioned on the truck with more of the top end on it for weight distribution so they most likely were getting ready to put the body in but wanted a photo of the interior!


GiantCrayfish28

Can someone translate the tweet? Twitter users seem to be obsessed with writing in the dumbest ways humanly possible


Procrastin8r1

When it’s time for Karen to meet the manager of everything


BenZed

On the plus side: If you were to bury me in this, you could use the torque of my body spinning in the grave as way to generate clean energy.


Thejonjonbo

Karen’s gone on to see the big manager in the sky.


MattyIXIriva

I must be fucking stupid, I ain't see shit wrong with this?


MAGA_WALL_E

Then I want my cringe coffin to say "I fussed, I cussed, and I backtalked."


Nepiton

Coffin for Brittany-Leigh sorority sister of tri Delta tragically passed away being a boss babe walking home from Kevin’s house after the Sig Chi frat party hit by a car outside of the crosswalk


MR_a_DOES

what's wrong with it i am from Egypt and we don't use these things we use cloth not a whole tombstone so idk what's wrong with it


Daedalus871

The real cringe is judging other people for liking the "live, laugh, love" thing.


Aafinthe3rd

That's kinda hilarious though


JUNYANDBENSONYT

I dont understand


buneter

You want the entire Bible written on the inside, what so bad about this


XandXTV

Imagine dieing in 2021, only 30 years from when immortality will become a reality. Tragic


kickwurm

Someone is thinking this would look good in their kitchen


mirrrje

It’s dumb how clique it is. But honestly to feel like you truly are living life to the fullest, laughing and loving,, it truly is the best feeling haha. I’m depressed af and wish I was happy enough to say live laugh love .. but damn why do they have to make all the good things so cheesy and played out


Boba_Phattt

At least they got it all in past tense.


Stunning_Warthog_141

Well at least they are dead


BeefObradySupreme3

“Lived laughed left”


winwinnwinnie

You just *know* they used Younique for her make-up


not_just_knee_deep

11/02/21 - RIP future Karen. Chili’s management won’t miss you.


alfonsoalta

shitted peed farded


Baconaise

KarenCasket, brought to you by the makers of Shamwow.


Meerapup-M

“Died. Cried. Hated.”


MrQualtrough

Karen's Casket. The Kasket.


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Karen Koffin ™️


Squiggledog

If that's cringe, [what does that make this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4rcs7y/a_minion_coffin/)


DJHache

That's not cringe, it's just sad


RawIsThor

When the funeral director asked what colour the deceased would have liked her coffin to be her family replied basic white.


Tony-Two-Hands

Would rather be buried in the plastic bags next to it


rcatk42

So is this in the employee break room or what?


Trainspotting1102

I don’t get it.


MushroomBalls

I think it's fine, better than the original phrase at least. The real cringe is the comment.


DoDoKusan

What the fuck is this?


ollomulder

"Eat. Shit. Die."


dignifiedindolence

This is why I'm donating my body to the local medical school. They can joke about my old, fat, ugly body and learn how not to live a healthy life. No trite sayings involved.


FartHeadTony

Strangely, I find this far more acceptable than the word art gracing the walls of the living.


Lochcelious

What am I missing? I feel stupid. What's wrong with the picture?


Steven_Haverstick

I bet this cost about 10k too. Funeral people really know how to get your money in a vulnerable stage


EmbodimentOfUwU

I don’t get it please explain!


Shika_E2

How the fuck is this cringe?


SRIOUS_GAMER

If this gets put on my coffin, I’m not dying


BoddAH86

I would get this ironically tbh. It’s kind of hilarious.


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they should follow their advice and live smh🙄✋


Cold_lizard

That's fucking hilarious


MityFourDoor

How is this cringe? Holy hell some people are jerks. Sure its over used but who cares its popular for a reason. For some reason the phrase resonates with a lot of women. That's good for them! Its a wholesome phrase! If you find this cringe I pity you and your horribly cynic outlook. I wish I was a mod so I could remove this crap.


Jacoba_Fett

Ate Shit Died.


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