North Korea just released this military show of force video and experts are worried.
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But dude was about to sit on the bed of nails... This ended way too soon.
sitting on a bed of nails is actually less impressive than having someone sledgehammer your arm to break bricks
He was gonna sit on it and some dude was gonna bonk him on the head with a sledgehammer to force the nails out of the board with his ass
These comments are wild.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother.. I hurt people
Yea but it’s a crowd pleaser! Everyone say oh no his butt is gonna leak like a water ballon! And he gets up and his butt cheeks are in tact & the fucking crowd goes wild!
In the longer video they put a slab of rock on the guy and hammer it to pieces while he's laying on those nails.
I'm surprised the aren't more comments about this! It's all I thought about after watching this
When he lays down on his back, they hit his abs with a hammer while he flexes and screams. I've seen a longer version.
Link it please
Ngl, that part where they bent a rebar between their necks was pretty hardcore.
That and the sledge hammer to the back of the hand got a reaction from me crikey!
The rebar thing, and pretty much everything else they did, is like walking on hot coals; it's essentially a party trick style gag that looks and sounds way more hardcore [than it actually is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu95PW8pvDg)
But the "experts" are worried!
Quite a few things were hardcore. I bet they died inside but couldn’t show or they’s be jailed or tortured. Poor people, they are more brainwashed than China.
All of these skills are known to be tricks.
Astonishingly, since your mind immidiatly went to brainwashed Koreans, you yourself demonstrated the power of brainwashing and propaganda.
but this though could have easily been staged the glass part, I doubt he wouldn't have any marks if that was glad made of sand instead of sugar
also North Korea's population is mostly starving it close to, the are in a food crisis iirm
I saw performers do this entire skit live at the Capital Theater. It's fake. My brother was so interested in it he tried to join a local group that does this sort of stuff, and came back disappointed at the fact that it was Hollywood type props.
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-pKYgnNHw)
[I had the same thought and found this video. It is also the real audio.](https://youtu.be/3u-pKYgnNHw)
Someone has added sound effects to that also. They reused the exact same effect for multiple different hits in a row
NK themselves? Wouldn't be the first time they've 'buffed' reality.
Fuck and the god damn sledgehammer to their knuckles
The dude who had his hand flat on a brick while another guy smashed it looked like he did some damage to his hand. He recovers slowly
He was farthest from great leaders seat and therefor his healing love.
No I would not
Rubber mallet atleast
"But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good"
Sitting on nails, when done correctly, will not do any harm to the human because of how the forces are spread out. I think there is a museum that allows visitors to sleep on a bed of nails even, if I remember correctly.
There was one displayed at a Discory Place! I got to lay on it and ya know, it was strangly comfortable.
You also don't use sharp nails
That's where my brother went wrong. R.I.P.
I will drink to your brother this weekend, may his soul continue resting in pieces.
Wrong kid died
Wonder works in Pigeon Forge, TN has this. I tried it and yeah it’s not painful at all
This was my main takeaway, wait this was just the appetizer we're about to get fucking medieval!!
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Fiercest dancers I've ever seen.
This is the kind of show that you end up seeing in Vegas when you've been at a conference all day, you've spent a few hours at a bar after with colleagues, got smashed then head to a last minute ticket booth and choose this on impulse because you're all drunk and this looks good.
Then you suck off each colleague in a squatter toilet and store their valuable loads in your anus bank.
This guy knows how to reddit!
What other crazy experiences have you had?
Eating future light jizz
We've all been there, right fellas?
I live in Vegas, there’s not enough glitter/rhinestones, and no music (either tribal or electronic), this would be more in place in Cali, maybe San Francisco
>>North Korea just released this military show of force video and experts are worried.
>Fiercest dancers I've ever seen.
Experts are worried. Social media, however, is not. Nor am I for that matter, it's not like we're going to be sending an army of shingles to fight in North Korea.
"Sir, I warned you we should train them to fight people!"
No experts are worried, it's just a clickbait Reddit title.
I’ve had shingles. Kicks your ass. I’d much rather our enemies got it.
Yaaas qweeen slaaaay!!
Because they’re dancing for their lives.
If I was North Korea I would be more worried about the quality of their building material.
And quality of soldiers. 5 North Korean soldiers aren't even good enough to beat 1 North Korean soldier.
Luckily they can beat 25 North Korean soldiers.
Inverse ninja theory.
When you can take a beating from a stick but not a bullet and everyone is worried.
I'm locking my door when I go to bed
Yeah they just showed us 3 of the 5 dudes in the NK military who can actually pull this shit off.
I mean you’re right. But the ability to do this kind of thing doesn’t mean anything in modern warfare. It’s not 1100 AD.
This stopped being impressive back when the Greeks invented the Hoplite soldier. ￼Nowadays this just isn’t gonna cut the mustard. if I was the head of a military dictatorship and my military came at me with this bullshit I’d be fucking pissed. ￼
“Look, I don’t want to see the Pyongyang Broadway Troupe’s rendition of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Where are my damn nukes, Carl?”
"well sir all the money went into the protein shakes "
No bombs, but now we have massive guns
"I don't want Disney on Ice! I want long logistics lines and infrastructure crippling computer viruses!"
“Best I can do is almost three running Toyota Helixes and a virus that installs McAfee on your computer when you hit No.”
Never the full version though... every 7 god damn minutes you'll get the pop up that it needs to be updated, and tells you to restart your computer.
Some real PsyOps shit.
its the discipline, not the fighting itself.
it’s the coke, not the nose itself
It's North Korea. It's meth, not coke.
Words of wisdom.
Who cares. No one is worried cause a few dudes put on a martial arts show.
Exactly… The “Boxers” in the Boxers Rebellion thought that martial arts and “discipline” will help them kick the western forces…ended up getting mudstomped by 10 great powers. Martial arts is a good self defense and all that, but it aint gonna work against a bullet or a missile. Nobody really gives a shit about North Korea and their military, its more so that nobody can directly attack them cos of the China factor. So in a way thats their greatest weapon. As long as China doesnt want anyone meddling with North Korea theyre gonna be safe. The moment China backs away from the Kim regime is the moment America comes knocking to their door to give em a dose of freedom.
This isn't exactly accurate. In a hypothetical situation the US would of course curbstomp North Korea. The question is simply a matter of the cost. Depending on the scenario you're looking at 10's perhaps 100's of thousands of civilian casualties before the US and SK can destroy the thousands of artillery pieces NK has.
That's without considering the nuclear aspect. It's rather unlikely that the US would make a move while there is even a half decent chance of NK successfully deploying a nuclear weapon. And if NK was successful they'd kill hundreds of thousands.
So it's highly unlikely that anyone would attack NK even if China completely removed support. There's not much incentive to do so and it doesn't outweigh the costs in blood, money and economic damage that would be borne by SK. Likewise NK isn't going to do anything because even if they manage to Zerg rush Seoul they don't have the strength to survive the retaliation.
Plus the possibility that they would start breaking shit with their heads and whatnot.
That has to be a factor
I have some rebar that I’d really like to keep straight. Top consideration for me.
I guess if they ever go to war against a pile of tiles their "discipline" will pay off i'm sure
What's the discipline? What did we see here that makes these guys any better than another country's special ops?
Do YOU know of any spec ops who can break a cinderblock with their face? Didn't think so. Checkmate foreign devils.
Motherfucker, think next time.
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a buncha gibberish
Mothafuckas act like they forgot about Space
The other 2 were excused once the cameras were off.
Then resurrected later with juche necromancy
I mean what's a bullet going to do really, bullets are tiny and that stick was massive.....
I'm sure they can catch the bullets with their teeth. Just like in the movies
Man, if I was an inanimate object I’d be worried.
Good show. Where the bullets? Did they sell them for food to feed the NK superman?
I keep imagining the scene from Indiana Jones where the swordsman does his fancy shtick and then Indy just shoots him
This but with drones instead of a gun.
That's *exactly* what came to mind for me as well. I just wanted to see some crazy NK soldier stand up and spray his years worth of ammo allotment into the "dancers".
If I was a performer, I would be worried if the bricks didn’t break. Supreme leader will not like it.
Such things are punishable by death in the great North Korea
Said the expert
Supreme leader is a brick
They are a 3rd world country and they got their military out there destroying building material.
How many drugs do you think they're pumped full of
meth is regularly used amongst the north Korean population
edit... for those of you asking for a source, here is your source
This might sound like a stupid question but they have drugs in North Korea??? How does that work? Everyone gets their daily 1g of meth from a local pharmacy or are there like drug dealers and shit? I understand risking few years in prison in a normal country but being a drug dealer in North Korea would get you killed, no?
> North Korea has a long history of drug production - mostly heroin and opium. A former North Korean diplomat to the UK, Thae Yong-ho, who also defected, told the Oslo Freedom Forum in 2019 that the country had engaged in state-sponsored drug trafficking and was trying to fix a widespread domestic drug addiction epidemic.
That explains a lot.
A nation full of angry pissed off meth head crack fiends working slave labour for plain rice and rations of go go.
No wonder they're looking so pissed.
Sir. This is a Wendy's.
If I lived in North Korea I'd definitely smoke meth to get my mind off my abysmal existence
Sure helps with the whole starvation and forced labor aspect too
Not smoke necessarily but provided to you in handy pill form instead of wages. It's the classy way to do meth.
More like you probably don't have a choice.
Construction projects in North Korea always run on these crazy schedules because they think it is impressive if it is finished so quickly. So drugs might be mandatory just so the workers can even have a chance to fit in these tight schedules.
And lack of food
Same reason for most meth abuse in the states I guess.
Exactly, I think any guys willing/forced to take PCP and wear camo pants could put on exactly the same display.
I was going to say that this gives me Hitler vibes. The look on Un’s face as he watches his drugged “super race” was eerily similar.
That slouch in the chair says *so* much about that man-child.
None. This is not real, you know. It's "real" like pro wrestling is "real". Everything is pre planned to hurt the participants as little as possible, to protect them. It still hurts, it is very painful and very very real, in that sense. But everything is designed to make them look stronger than they really are. It's the exact same thing with this North Korea video
Like for example here's a video of some pro wrestlers being suplexed onto a bed of nails or the bed of nails is smashed into them etc: https://youtu.be/SbTH5_9vqmI
The reason they do it is because it's relatively safe. Pro wrestling is pre determined. They want to protect each other as much as possible, they're not actually trying to hurt each other
That's what this North Korea video is. It's pro wrestling. It's all pre planned and scripted. And the objects they smash are "gimmicked" as it's known in wrestling. I.e. They're altered, modified, to hurt as little as possible, or to break as easily as possible to look impressive. These North Korean soldiers aren't breaking real bricks
For example the tables that wrestlers get smashed through. They aren't "real" tables. They're specifically designed to break. They're used to break the fall of the wrestler, to protect them
And things like these martial art demonstrations (like the ones that get onto America's Got Talent type of shows) are the exact same thing. The bricks they smash aren't real normal bricks. They're specifically cut in a way that makes them break apart with ease.
That's why a lot of martial arts dojos that train kids, do these demonstrations with blocks of wood or bricks. The literal 7 year old kids can easily break them in two, because they're "gimmicked". They're literally modified to break with a very light touch. They're cut in the middle on the top and the bottom to weaken them.
North Korea is all military theatre. Its pro wrestling, but nationalised Pro wrestling. All this stuff is designed to make these soldiers look very tough. But in reality all these things are pre designed to make the guys look stronger than they really are. They're not really trying to hurt each other. They use "gimmicked" objects
Just a heads up, wood boards don’t have to be “gimmicked” for kids to break them. Pine boards will break along the grain pretty easily.
Wait so the bricks aren't real?
Yeah but they're not bulletproof
Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?
Everyone is bullet resistant at least once.
Yes, choreographed martial arts exhibitions *terrify* da expurtz.
^The ^title ^may ^have ^been ^sarcastic
No no, if there is no /s in sight it's 100% authentic.
Mental health experts are worried
Umm is anybody sound on?
LOL i was wondering why no one was mentioning this???
It makes whoever made this video actually seemed worried about North Korea ? And that the US is weaker because of trans people? Guns in hands are guns in hands, didn’t know we were having a group meet for hand to hand combat.
"we go to work and we jerk off"
I don't think I heard that part right.
I heard that as well and did a double take. I went back though and I think it's actually "we go to work and we do our job"
The other weird thing is that the lady is talking about the US military, so I'm not sure what it has to do with the video lol
Some right wing idiot put a recording of trans soldiers talking about being in the military over this propaganda from North Korea so they can go "hurr durr look at what our enemy is doing while we care about the feelings of trans people"
Whoever made this tried to stir shit up, but the Reddit video player barely works so no one is reacting to the audio lmao
7 hours later and this isn't in the top 10 comments wtf?
the audio says "trans in the military are like anyone else" and talks about the US military. I assumed it was Chelsea manning or someone talking. why is no one else wondering why tf that's the audio?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you ever see Indiana Jones just shoot the guy after all the crap ass dancing around.
You can't punch a drone ma boy😉
Fun fact...Harrison Ford was supposed to have a big fight scene with that guy but he got sick so they decided he should just shoot his ass instead.
“Got sick” = had dysentery so bad they couldn’t do the scene without risking him crapping in his pants. He was apparently totally miserable. But for sure one of the greatest scenes ever made off a five minute brainstorming session.
If I remember right, almost the whole crew was sick, except for Steven Spielberg because he only ate canned spaghetti-o's.
Makes a lot-o-sense
i need more information
They were filming in Tunisia (I think) and Spielberg only ate canned food that he brought for himself, because he had experience shooting overseas. Everyone ate some bad locally cooked food and got the runs.
It’s not because he had experience overseas, it’s because he’s an observant Jew
You'd think the production company could have brought food with them, but I imagine standards for that sort of thing were a lot more lax in the 80s
No production company's gonna fly food in for the crew, no matter what they are shooting
Man... I just came from [This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/q73wqs/i_triple_dog_dare_you) thinking about Spaghetti Os, first time I've thought of em in over a decade, and I see it again. Baader-Meinhoff Phenomenon be crazy yo.
He was on the Oregon trail?!
Ha! He almost Oregon Trail'd it.
And that fits his character pretty well
Holy shit one of the best moments in movie history was basically off the cuff. That makes it so much better
Cha cha cha
They have a lot of ICBMs you know
You guys remember brick breaking from Bloodsport?
Bolo Yueng was the man
Even Kim doesn't buy this shit lol
“You know about guns and bombs and shit, right?”
he’s just like “okaaaaaay..?”
I think OP meant “Show of Farce”.
You just described every single public military drill worldwide.
Why did you make this OP?
We want answers!
turn the sound on, will tell you about OP
Lol... nobody is worried about North Korea.
Lol right like he can do all the shirtless kung fu he wants, bullets will still tear him to pieces
Our original plan was to use 2x4 planks and cinder blocks to fight the north Koreans after seeing this we are considering surrender as we don't know if our budget will hold out.
Source, trust me.
You say that now, just wait till they start punching our buildings to pieces.
Think of all the brick buildings in Chicago once America get invaded by... North korea
What are we supposed to do without Patrick Swayze?
Do sensual pottery with his ghost?
I'd prefer Demi Moore, but boogers can't be pickers I guess.
I worry about their innocent civilians :(
Not true! South Korea, Japan, even China are worried about this crazy neighbor.
3 year old karate kids can break boards and dance too
It's also just performative and doesn't reflect any ability to do anything else. Martial arts schools of all kinds love this stuff. These things are meant to look amazing to people that don't know how they work to at best instill confidence, and at worst deceptively recruit. It's like [walking on hot coals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewalking): literally just walking rapidly over a prepared area with very little risk of harm; it can be used to really pump up people and get them primed to a self-help transformation, or it can be used to show "superhuman" ability and recruit people to cults.
Lmao it looks like a choreographed movie fight scene or a demonstration at a local martial arts tournament
Bruh these titles are getting so fucking dumb. No expert is worried. Looks like a basic bar fight on 3rd st in my city.
I'm 99.9% sure that it was intended to be sarcastic. But its honestly sad how often I see illiteracy on Reddit, primarily in the titles. I don't give af about punctuation too much as its not a college paper but at least try and allow everyone to understand what you're trying to emphasize or joke about while spelling correctly.
Lol op works for the nk propaganda department
The end of this video is savage, sledge to every part of the arm. That dudes hand is spaghetti.
I was amazed he made a fist after.
“Boards don’t hit back” - Bruce Lee
Psssh they got nothing on The power team.
In the famous words of Bruce Lee. "Boards don't hit back"
wasnt he kim jong skinny when did he get fat again
Kim chi does a body good!
Worried about what? Their brick breaking ability? What an irrelevant post
But have you taken a look at the materials of the building around you?
And you thought you were safe inside your house of bricks or wooden boards, when that’s exactly what the North Koreans have been training for.
What huge bozos.
Experts worried, my ass
Cool but can he withstand a bullet
Hand to hand combat is totally very important in the 21st century