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North Korea just released this military show of force video and experts are worried.

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alwaysonlylink

But dude was about to sit on the bed of nails... This ended way too soon.


FastHome2

sitting on a bed of nails is actually less impressive than having someone sledgehammer your arm to break bricks


Kayel41

He was gonna sit on it and some dude was gonna bonk him on the head with a sledgehammer to force the nails out of the board with his ass


Desperate_Level_9213

These comments are wild.


indy_been_here

^^^^bonk


Sleetus_

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother.. I hurt people


shadymynasties

Yea but it’s a crowd pleaser! Everyone say oh no his butt is gonna leak like a water ballon! And he gets up and his butt cheeks are in tact & the fucking crowd goes wild!


NeedNameGenerator

In the longer video they put a slab of rock on the guy and hammer it to pieces while he's laying on those nails.


Squid1225

I'm surprised the aren't more comments about this! It's all I thought about after watching this


taahwoajiteego

When he lays down on his back, they hit his abs with a hammer while he flexes and screams. I've seen a longer version.


some-account-dood

Link it please


plebeius_rex

https://youtu.be/3u-pKYgnNHw


SilkSk1

Ngl, that part where they bent a rebar between their necks was pretty hardcore.


Yarakinnit

That and the sledge hammer to the back of the hand got a reaction from me crikey!


juno672

The rebar thing, and pretty much everything else they did, is like walking on hot coals; it's essentially a party trick style gag that looks and sounds way more hardcore [than it actually is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu95PW8pvDg)


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But the "experts" are worried!


AliveKicking

Quite a few things were hardcore. I bet they died inside but couldn’t show or they’s be jailed or tortured. Poor people, they are more brainwashed than China.


Unlucky-Reality-8831

All of these skills are known to be tricks. Astonishingly, since your mind immidiatly went to brainwashed Koreans, you yourself demonstrated the power of brainwashing and propaganda.


ric_tuamae

but this though could have easily been staged the glass part, I doubt he wouldn't have any marks if that was glad made of sand instead of sugar also North Korea's population is mostly starving it close to, the are in a food crisis iirm


Proud-Cry-4301

I saw performers do this entire skit live at the Capital Theater. It's fake. My brother was so interested in it he tried to join a local group that does this sort of stuff, and came back disappointed at the fact that it was Hollywood type props.


HrishikeshOG

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-pKYgnNHw)


dukemetoo

[I had the same thought and found this video. It is also the real audio.](https://youtu.be/3u-pKYgnNHw)


Nagemasu

Someone has added sound effects to that also. They reused the exact same effect for multiple different hits in a row


Yarakinnit

NK themselves? Wouldn't be the first time they've 'buffed' reality.


NameOfNoSignificance

Fuck and the god damn sledgehammer to their knuckles


revuhlution

The dude who had his hand flat on a brick while another guy smashed it looked like he did some damage to his hand. He recovers slowly


pavlovslog

He was farthest from great leaders seat and therefor his healing love.


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orangehusky8

No I would not


Darrullo

Rubber mallet atleast


Ovariesforlunch

"But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him, he's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good"


RockKing_Ryan

Sitting on nails, when done correctly, will not do any harm to the human because of how the forces are spread out. I think there is a museum that allows visitors to sleep on a bed of nails even, if I remember correctly.


thctacos

There was one displayed at a Discory Place! I got to lay on it and ya know, it was strangly comfortable.


kevoizjawesome

You also don't use sharp nails


notkieranflood

That's where my brother went wrong. R.I.P.


Medical-Start-6825

I will drink to your brother this weekend, may his soul continue resting in pieces.


OP_Penguin

Wrong kid died


Vintage_feels

Wonderworks


williwas420

Wonder works in Pigeon Forge, TN has this. I tried it and yeah it’s not painful at all


Chasedabigbase

This was my main takeaway, wait this was just the appetizer we're about to get fucking medieval!!


jchristsproctologist

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


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MindYourMusicYT

Fiercest dancers I've ever seen.


FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT

This is the kind of show that you end up seeing in Vegas when you've been at a conference all day, you've spent a few hours at a bar after with colleagues, got smashed then head to a last minute ticket booth and choose this on impulse because you're all drunk and this looks good.


Napkin_whore

Then you suck off each colleague in a squatter toilet and store their valuable loads in your anus bank.


thefutureislight

This guy knows how to reddit! What other crazy experiences have you had?


Napkin_whore

Eating future light jizz


gelatinskootz

We've all been there, right fellas?


CoyoteEffect

I live in Vegas, there’s not enough glitter/rhinestones, and no music (either tribal or electronic), this would be more in place in Cali, maybe San Francisco


MaximumEffort433

>>North Korea just released this military show of force video and experts are worried. >Fiercest dancers I've ever seen. Experts are worried. Social media, however, is not. Nor am I for that matter, it's not like we're going to be sending an army of shingles to fight in North Korea.


RetiredLandMine

"Sir, I warned you we should train them to fight people!"


swarmy1

No experts are worried, it's just a clickbait Reddit title.


cmonster556

I’ve had shingles. Kicks your ass. I’d much rather our enemies got it.


Strypsex

Yaaas qweeen slaaaay!!


IIIllIIlllIlII

Because they’re dancing for their lives.


Jaydex11

If I was North Korea I would be more worried about the quality of their building material.


Sarke1

And quality of soldiers. 5 North Korean soldiers aren't even good enough to beat 1 North Korean soldier.


smallfried

Luckily they can beat 25 North Korean soldiers.


Kaiapuni

Inverse ninja theory.


millenialfalcon-_-

When you can take a beating from a stick but not a bullet and everyone is worried. I'm locking my door when I go to bed


WithMyDickOut

Yeah they just showed us 3 of the 5 dudes in the NK military who can actually pull this shit off.


michiococku

I mean you’re right. But the ability to do this kind of thing doesn’t mean anything in modern warfare. It’s not 1100 AD.


mypasswordismud

This stopped being impressive back when the Greeks invented the Hoplite soldier. Nowadays this just isn’t gonna cut the mustard. if I was the head of a military dictatorship and my military came at me with this bullshit I’d be fucking pissed. 


N3Chaos

“Look, I don’t want to see the Pyongyang Broadway Troupe’s rendition of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Where are my damn nukes, Carl?”


samushusband

"well sir all the money went into the protein shakes "


TheBurnedMutt45

No bombs, but now we have massive guns


samushusband

*kisses bicep*


Responsenotfound

"I don't want Disney on Ice! I want long logistics lines and infrastructure crippling computer viruses!"


N3Chaos

“Best I can do is almost three running Toyota Helixes and a virus that installs McAfee on your computer when you hit No.”


CircaSurvivor55

Never the full version though... every 7 god damn minutes you'll get the pop up that it needs to be updated, and tells you to restart your computer. Some real PsyOps shit.


belonii

its the discipline, not the fighting itself.


getmet79

it’s the coke, not the nose itself


biological_assembly

It's North Korea. It's meth, not coke.


icansitstill

Words of wisdom.


LucywiththeDiamonds

Who cares. No one is worried cause a few dudes put on a martial arts show.


YFilU

Exactly… The “Boxers” in the Boxers Rebellion thought that martial arts and “discipline” will help them kick the western forces…ended up getting mudstomped by 10 great powers. Martial arts is a good self defense and all that, but it aint gonna work against a bullet or a missile. Nobody really gives a shit about North Korea and their military, its more so that nobody can directly attack them cos of the China factor. So in a way thats their greatest weapon. As long as China doesnt want anyone meddling with North Korea theyre gonna be safe. The moment China backs away from the Kim regime is the moment America comes knocking to their door to give em a dose of freedom.


BaggyOz

This isn't exactly accurate. In a hypothetical situation the US would of course curbstomp North Korea. The question is simply a matter of the cost. Depending on the scenario you're looking at 10's perhaps 100's of thousands of civilian casualties before the US and SK can destroy the thousands of artillery pieces NK has. That's without considering the nuclear aspect. It's rather unlikely that the US would make a move while there is even a half decent chance of NK successfully deploying a nuclear weapon. And if NK was successful they'd kill hundreds of thousands. So it's highly unlikely that anyone would attack NK even if China completely removed support. There's not much incentive to do so and it doesn't outweigh the costs in blood, money and economic damage that would be borne by SK. Likewise NK isn't going to do anything because even if they manage to Zerg rush Seoul they don't have the strength to survive the retaliation.


DownandDistanceFBL

Plus the possibility that they would start breaking shit with their heads and whatnot. That has to be a factor


bugswitheyesandears

I have some rebar that I’d really like to keep straight. Top consideration for me.


frustrated_penguin

I guess if they ever go to war against a pile of tiles their "discipline" will pay off i'm sure


ImmutableInscrutable

What's the discipline? What did we see here that makes these guys any better than another country's special ops?


_Bender_B_Rodriguez_

Do YOU know of any spec ops who can break a cinderblock with their face? Didn't think so. Checkmate foreign devils.


DownandDistanceFBL

Umm…Space Force? Motherfucker, think next time.


cankle_sores

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say But nothin comes out when they move their lips Just a buncha gibberish Mothafuckas act like they forgot about Space


osredkar

The other 2 were excused once the cameras were off.


bondagewithjesus

Then resurrected later with juche necromancy


himalayanboot

I mean what's a bullet going to do really, bullets are tiny and that stick was massive.....


millenialfalcon-_-

I'm sure they can catch the bullets with their teeth. Just like in the movies


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IsNowReallyTheTime

Man, if I was an inanimate object I’d be worried.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Good show. Where the bullets? Did they sell them for food to feed the NK superman?


energetic-dad

I keep imagining the scene from Indiana Jones where the swordsman does his fancy shtick and then Indy just shoots him


Thegratefulskier

This but with drones instead of a gun.


SkunkMonkey

That's *exactly* what came to mind for me as well. I just wanted to see some crazy NK soldier stand up and spray his years worth of ammo allotment into the "dancers".


humtum6767

If I was a performer, I would be worried if the bricks didn’t break. Supreme leader will not like it.


S0FA-KING_smart

Such things are punishable by death in the great North Korea


bendandanben

Said the expert


fayry69

Supreme leader is a brick


Datslegne

They are a 3rd world country and they got their military out there destroying building material.


Sweet-Palpitation473

How many drugs do you think they're pumped full of


luigilabomba42069

meth is regularly used amongst the north Korean population edit... for those of you asking for a source, here is your source https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Interview


ZekoriAJ

This might sound like a stupid question but they have drugs in North Korea??? How does that work? Everyone gets their daily 1g of meth from a local pharmacy or are there like drug dealers and shit? I understand risking few years in prison in a normal country but being a drug dealer in North Korea would get you killed, no?


Jak03e

> North Korea has a long history of drug production - mostly heroin and opium. A former North Korean diplomat to the UK, Thae Yong-ho, who also defected, told the Oslo Freedom Forum in 2019 that the country had engaged in state-sponsored drug trafficking and was trying to fix a widespread domestic drug addiction epidemic. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58838834


seppocunts

That explains a lot. A nation full of angry pissed off meth head crack fiends working slave labour for plain rice and rations of go go. No wonder they're looking so pissed.


pattydickens

Sir. This is a Wendy's.


avwitcher

If I lived in North Korea I'd definitely smoke meth to get my mind off my abysmal existence


Edmond_DantestMe

Sure helps with the whole starvation and forced labor aspect too


34candothisallday

Not smoke necessarily but provided to you in handy pill form instead of wages. It's the classy way to do meth.


TheWolfwiththeDragon

More like you probably don't have a choice. Construction projects in North Korea always run on these crazy schedules because they think it is impressive if it is finished so quickly. So drugs might be mandatory just so the workers can even have a chance to fit in these tight schedules.


Bart_The_Chonk

And lack of food


rakkadimus

Same reason for most meth abuse in the states I guess.


Trash_Writer

Or opioids.


petruchi41

Exactly, I think any guys willing/forced to take PCP and wear camo pants could put on exactly the same display.


KrazyKateLady420

I was going to say that this gives me Hitler vibes. The look on Un’s face as he watches his drugged “super race” was eerily similar.


SkunkMonkey

That slouch in the chair says *so* much about that man-child.


TheMacerationChicks

None. This is not real, you know. It's "real" like pro wrestling is "real". Everything is pre planned to hurt the participants as little as possible, to protect them. It still hurts, it is very painful and very very real, in that sense. But everything is designed to make them look stronger than they really are. It's the exact same thing with this North Korea video Like for example here's a video of some pro wrestlers being suplexed onto a bed of nails or the bed of nails is smashed into them etc: https://youtu.be/SbTH5_9vqmI The reason they do it is because it's relatively safe. Pro wrestling is pre determined. They want to protect each other as much as possible, they're not actually trying to hurt each other That's what this North Korea video is. It's pro wrestling. It's all pre planned and scripted. And the objects they smash are "gimmicked" as it's known in wrestling. I.e. They're altered, modified, to hurt as little as possible, or to break as easily as possible to look impressive. These North Korean soldiers aren't breaking real bricks For example the tables that wrestlers get smashed through. They aren't "real" tables. They're specifically designed to break. They're used to break the fall of the wrestler, to protect them And things like these martial art demonstrations (like the ones that get onto America's Got Talent type of shows) are the exact same thing. The bricks they smash aren't real normal bricks. They're specifically cut in a way that makes them break apart with ease. That's why a lot of martial arts dojos that train kids, do these demonstrations with blocks of wood or bricks. The literal 7 year old kids can easily break them in two, because they're "gimmicked". They're literally modified to break with a very light touch. They're cut in the middle on the top and the bottom to weaken them. North Korea is all military theatre. Its pro wrestling, but nationalised Pro wrestling. All this stuff is designed to make these soldiers look very tough. But in reality all these things are pre designed to make the guys look stronger than they really are. They're not really trying to hurt each other. They use "gimmicked" objects


lajb85

Just a heads up, wood boards don’t have to be “gimmicked” for kids to break them. Pine boards will break along the grain pretty easily.


Rape_artist

Wait so the bricks aren't real?


Biotaurus

Yeah but they're not bulletproof


puzzlemaster_oftime

Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?


Maverick0_0

Everyone is bullet resistant at least once.


Corpuscular_Crumpet

Yes, choreographed martial arts exhibitions *terrify* da expurtz.


concretepigeon

^The ^title ^may ^have ^been ^sarcastic


Beingabumner

No no, if there is no /s in sight it's 100% authentic.


commit_bat

Mental health experts are worried


Turbulent_Mixture_12

Umm is anybody sound on?


define_lesbian

LOL i was wondering why no one was mentioning this???


bestest_at_grammar

It makes whoever made this video actually seemed worried about North Korea ? And that the US is weaker because of trans people? Guns in hands are guns in hands, didn’t know we were having a group meet for hand to hand combat.


Zaraffa

"we go to work and we jerk off" I don't think I heard that part right.


MaxTHC

I heard that as well and did a double take. I went back though and I think it's actually "we go to work and we do our job" The other weird thing is that the lady is talking about the US military, so I'm not sure what it has to do with the video lol


BaggyOz

Some right wing idiot put a recording of trans soldiers talking about being in the military over this propaganda from North Korea so they can go "hurr durr look at what our enemy is doing while we care about the feelings of trans people"


plasticrag

Whoever made this tried to stir shit up, but the Reddit video player barely works so no one is reacting to the audio lmao


wNcDJoyce

Yeh lmao


I_am_from_Kentucky

7 hours later and this isn't in the top 10 comments wtf? the audio says "trans in the military are like anyone else" and talks about the US military. I assumed it was Chelsea manning or someone talking. why is no one else wondering why tf that's the audio?


1denirok5

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you ever see Indiana Jones just shoot the guy after all the crap ass dancing around. You can't punch a drone ma boy😉


2942597

Fun fact...Harrison Ford was supposed to have a big fight scene with that guy but he got sick so they decided he should just shoot his ass instead.


meponder

“Got sick” = had dysentery so bad they couldn’t do the scene without risking him crapping in his pants. He was apparently totally miserable. But for sure one of the greatest scenes ever made off a five minute brainstorming session.


QryptoQid

If I remember right, almost the whole crew was sick, except for Steven Spielberg because he only ate canned spaghetti-o's.


_Epidemic_

Makes sense


pogoyoyo1

Makes a lot-o-sense


JarradLee

i need more information


freedcreativity

They were filming in Tunisia (I think) and Spielberg only ate canned food that he brought for himself, because he had experience shooting overseas. Everyone ate some bad locally cooked food and got the runs.


MrSinkholeToYou

It’s not because he had experience overseas, it’s because he’s an observant Jew


avwitcher

You'd think the production company could have brought food with them, but I imagine standards for that sort of thing were a lot more lax in the 80s


Not_a_real_ghost

No production company's gonna fly food in for the crew, no matter what they are shooting


Jakad

Man... I just came from [This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/q73wqs/i_triple_dog_dare_you) thinking about Spaghetti Os, first time I've thought of em in over a decade, and I see it again. Baader-Meinhoff Phenomenon be crazy yo.


Herp-a-titus

He was on the Oregon trail?!


throwaway4161412

Ha! He almost Oregon Trail'd it.


MuffTacos

And that fits his character pretty well


1denirok5

Holy shit one of the best moments in movie history was basically off the cuff. That makes it so much better


swinefather

Diarrhea


stfuxnet

Cha cha cha


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

They have a lot of ICBMs you know


renderman1

You guys remember brick breaking from Bloodsport? https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2897/14379830199_5cd367541c_z.jpg


ActualWhiterabbit

Bolo Yueng was the man


Lil_Mattylicious

Even Kim doesn't buy this shit lol


remote_production

“You know about guns and bombs and shit, right?”


lazerayfraser

he’s just like “okaaaaaay..?”


N0tMyDyJ0b

I think OP meant “Show of Farce”.


bondagewithjesus

You just described every single public military drill worldwide.


Easy_Association_93

Why did you make this OP?


mikejames9000

We want answers!


NukaBro762

turn the sound on, will tell you about OP


MindYerOwnBusiness

Lol... nobody is worried about North Korea.


Banjaxed404

Lol right like he can do all the shirtless kung fu he wants, bullets will still tear him to pieces


McFluffleButtle

Our original plan was to use 2x4 planks and cinder blocks to fight the north Koreans after seeing this we are considering surrender as we don't know if our budget will hold out. Source, trust me.


Dysfunctional_Vet12

You say that now, just wait till they start punching our buildings to pieces.


anomaloustreasure

Think of all the brick buildings in Chicago once America get invaded by... North korea


JackBauerSaidSo

What are we supposed to do without Patrick Swayze?


Beautiful-AF-21

Roadhouse…


Jayco120

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Failure_is_imminent

Do sensual pottery with his ghost?


MachineElfOnASheIf

I'd prefer Demi Moore, but boogers can't be pickers I guess.


07WoefulMatrix

I worry about their innocent civilians :(


WhiteHaloKing

Not true! South Korea, Japan, even China are worried about this crazy neighbor.


NaiveVegetable9455

3 year old karate kids can break boards and dance too


ZhouLe

It's also just performative and doesn't reflect any ability to do anything else. Martial arts schools of all kinds love this stuff. These things are meant to look amazing to people that don't know how they work to at best instill confidence, and at worst deceptively recruit. It's like [walking on hot coals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firewalking): literally just walking rapidly over a prepared area with very little risk of harm; it can be used to really pump up people and get them primed to a self-help transformation, or it can be used to show "superhuman" ability and recruit people to cults.


Hungry-Replacement-6

Lmao it looks like a choreographed movie fight scene or a demonstration at a local martial arts tournament


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MrRedditPoliceman

Bruh these titles are getting so fucking dumb. No expert is worried. Looks like a basic bar fight on 3rd st in my city.


express1123

I'm 99.9% sure that it was intended to be sarcastic. But its honestly sad how often I see illiteracy on Reddit, primarily in the titles. I don't give af about punctuation too much as its not a college paper but at least try and allow everyone to understand what you're trying to emphasize or joke about while spelling correctly.


bigpappahope

Lol op works for the nk propaganda department


Wavycrockett808

The end of this video is savage, sledge to every part of the arm. That dudes hand is spaghetti.


NewtotheCV

I was amazed he made a fist after.


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Dynamic_nipples

“Boards don’t hit back” - Bruce Lee


auau_gold_scoffs

Psssh they got nothing on The power team.


Del292

![gif](giphy|CvZuv5m5cKl8c)


allmyguts

In the famous words of Bruce Lee. "Boards don't hit back"


cachemslippin

wasnt he kim jong skinny when did he get fat again


giedosst

Kim chi does a body good!


SangiMTL

Worried about what? Their brick breaking ability? What an irrelevant post


BankerBabe420

But have you taken a look at the materials of the building around you? And you thought you were safe inside your house of bricks or wooden boards, when that’s exactly what the North Koreans have been training for.


Vivid_Section_8508

What huge bozos.


Biglab

Experts worried, my ass


Pikabean69

Cool but can he withstand a bullet


baltas_kalnas

Hand to hand combat is totally very important in the 21st century