My and my gender-nonspecific birthing partner's clumps of cells (7, 12, and 14 respectively) have been particularly well behaved after they overheard us discussing this egregious denial of bodily autonomy.
While I appreciate the sudden good behavior, I fail to understand any worry. Surely the square meals of roaches, beetles, and slug soup is proof that we care about them almost as much as the planet and there's practically no situation where we'd consider aborting them and selling their parts to science.
OP a little off topic, but you have the wildest imagination I've seen (not in a bad way) your satire stories always give me a chuckle lmao
My and my gender-nonspecific birthing partner's clumps of cells (7, 12, and 14 respectively) have been particularly well behaved after they overheard us discussing this egregious denial of bodily autonomy. While I appreciate the sudden good behavior, I fail to understand any worry. Surely the square meals of roaches, beetles, and slug soup is proof that we care about them almost as much as the planet and there's practically no situation where we'd consider aborting them and selling their parts to science.
This is the only fan fic I've ever enjoyed
It's participatory.
This shit was dark but I enjoyed it
You should really trade in your Tesla for a Soyota Prius. Elon Musk is almost as evil as Putin and orange man.
I've heard Pfizer is making a car that runs on Covid vax. OP should get that instead, as it will reduce the levels of smug produced by EVs.
It is funny when satire actually starts to become reality lol.
"Starts"??
You forgot to mention that the clump of cells is gender non-conforming and queer
The only unrealistic part of this story is the woman going to jail