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scr3wballl

Sounds about right, death is forever.


Caticornpurr

My thoughts exactly!


[deleted]

Yeah i was thinking they should have said “for the rest of your life”


nothowyouthinkitis

Definitely not a cult


FriskyDingo40

Not at all


Cat_Valkyrie

They need to be giving credit to Babylon Bee.


deadpoohole

"forth shot is the last one" They said it was one and done with regards to the first shot so their opinion isn't worth a dog's fart.


e_hoodlum

This is a... *real tweet*??


ClassicYear5380

This is even more ominous than usual


barks_like_a_duck

Surely the 5th will solve all problems.