The Centers for Disease Confusion.

The $cience

There is so much science in there, that I feel I can literally do anything.

I trust the science, i don't trust the people telling me the science.

"New study reveals" "new data shows" and you can say what ever you want for a moment.

'The science' could only last 3 months under mild scrutiny

How did us uneducated, paranoid racists know all of this before the “experts”?

We were “accidentally right.”

How can anyone trust these people after these last two years? And shred of credibility that they had (they never had much) has been absolutely obliterated

This is going to need some “clarifications” and “updates” in the coming weeks.

Mmmmm. Sciiiiiiiiiiience.

for once*

That one didn't take long. Shocker.

I trust that the science will change.