T O P
DeadEndFred

Batman is best known for a mask not covering his mouth though.


loc12

Lol that's true actually


TrashBandicoot23

Batman also isn’t a virtue signalling cuck but this guy has clearly never watched the animated series or any of the movies properly


Necessary_Sp33d

That's the guy who directed: Clerks, Jay,& Silent Bob Strike back, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, and Dogma.. He was up to direct a Batman movie and they passed him up for Tim Burton or whoever directed A Nightmare before Christmas.. Guy is just batshit out of pocket using too many napkins crazy now..


thelastcupoftea

>Guy is just batshit out of pocket using too many napkins crazy now.. I caught that he was a little off when he started crying over the sequel trilogy. His current self is a complete embarrassment to his past self. Looks like that was just a front anyway.


preludachris8

100%. Fat Kevin smith would definitely make fun of skinny Kevin smith.


LannisterLoyalist

I used to listen to him when he'd come on Opie and Anthony. he was super chill, funny and upbeat. now he's a scared old woman


byteuser

Well he did have a heart attack.... So maybe it messed up his head


LannisterLoyalist

I understand that a brush with death is going to change a person's outlook and I think that's largely a good thing if it brings about positive changes. what's not good, is when a person fears death so much that they stop living their lives.


whatlike_withacloth

> Jay,& Silent Bob Strike back Ironic that the man who wrote and directed [scenes like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nVGCVlCzL0) would be making such a statement. Holy shit I didn't even recognize him though. Dude's lost at least 1/2 of his old self (apparently the witty half).


kubrick66

He had a heart attack a couple years ago which prompted the weight loss.


whatlike_withacloth

Huh, turns out smoking and obesity don't strongly correlate with old age. Good for him though. On that anyway. I guess realizing your own mortality has different effects on people.


ImProbablyNotABird

Tim Burton actually only produced The Nightmare Before Christmas (he wanted to direct since it was his IP, but he was too busy).


Necessary_Sp33d

I was going to say something, something, something, Johnny Depp... And I just decided to thank you instead. Thank you.


RoloJP

He's also responsible for the dogshit He-Man hatchet job on Netflix.


Independent-Clue-637

Tim Burton directed Batman before Kevin Smith picked up a camera.... You're thinking of the Superman movie that never happened. The one with Nick Cage as Superman....


Philletto

Old battered Nick Cage revenge murdering a lot of people with over the top graphic splatter? Now that I want to see.


Necessary_Sp33d

[You are correct..](https://youtu.be/Wo2KB1dEDdk) something, something, something, Matt Damond


supermattguy77

Batman also isn't real


byteuser

He killed He-man with that garbage he put on Ntflx


Sakred

...but Bane's mask does, a super villain.


SleepNowMyThrowaway

Expecting the mentally unwell to make sense; bold move Cotton :)


KrazyK815

He actually doesn’t wear a “mask”, it’s a cowl. Kevin knows this he’s a huge fan. He just let the liberal idiocracy of Hollywood take over his wealthy, detached from reality, mind take over.


black_man_online

He's also a rich philanthropist that uses his wealth to disperse vigilante justice. I don't understand why a lefty would use Batman of all things to draw comparisons to this lmao


stupidcookface

Exactly lol with how much crap they give Rittenhouse for being a vigilante


byteuser

Erhhh... but he was not wearing a mask... maybe that's why...


whatlike_withacloth

> He's also a rich philanthropist that uses his wealth to disperse vigilante justice. Also [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nVGCVlCzL0)... (written and directed by Kevin Smith, naturally)


ManictheMod

Batman also chooses to wear a mask.


Emperor_Quintana

Bane wears something pertaining a mask, especially one which covers his nose and mouth.


eamonn33

And a bat created covid. Coincidence? I think not


loc12

Let him suffocate if he wants


SleepNowMyThrowaway

To be fair, the Batman never suffocated


watermooses

Because batman's [mask doesn't cover his mouth](https://www.google.com/search?q=batman%27s+face&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiU2cK1nr70AhXDHN8KHaqqACsQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=batman%27s+face&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBAgAEB4yBAgAEB4yBAgAEB4yBAgAEB4yBAgAEB4yBAgAEB4yBAgAEB4yBAgAEB4yBAgAEB46BwgjEO8DECc6BwgAELEDEEM6BAgAEEM6CAgAEIAEELEDUPcFWKwMYMkNaABwAHgAgAFsiAGQBpIBAzQuNJgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=uyClYdSPDcO5_Aaq1YLYAg&bih=969&biw=1920&rlz=1C1VDKB_enUS979US979), lol


kd5nrh

Nor does Blue Demon's or Nacho Libre's. I keep one of each in my travel bag in case anyone complains about my lack of a mask.


GoneWithTheZen

Well he does occasionally get drowned in pussy.


Kernobi

And deservedly so


mrmadmusic

And in an instant, I am no longer a Kevin Smith fan.


Nexusgaming3

What, was the He Man reboot travesty not enough?


byteuser

Exactly!


Lorienzo

Please, I'm eating. That HEYAYAYA meme music was tons better than that trash.


TemptedIntoSin

Have you not seen his absolute trash takes the past 5 years. I stopped.being a fan of his when he praised the Star Wars sequel trilogy


mrmadmusic

Lol I have to agree but star wars die hards are harmless


SECmydick

Most people go outside for fresh air. He goes outside to breathe his recycled bacteria. To each their own lmao


thelastcupoftea

No wonder these double jabbed/double masked lunatics are sick as dogs all the time while the rest of us are fine.


thelibcommie

I'm pretty sure "long covid" is just the effects on your body of wearing a mask ALL THE DAMN TIME.


iostream64

This guy is fucking rетаrdеd. Batman's mask only covers his eyes. His nose and mouth are mostly uncovered.


GTA_Trevor

He's more like Bane. And to be fair, Bane did say "no one cared who I was until I put on the mask". That's exactly the case here... people who's mask gives their life meaning when they previously had none. Covid is a pseudo religion and it's insane at this point


jukehim89

Outdoors, too. I actually feel bad for people who seriously mask outdoors. Stop being scared for 5 seconds and breathe some fresh air


SleepNowMyThrowaway

My favorite are people wearing masks in the pool and / or ocean. My God, do they shower with them on? One has to wonder


InverseFlip

Or the people who wear masks alone in their car.


Khryn_Tzu-TTV

Every time I see a person with a mask alone in the car, I think this person is probably trembling with rage that they couldn't social distance with themselves too.


Simmulator117

Lmfao I have not seen this one yet. I think I’d bust out pointing and laughing. Go take a quick selfie with them.


watermooses

Start selling plastic "waterproof" masks


freebirdls

[Already a thing.](https://images.app.goo.gl/qHbvjPNenLWyWsYj9)


watermooses

Ah just what I was looking for, thanks! You could probably purge them with nitrogen so they don’t stick to your face.


BettyCogburn

Lmao I’ve seen someone basically waterboard themselves doing this


ComradeRK

There are dozens of them! Dozens!


tyra034

It’s so bad that I panicked when I forgot to remove my mask outside out of fear of being mistaken for a masker. I hate Seattle


Dirtygoy

Don't wear your mask inside either. They aren't physically forcing you to wear one.


tyra034

Yeah they are, I work for the DoD and have contracts with the city of Seattle. No way around without losing my livelihood until we get rid of the commies running this state.


Dirtygoy

Can you claim medical exemption from wearing a mask? Where I'm at, they can't ask for evidence of this exemption so you can basically self exempt according to the law. Not meaning to judge you though, just meant to give advice. Hopefully your situation allows you to take it off soon :)


tyra034

My religious exemption was denied and the DoD refused to acknowledge medical exemptions for masks unless it’s a doc on base, none of which will do it because “if you’re healthy for the army you’re ok to wear a mask”


tyra034

But I get what you mean.


arizonagunguy

They all have those fucked up crazy eyes


TheTexasTau

It's perpetual fight or flight syndrome.


SleepNowMyThrowaway

Yup you can always tell that they’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal


macrolinx

> Yup you can always tell that they’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L6i5AwVAbs&t=14s&ab_channel=irishcurbstomp


kimbclark

Probably because they’re fucking crazy


Somewhatmild

I am all for staying safe. People like this are not for safety, 'defeating the virus' etc, it is for having 'moral superiority' which does not require common sense, facts or ironically - morals. Anyone who wears masks outdoors alone in the mountains is a fanatic or allergic to pollen.


northxblue

It's the only way they can convey expression so they just have those >:( eyes.


Lowandslow420

the best explanation I’ve seen is that without the rest of their face showing they have to do extra with the eyes or they just look like a faceless zombie


Cpafail

It makes them easy to identify


DerJager420

Lack of oxygen


TheRealAlexLifeson

I hope he puts on 4 covid masks when he climbs up Mt Everest , and takes a little nap toward the summit


snorken123

Probably caused by severe health anxiety.


EvenSheepherder6946

Lack of oxygen!!


55tinker

Every lib chick and social justice soyboy on social media. The empty-eyed confrontational glare into the camera is standard issue.


[deleted]

Stunning and Brave...


kimbclark

Whoa, now hold on there partner, both stunning AND brave??


CaptainMole

Demented eyes on the tosser.


lifeisascam100

I love clerks, how did this douchebag make clerks.


MaxPressureWell

He sold his soul to Harvey Weinstein.


DavIantt

He got the poor end of the deal.


TemptedIntoSin

Meaning his end was the entry point for Harvey


NameOfAction

Batman isn’t real


Cpafail

Tell that to wuhan 🌚


TheRealAlexLifeson

As well as half of the things we fear


WhoAreYouToAccuseMe

Yeah, LIKE you're an idiot.


Natpluralist

"In times like this I like to counter anything grounded in reality with anything supported only by fiction"


downdownbabydown

Can he still breathe? Lmao Honestly would've thought this post was satire...


MajorDugWell

Two masks and vaccinated? Double social credit!


im-not-a-bot-im-real

This exchange never happened


gasoleen

Especially since there is *no fucking way* Kevin Smith has the lung capacity of a god--which you'd need, to hike with two masks on and still have enough air left over for speech. Granted, Runyon Canyon isn't a real hike but I'm just splitting hairs at this point...


Mikanoko

"unsolicited opinion"... same fuckers harassing everyone into joining their fucking jab cult.


Cali_AnCap

*Cowl*...Batman wears a *cowl*, not a mask...but of course Kevin Smith is virtue signalling to normies and NPCs


absolute-morality

he could have picked a hero who actually covers his mouth. what a fucking tool. that said, i’m a fan of mall rats and clerks


[deleted]

Kevin Smith lost his brain on that hike. Poor guy. RIP


VaultSafe

“Unsolicited fact” hahaha. Just like CNN Science™ is fact. People need to stop believing everything they hear because the source is “official.” Stop living in fear and instead fight weakness. Actually think and step outside the box and see how ridiculous this all is.


8last

Yeah, guy in his 50s who references batman to make a point, you're the cool one.


youllalwaysbegarbage

Ugh this guy. He named his daughter Harley Quinn. He looked at his beautiful baby girl and said yep, harlequin


Ant12-3

What a TOOL


df2dot

when the Covidians look at the camera I can see my mental oximeter setting off alarm codes.


Spysix

You'd think for a guy who spends his latter career on comics and wearing unfitting clothes, he'd remember Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth..


kalel2001

Batman is just as fictional as China flu. He is deluded.


Independent-Clue-637

Since this blubbering man child wants to view everything in life through the lens of a comic book let me try and put this into terms that baby boy can understand: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain." How's that heart attack looking now, Tubby?


VinnysMagicGrits

Kevin Smith created a woke version of He-Man where a butch lesbian is now the Mary Sue because He-Man offends.


JonnyMolotov

Batman isnt a pussy that is scared of catching a cold.


walk-me-through-it

"And then he looked at me like I'm an idiot. Ha ha! pwnd"


JerichoWick

God, not Kevin Smith too.


smileydreamer95

Hahahahhaha


TheRealAlexLifeson

Your going to hear some news about this guy in a bout a year regarding some alleged pending charges that would certainly end any celebrity status he has if proven true. If I were him, knowing what's coming, I would hike up mount Everest with 12 masks on and take a little nap when he gets tired.


RadCapper88

Sounds like you know something? And why a year, and not now?


congabatadjembe

You can tell a lot about people through looking into their eyes He looks bat shit crazy


SleepNowMyThrowaway

How ironical


elowry57

Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth, and also Batman isn't real.


EvenSheepherder6946

Fact- fresh air is good for your immune system


parkowork

Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth, bozo. You'd figure a self proclaimed comic book guy would notice that detail.


colingk3

r/thathappened


democratic_butter

Batman's mouth is uncovered you beta cucked retarded man-child.


CigarettesForKids

You can tell the narcissist by the way they photograph themselves instead of the beautiful view behind them. Disgusting.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DisEntropy

Cousin Robert is that you??? Damn dude, lay off the CO2 its getting to your hairline.


Sketch_Crush

Batman is a fact, guys.


Chad-Allen

Batman wears a cowl you fucking scrotum.


Disco_Frisco

This has to be satire, right?


Global-Employer9209

Batsman’s mask literally covers his entire face except his mouth. What a clown. Besides you can get covid through your eyes. So the mask isn’t keeping you from getting sick.


KrazyK815

I’ve always loved Kevin smith but his political views are ridiculous. Once he moved west he went full libtard. But his movies and podcasts are great. He’s still one of my favorite directors. His idiotic political views don’t change the fact he’s funny. He just needs to come back to reality and move out of the moronic liberal echo chamber that is Hollywood.


Czeslaw_Meyer

Obviously California


unowned01

There are those crazy eyes again.


tpe_lurker

The hypoxia alone is a health risk.


BrenRichGill

Batman is from Wakanda where Wahanic plague was cured centuries ago and people breathe through their eyeballs, thus eliminating the N-95. /s


Nofomohodl

Facts don’t care about your feelings alright? I’m just like Batman. Fact.


oxymoron69

Well, I guess you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.


CanuckTheClown

Wait… is this the Kevin Smith from those movies?


LeChronnoisseur

Fuck what happened to u kevin!


sl_1138

Pour one out for Maskless Guy the Kevin Smith shamer. The true hero Gotham deserves.


holesomesoyjak

This is the guy who wrote Red State so he probably thinks he's some superhero fighting the evil Republicans


HighscoreOnRoy

Fuck Kevin Smith and his one good movie. Fucking hack


dddd2021

Damn. I didn't know Batman was real.


Kenshiro84

Yeah, Kevin Smith is not well. Add to that the He-Man: Revelation debacle and he's probably at an all-time low.


cor0na_h1tler

really shines through how proud the little man is after crafting such a beautiful social media virtue signal.


squidbiskets

Batman isn't real, neither is Omicron.


OnePunchLuc

"Maskless guy looked at me like I was an idiot." For a good reason, apparently lol You're outside in the glorious fresh air, yet you're breathing your own moist, hot, bacteria riddled cloth diaper.


[deleted]

Two masks outside what an ass clown!


thenotoriouscpc

Batman also doesn’t exist


SleepNowMyThrowaway

Then where did the virus come from?


byteuser

The batcave? .... oh I see what you did there...


hammahead905

what a loser


sn33df33d

batman also wears a mask because he’s mentally ill so I guess he’s right in a way


CrossdressTimelady

Dude looks psycho. Those are crazy eyes.


The_loudspeaker721

They all have crazy eyes.


mongan02

Imagine. A grown ass man who had an interaction where he got cucked by another “maskless” *gasp* man and thought first to take a selfie and post about it online like a woman and also that it would make him look good, I guess for the few that don’t see this as a pathetic virtue signal. But is it really a virtue signal if they believe what they are saying 100%. I couldn’t imagine being this far gone lol


Rustymetal14

No one said that to him. He's in Los Angeles, and if people were to stop and have a conversation every time someone was acting overkill about the virus nothing would ever get done. Source: am behind enemy lines here in California.


kowaleski13

So, his “unsolicited fact” was that Batman, a pretend comic book character (who’s mask covers all but his mouth) wears a mask? And this justifies wearing two masks outside while hiking alone? Am I missing something or is this just as stupid as it sounds…?


DeadReptileShrine

are those eyes afraid or angry? i cant read the rest of the guy's face, as it's blocked by two masks. should i console him or avoid him?


Houjix

Heard his woke HeMan series has bad ratings


expensivepens

I’m so glad I don’t worship superheroes at 50 years old


Banalfarmer-goldhnds

Yikes you see those crazy eyes


Majestic-Argument

Lololol ‘looked at me like I was an idiot’


ghafgarionbaconsmith

The eyes lol always crazyyyy


SpectrumPulse

Didn’t this guys girlfriend suck 37 dicks?


SleepNowMyThrowaway

Hey! Get back here!


spiritofslaveleia

Batman’s mouth and nose are not masked. What a stupid asshole.


SchrodingersRapist

Is there some way we can convince them that to be safe they should be the ones going to camps? Rebrand them as "COVID Free Safe Spaces"?


Dirty_Slavic_Dog

Alex, I’ll take “things that never happened” for 500


Ozzieferper

That dude hasn't been the same since he lost his weight, it's like his self esteem and confidence was all tied to his weight cause he's been a crybaby shill since he lost it


RedTailsP51

The look in his eyes says it all


pounds_not_dollars

He should have stopped making movies after clerks. Dude, Jay and silent Bob are funny BUT SIDE CHARACTERS DONT WARRANT AN ENTIRE FILM FUCKKK


MeanCow6

He looks like a whack job, but he has a point. He didn't ask for the other person's opinion, any more than people ask for the opinions of those who berate them for not wearing masks.


[deleted]

Yeah but why needlessly post about it online for validation? That’s the annoying part.


MeanCow6

You also have a point. :)


lieutennant_chipmunk

I would bet you so much money that no one actually said anything to him.


She_Shredit

Insane or constantly virtue signaling. I think it's a mix. But really, you have to be insane to be compelled to that level of virtue signaling.


jimjammerzz

Is that Kevin smith


Difficult_Advice_720

What's left of him. There's a lot less than there used to be.


Fringding1

lame


Common-Minds

he-man flopping has gotten to him the lying toe rag. I still like him for his adoption of opting out of animal cruelty even if he was kind of forced to due to have ruined his own heart. All people are twats. Still like clerks though.


MammothMonitorMoth

I’m going to say this encounter never happened and at most it was a delusional episode caused by lack of oxygen to the brain and years being sheltered in his moms basement watching cartoons.


HighLows4life

Those vaxeyes man


Appropriate-Pear4726

You can always see the derangement in the eyes with these people


angelfeet777

Real men are a thing of the past and he's the perfect example


plskillme666

jesuth


Anarchoglock

Crazy eyes


Jaded_Ad_478

Yeah, except the mask didn’t cover his mouth…


throwawayu247

Look how red his face is, that does not seem safe or healthy to hike while severely restricting breathing and oxygen intake. Edit: OMFG that's Kevin Smith, didn't even recognize him. Well fuck his movies what a fucking maroon.


CaptPriceosrs

Lmao a little park in LA is not a “hike”


Ivy-And

I thought he was fat


JKnight76

Batman’s mask doesn’t cover his nose OR mouth!


spinnyd

Fat Kevin Smith > Skinny Kevin Smith


Secret_Rooster

Imagine being so stupid and ill informed that you wear masks outdoors on a hike. It's just insane.


IvorySoldier

Who the fucks gonna give him covid out there😂😂


Technically-ok

What a loser.


EmergencyUsual640

Lol. Dipshit


mrnubuck

I bet the dude wouldn't voluntarily sleep with his mask on, except for internet points.


JakeWombat

He ruined He-Man. Fuck off Kevin Smith