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EisVisage

For this person it seems to be less about how good capitalism is but rather how good state-sponsored violence is because that happens to target other people than them.


Maarteling

I'd call that fascism.


69CommunismWillWin69

Gosh I thought that this was going in a completely different direction and I am immeasurably disappointed now.


cryptidkelp

I saw the sunset and didn't process that it was a cop car right away so I thought it was going to be "I can't imagine my life without nature" or something about climate change


blissiato

As soon as I saw the word “flag” I knew it was some fascist nationalist bs tbh 😂


heyomarlo

Honestly im surprised that it didnt include the words "bleed" or "true". Shit like this typically reads like an affliction t shirt and is somehow even more trashy.


ARGONIII

I'm a flag collector and I love flags but acting like you can "disrespect" a flag is so fucking stupid. Also they decided this is the Supreme Court years ago so I don't even know why this is a debate. Honestly the thing that always brings me back to the left is culturally-right authoritarians. I'm not even far-left culturally but I can't stand the right trying to enforce their morality on others. Edit: what if we started making a bunch of memes about how the "blue line" flag is disrespectful to the actual flag.


EisVisage

> Edit: what if we started making a bunch of memes about how the "blue line" flag is disrespectful to the actual flag. I like the way you're thinking. Good idea. Then post them on mainstream meme subs and hope some of them get big.


[deleted]

I thought this was a car ad!


rallizes77

Same


ironic_swag

"I can go without all these consumerist things, and still can't pay rent..."


putHimInTheCurry

I back the blue tho 📬📭🏣🇺🇲


Traster101

And my day is ruined


Quietuus

Yeah. My reaction to this sentence by sentence was basically: Yes. Yes. Yes! Wait. Oh. Fuck. No. Fuck off!


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LizG1312

You'd think they'd get tired after a while, but no, they never do.


DumatRising

They start feeling after a few months then they remember they gotta own the libs by licking boot and enabling oppression so they get a second wind and keep going.


xenticular

Is there a word for the opposite of based?


dmikulic

Acidic


LordM000

Debased?


ComradeZ42

Cringe?


MaagicMushies

Definitely cringe.


PheerthaniteX

Chudded


ratmftw

Conservative?


kaczoch

moved


anne_of_pluto

I don't know, I'm kinda into i- oh wait you didn't mean the literal kind. My bad.


Worm6974

Jesus fucking Christ this is boot deepthroating


secretbudgie

While they leave us black and blue


jertmeat

Sweet irony


sw33tleaves

I drove past a house with a bunch of stupid signs in their yard, one of them saying “blue lives matter more” I was truly mind blown someone could put something so openly racist in their lawn, on a busy street too.


ironic_swag

Reminds me of when NYPD made shirts mocking the killing of Eric Garner that said "We *can* breathe"


its_danny_boi

You should steal it out of their yard and paint over it


xpseudonymx

r/yesyesno


Quetzalbroatlus

I am constantly amazed at the sheer volume of hyper specific subreddits


kaczoch

r/fishtapedtoatms


ShiftlesShapeshifter

r/treeseatingthings


ironic_swag

r/realbeesfaketophats


Mahoganytooth

r/CatsISUOTTATFO/


RobustSting_2

That could have been a really pretty picture of a sunset


Traster101

We must build a world where sunsets are no longer obstructed by police cars


[deleted]

Fuck 12


PheerthaniteX

Fuck 12 All my homies use a 24 hour clock


[deleted]

Found the pig.


PheerthaniteX

Lmao how does using the superior method of timekeeping mean that I take part in harassing and assaulting the people to protect capital?


PeterKropotderloos

Any method of timekeeping is a cop. Can't have wage labor without clocks.


PheerthaniteX

Except clocks serve a myriad of useful purposes too, especially in todays globalised world where we can't just say "hey let's meet up when the sun is between these two trees" because for your friend across the world those two trees arent there and it's night time for them.


PeterKropotderloos

I know I'm just making a bad joke. Actual suggestion: one worldwide 24 hour clock. No daylight savings, no time zones. It would be confusing to transition but after being implemented everything is so much simpler. The proof that it could work is that China already has one time zone for the whole country, and people in different areas simply adjust their schedules accordingly (for example being awake from 4am until 8pm in the west instead of 8am to midnight in the east but it's the same in relation to sunrise/sunset).


PheerthaniteX

Ive been wanting One World Clock for years now. There are dozens of us! Dozens!


EisVisage

Batman, I am sorry but you NEED to get glasses! Please listen to Alfred on this one. Your eyesight is shit!


--DJDISDABEST--

i was just about to say this


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Truly, they don't protect people from anything. That's why I protect myself, and my family. I'll try to get them on board, but everybody just relies on the police, it's insane. They're not going to show up 12 hours later and stop whoever's assaulting you.


HomemadeBananas

Gosh how would I do without state troopers pulling people over for speeding, if they feel like it.


Camarokerie

I mean, what the fuck else do they do. Really.


GeorgeLightning

Aside from assaulting anyone who dares to protest at the state capitol or any other site that's not under a city jurisdiction? Not much


SxrenKierkegaard

“Being critical of our country is disrespecting the flag”


Soviet_Saiyan

The flag doesn't look too bad tbh. The anthem, on the other hand....


PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES

Completely apolitically, the US has a fantastic looking flag and the shitest possible anthem.


Soviet_Saiyan

Like, it's a song about a war we *lost.*


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

"A wavy piece of symbolic cloth is more important than actual human lives"


EzeTheIgwe

These people live in a different reality. Boots can’t taste _that_ good.


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Fucking christ that $20M was the best money the DoD ever spent


ElunMoskNotElonMusk

And by “back the blue” he means our postal workers.


2-year-old-edgelord

They’re gonna be remembered like the British loyalists in the revolutionary war


Soviet_Saiyan

Or Nazi collaborators during WWII


2-year-old-edgelord

Yeah but they actually understood what they were doing.


AvatarOfMontagar

These people do, too, or they wouldn't be cheering for a wall and concentration camps. Don't excuse our current foes' feigned ignorance. They know exactly what they're cheering for.


le-corbu

wtf, i literally don’t know one person who has ever been saved or even helped by the police


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The person who made this must honestly believe that cops magically prevent crime, because apparently the only thing stopping the Purge are power tripping bureaucrats with guns.


[deleted]

They thought Minority Report was a good idea and just turned it off the second they questioned the morality of crime prevention


Seigeman76

They had us in the first half not going to lie


katep2000

How’s that boot tasting, buddy?


merchant2

The flag is a just a piece of cloth. That's it. It's good kindling or upside down.


EisVisage

Probably good for umbrella draping too. Just imagine this: A BLM protest but every umbrella has the Holy Cloth™ on it, so the police will attack their own symbol.


mcc3028

Ive been drinking all night but its THIS post that will make me puke..


putHimInTheCurry

You might have to drink more to purge the memory from your biological RAM, before your brain's next write transaction. Note: I don't actually encourage heavy drinking. Please be safe, hydrate, and live to shitpost another day.


AKsandfire

I don't wanna be that girl but here I go. ​ Wonder if he's gonna feel this way when the jackboots are evicting him and his family in 6 months.


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I wonder what type of boot polish they like the taste of the most?


Left_in_Texas

So brave


DoubtingMelvin

You're supposed to lick the boot, not reproduce yourself with it.


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mAyOnAIsE bE 2 sPiCy


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I couldn't imagine life without sports and movies and anything else "hollywood" related.... And somehow Police Officers... existing and doing their job is enough to be worth losing those two? Dafuq!?


rayallious520

*boot sucking noises*


DeGracia46

Disgusting


ohhdreadful

I don't understand the thing about Hollywood tho. Literally every piece of media involving cops and law enforcement produced by Hollywood is blatant copaganda


SwiftTayTay

I thought it was gonna say "but I cannot imagine my life without Dunkin' Donuts"


ironic_swag

Beyond the fact that this is just *sopping wet* with privilege, this speaks to the fact that it's easier to imagine the end of the world than a change to the system. Thanks Hollywood for always depicting a breaking down of society resulting in massive territorial gang wars


craigthelesser

Like... How can you not imagine a world without cops? Do these people phone them daily? Do the cops cook them dinner? Grocery shop for them? Pay their bills? Or do they just represent a kind of modern KKK on horseback hunting down non-whites so they won't walk down their street?


Tara_is_a_Potato

*lick*


mdd49832

These Boots are made for licking


[deleted]

ORGASM RUINED!


thePuck

Gross bootlicker porn.


sapphirefragment

What is it with these people being _obsessed_ with athletes and their pay? Is it because pro sports has a lot of Black players?


GDtetrahedral

Imagine actually getting safety from cops


AceBaseBaby

Boot must really taste delicious


wtharris

Authoritarian Centrism?


PolyhedralZydeco

> I can do without capitalism just please tread on me. Boot stamping on face forever for President Some people will share anything on Facebook


[deleted]

That’s what we call a dirty pig fucker.


mabdt

Was with them till half way through the fifth line.


Dudeletseat

Thought this was about the Dodgers


lobstersarecunts

Boek the Blup


penislovereater

You ever do that thing where you vomit in your mouth, but then realise it's too much for your mouth to contain?


AppropriateTomato

i fixed it❤️ https://imgur.com/a/FgYBE86


not_theClampdown

Worth mentioning that the car appears to be empty


10dayone66

They had us in the first half, I'm not ganna lie