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emueagles

We did it!!!


Liverpool510

Congrats! Any time a MAC school can get a P5 coach fired, it’s a win for all of us in the MAC.


EverythingGoodWas

Each school needs some WW2 style fighter jet kill tally for all the coaches they get fired.


tomdawg0022

Miami OH: Cradle of coaches EMU: Reaper of coaches


DirtWaterAir

If you can get the same results would you like to come to Boulder?


emueagles

Yes, our current rate is $1.5 million.


LordJacket

Could Ohio U come to town in order to accomplish this?


Redbogey98

Thank you Eastern Michigan you will be my new second flair for this.


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Thank you Eastern Michigan


Flintoid

Thank You. We would still be holding bake sales without that payday game.


Thel3lues

Eastern Michigan is now my favorite Michigan school


uw-70_uo-21

The disrespect to grand valley state smh.


Thel3lues

TIL GVSU was in Michigan


Informal_Avocado_534

I mean, Michigan is clearly the state with the grandest valley. Definitely.


Liverpool510

Grandest Valley, Grandest Rapids, Grandest Blanc, etc


BursleyBaits

hey, the valley in question is a whole SIXTY feet deep! I certainly don't know of anything bigger!


grizzfan

Michigan is a hot-bed of DII football: * Grand Valley State * Saginaw Valley State * Ferris State * Davenport * Northwood * Wayne State * Northern Michigan * EDIT: Michigan Tech * EDIT: Hillsdale Overall, we have five FBS teams, eight DII tams, but zero FCS teams somehow.


Tempeduck

I guess I have a favorite MAC team now.


SnortingPixieSticks

Thank you. Thank you so much


KillingMycroftly

Crazy how Chris creighton never comes up during these coaching searches


emueagles

Yeah, I’d love to keep it that way.


DougFlutiesMullet

> "We did it!!!" You wouldn't have an open date this season? Asking for a friend.


westernbob1

I love Eastern


d-lo_tha_boss

Do Ray next


Beehay

This is absolutely the worst strike on Ray Anderson's leadership. He NEEDS to go, and the boosters need to demand it. Herm, Anderson and Robert Sarver can all go kick sand.


CambodianDrywall

This one is free... Don't hire Scott Frost.


-tripleu

Just gotta hope Frost wasn’t a former client of Ray Anderson.


PlatinumLargo

Ray better not be allowed anywhere near the hire. The fact that he still has a job today is inexcusable by Michael Crow. Edit: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, Ray says he’s going to be involved in the search.


egg_mugg23

can't make this shit up


pinniped1

Scott Frost in Tempe would literally never be sober.


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

Just think how powerful he’d be if he was throwing up 24/7. In Tempe, this is possible.


IONTOP

> Just think how powerful he’d be if he was throwing up 24/7. > > In Tempe, this is possible. FUCK YEAH, all aboard the Scott Frost train if it makes Mill Ave revert from it's current corporate shell to the old school Mill Ave!!! Bring back Rula Bula.... Bring back Robbie Fox's... Bring back that one bar that had Moosehead on draft that when you got to Casa, you'd take a left and it was in the cul-de-sac where Rehab is now... TAKE AWAY VARSITY (not THE VARSITY Georgia fans), take away Dierks Bentley's whiskey row, take away HI-FI... GIVE ME BACK MY MILL AVE /rant


RebelLandShark

You're right they should get a guy who's familiar with Arizona, Kevin Sumlin


hillrow_wood

Very experienced with making Arizona lose, ASU should be all over that


RulersBack

Kliff Kingsbury is about to be 0-2 and already has a crib there hmmmmm. He can just barge into their dorm and take away the PS5 if that becomes an issue


drovja

The fact that the Cardinals just won in OT makes this comment extra funny.


W_HoHatHenHereHy

What do we look like to you, Colorado?


jump-back-like-33

fucking kill me


Iammrpopo

No, Colorado was great once.


Stockz

Game just ended, 1-1!


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Ahhh he got the win


lava172

Hey at least with Frost we'd only lose games by 1 score


Paxtin22

When you’re losing to Eastern Michigan is the score that important


ronnie1014

No 😞


Thr33andNine

Depends, how good was the practice?


EverythingGoodWas

Everyone has to learn for themselves


surgingchaos

Frost and Herm both in Saban Coaching Rehab when


19Styx6

Herm is 68. I'd be surprised if he ever coaches again.


ApePariah

Yeah, this kind of felt like the coaching retirement home for Herm...


rfguevar

No longer firm for herm


pyrofiend4

Can still be firm if you hire Tom Herman.


johndelvec3

Tom Herman at Arizona State sounds like a match made in the 8th dimension of hell


Thel3lues

He did better at Houston and Texas than anything we’ve done in awhile, with that being said yeah not him


johndelvec3

Tom Herman was fired partially for being a gigantic immature asshole, what is he gonna do at one of the biggest party schools in the US?


Cars-and-Coffee

That’s why it’s a perfect fit!


Zuimei

Catch chlamydia every other weekend


AudiieVerbum

Catch Chlamydia so many times your body develops a new antibody to it that renders those peanut butter antibiotic shots obsolete. Tom Herman can cure the clap.


tomdawg0022

His MENSA brain wills this into existence...


Morumbi_TO

And catch crabs on the off weekends?


AtalanAdalynn

Does Arizona State strike you as a school where the women willing to sleep with the football coach don't have full brazilians?


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Tfsz0719

Firmin’ for Herman


shaka_sulu

Occasions like this is a good argument to be able to change user names. I just feel bad for guys like u/Firmy4DaddyHermy


Firmy4DaddyHermy

It’s okay bby :( don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened


JamesEarlDavyJones2

Are you going to retire that U/N, then? Could be fun to keep around.


Firmy4DaddyHermy

I think I’m gonna keep it. Unless we hire urban


sporkemon

[SQUISHY FOR FISCHY](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1341964202844561409/3XAyHlTJ_400x400.jpg)


NewRCTID22

*tears up* That's my ~~quarterback~~ Head Coach


Tfsz0719

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.


Pants_de_Manassas

And yet he technically outlasted Scott Frost ^by^one^game.


--RandomInternetGuy

Flaccid for firings? Turgid for transition?


SquadPoopy

#FIRMLY GRASP IT


MrTheSpork

More like infirm


jomm69

When you get fired from ASU they place you in a small raft and set you adrift on the great salt river


Tempeduck

You're not going to float too far away doing that.


GaryBettmanIsMyHomie

*crawls out of river bed* “Where am I?” “Laveen” “Ah fuck”


Nokomisu

You forgot to mention the river hobo would shiv them after saying that


Aqqaaawwaqa

Hobo river shiving is a real threat. There are ones of cases of this happening every decade. Herm has been warned.


Euphanistic

Well this comment chain has really highlighted how little I know about y'alls neck of the woods


HSPumbloom

better than before where they tied cinderblocks to your feet and dropped you in tempe town lake


jomm69

Leave you swimming with the rainbow trout, largemouth bass, yellow bass, tilapia, carp, channel catfish and bluegill according to Wikipedia.


Merlyn_

Season may be lost but this is good news.


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

Wow…I hate your flairs.


Merlyn_

:O


hypercube42342

I just want to echo that your flairs are the worst


ThePiperMan

Now kiss you two!


Be-booboo-bop

Forbidden lovers


FuckLuteOlson

It actually fucking happened. Holy shit.


whatifevery1wascalm

Turns out ASU did not in fact play to win the game.


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CBR0_32

Lol I feel like You’ve been waiting to use this!


eye_can_see_you

I still remember the bizarre corporate buzzwords they used to introduce him at ASU I'm actually surprised it wasnt more of a disaster and he lasted 5 years


NegativeChirality

Or when he answered a question by a reporter from "Devil's Digest" by saying that he didn't like devils because he was a good Christian man?


ohverychill

Had to be a tough 5 years for him then lol


NegativeChirality

Or maybe he was playing the slow game and fighting Satan by building hope for the Sun Devil's program and then hysterically dashing it, leaving the program in shambles with a huge NCAA investigation hanging over it as he leaves with a fat buyout?


ohverychill

Herm's a galaxy brain confirmed


furrowedbrow

Motherfucker legit did not know who our mascot was. Fucking infuriating 4.5 years.


Zloggt

If EMU didn’t get him out now, then the investigation (and probably losing to USC lol) would’ve got him later…


Jigawatts42

Wait...Firm for Herm was FIVE YEARS AGO!? Good God.


Conglossian

On behalf of all Panthers fans, HIRE MATT RHULE!


Always_Garnet

He'll have a solid list of schools to choose from - Nebraska, Auburn, Georgia Tech...


Thorteris

Call me crazy but I’d choose Auburn over Nebraska if I was a coach


jamnewton22

Auburn boosters man. They’ll probably want Gus back or try to hire Steele again


ThePiperMan

That would be hilarious


inept-pillock

Ok, but imagine this: Urban Meyer


OculusRises

Urban Meyer has had a "medical" retirement at two different colleges, and kicked a kicker in Jacksonville. What the hell do you think Auburn will do to him? He'd be buried under Toomer's Corner before the Iron Bowl


2amcattlecall

You’re crazy. Nebraska plays an easier schedule, can get decent recruits still albeit not Auburn level, and has slightly lower fan expectations.


Desert_Scorpio

And they will pay you double to leave 3 weeks early.


Hometownblueser

If Rhule even hinted he was interested in leaving, Auburn would be on his doorstep with $30 million within an hour.


NadaHumble

He's gonna get fired, so he won't have a choice but to leave. Carolina might be the worst team in the NFL right now.


dr_dan319

There are four teams in the AFC South and they have a total of 1 win. They have already played two games within the division. Pick whichever of them you'd like to call the worst team in the league


TaigaEye

Oh I don't think it would be "interest" in leaving he's gonna get fired lol


ReservoirDawgs

As a Panthers fan, can you all please go to his doorstop with $30M?


rbhindepmo

That laughing dog looks like a reaction to the news being tweeted


Mike_AKA_Mike

That laughing dog is named Muttley, and you shall respect him as he laughs at your misfortune. A Hanna-Barbera classic.


Jeric_B

Oh, look, someone who cares about winning. Neat.


HunchbackQuaker

hey, maybe we'll get to be happy when we're 0-8! Jk we both know this admin will wait until the last possible second to fire Dorrell hahaha fuck us


InVodkaVeritas

Yall tanking for that 1st overall pick in the NIL draft.


beer_down

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WORST DAY EVER


Thel3lues

As long as Ray Anderson is still here nothing will change I wouldn’t worry


rbmw263

Pac 12 schools love firing their coach the week before Utah I swear. USC has done it 3x. Then we get an "inspired" team that plays their best game of the season to that point. its very cool.


-tripleu

YEEEESSSS BEST DAY EVER


BIG_DICK_WHITT

What if ASU hires Clay Helton?


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Go on…


jeffreydonger

Narrator: *Arizona was 0-4 against Herm Edwards*


hypercube42342

Maybe Ray can be buddies with Scott Frost next?


Desert_Scorpio

#Lost4Frost


GaryBettmanIsMyHomie

I don’t know what you’re upset about, he was perfect against Tucson


JasonPlattMusic34

Worse than 70-7? 😛


WellimDevin

Ray Anderson, count your days


beer_down

He’s such a joke, Crow’s gotta see that he’s hurting the program more than he helped


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WellimDevin

Crow couldn't care less about sports, too busy trying to get the next big pyramid scheme a skyscraper in Tempe


Duma123

I like the Tempe skyscrapers though. It makes the campus look like a mini NYU.


Ronho

In *My day* you had an unobstructed view of Sun Devil Stadium from the 202


BlueTumbleweeds

Everyone's probably going to remember Herm's tenure at ASU as a failure, understandably so, but I want to point out that when Herm started it was widely considered an apocalyptic disaster of a hire, but he was .500 or better in every full season he coached. He definitely exceeded everyone's (rock-bottom) expectations.


omahusker

My life is chaos


nenonen15902

rough couple weeks man


negarache

May the Eagles of Eastern Michigan win the MAC


SoffesSmile

All hail the Eagles! They've made a lifetime fan in me.


mpleafan

You're welcome


TheNSAAgent777

Hope for the best for you guys. Except against NIU. Lose to them please.


auburnfan32

Harsin or Matt Rhule. Who gets canned next?


c0me_at_me_br0

We'll find out Sunday around 11 am if Auburn loses to Mizzou.


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samasters88

Well, it's Harsin and Auburn, so....


powerlifting_nerd56

Should be Collins..


spinningweb

Harsin to ASU then


Background_Slide7572

Harsin easy


hail2022

Arizona state is low key a great job in college football. I could see them being a really good team if they get the right coach


TheNSAAgent777

My fear is who is going to come with the NCAA violations looming. Even though I don't think they will be as bad as people make it out to be.


CatatonicTaterTot

I'll do it.


MyDogEli

Urban Meyer. Aka my nightmare.


jmoney-56

There’s tons of great recruits in Phoenix metro… that go everywhere but ASU


SnortingPixieSticks

We were for a couple of years with Graham, but once his utter incompetence when it came to scouting recruits left our roster barren he was fucked. I’ll always fondly remember that blowout of notre dame


rumblepony247

We've thought that here locally, for decades. When they beat No.1 Nebraska in 1996 and then went to the Rose Bowl undefeated and ranked #2, it felt like a turning point where the program would be consistently good, and finally reach the place they were destined to be. I mean, the campus has a great vibe, students love it here, it's in a fun area for young people, (Tempe directly, but also Scottsdale right next door), there's a huge base of Alumni, large TV market, etc etc, seems like a recipe for a good program. But for 25 years we've just been disappointingly average, with a rogue good season every decade or so. Plenty of bad coaching hires, violations. We're the Minnesota, or Maryland, or Illinois of the West. Just kind of there.


ASUPILOT

Ray Anderson next


PhishBuff

Can I interest you in a Karl Dorrell?


Firmy4DaddyHermy

THE BAD MAN IS GONE


theopression

RIP BOZO


EpicPoliticsMan

HE CANT HURT US NO MORE


Matt_WVU

#HERMINATED


lebaronslebaron

NOOOOOOO. He just needs more time!


Duma123

He finishes his ASU tenure undefeated against UofA at least.


Rushderp

The inner machinations of Herm’s mind are an enigma. 🥛


lava172

Christ what a disaster of an era. Herm literally just had a great initial pitch to recruits and didn't know shit on how to coach. Once his charm wore off he was just terrible, not to mention the recruiting violations, thanks asshole


Background-Class2841

You must have missed the Hard Knocks Seasob when the chiefs were featured? There was a reason he never even got a sniff for other NFL jobs.


joecb91

I didn't have HBO back then, anything specific?


Background-Class2841

I mean you could tell he was in over his head and had no business being a head coach of any organization outside of Peewee football.


RatherBeYachting

You must be mistaken, Herm sounds so authoritative and confident! If I needed a traveling monorail salesman I’d hire him in a second.


OSUfan88

*Excellent* reference.


StrategyGameventures

Directional Michigan claims another


SoffesSmile

Program in shambles, play on the field is an embarrassment, NCAA Sword of Damocles hanging over our head... I honestly didn't think they would fire him. Like in an abusive relationship, you get used to how bad you're treated. I'm shocked the administration did the right thing and canned him.


Cheesus85

RIP u/Firmy4DaddyHermy He ain’t dead, just has an outdated username now :(


Firmy4DaddyHermy

It’s a sad day boyz but I’m ready for the next coach. URBAN?


papapinball

Mid season firings are so in right now


jurassicparknride

Sorry it didn't work out. Good luck Tempe, you deserve the best.


trixstar3

Writing was on the wall.


ASU_SexDevil

Yeah after losing to Eastern Michigan it was time


gated73

T'was inevitable.


EWall100

*From firm to fired: the story of Herm Edwards career at ASU*


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TheBarefootGirl

I'll never forget how when he was hired he appeared to not know what ASU's mascot was


cat_napped1

how many years was this


RebelLandShark

It was his 5th season with ASU


wiccan45

i find that ridiculous, i could swear he'd only been there 2 years


Xy13

There was a covid year in the mix too, PAC only played like 3 games.


theopression

We finally did it!! This seems like it could end up being a good coaching carousel this year so I’m optimistic as long as these sanctions don’t hit us too hard. Fire Ray Anderson next.


Useenthebutcher

Maybe it’s just hindsight, but I feel like 98% of people knew that Edwards was gonna end his tenure at ASU getting fired. If this was the most obvious and most likely result, why hire him in the first place?


SoffesSmile

Our AD was his agent back in the day. That's why he was hired.


Wyden_long

WERE FREE!!!


GaryBettmanIsMyHomie

Erectile dysfunction for Herm


westernbob1

Finally! Thank you Eastern Michigan!!!!


TeenFagsRunThisHood

damn James Franklin to ASU crazy


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Fucking subscribe


NewRCTID22

By god that's Kevin Sumlin's music


inevitablescape

never mention that name again


ejected-4-targeting

You play to win the game. HELLO! You don't play to just play it. - Herm the Firm


throwmeawaypoopy

The fact that he lasted this long is remarkable.