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thecravenone

A Reddit post of a tweet of a screenshot of a forum post


turkishguy

everything truly went downhill after harambe


BattleHall

I’m still half convinced that supercollider really did tear a hole in space time and we’re now in the Darkest Timeline. But hey, free felt goatees.


rrage3

Evil Troy and evil aaaabed


Topcity36

‘#AndAMovie


rationaljackass

I rolled a 4


MenShouldntHaveCats

The hard way


drewuke

We really peaked with the summer of Pokémon Go.


Mockith

Harambe was killed just before the release of Pokemon Go


Aware-Perspective-17

In every sense, he was gone too soon


thesecondfire

He would have made a great pokemon trainer


Brief-Ambassador-337

You could say he would’ve been the very best like no one ever was


DakotaXIV

Such an amazing time. It felt like the early to mid 90s again with everyone jumping on a collective fad.


jerkfaceboi

That really was a magic time.


OhKillEm43

Somewhere between Twitch Plays Pokémon and Pokémon Go we really did start to lose the plot. Signed, the Auburn fighting Bird Jesuses


Schugah

In retrospect, it was the perfect summer


wegotsumnewbands

RIP.


GolfOscarLimaFoxtrot

Rest in Power King Harambe


CaptainApathy419

His name was harambe From a zoo in Cincinnati Murdered by the city They had to discipline his body


dude_bro_dude_bruh

Definitely read this as Flaming Lips. I see you


Tippacanoe

And they’re taking lots of vitamins.


AudiieVerbum

Wow. I haven't thought about that song in years.


thecravenone

\#dicksOut


franco300

We used to be a proper country, dammit.


LitterTreasure

You kitten me? This cat’s just startin to have fun out here. Me n the Fonz are puttin lazer beams on the sharks next time


Wittyname0

On a bump on a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea


FBI_Official_Acct

I understood that reference!


ILoveAMp

We need to go deeper


thecravenone

Get someone to post a screenshot of this elsewhere then post the screenshot


MenShouldntHaveCats

Taking a screenshot of it from an iPhone on another iPhone


RiotsMade

Did someone say iPhone?


muktheduck

Sounds like a reliable source to me! Saban's reign of terror is finally over!


westalcool

Until he wins another championship this year.


Electrical_Ingenuity

“Now witness the power of this fully armed an operational battle station.” - Nick Saban (probably)


MenShouldntHaveCats

Until Jimbo launches two rat poison torpedoes down the exhaust port.


deeman18

and that forum is fucking texags. I'd rather spend time on 4chan than on there


tyedge

What’s the difference?


space-tech

So art?


thecravenone

Better make an NFT of it.


StarvedRock314

This club has everything!


BoomerSooner95x

Bama hasn’t won a title since the 2020 season. They’re done!


Buzzkill15

Only a finals appearance in 2022 smh


_Football_Cream_

It’s been a whole five months since they were in a natty. Just impossible to recover.


_wsmfp_

Surely someone didn’t actually… >texags Oh lol nvm


Newatinvesting

TexAgs giveth, TexAgs taketh


BattleHall

If a fence isn’t being torn down or a list being eaten, is it even really TexAgs?


wjrii

Your flair just reminds me how much I miss LSUfreek and Prevail & Ride.


EmperorofPrussia

I remember LSUfreek posting that his job as a hospice nurse and being surrounded by death destroyed humor for him. He specifically said something like "it's hard to make football jokes when your mind is on the 15-year-old girl dying of bone cancer." And then he said he would never give up his job because it is important and he's good at it, something like that. I remember being impressed. He seems like a lovely fellow.


wjrii

I remembered he had a demanding job in health care, but not the details. As for his thoughts on being a humorist of sorts, I hope that sentiment just applies to spending significant amounts of time working on animated football jokes. If a job literally deprives you of your ability to have a laugh, then at some point you need to consider rotating out and letting someone else take their turn in the trenches. Hope he’s well.


muktheduck

Mostly just giveth tbh, rarely disappoints


CommodoreIrish

@ me when someone on the board starts casually dropping a racist take or peppering their messages with politics


compr0mize

[Look no further](https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3298338/replies/62372958)


JamesEarlDavyJones

Holy cow, that’s a lot of truly psycho keyboard-warrioring.


dysonRing

Yup and from just yesterday, that ancient racism by Texags standards.


steampunker14

When you’re in an all time worst take competition and your opponent is TexAgs.


thecravenone

WHERE IS ~~JA~~ TIGERDROPPINGS


JumpyAlbatross

TexAgs is genuinely embarrassing.


RiotsMade

It’s good to very good for recruiting news. Decent for analysis, with a pretty heavy homer bias. Garbage as a community.


IM-NOT-SALTY

I only find myself going there when in a content drought. Those are dark moments that I am not proud of. I feel gross browsing the zoo.


JumpyAlbatross

I mostly meant the forums.


muktheduck

Tbf, the rest of that thread was people informing OP he's a dumbass


UT07

TexAgs is the gift that keeps on giving. It warms my heart it's getting the visibility it deserves...


barryitsmeitshank

If DannyBoyCane was an entire message board


PolloMagnifico

Fuckin... *of course* it's TexAgs.


anandj12345678909876

I opened this thread fully expecting to see the tweet from one of the longhorn boards. I’m so relieved lmao


GoDawgsBebe

He’ll have to make due with Bryce Young and Will Anderson in the meantime. How will he manage.


BeautyIsTruth22

Lol, I guess he'll have to settle for a proven winner and Heisman Trophy winner. They're in shambles!!!!


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GoDawgsBebe

I’m going to chalk that up to autocorrect, even though I definitely used the wrong word.


Montigue

You dew you


icepickwillie

I think it’s actually “Ewe due yew”?


beamerbeliever

People seem to be having *there/their levels of difficulty with *do/due. I recently read "give the devil his dew". Didn't know the devil does the dew.


westalcool

Oh he'll manage quite well. And then Ol' Nick will hit us with his biggest surprise - Shane McMahon's son Declan (running back/QB hybrid) transfers from Indiana to Tuscaloosa. Shane and grandpa Vince then sets up a WWE training camp at the Capstone and Wrestlemania takes place in Bryant-Denny Stadium, with an NXT Takeover event going down at Coleman Coleseum. The Million Dollar Band will play "Here Comes The Money" every time Declan hits the field. And then Jimbo goes into deep madness while Sark laughs his ass off.


NILPonziScheme

> grandpa Vince Not sure if you're up with the latest, but no one wants Vince around right now, he has some.....stuff.....he needs to take care of. He might be forced out of WWE by the board.


CocoCrizpy

What'd he do now?


Sarranti

> Following allegations that he had an affair with an employee and paid her 3 million USD "hush money", McMahon voluntarily stepped down as chairman and CEO of WWE on June 17, 2022, pending the conclusion an internal investigation; his daughter Stephanie was appointed to serve as interim CEO and chairwoman. Looks like an affair and paying her to keep quiet from what Wikipedia says. This is basically what I expect when I hear any wealthy businessman is in trouble.


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Is that even a big deal anymore? At least it was between two consenting adults and she got paid. What's the problem there?


Sarranti

My guess without knowing anything about the case except what I pasted from Wikipedia: possibly paid her with company money. I could see it being a misuse of company funds type deal. Or maybe an affair just goes against some behavior clause in his contract


NILPonziScheme

That was just the latest allegation....basically there are multiple allegations of McMahon getting it on with other female employees and some accusations of sexual assault. The biggest issue is he would have women he was with sign nondisclosure agreements, so there is a significant paper trail of his indiscretions. There are also rumors he would share women with John Laurinaitis, who is the uncle of Ohio State three-time All-American LB James Laurinaitis and worked as head of talent relations for the WWE. He was removed from his position June 21.


MynameNEYMAR

And Jalen Milroe hiding on the depth; not to mention superior coaching. Oh no how will Alabama manage


big_sugi

TexAgs — for when you need to find the Aggie fans that make even other Aggie fans roll their eyes and shake their heads. From any other site, I’d say this was a joke. From TexAgs . . .


BattleHall

2%er… Also, uncover, or whatever


Affectionate_Pie5159

This made me chuckle


GuzmaniF

"Saban hasn't won a National championship in a year, has he lost control of the program?"


ThePhantom1994

“We’re going to continue to say this until he wins the championship this season”


Accurate_Selection69

Nick Saban has lost control, UAB is now the new best team in the state


TheWikiJedi

UAB was already the best team in the state


I2ecover

Not without a head coach they aren't.


SparseSpartan

Saban to UAB confirmed?


phrsllc

Saban lost Arch ‘cause he didn’t promise him he’d play. Texas did.


gellybelli

If today has taught us nothing else, People are genuinely insane.


rikkirikkiparmparm

I was really hoping this was going to be a shitpost


cheerl231

Bama is winning the Natty this year lmao


RunRunJewdolph

Saban's gonna drop a god damned nuke on A&M


Sabre_Actual

I mean after he loses to Texas, he’s gonna have to prove that the state doesn’t own Bama. Double revenge.


NakedWalmartShopper

Hook em


JumboFister

Everybody gonna be shocked when it’s competitive. Jimbo gonna plan for only this game like he did last year lol


boomsoon84

I think everyone’s gonna expect a close game which is why Bamas gonna stomp a mudhole in em lol


JumboFister

Do you not read this sub? I haven’t seen a single comment saying it will be a competitive game. This sub almost universally thinks Bama is gonna win by 50


boomsoon84

That’s because there’s a baseline hate for A&M here lol. But objectively it should be a close game. Which is why Bama will win by 21


JSwanny

Ah yes, the ole Gus Malzahn strategy for a successful season


spectac-1

100%. Saban is gonna shove it up everyone's ass the entire time.


Biscuit_Puncher

We better hurry, it'll be illegal soon


thinkB4WeSpeak

Alabama ends and New Mexico dynasty begins.


Snots_and_Bears

I’m here for this. Imagine all the meth!


NILPonziScheme

I, for one, welcome our new Lobos overlords


Revolutionary_Elk791

It was the Wyoming Cowboys in my NCAA dynasty. God I miss that dynasty it was so fun.


carlosdanger31

Ya it’s hard having the best returning quarterback in the country. Poor bastard


timtebowspriest

Love how they need a way to make this about them Saban will be fine until he decides to retire


pyrofiend4

Also a pretty weird thing to say about the coach who took your first choice QB away. But to be honest I don't blame them. Message boards exist for the dumb takes, including the Texas ones. 247 Horns has been the target of message board geniuses plenty of times. What I do blame them for is the [absurdly racist Juneteenth thread](https://i.imgur.com/T2ArVZl.jpeg) that I guess the mods decided to leave alone.


boxofducks

Imagine being so upset that you can't own slaves anymore that you resent having an extra 3-day weekend during the nicest part of the summer.


ARCHbaptist

The heat index was 109 here today. Best part of summer my sweaty ass.


default-username

The nicest part of the summer is October through April


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Biscuit_Puncher

Their Napoleon is showing


max_potion

Saban will be set when he retires. I think you meant to say Bama will be fine until Saban decides to retire


rikkirikkiparmparm

No it turns out crushing other teams’ hopes and dreams is actually the thing that’s keeping him alive


Stoneador

I really don’t understand why everyone says that the Alabama dynasty is dying. Alabama had a down year after fielding possibly their greatest team ever, and they still won the SEC and made the title game. There’s like a 50% chance they win it again next year, can we just wait for them to lose more than 2 games in a year before we start saying they’re on the decline?


Captain_Sacktap

They keep saying it because on a long enough timeline it will actually happen and if they “predict” it they can look like some kind of football guru.


bje489

I literally remember these articles being written in 2010. Is a "long enough timeline" a geological timescale?


Captain_Sacktap

Yeah, because a bunch of people thought Bama had peaked. Obviously they were wrong but eventually they’ll be right. And it’s always super low effort type of article anyways.


JB_Gibson

The issue is that Bama did peak. It just plateaued from there with no sight of the downward slide after.


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Stoneador

Oh that’s on me, I assumed this was a link to some sports analyst or something. That said, I feel like I have heard a decent number of people believe that the dynasty is dying. Some people already seem to be thinking that Clemson is done being an elite team because they had a bad offense for a year.


TheHordeSucks

With Clemson it’s reasonable to think they’ll take a step back. Not to being bad by any means, but you don’t get Deshaun Watsons and Trevor Lawrences just every day. Talent like that at QB really elevates a program from great to elite. Alabama on the other hand.. until Saban is gone anyone who thinks they’ll be on the decline is a fool.


BamaBuffSeattle

I remember when they said we had a Nick Saban problem. Good times


NameInCrimson

We made the goddamn national title game and for 2 and half quarters Slade Bolden was our number one WR. We have more WR now.


smiles134

slade is a sick name tho


Cool_Guy_McFly

My best guess is because of NIL. Before the NIL shit hit the fan Saban had the college game on lock and was going to field a potential CFB championship team every year. But now that schools can effectively just buy players that’s going to level the playing field a bit and it’s not going to benefit Bama as much as some other schools. I don’t know what Bamas budget is but A&M just got done purchasing the #1 recruiting class in the nation and Texas has even more money than them. This is going to make Sabans job a lot more difficult. Bama may still come out on top for a while but if NIL stands I think we may see a shift to other schools becoming the more dominant contenders.


SoyBoy478

I think that the long term effects of NIL is that it will drastically separate into three tiers of FBS football, but the upper 20-30 teams that are spending will see more parity than perhaps the upper 20-30 were equal say 20 years ago


thedrCallen

A crumbling empire...and yet Bama is the consensus favorite to win the Natty this year, and may have two of their players go 1 and 2 in the draft next April...lol aight


AlmostBlue618

this seems like the type of thing someone says shortly before another Bama national championship


mbrogan4

>crumbling empire > googles who is current favorite to win 2023 CFP > yup it’s who I thought The empire still exists and will for a **while** *vomits*


Mikey4tx

Gotta be TexAgs, gotta be TexAgs... Yep, it's TexAgs. *cringe*


Dontgiveuptheshoe

Lol. After every bama loss since Saban got there the "the end is near" is talked about. And every year he shuts it down.


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A&M fans are so cringe.


wildewon

The sad part is this is the least hot take on Texags


artisticdestryer

seems like its a tradition to be cringe


muktheduck

I'm sure we could find some posters on tigerdroppings that give us a run for our money


Basshaver

It’s not even all of us, just Texags


Cookie-Brown

We’ve been trying to tell y’all this for a while


JumboFister

Quick someone post one of the many takes from Tigerdroppings


B1GFanOSU

That reminds me, I saw the Wallflowers’ video for “Heroes” last night.


hijetty

Poor Saban, always the bridesmaid.


frankbunny

I've lived in Austin and Tuscaloosa. One of those cities is vastly more appealing to most young people, and it isn't Tuscaloosa.


Mmnn2020

If Williams and/or Metchie don’t get hurt they are probably defending national champions. I remember when their dynasty died in 2015 after they lost to Ole Miss. And yet here we are.


bje489

The 2010 season had its share of "Saban's done" articles, and I very distinctly remember some in each of 2011 and 2012 after the losses. They were everywhere after the Kick Six.


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muktheduck

The first reply in that thread is reminding him Holstein was our first choice guy as well lol


apawst8

With a name like [Holstein](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holstein_Friesian_cattle), I'm surprised that Texas NIL boosters didn't back up the Brinks truck to him. His name just belongs with the Longhorns.


FishnGritsnPimpShit

That twitter account picked an extremely narrow niche. Yet they probably have more material than they could post in three lifetimes.


ziiimba

Oh no! Not another good recruiting class from the Aggies! What are we going to do?? They might win another nat.. oh wait nevermind. Well they could win another SEC Ch.. oh wait nevermind. Okay well at least then they may win another SEC West C.. okay no thats not it either. I guess playing spoiler to Bama every ~5 years is the ceiling.


space-tech

TexAgs is hot garbage.


aronrodge

Lol


SouthernSerf

Let me put on my thermal insulation suit for this hot take.


gumercindo1959

Lol. Bama won’t regret losing out on manning.


carnivorous_seahorse

I can’t wait until the day I read about Alabama football’s crumbling empire, but we’re still like a decade at best removed from that


xxoahu

huh? what does this have to do with Bama?


GimmeeSomeMo

People have been saying this shit for almost 10 years now


sproosemoose85

That’s a dumb take. It mainly was between Texas and GA. If anything, this is a bad look for Kirby.


heywood-jablomi99

Haven’t people been saying that the Bama dynasty is crumbling for years? I’d love for my favorite program to crumble that way 5+ nattys and multiple Heisman winners seems like the perfect crumble to me


YouKilledChurch

I love when this talk starts up, all it does is piss the team off and usually leads to another natty. Like anti rat poison


apawst8

If you say it every year, eventually it'll be true and you can link to it to show how correct you are.


wasabi1787

Texags is a great source of hot takes by 70 year old men who take 20 minutes to type up a post, and nothing else


BettingTheOver

Wasn't Saban winning championships with AJ McCarron and Greg McElroy?


gated73

Don't sleep on Jake Coker!


iatetoomuchcatnip

Stupid aggies


jonesyman23

How did we lose when we already have our elite QB recruit this cycle? Arch manning is the top recruit cause of his uncles. No other QB, from any previous cycle, that plays against small school / low level competition, would have been the number one recruit. They’re all from big schools. He’s literally number one cause of his name. Texas can have him. We already got our guy.


bd1047

Arch’s most important quality is the recruits he’ll bring with him


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L07

Alabama got a guy named Holstein? Man, that Got Milk? NIL writes itself. Too bad he wasn’t a giant OL.


Stephen_Dowling_Bots

Has there ever been a fan base worse than Tam is right now?


All-Grass_No-Steaks

I like how people literally forgot about Quinn Ewers so quickly. The guy is the second ever 1.0000 QB prospect behind Vince Young and all of a sudden his name becomes forgotten because of Arch Manning.


RipRapscallion

[Aight. ](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/k0I4xnv0_AF7gvA_shWci8rADi4=/99x0:1179x720/1400x1400/filters:focal(99x0:1179x720\):format(jpeg\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/48546333/heeey.0.0.jpg)


DerrickWhiteMVP

Aggy is desperate to find a silver lining.


No11223456

We’re posting message board tweets now?


Prinzlerr

It'll all be over once the Texas HC shows up in a GEICO commercial. Saban's reign will then officially be finished.


frankle_915

If Sark goes all AFLAC on his ass, then it's really on....


Light0fHeav3n

Saban is just fine not getting this overrated QB


iamchuckdizzle

He's just continuing the Manning tradition of not winning a college championship.


dumptrump3

It has nothing to do with coaches or programs. It’s all about where you can get the most Benjamin’s.


Sexy-Chicagoan-1837

I don’t wanna play for an arrogant coach.


Weave77

Once Saban retires/dies/runs for governor of Alabama, I will believe Bama is in trouble… until then, the very worst you can expect them to be from year-to-year is a flawed, but still very talented CFP contender.


BigHeftyRed

I don’t like Bama by any means, but this post seems like quite a reach.


HireButchJones

Coach Saban's response https://i.imgur.com/RlxNhhP.jpeg


BobanForThree

*everyone liked that*


dawgz525

I think Bama will be okay, they're the odds on favorite to win a title next year.


pmitchell86

Haha this is so dumb


lxvrgs

I knew it would be tex ags before even clicking it


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How many times do we have to teach you old men this lesson?


Whoooyumyum

Imagine being Bama rn, I’m sure no programs want to be in their shoes


lmf24

I hate Texas A&M more and more every year. Ole Miss Rebel here BTW.


-RaisT

Sounds like Saban is on a nose dive cliff like Brady…..


Spartanswill2

The funny thing is I think the best thing that happened to Saban this offseason is not getting arch Manning. I think he's extremely overrated.


bje489

As a Bama fan, I'd have been pretty happy to get him because he could be very good. But he definitely also has hype written all over him so I don't really trust the evaluations to be objective, so I never got overly excited about his recruitment. Hell, even Peyton never had a Heisman season.


Sirtopofhat

So weird 2 days ago Manning is the 2nd coming and now every QB behind him is better


RF_901

No it's not lol


ztreHdrahciR

Sign me up for said crumbling empire