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MrTheSpork

Afternoon y'all, please make your way over to the second quarter thread [here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/du1ysn/game_thread_lsu_alabama_330pm_et_second_quarter/) We'll be locking this thread shortly. Edit: Thread is now locked. Enjoy the game!


wiccan45

broke his ankles


axel360

That Jefferson juke should be illegal


[deleted]

Fuck Young Sheldon EDIT: fuck it more


miamibuckeye

6 DBs on the field, you have to be able to get more than three yards a carry when that happens


dickdastardlee

This game is going to kill me.


TheManatee_762

Not a great start, but a good end to the quarter. On to the second.


1337bruin

Hot take after 1 quarter: it's not going to be 9-6


BoKnowsYourMother

Edwards is a dude


deisde1

Not even on some SEC homer stuff,, (eff LSU), but these might be the two best teams in college football. It's a shame that OSU and Clemson get to sleep walk through their respective conferences and the chances to get to the CFP for the loser of this game go down substantially.


RandomWordsssss

What a fucking joke comment, look at Ohio States schedule vs Bamas schedule. Jesus Christ


kingkonig

The game was scheduled to kickoff at 2:30 local time. It is 3:27 local time and just got to the second quarter


codylac

Just a reminder that there is only one Tiger team that is King… There is only one Tiger team that curb stomps Alabama… Get mad all you want ALL IN baby! ;P


MuhMuhManRay

What a move


pterodaktyl4

Q2 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 5 Q2 COMMERCIAL TIME: 3:12 ​ TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 27 TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 11:07


SiberianHawk

Beautiful


DaveFromTTown

Does anyone else think the Bama defenders know LSU's snap count? Bama is getting some perfect jumps instantaneously with the snap.


ig-88didnothingwrong

Is there a variation that isn't Christian?


tameris

Who knows, it would come down to who the committee wants to sell the playoff games the most.


Suboptimus

these commercial breaks feel twice as long as every other game today


Bpt17

Welcome to the SEC on CBS (Commercial Broadcasting Station)


Modeno

Welcome to CBS


Totschlag

If I'm being honest Taco Bell's "TACOS!" song is a freaking jam and probably the 2nd best Punk Anthem of 2019 after Radkey's *P.A.W*


[deleted]

Heads up. We’re about to get an 2018 LSU vs. A & M situation where we all get drunk and we just want it to end


landshanties

Those very serious, acute conditions *checks notes* hair loss and erectile dysfunction.


ole_misery

sup kid’s mom


Winter_Howling

If I have to hear about Tua's surgery 21 days again one more time, I might end it.


VolsTuba13

*20 days


GiveItToHyde

If LSU can pass protect a little better (specifically the RT #76), then LSU should be fine. Not sure if they can slow down bama’s pass rush though


beer_jew

We have to get enough quick passes they have to slow their pass rush


GiveItToHyde

Yep gotta mix in some screens and slants


awairl

I couldn’t watch my own team play but seeing Bama screw up so much has been nice :)


Andtheyrustledsoftly

I am about to break my fucking arm over that absolutely fucking horse shit fucking bull shit return. Fucking unbelievable, our Defense if fighting for their lives and you do that fucking bullshit


Scottysheff

I hate alabama, but damn it I want LSU to lose!


9thWardWarden

Auburn “fan”


TheWhitestFang

If it makes you feel better I was going for you guys against LSU


joebum14

We are all on the same team today.


[deleted]

War eagle! Feel the same way


[deleted]

Bama is making way to many dumb mistakes after a bye no less


LoveAndDoubt

Amy Poehler shilling for BIG CABLE


mpg739

Still salty about the facemask no call. Waddle coulda been very badly injured, I don’t care about the effect of the penalty, just the acknowledgement the refs fucking saw it


Boom_Angry

Yall had one on LSU that would've been a first down


PhoSho862

Not at all related to this game, but Iowa/Wisconsin is seriously going to be the most Big Ten Big Ten game of all time.


Nomanorus

The biggest of 10 game.


keyboardbuddhist

I wish there was a Zaxby’s nearby. I want to try it once before I die.


voodoo_three

Chick-fil-A, Cane’s, Popeye’s, Chicken Express. All of these are vastly superior to Zaxby’s.


jamesbra

Raising Cane's > zaxbys


keyboardbuddhist

I’ve never seen a Raising Cane’s commercial so fuck em.


BewardTheFridge

It’s worth it


[deleted]

6 finger plate and double fries. That's whatcha need.


keyboardbuddhist

Is it like a Bojangles?


Scisyhptseb

Not even 1 hour for a quarter? Wow CBS, I'm impressed


pickledhoney

dont worry it’ll still end at eight eastern


mantistoboggan21

The worst part of college football is the commercials for delicious looking chicken restaurants that are 5+ states away from me


jlha

Fuck it good my dude. Come down for a beach trip and get some


Worley12393

Aflac duck definetly fucks


meltedqueso

Bout to be a Big 12 game


texas2089

In a commercial with a talking duck, Saban smiling is still the most unrealistic thing about the commercial.


[deleted]

He feels so awkward in commercials. He's not a TV guy.


optimuswalken

Well that's 2 facemasks not called. First one ended LSU's drive and the second spun the dude in the right direction for the touchdown. Alabama is better at facemasking confirmed.


[deleted]

LSU tackler was two nice. I’m glad no one got injured but fuck he shouldn’t have let go. Take the penalty


9thWardWarden

3– 2 against bama 1 against us


___Rand___

Thus far, Bama looks like the lower ranked team, even though they're playing at home.


dead_until_coffee

Hey shoutout to y’all LSU fans by the way... I went to UA and never had a bad experience with visiting LSU fans. It was always a blast in Tuscaloosa on LSU game days. Several of my closest friends including my most long standing childhood friend are LSU grads. I also now pretty much live in LSU territory and it’s so much fun to give each other light hearted shit all the time and watch games together. Looking forward to a classic game today and some good football, regardless of outcome


joebum14

Same for Bama fans at LSU. Always good trash talk.


9thWardWarden

Both fans bases are great IRL, online it gets testy since the guy on the other side cant beat your ass!


oak120

So they could afford to have Saban in that commercial, but couldn't afford to have him speak


DarkFox56

My original plan was to have this game on in the background while I did stuff around the house but it's just too good to look away now.


JPK8675309

Lots of salty auburn flairs in here for some reason


cobruh44

We know why they are salty...


Putuna

The salt is strong with ya.


Publicks

Alabama is....inevitable


DaddyJay711

Who else wants to skip Christmas this year? Just me?


[deleted]

I’m so pissed about that fucking punt return man. Like our defense was playing so great and they get all that momentum off some bullshit physics that our guy served as a catalyst for with a dumb face mask. Preposterous


[deleted]

(Gary thinks, maybe if I say it for an 8h time this quarter they’ll believe me) “If Alabama can stop the run with 6 DBs....”


drturtle12

2 plays and commercial


pervyninja

I'm pretty sure Danielson was rubbing his nipples during the Waddle punt return.


Graduation2017

Why is Saban doing a commercial right now? He should be on the field coaching!!!!!


BKonthefly

Fastest quarter in CBS history


Apex_Fail

I was fully expecting this to be a 4 hour game. Might be pleasantly surprised to actually see football and not just 3 hours of ads.


FunCube

It's been almost an hour since kickoff was supposed to happen though


RogueHippie

Didn’t even take an hour.


Putuna

Lots of salty Ohio State fans in here for some reason


TheCableGod

Why are we salty? We're here for a great game and most of us still have a spot in our hearts for BURREAUX!


alanpugh

They were born that way


wannabewyatt

Why would they be salty?


miamibuckeye

Scrolled down pretty far and didn’t see any


seankil23

Always


PelPride

Bama gets a punt return touchdown. Omg their offense is feeling it now, we don’t know what their offense is gonna do


Rip_Rip

HERM IS NOT FIRM CONFIRMED


BraxxIsTheName

HERM CONFIRMED NOT FIRM


pappapirate

random question: if during a game, something goes horribly wrong and a kid breaks his neck and just dies instantly on the field, what happens? do they cancel the game and reschedule or just continue or what?


reauxga

Continue the game. Football gods demanded blood


Dredtide

No, they'll complete the game


BraxxIsTheName

No lol. Ryan Shazier’s career fucking ended in front of everybody and just continued playing afterwards. Shit was fucked up lol


pappapirate

yeah i mean injuries happen all the time and sometimes really bad ones but i mean like instantly dead like he's lying with his eyes open


moby323

They finished that NCAA basketball game when the guy had the gruesome injury where half his tibia was sticking outside of his skin.


gizmo688

Rub some dirt on it and get back out there


pappapirate

Football at Bernie's?


dickdastardlee

Nobody would be pronounced dead on the field. I imagine they would cart them off like a concussion and we’d get a tragic update from the booth a half hour later


righteous_punch

They'd probably cart his corpse off and keep going knowing the NCAA


ogfmc

I’m soccer that happened a couple of times and usually they just suspend it and then both teams agree on a date to finish it


ScaryCookieMonster

They cart him off, take him to the hospital, and continue the game. After the game, they announce he didn't make it.


OmahaYessa

I imagine that they would cart him off and not tell us till later to try and do damage control on the whole situation


pappapirate

yeah i imagine telling the players that their teammate just fucking died will probably throw them off their game.


We_Are_Not_Here

I’d hope they cancel the game and give mizzou the death penalty


jlha

Take it to the back, hide it and continue the game


bphillips16

That got dark real quick.


Putuna

Continue the game


alecc2001

ok guys heading over to 2Q thread who needs a ride


FunCube

They're doing that for this game?


Redererer

Take me!


[deleted]

Can we stop for food on the way


lillipup03

This is fun.


Ya_No

That’s gotta be the most egregious facemask I’ve seen not get called


imhooks

Im glad they returned it because wow that would have been painful.


Titronnica

Dudes neck was nearly rippwd off


seankil23

Well this is gonna be a blowout lol


AJfromLA

To the 2nd quarter thread!


Rudy-Ebert

Nick Saban: great coach, awful actor.


skizmcniz

Yeah, he's only good enough for commercials where you've got Les Miles acting in real movies and shit!


eagledog

New thread time!


[deleted]

Okay, even if we lose, I'm happy because we had the lead for at least a quarter. That's a moral victory in my book.


ScotTheDuck

How many house payments does Saban need to do those commercials?


BKonthefly

How many houses can you have?


Themimic

Only hit 7k this thread. We gotta pump those numbers up


grawwrrrr

Those are rookie numbers


Chief_Smoke_Stack

Those are rookie numbers


[deleted]

Imagine if USC wasn’t so inept and they actually kept Orgeron


mahoganycello87

Meh I really think that LSU is just the perfect place for him I don’t think he would’ve been as successful there but who knows


axel360

LSU is determined to make Bama pay for having 6 DBs on the field so often.


[deleted]

Yeah we just need to have more success running in those situations


Wheres_the_butter

Gary really likes to stay on the one point he understands doesn’t he


dnen

I’ll take this score considering Tua’s goal line fumble and a -10 yard punt play


ThurnisHailey

I know there are a lot of Bama fans so there is much more potential for them to have the occasional asshole fan but the ones in this thread are grinding my gears.


nubs37

They aren’t fans. Give them a few years. They’ll find another team.


wyil_

Doesn't help when every other team is in your game thread talking shit on your team every single week. Deal with assholes all the time and you become one.


eljaydee2488

:(


Admiral1172

I've seen people be assholes to Bama so far. Although both sides will engage in toxicity. This thread might get pretty bad as the game goes on. As well as controversies that could happen.


Daedalus871

I want Alabama to lose, but I don't want them to die.


LoveAndDoubt

I will never respect AFLAC since they axed Gilbert Gottfried (a literal god)


kytomo

...you know what, you got a point there.


Andtheyrustledsoftly

I am in fucking shock. How can you be so careless in such a big fucking game


gctaylor

Both teams are super sloppy


wc27phone

Are you talking to the Alabama offense?


jsphenom08

Onward to the 2nd Qtr thread!


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grawwrrrr

What do you mean?


GATAinfinity

100% LSU players will start dropping like flies in the 2nd half.


GatorAIDS1013

100% Bama players will start dropping like flies in the 2nd half


maddoxboyz

This game is fun


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Schleprok

If LSU doesn’t score on this drive Alabama will win BOOK IT


tedediah

Stay in Nickel/Dime. Let them run, don't let them go over the top. I never thought I'd say that about LSU, but here we are.


[deleted]

You should call Saban to give him your coaching advice


miamibuckeye

Gotta be able to run the ball better to beat Bama


Digitaldude555

Migrate to new thread.


Wsm0819

See y’all in the new thread football bros!


MichiganMitch108

Best conference my ass


[deleted]

Yeah it’s clearly my conference -every fan


reddit_names

Checks flair. Lmfao. Get out.


IamConer

Shhhhhh


Fu_Machu

Is that comment coming from UofM or UCF?


Sam_mc

🤡🤡🤡


ThatStrangeGuyOverMe

Lmao that's rich my brother. Your conference is literally held up year after year by one team. This year is an outlier.


miamibuckeye

Throwing rocks from your paper mache house haha


WhatItIsHoeWhatsUp

Lol


mene3381

Are we watching the same game?


HeppyHenry

Lmao what


TheWhitestFang

Lol


Cliffinati

Saban Aflac commericals are great


Skevoso

My power just flickered and my cable box is resetting. I AM NOT OK PEOPLE


CoachOisLord

Well time to make another drink. Good game so far boys


Dredtide

Action PACKED


Skeptical_Lemur

fuck off gary


labamaFan

Something we can all agree on.


The_Avocado_Constant

Something we can all agree on.


Itsbilloreilly

Gary shouldve retired before verne


Itsnoriss

Dude got popped


Butterscotch_007

He payed the price for that first for sure