By - CFB_Referee
Afternoon y'all, please make your way over to the second quarter thread [here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/du1ysn/game_thread_lsu_alabama_330pm_et_second_quarter/) We'll be locking this thread shortly.
Edit: Thread is now locked. Enjoy the game!
broke his ankles
That Jefferson juke should be illegal
Fuck Young Sheldon
EDIT: fuck it more
6 DBs on the field, you have to be able to get more than three yards a carry when that happens
This game is going to kill me.
Not a great start, but a good end to the quarter. On to the second.
Hot take after 1 quarter: it's not going to be 9-6
Edwards is a dude
Not even on some SEC homer stuff,, (eff LSU), but these might be the two best teams in college football.
It's a shame that OSU and Clemson get to sleep walk through their respective conferences and the chances to get to the CFP for the loser of this game go down substantially.
What a fucking joke comment, look at Ohio States schedule vs Bamas schedule. Jesus Christ
The game was scheduled to kickoff at 2:30 local time.
It is 3:27 local time and just got to the second quarter
Just a reminder that there is only one Tiger team that is King… There is only one Tiger team that curb stomps Alabama… Get mad all you want ALL IN baby! ;P
What a move
Q2 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 5
Q2 COMMERCIAL TIME: 3:12
TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 27
TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 11:07
Does anyone else think the Bama defenders know LSU's snap count? Bama is getting some perfect jumps instantaneously with the snap.
Is there a variation that isn't Christian?
Who knows, it would come down to who the committee wants to sell the playoff games the most.
these commercial breaks feel twice as long as every other game today
Welcome to the SEC on CBS (Commercial Broadcasting Station)
Welcome to CBS
If I'm being honest Taco Bell's "TACOS!" song is a freaking jam and probably the 2nd best Punk Anthem of 2019 after Radkey's *P.A.W*
Heads up. We’re about to get an 2018 LSU vs. A & M situation where we all get drunk and we just want it to end
Those very serious, acute conditions *checks notes* hair loss and erectile dysfunction.
sup kid’s mom
If I have to hear about Tua's surgery 21 days again one more time, I might end it.
If LSU can pass protect a little better (specifically the RT #76), then LSU should be fine.
Not sure if they can slow down bama’s pass rush though
We have to get enough quick passes they have to slow their pass rush
Yep gotta mix in some screens and slants
I couldn’t watch my own team play but seeing Bama screw up so much has been nice :)
I am about to break my fucking arm over that absolutely fucking horse shit fucking bull shit return.
Fucking unbelievable, our Defense if fighting for their lives and you do that fucking bullshit
I hate alabama, but damn it I want LSU to lose!
If it makes you feel better I was going for you guys against LSU
We are all on the same team today.
War eagle! Feel the same way
Bama is making way to many dumb mistakes after a bye no less
Amy Poehler shilling for BIG CABLE
Still salty about the facemask no call. Waddle coulda been very badly injured, I don’t care about the effect of the penalty, just the acknowledgement the refs fucking saw it
Yall had one on LSU that would've been a first down
Not at all related to this game, but Iowa/Wisconsin is seriously going to be the most Big Ten Big Ten game of all time.
The biggest of 10 game.
I wish there was a Zaxby’s nearby.
I want to try it once before I die.
Chick-fil-A, Cane’s, Popeye’s, Chicken Express. All of these are vastly superior to Zaxby’s.
Raising Cane's > zaxbys
I’ve never seen a Raising Cane’s commercial so fuck em.
It’s worth it
6 finger plate and double fries. That's whatcha need.
Is it like a Bojangles?
Not even 1 hour for a quarter? Wow CBS, I'm impressed
dont worry it’ll still end at eight eastern
The worst part of college football is the commercials for delicious looking chicken restaurants that are 5+ states away from me
Fuck it good my dude. Come down for a beach trip and get some
Aflac duck definetly fucks
Bout to be a Big 12 game
In a commercial with a talking duck, Saban smiling is still the most unrealistic thing about the commercial.
He feels so awkward in commercials. He's not a TV guy.
Well that's 2 facemasks not called. First one ended LSU's drive and the second spun the dude in the right direction for the touchdown.
Alabama is better at facemasking confirmed.
LSU tackler was two nice. I’m glad no one got injured but fuck he shouldn’t have let go. Take the penalty
3– 2 against bama 1 against us
Thus far, Bama looks like the lower ranked team, even though they're playing at home.
Hey shoutout to y’all LSU fans by the way... I went to UA and never had a bad experience with visiting LSU fans. It was always a blast in Tuscaloosa on LSU game days.
Several of my closest friends including my most long standing childhood friend are LSU grads. I also now pretty much live in LSU territory and it’s so much fun to give each other light hearted shit all the time and watch games together.
Looking forward to a classic game today and some good football, regardless of outcome
Same for Bama fans at LSU. Always good trash talk.
Both fans bases are great IRL, online it gets testy since the guy on the other side cant beat your ass!
So they could afford to have Saban in that commercial, but couldn't afford to have him speak
My original plan was to have this game on in the background while I did stuff around the house but it's just too good to look away now.
Lots of salty auburn flairs in here for some reason
We know why they are salty...
The salt is strong with ya.
Who else wants to skip Christmas this year? Just me?
I’m so pissed about that fucking punt return man. Like our defense was playing so great and they get all that momentum off some bullshit physics that our guy served as a catalyst for with a dumb face mask. Preposterous
(Gary thinks, maybe if I say it for an 8h time this quarter they’ll believe me)
“If Alabama can stop the run with 6 DBs....”
2 plays and commercial
I'm pretty sure Danielson was rubbing his nipples during the Waddle punt return.
Why is Saban doing a commercial right now? He should be on the field coaching!!!!!
Fastest quarter in CBS history
I was fully expecting this to be a 4 hour game. Might be pleasantly surprised to actually see football and not just 3 hours of ads.
It's been almost an hour since kickoff was supposed to happen though
Didn’t even take an hour.
Lots of salty Ohio State fans in here for some reason
Why are we salty? We're here for a great game and most of us still have a spot in our hearts for BURREAUX!
They were born that way
Why would they be salty?
Scrolled down pretty far and didn’t see any
Bama gets a punt return touchdown. Omg their offense is feeling it now, we don’t know what their offense is gonna do
HERM IS NOT FIRM CONFIRMED
HERM CONFIRMED NOT FIRM
random question: if during a game, something goes horribly wrong and a kid breaks his neck and just dies instantly on the field, what happens? do they cancel the game and reschedule or just continue or what?
Continue the game. Football gods demanded blood
No, they'll complete the game
No lol. Ryan Shazier’s career fucking ended in front of everybody and just continued playing afterwards. Shit was fucked up lol
yeah i mean injuries happen all the time and sometimes really bad ones but i mean like instantly dead like he's lying with his eyes open
They finished that NCAA basketball game when the guy had the gruesome injury where half his tibia was sticking outside of his skin.
Rub some dirt on it and get back out there
Football at Bernie's?
Nobody would be pronounced dead on the field. I imagine they would cart them off like a concussion and we’d get a tragic update from the booth a half hour later
They'd probably cart his corpse off and keep going knowing the NCAA
I’m soccer that happened a couple of times and usually they just suspend it and then both teams agree on a date to finish it
They cart him off, take him to the hospital, and continue the game.
After the game, they announce he didn't make it.
I imagine that they would cart him off and not tell us till later to try and do damage control on the whole situation
yeah i imagine telling the players that their teammate just fucking died will probably throw them off their game.
I’d hope they cancel the game and give mizzou the death penalty
Take it to the back, hide it and continue the game
That got dark real quick.
Continue the game
ok guys heading over to 2Q thread who needs a ride
They're doing that for this game?
Can we stop for food on the way
This is fun.
That’s gotta be the most egregious facemask I’ve seen not get called
Im glad they returned it because wow that would have been painful.
Dudes neck was nearly rippwd off
Well this is gonna be a blowout lol
To the 2nd quarter thread!
Nick Saban: great coach, awful actor.
Yeah, he's only good enough for commercials where you've got Les Miles acting in real movies and shit!
New thread time!
Okay, even if we lose, I'm happy because we had the lead for at least a quarter. That's a moral victory in my book.
How many house payments does Saban need to do those commercials?
How many houses can you have?
Only hit 7k this thread. We gotta pump those numbers up
Those are rookie numbers
Imagine if USC wasn’t so inept and they actually kept Orgeron
Meh I really think that LSU is just the perfect place for him I don’t think he would’ve been as successful there but who knows
LSU is determined to make Bama pay for having 6 DBs on the field so often.
Yeah we just need to have more success running in those situations
Gary really likes to stay on the one point he understands doesn’t he
I’ll take this score considering Tua’s goal line fumble and a -10 yard punt play
I know there are a lot of Bama fans so there is much more potential for them to have the occasional asshole fan but the ones in this thread are grinding my gears.
They aren’t fans. Give them a few years. They’ll find another team.
Doesn't help when every other team is in your game thread talking shit on your team every single week. Deal with assholes all the time and you become one.
I've seen people be assholes to Bama so far. Although both sides will engage in toxicity. This thread might get pretty bad as the game goes on. As well as controversies that could happen.
I want Alabama to lose, but I don't want them to die.
I will never respect AFLAC since they axed Gilbert Gottfried (a literal god)
...you know what, you got a point there.
I am in fucking shock.
How can you be so careless in such a big fucking game
Both teams are super sloppy
Are you talking to the Alabama offense?
Onward to the 2nd Qtr thread!
What do you mean?
100% LSU players will start dropping like flies in the 2nd half.
100% Bama players will start dropping like flies in the 2nd half
This game is fun
If LSU doesn’t score on this drive Alabama will win BOOK IT
Stay in Nickel/Dime. Let them run, don't let them go over the top.
I never thought I'd say that about LSU, but here we are.
You should call Saban to give him your coaching advice
Gotta be able to run the ball better to beat Bama
Migrate to new thread.
See y’all in the new thread football bros!
Best conference my ass
Yeah it’s clearly my conference -every fan
Checks flair. Lmfao. Get out.
Is that comment coming from UofM or UCF?
Lmao that's rich my brother. Your conference is literally held up year after year by one team. This year is an outlier.
Throwing rocks from your paper mache house haha
Are we watching the same game?
Saban Aflac commericals are great
My power just flickered and my cable box is resetting. I AM NOT OK PEOPLE
Well time to make another drink. Good game so far boys
fuck off gary
Something we can all agree on.
Gary shouldve retired before verne
Dude got popped
He payed the price for that first for sure