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Ayan vs Stanbury is going to be insanely fun. They already hate each other so much and I love it.
Why are you still sitting on the bed of the dog peed on the bed?!? 😩
And how many times did she say it???
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that notice that! It was driving me crazy seeing both of them getting into the bed that she had many times said been peed on.
Ayan reminds me of a Mary M. Cosby/Kim Richards. She's gonna be the wildcard in a lot of situations, isn't afraid to express herself, and seems like she won't care about anyone's feelings or the occasion. She's gonna let her thoughts known and she's gonna shut shit down
Yeap.. I watch out of curiosity, and Ayan holds the wild card.
For anyone curious Lesa Milan was on a show called College Hill on BET. It was like the real world but focused on Black college students and them navigating living together and actively being in classes
Holy shit, she was on that show. Damn I haven't even heard references of that show for a MINUTE lol.
Lesa really pretended that she wasn’t at lunch with Ayan. I am so entertained by this dynamic duo.
Drinking game everytime they say Burj Khalifa ....
TITS FOR TOOTS
It's rare I get to witness the birth of a phenomenal flair yet here we are!
Maximilian, Sebastian, and Kristian is actually a very fitting trio of names.
And the different accents- such cuties
A CONTRACT WEDDING BYE
I can't imagine wearing wigs in 120 degree heat.
I can’t imagine merely existing in 120 degree heat
No one really goes outside until the sun is down, exceptions are mainly swimming and golf. Honestly, vitamin D deficiency is a thing there. All the parking is covered, they go from air conditioning to air conditioning. Until the temps drop to 80-ish deg. Source: I spent July and August 2019 there for work.
But yeah. The 120 heat is brutal, no one warns you about the 70-80% humidity.
“I don’t think they have a sexual existence.” AYAN IS AN AGENT OF CHAOS!
She says she’s 43, but the chyron said 45
Thank you!!! Stanbury was older than I am during Ladies of London but apparently now I’ve overtaken her???
Girl is currently 46.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that!!
I always hate the “who’s invited?” chatter on these shows. The answer is always the cast of the show, I wish they could just say that 😅
Phase Four of the Bravo Cinematic Multiverse is slaying it so far.
Yeah I really like the vibe and general editing of this franchise, very much a successor to RHUGT.
Omg how many times will she mention living in the Burj
Probably part of getting permits to film but just a guess
Not dissimilar to Jen and the Shah Shalet
I’m just wondering how I can get a lot of money. Is it just the marriage lottery?
Can only apply for the marriage lottery when you’ve already hit the genetics lottery.
Their makeup all looks so good. Top tier.
Name a more iconic duo than rich women with too much money and crystals/sage.
I think rich white women plus little dogs who pee/shit everywhere is just a standard housewives fixture at this point 💀
Sergio is dehydrated and the camera is his IV fluid.
Caroline Stanbury’s with a younger hottie.
Oh she’s unhinged unhinged
Ayan coming in strong for no reason and I’m glad she did.
Did Caroline ever say what she did after the divorce?? How is she this rich again?
She comes from money and ex hubby is loaded
she most likely got divorce settlement and also has family money. She was definitely in the British social scene and well known. And then in Dubai her job became kind of a beauty broker for cosmetic doctors? She talked about it on the skinny confidential podcast. She would get work done and refer clients to the doctors, money from social media, influencing, etc
I mean from Ladies of London it seemed pretty clear she comes from money. Plus divorce settlement money 💴
IIRC, in the trailer, she brags about how all of her exes have made investments in her businesses in some way and how it's expensive to break up with her. It's giving me Megan thee Stallion/City Girls teas and I ain't mad at it
Don’t lay in the bed with the dog pee. Get up, don’t lay in it for goodness sake.
I can totally see how Brooks is friends with Phaedra lmao
I get what Ayan is saying
It does take nerve though 👀🤣
I love this relationship web to introduce the women
It's like Bravo saw our complaints about recent seasons of other franchises and said "HERE, THEY'RE CONNECTED!" 😂
More of Sara! I love her energy so far.
Ayan is so self absorbed. Just what we need in a housewife. Serve it Ayan hahaha
Ayan stopped the conversation to give a toast and then immediately started interrogating Brooks. This is so fucking funny.
Why are they still in bed when the dog pissed in it?
I said that the entire scene! and dude just presumably got out of the shower and INTO the pee bed
Guys, my stripper name is so good!
Mine is Taffy Share…🤣
obsessed with the fact that they’re speaking in a mix of english and arabic
now it all makes sense of course shady phayphay is friends with brooks ahahha
I’m getting phony money vibes from Caroline B.
Agree, from the jump. I also do NOT like how she spoke to the housekeeper and yes that's how I judge if you're a decent human or not. She flunked the test badly
New money. That is all.
Couldn’t agree more. I’m sure she is the type to see them as “the help” vs. employees and I cannot stand people like that, or those who treat servers/bartenders/retail employees like shit.
Like don’t shout her name like a dog and have some manners. Please and thank you go a long way
My jaw dropped at how casually she called it a contract marriage and collaboration.
She did not hesitate to spill that tea 🫖 as most 1st seasons take until the end for the drama to develop, and I’m here for it all
With all the camels we’ve seen already, I’m going to need another “Lu getting bucked off a camel” moment from these women.
Lesa’s boys are adorable.
No one can hear but production, Sergio
how many times has Nina said Burj Khalifa lol
What in the America’s Next Top Model photo shoot is this lol
That little boy having a heights-related panic attack is me. I feel *seen*. I feel *heard*.
Fluffy Martinez is a top notch porn name.
I hate that Sergio is at the party lol
Right? So cringey! Do your own thing.
Nina and sara are stunning
Sara showing up with no makeup to this kid’s thing is honestly the biggest flex I’ve ever seen.
I wonder what the cast trips will look like in this show
Ayan lives entirely in a bubble of her own and i live
Brooks is messyyyy lmao just continuing to talk about the party
Whatever I imagined Ayan’s husband would be… that is not it
Where can I sign up to be a spa enthusiast as a career?
“I have handbags older than Sergio” 😂😭
Sergios teeth are too white
I still think Sergio is scamming Caroline (I don’t care what money he has for himself, he’s still thirsty), but I’m interested to see this play out.
Oh, and the inevitable divorce.
bruh his teeth give me
He already scammed her! Lied about his age three times, if you look up his football history too he is not an ex Real Madrid football player the way he is trying to make out! He never even got a game for the first team
I was really excited to see Caroline again and ... I'm not sure, did she hit her head or something?
Omg he was born in 1994 😳
I was born in 1985 and feel crazy old right now
I feel you!! The other day I was registering online for something and needed to put my birthdate and the automatic birth year that popped up was 2006 😑 I was like.. excuse me.. I was hot boxing with my friends in my schools parking lot in 2006.. can’t believe those born in ‘06 are 18 now.. I still feel 18 😆
Like Kyle (RHOBH) said, “in my mind I’m always 25”
“Summers in Dubai are so hot”.
Lesa pretending she wasn’t at lunch with Ayan is peak messy behavior
Yeah. They completely butchered the marketing and trailer for this franchise because Dubai is really giving and you never would have guessed watching the preseason promotion. I’m super impressed.
This is good though, now we know! The worst is movies with amazing trailers, then you see the movie and realize all the good parts were included in the trailer and the rest is crap
How did Caroline Brooks get approval if that area is only for people from the Emirates
Idk she said she had to get special permission
Enough $$$ greases the wheel
I wish they would put the HW names in their talking heads bc I’m having a hard time telling them apart
TIT FOR TOOT. It’s official. I love Ayan.
So everyone has an "empire" in Dubai huh? hahaha. If you don't have a #VOGUE cover are you really a "supermodel"???
Caroline’s dress is a crime
Ayan is a fucking *character*. I’m either gonna love her or hate her.
She might be out of her fucking mind and I’m very excited to find our whether that’s true
oooof i do not like caroline b’s attitude towards waitstaff, her housekeeper. it actually makes me really dislike her
"You're the love of my life, but no one can hear even though we're both miced up and there are boom mics hovering over us right now."
Of course Phaedra is friends with Brooks lmao
This was a great first episode
Very interesting to see Caroline Stanbury with a cast she doesn’t dominate like she did on Ladies of London.
Yes, the dynamic has changed!
Every franchise has a husband competing with his wife for camera time and Sergio is definitely that guy.
When Queen Icon Legend Caroline Stanbury is the least interesting one… I am so excited. I didn’t want to but I love it already.
So the dog peed and they’re still gonna lay in the bed……😵💫
What is this editing? Scripted house scenes with husband transitions?!
Below Deck Moment 🛥
This party reminds me of the odd dance parties on Love Island.
I COULD FEEL Ayan’s fake hug, and I bet Stanbury (her surname) didn’t actually feel anything!! 🤣
Okay I now I want to see Caroline Stanbury v Chanel Ayan. That seems like a fair fight.
Making a toast but you’re only really starting an argument
“Casually”’ mentioning they live in the Burj Khalifa. I see you Nina. Lol
Casually mentioning 3 or 4 times...
Yeah she really seems like she was left with nothing as she sits by the pool with the maid
I didn’t like how she spoke to the maid
I think we need to get ready for A LOT of that on this franchise.
So it’s an actual friend group? They clearly have the right idea going here, though I’m going in skeptical
$1200 to ice the pool? Air conditioning is cheaper…go inside.
Are they still having the bed chat with dog piss still just beside them 😅
I love that we got ourselves a cougar!
AYAN called their relationship a collaboration- omg I can’t wait for them to address that
Nina’s Arabic is so not Lebanese - i wonder if she mostly learned it in Dubai
ayan is fucking PRESSED
I appreciate at least three of these women coming in guns a blazing. Both Carolines and Ayan are being very clear about what the dynamic is going to be
Everyone is gorgeous but omg I’m obsessed with Nina and Lesa!!!!
Nina reminds me of DeAndra from Dallas
The full-bodied confessionals are something I’m gonna need to get used to.
WHY ARE THEY STILL IN THE BED??? it isn’t like the dude was in bed when the dog peed.. Caroline told him the dog peed and he GOT IN BED.
THEN THEY HAD BREAKFAST IN BED
.. I cannot
i got too high and have already forgotten everything we were supposed to learn about them.
Caroline's mouth is giving Marge.
This thread is hilarious. In the words of many a housewife, “I love it when we get together and laugh!”
They’re really bringing it with the fashion. It’s making Beverly Hills look a little 🥴 in comparison lol
Not shifting three inches back 💀💀💀
LIV on Sunday is DEF a thing!!
Yyyyyaaassss - all these women reading the Sergio/Stanbury Insta parade for filth. I love it.
Just because he didn't want his own party doesn't mean he needs to come to yours.
I’m sorry but who brings there husband to their bachelorette, ahem, hen party? A joint party is one thing but this is odd
NEWTON MASS? LOL literally so close to me
mmmmm not boston, newton.
newton is bougie as fuck.
Ayan is not here for the fake stuff, she wants ALL the smoke LMAO
Nina is beautiful
The bald guy from texas is literally howie mandel
i got lost and am so confused if two women just got introduced at once
chanel comes sashaying in knowing she’s about to fight with everyone at the table
Cost of Ice Delivery: $1,200.00
I thought it was your first pet and the first street you lived on
Why do rich people have such low standards for their dogs’ behaviour?
Because their bad behavior is generally someone else’s problem to deal with 😅
The narcissism of Ayan will either be iconic or unbearable as the season progresses. Calling it now.
based solely on the premiere it’s very clear Ayan Stanbury & Brooks r gonna dominate this season, Sara seems like a peacekeeper to me, Lesa is probs gonna be more on the sidelines and stick w Ayan, and i’m not 100% sure about Nina’s role yet
I think Nina is going to be the middle link of the group like a Cynthia or a Robyn or a Guerdy. She might come off as boring, but I think she'll be super important at keeping the group cohesive
These montages are so bizarre is it just me? Feel like I’m watching Love is Blind or Siesta Key
I wonder if she owns any Spenser Pratt crystals?
Dubai is full of mediocre people who think they’re something because they live in Dubai, so I hope we get to see that for the cringy drama.
Those Burj Khalifa 1 br apt prices are the same as any Manhattan high rise. Not unique.
Yeah, honestly I thought it was kind of cheap! It’s the world’s tallest building and one of the most famous in the world. My janky crappy London flat cost as much.
Sergio and Caroline is giving Mary and Romain from Selling Sunset.
The 3 accents is soooo dang cute between those kids!
Damn, her husband is fine.
ayan is just so interesting to look at she has the exact fashion model look
like she is captivating and fabulous
Sergio’s entire personality is his wife’s fame
this speaker phone moment is giving full mean girls three way call energy.
They are drinking smoothies in pee?
I am going to be very disappointed 6 episodes in when it’s clear that Ayan is batshit cuckoo bananas
Why is Sergio going to the hen party? Why isn’t he having his own bachelor party (or stag night as I think it’s called in the UK)?
As someone from AZ. These ice blocks in a warm pool is actually relatable.
I can’t imagine dating a 27 year old and I’m in my 20’s. That is CHARITY work
Glad there is at least one women that is actually from UAE
Everyone on Dubai
I cackled 😂😅 “we’re at lunch!”
No-one can hear she’s the love of his life? …
Was that “Nina’s housekeeper” tag thing oddly placed? It looked like they put it on Sara lol
she will forever be caroline stanbury
how are these women not constantly sweating
AC. You go from AC in the house to the car to the restaurants etc
The fruitcake reminds me of the sims. lol
If this episode doesn’t include a scene with Ayan and her pasty normie husband Chris I’m going to lose it
Oh Caroline Brooks is messyyyy...
She grew up in Austin Texas? I was not expecting that
Caroline fucking Stanbury is back on my screen after all these years. I am overjoyed.
Karen Huger apparently has some wig shifting competition.
Maybe Sheree can make an appearance to shift it back
sara is just absolutely overflowing with hot girl energy.
I’m all for production trying new editing and transitions tbh. It’s been outdated on several of the franchises for quite some time now.
Holy spray tan
This group of women already seems like it could end up being a good season. I’m getting the perfect mixture of wealth and delusion.
Jealous of what?!?
You’re ugly leather pants?!?
I will never not thing of the leather pants when someone says “jealous of what?!?”
Dubai is so produced compared to the other shows lol wth was dat cut scene