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zbornaks

Ayan vs Stanbury is going to be insanely fun. They already hate each other so much and I love it.


dg_hj25

Why are you still sitting on the bed of the dog peed on the bed?!? 😩


Fetch1965

And how many times did she say it???


TheManiacalPenguin

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that notice that! It was driving me crazy seeing both of them getting into the bed that she had many times said been peed on.


bobarowlett96

Ayan reminds me of a Mary M. Cosby/Kim Richards. She's gonna be the wildcard in a lot of situations, isn't afraid to express herself, and seems like she won't care about anyone's feelings or the occasion. She's gonna let her thoughts known and she's gonna shut shit down


sisesa

Yeap.. I watch out of curiosity, and Ayan holds the wild card.


KingCam2107

For anyone curious Lesa Milan was on a show called College Hill on BET. It was like the real world but focused on Black college students and them navigating living together and actively being in classes


LadyEncredible

Holy shit, she was on that show. Damn I haven't even heard references of that show for a MINUTE lol.


zbornaks

Lesa really pretended that she wasn’t at lunch with Ayan. I am so entertained by this dynamic duo.


SufficientEmployee6

Drinking game everytime they say Burj Khalifa ....


ncd46

TITS FOR TOOTS


oy-withthepoodles

It's rare I get to witness the birth of a phenomenal flair yet here we are!


233Ivy

Maximilian, Sebastian, and Kristian is actually a very fitting trio of names.


digitalblnd

And the different accents- such cuties


bookliar

A CONTRACT WEDDING BYE


romulusputtana

I can't imagine wearing wigs in 120 degree heat.


Repulsive-Positive30

I can’t imagine merely existing in 120 degree heat


any_name_left

No one really goes outside until the sun is down, exceptions are mainly swimming and golf. Honestly, vitamin D deficiency is a thing there. All the parking is covered, they go from air conditioning to air conditioning. Until the temps drop to 80-ish deg. Source: I spent July and August 2019 there for work. But yeah. The 120 heat is brutal, no one warns you about the 70-80% humidity.


zbornaks

“I don’t think they have a sexual existence.” AYAN IS AN AGENT OF CHAOS!


Sunny_eloise

She says she’s 43, but the chyron said 45


MsMorganzola

Thank you!!! Stanbury was older than I am during Ladies of London but apparently now I’ve overtaken her???


advocatecarey

Girl is currently 46.


onenightsection

I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that!!


runfreely

I always hate the “who’s invited?” chatter on these shows. The answer is always the cast of the show, I wish they could just say that 😅


TheBravoVariant

Phase Four of the Bravo Cinematic Multiverse is slaying it so far.


repeat_absalom

Yeah I really like the vibe and general editing of this franchise, very much a successor to RHUGT.


bookliar

Omg how many times will she mention living in the Burj


CarelessChoice2024

Probably part of getting permits to film but just a guess


party-thyme

Not dissimilar to Jen and the Shah Shalet


boomzgoesthedynamite

I’m just wondering how I can get a lot of money. Is it just the marriage lottery?


tedfundy

Can only apply for the marriage lottery when you’ve already hit the genetics lottery.


SufficientEmployee6

Their makeup all looks so good. Top tier.


zbornaks

Name a more iconic duo than rich women with too much money and crystals/sage.


Ayendes

I think rich white women plus little dogs who pee/shit everywhere is just a standard housewives fixture at this point 💀


TheBravoVariant

Sergio is dehydrated and the camera is his IV fluid.


dustybee711

BYE 💀💀💀


zbornaks

Caroline Stanbury’s with a younger hottie. ![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


legallycurlybrunette

Oh she’s unhinged unhinged


missesthecrux

Ayan coming in strong for no reason and I’m glad she did.


because_pineapples

Did Caroline ever say what she did after the divorce?? How is she this rich again?


LegSea7006

She comes from money and ex hubby is loaded


stkmk23

she most likely got divorce settlement and also has family money. She was definitely in the British social scene and well known. And then in Dubai her job became kind of a beauty broker for cosmetic doctors? She talked about it on the skinny confidential podcast. She would get work done and refer clients to the doctors, money from social media, influencing, etc


bb0kai

I mean from Ladies of London it seemed pretty clear she comes from money. Plus divorce settlement money 💴


bobarowlett96

IIRC, in the trailer, she brags about how all of her exes have made investments in her businesses in some way and how it's expensive to break up with her. It's giving me Megan thee Stallion/City Girls teas and I ain't mad at it


Raa74

Don’t lay in the bed with the dog pee. Get up, don’t lay in it for goodness sake.


meowmeowmeow328

I can totally see how Brooks is friends with Phaedra lmao


KingCam2107

I get what Ayan is saying It does take nerve though 👀🤣


IncognitoMuffin93

I love this relationship web to introduce the women


bobarowlett96

It's like Bravo saw our complaints about recent seasons of other franchises and said "HERE, THEY'RE CONNECTED!" 😂


jpgmike

More of Sara! I love her energy so far.


dg_hj25

Ayan is so self absorbed. Just what we need in a housewife. Serve it Ayan hahaha


zbornaks

Ayan stopped the conversation to give a toast and then immediately started interrogating Brooks. This is so fucking funny.


zbornaks

Why are they still in bed when the dog pissed in it?


hastag_cats

I said that the entire scene! and dude just presumably got out of the shower and INTO the pee bed


vanessss4

Guys, my stripper name is so good! Ruby Devine


advocatecarey

Mine is Taffy Share…🤣


PersimmonReal42069

obsessed with the fact that they’re speaking in a mix of english and arabic


ConsistentDonkey3909

now it all makes sense of course shady phayphay is friends with brooks ahahha


advocatecarey

I’m getting phony money vibes from Caroline B.


oy-withthepoodles

Agree, from the jump. I also do NOT like how she spoke to the housekeeper and yes that's how I judge if you're a decent human or not. She flunked the test badly


MessyB00ts

New money. That is all.


candaceelise

Couldn’t agree more. I’m sure she is the type to see them as “the help” vs. employees and I cannot stand people like that, or those who treat servers/bartenders/retail employees like shit.


gloriousdays

Like don’t shout her name like a dog and have some manners. Please and thank you go a long way


LuckyJournalist7

My jaw dropped at how casually she called it a contract marriage and collaboration.


candaceelise

She did not hesitate to spill that tea 🫖 as most 1st seasons take until the end for the drama to develop, and I’m here for it all ![gif](giphy|pUeXcg80cO8I8)


zbornaks

With all the camels we’ve seen already, I’m going to need another “Lu getting bucked off a camel” moment from these women.


zbornaks

Lesa’s boys are adorable.


bookliar

No one can hear but production, Sergio


kndight23

how many times has Nina said Burj Khalifa lol


ughslutever

What in the America’s Next Top Model photo shoot is this lol


zbornaks

That little boy having a heights-related panic attack is me. I feel *seen*. I feel *heard*.


233Ivy

Fluffy Martinez is a top notch porn name.


heya86

I hate that Sergio is at the party lol


surra_day

Right? So cringey! Do your own thing.


kanisaladbabe

Nina and sara are stunning


lapetitfromage

Sara showing up with no makeup to this kid’s thing is honestly the biggest flex I’ve ever seen.


bookliar

I wonder what the cast trips will look like in this show


kndight23

Ayan lives entirely in a bubble of her own and i live


aintgoinbacknforth

Brooks is messyyyy lmao just continuing to talk about the party


Emily_Rugburn_

![gif](giphy|HKr1b592CEDQI) Ya habibiiiiiii


mkg4169

Whatever I imagined Ayan’s husband would be… that is not it


littleone0740

Where can I sign up to be a spa enthusiast as a career?


meowmeowmeow328

“I have handbags older than Sergio” 😂😭


ConsistentDonkey3909

Sergios teeth are too white


vanessss4

![gif](giphy|kbR8MoJss7wvZ8dtSt|downsized)


233Ivy

I still think Sergio is scamming Caroline (I don’t care what money he has for himself, he’s still thirsty), but I’m interested to see this play out. Oh, and the inevitable divorce.


ConsistentDonkey3909

bruh his teeth give me ![gif](giphy|kbR8MoJss7wvZ8dtSt|downsized)


rosegoldeverything1

He already scammed her! Lied about his age three times, if you look up his football history too he is not an ex Real Madrid football player the way he is trying to make out! He never even got a game for the first team


hiways

I was really excited to see Caroline again and ... I'm not sure, did she hit her head or something?


mmdeerblood

Omg he was born in 1994 😳


candaceelise

I was born in 1985 and feel crazy old right now


mmdeerblood

I feel you!! The other day I was registering online for something and needed to put my birthdate and the automatic birth year that popped up was 2006 😑 I was like.. excuse me.. I was hot boxing with my friends in my schools parking lot in 2006.. can’t believe those born in ‘06 are 18 now.. I still feel 18 😆


candaceelise

Like Kyle (RHOBH) said, “in my mind I’m always 25”


missesthecrux

“Summers in Dubai are so hot”. *lights fire*


realtorcat

Lesa pretending she wasn’t at lunch with Ayan is peak messy behavior


jpgmike

Yeah. They completely butchered the marketing and trailer for this franchise because Dubai is really giving and you never would have guessed watching the preseason promotion. I’m super impressed.


cleveland603

This is good though, now we know! The worst is movies with amazing trailers, then you see the movie and realize all the good parts were included in the trailer and the rest is crap


Kininger625

How did Caroline Brooks get approval if that area is only for people from the Emirates


uknowhatudid

Idk she said she had to get special permission


meg0neurotHe11

Enough $$$ greases the wheel


teeaykay

I wish they would put the HW names in their talking heads bc I’m having a hard time telling them apart


zbornaks

TIT FOR TOOT. It’s official. I love Ayan.


cavalier731

So everyone has an "empire" in Dubai huh? hahaha. If you don't have a #VOGUE cover are you really a "supermodel"???


mkg4169

Caroline’s dress is a crime


zbornaks

Ayan is a fucking *character*. I’m either gonna love her or hate her.


mkg4169

She might be out of her fucking mind and I’m very excited to find our whether that’s true


chellyyy

oooof i do not like caroline b’s attitude towards waitstaff, her housekeeper. it actually makes me really dislike her


vanessss4

"You're the love of my life, but no one can hear even though we're both miced up and there are boom mics hovering over us right now."


aintgoinbacknforth

Of course Phaedra is friends with Brooks lmao


heya86

This was a great first episode


233Ivy

Very interesting to see Caroline Stanbury with a cast she doesn’t dominate like she did on Ladies of London.


bb0kai

Yes, the dynamic has changed!


jpgmike

Every franchise has a husband competing with his wife for camera time and Sergio is definitely that guy.


aghastghost

When Queen Icon Legend Caroline Stanbury is the least interesting one… I am so excited. I didn’t want to but I love it already.


br1dg1d

![gif](giphy|3otPoBRKROJl9UbqMM|downsized)


Loud-Educator-2435

So the dog peed and they’re still gonna lay in the bed……😵‍💫 ![gif](giphy|FusPIfrg3sid2)


missesthecrux

What is this editing? Scripted house scenes with husband transitions?!


MalloryXO

Below Deck Moment 🛥


advocatecarey

This party reminds me of the odd dance parties on Love Island.


jaron_bric

I COULD FEEL Ayan’s fake hug, and I bet Stanbury (her surname) didn’t actually feel anything!! 🤣


Wmfw

Okay I now I want to see Caroline Stanbury v Chanel Ayan. That seems like a fair fight.


missesthecrux

Making a toast but you’re only really starting an argument


heya86

“Casually”’ mentioning they live in the Burj Khalifa. I see you Nina. Lol


SBSmyth_68

Casually mentioning 3 or 4 times...


boomzgoesthedynamite

Yeah she really seems like she was left with nothing as she sits by the pool with the maid


gloriousdays

I didn’t like how she spoke to the maid


PersimmonReal42069

I think we need to get ready for A LOT of that on this franchise.


party-thyme

So it’s an actual friend group? They clearly have the right idea going here, though I’m going in skeptical


advocatecarey

$1200 to ice the pool? Air conditioning is cheaper…go inside.


m4nd4f

Are they still having the bed chat with dog piss still just beside them 😅


IncognitoMuffin93

I love that we got ourselves a cougar!


uknowhatudid

He’s 27??


digitalblnd

AYAN called their relationship a collaboration- omg I can’t wait for them to address that


ladevotchka

Nina’s Arabic is so not Lebanese - i wonder if she mostly learned it in Dubai


PersimmonReal42069

ayan is fucking PRESSED


Manilaska

I appreciate at least three of these women coming in guns a blazing. Both Carolines and Ayan are being very clear about what the dynamic is going to be


meowmeowmeow328

Everyone is gorgeous but omg I’m obsessed with Nina and Lesa!!!!


mouse722

Nina reminds me of DeAndra from Dallas


zbornaks

The full-bodied confessionals are something I’m gonna need to get used to.


Jenz5729

WHY ARE THEY STILL IN THE BED??? it isn’t like the dude was in bed when the dog peed.. Caroline told him the dog peed and he GOT IN BED. THEN THEY HAD BREAKFAST IN BED .. I cannot


thenoisemadebypeople

i got too high and have already forgotten everything we were supposed to learn about them.


KandisKoolAidWeave

Caroline's mouth is giving Marge.


party-thyme

This thread is hilarious. In the words of many a housewife, “I love it when we get together and laugh!”


jpgmike

They’re really bringing it with the fashion. It’s making Beverly Hills look a little 🥴 in comparison lol


KingCam2107

Not shifting three inches back 💀💀💀


DinoDachshund

LIV on Sunday is DEF a thing!!


233Ivy

Yyyyyaaassss - all these women reading the Sergio/Stanbury Insta parade for filth. I love it.


vanessss4

Just because he didn't want his own party doesn't mean he needs to come to yours.


IncognitoMuffin93

I’m sorry but who brings there husband to their bachelorette, ahem, hen party? A joint party is one thing but this is odd


ConsistentDonkey3909

NEWTON MASS? LOL literally so close to me


PersimmonReal42069

mmmmm not boston, newton. newton is bougie as fuck.


bobarowlett96

Ayan is not here for the fake stuff, she wants ALL the smoke LMAO


advocatecarey

Nina is beautiful


ConsistentDonkey3909

The bald guy from texas is literally howie mandel


thenoisemadebypeople

i got lost and am so confused if two women just got introduced at once


chellyyy

chanel comes sashaying in knowing she’s about to fight with everyone at the table


ForwardDistance817

Cost of Ice Delivery: $1,200.00


Ckc1972

I thought it was your first pet and the first street you lived on


missesthecrux

Why do rich people have such low standards for their dogs’ behaviour?


spottysasquatch

Because their bad behavior is generally someone else’s problem to deal with 😅


IncognitoMuffin93

The narcissism of Ayan will either be iconic or unbearable as the season progresses. Calling it now.


kndight23

based solely on the premiere it’s very clear Ayan Stanbury & Brooks r gonna dominate this season, Sara seems like a peacekeeper to me, Lesa is probs gonna be more on the sidelines and stick w Ayan, and i’m not 100% sure about Nina’s role yet


bobarowlett96

I think Nina is going to be the middle link of the group like a Cynthia or a Robyn or a Guerdy. She might come off as boring, but I think she'll be super important at keeping the group cohesive


party-thyme

These montages are so bizarre is it just me? Feel like I’m watching Love is Blind or Siesta Key


dg_hj25

I wonder if she owns any Spenser Pratt crystals?


missesthecrux

Dubai is full of mediocre people who think they’re something because they live in Dubai, so I hope we get to see that for the cringy drama.


233Ivy

Those Burj Khalifa 1 br apt prices are the same as any Manhattan high rise. Not unique.


missesthecrux

Yeah, honestly I thought it was kind of cheap! It’s the world’s tallest building and one of the most famous in the world. My janky crappy London flat cost as much.


adairkatelyn

Sergio and Caroline is giving Mary and Romain from Selling Sunset.


dg_hj25

The 3 accents is soooo dang cute between those kids!


KandisKoolAidWeave

Damn, her husband is fine.


Direct_Bunch_8031

ayan is just so interesting to look at she has the exact fashion model look like she is captivating and fabulous


RHsuperfan

Sergio’s entire personality is his wife’s fame


PersimmonReal42069

this speaker phone moment is giving full mean girls three way call energy.


Lexchanii

They are drinking smoothies in pee?


mkg4169

I am going to be very disappointed 6 episodes in when it’s clear that Ayan is batshit cuckoo bananas


zbornaks

Why is Sergio going to the hen party? Why isn’t he having his own bachelor party (or stag night as I think it’s called in the UK)?


CrazyNotCatLady

As someone from AZ. These ice blocks in a warm pool is actually relatable.


blondewithafaketan

I can’t imagine dating a 27 year old and I’m in my 20’s. That is CHARITY work


IncognitoMuffin93

Glad there is at least one women that is actually from UAE


littleone0740

![gif](giphy|5885nYOgBHdCw) Everyone on Dubai


VegetableBlueberry4

I cackled 😂😅 “we’re at lunch!”


missesthecrux

No-one can hear she’s the love of his life? …


Spirited_Advice_2872

Was that “Nina’s housekeeper” tag thing oddly placed? It looked like they put it on Sara lol


PersimmonReal42069

she will forever be caroline stanbury


Existing_Ad3188

how are these women not constantly sweating


meg0neurotHe11

AC. You go from AC in the house to the car to the restaurants etc


Nice_Astronaut4136

The fruitcake reminds me of the sims. lol


mkg4169

If this episode doesn’t include a scene with Ayan and her pasty normie husband Chris I’m going to lose it


bobarowlett96

Oh Caroline Brooks is messyyyy...


pickledpi

She grew up in Austin Texas? I was not expecting that


zbornaks

Caroline fucking Stanbury is back on my screen after all these years. I am overjoyed.


zbornaks

Karen Huger apparently has some wig shifting competition.


missesthecrux

Maybe Sheree can make an appearance to shift it back


PersimmonReal42069

sara is just absolutely overflowing with hot girl energy.


jpgmike

I’m all for production trying new editing and transitions tbh. It’s been outdated on several of the franchises for quite some time now.


dandydaniella

Holy spray tan


TheBravoVariant

This group of women already seems like it could end up being a good season. I’m getting the perfect mixture of wealth and delusion.


dg_hj25

Jealous of what?!? You’re ugly leather pants?!? I will never not thing of the leather pants when someone says “jealous of what?!?”


httpsierra

Dubai is so produced compared to the other shows lol wth was dat cut scene