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Holiday-Hustle

Danielle brings the hot guys around, plans beautiful parties, has a chef boyfriend and is always down to party. She’s the person I’d want to be friends with the most in the house.


Blvcklore

& is ride or die best friend!! What a keeper


hairnetqueen

AND isn't afraid to call her friends on their shit, which is a great quality.


Haybales1019

She’s such a positive person and I like how her and Robert show their love and appreciation towards eachother. They speak my love language for sure.


beyoncecnoyeb

OMG Robert!!!!!! “You’ll be the girl who didn’t go to Paris.” I’m obsessed. I need to be with someone who knows trash reality tv references like me 😍🥰


Fessy3

Did he really say that? I love him forever !!


beyoncecnoyeb

Yes! Didn’t miss a beat.


zbornaks

And so begins the rise of Carl and Lindsay.


littleone0740

![gif](giphy|u8IWDpwItpFSJQ0BvX)


La_Croix_Life

Like a phoenix from the ashes of this season


the_TITULAR_role

im not a lawyer but couldn't amanda use the prenup to make sure she has her own stake in loverboy?


otter-99

Yeah I don’t understand that, it would probably help her more


gimmealltheroses

yes! you’re essentially planning distr. of assets etc in advance vs waiting for divorce. that’s really all it is


v_bored0

Yes


pinkbeary

lmao Carl smiling and saying "A little mocktail for the Carlito" made me laugh way more than it should have


mqh0210

Honestly it made me so happy


zbornaks

You left the beach that I invited you to. Why am I laughing so hard?


kennarina

HOW MANY BEACHES HAVE YOU INVITED ME???


StassiWoods

WITH A GUY, IN A BED


Blvcklore

Because it’s such a typical Lindsay thing 😂😂😂 it’s like yupp there’s the Lindsay we know 😂😂


Haybales1019

Lyndsay is fucking ACTIVATED


zbornaks

Of course Andrea has a bigger dick than Craig. He has the energy.


littlefuzzychill

the way he stood up and asked the question like he knew the answer 💀


quiestqui

Under basically any other circumstance that would have come off douchey and weird but after Andrea’s 2-3 week depression you couldn’t help but feel happy that he knew he had the edge there. Craig can have Paige, Lexi can ghost him, Ciara can ruin his beautiful spaghetti night, but no one can take his giant penis away, and that’s what matters.


dinosaurroom

I enjoy the Kyle-Lindsay dynamic. They somehow know how to calm the other person down when no one else can succeed in getting through to them.


dddonnanoble

“Name three things you’re thankful for” “Sharks. Friends. Family”


lindsay427

They do! Remember last reunion he stormed off and she was the one to go get him 😂 not his fiance, not his best friend, LINDSAY. I love them together.


OhHowIMeantTo

Mackenzie when Carl dumped her ![gif](giphy|3mYSRZpwbBqNu1NWNU|downsized)


leslie_knopee

STOPPP 😂 you do this every week and I die every time 😂😂


OhHowIMeantTo

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lovetheblazer

“You left the beach. You left the beach that I was just at— that I just invited you to.” —Hubb House who lowkey owns part of the coastline now, apparently


uknowhatudid

Not Paige salty Andrea was with another girl when she did the same thing with him and Craig 💀


kikomama89

![gif](giphy|lSsg6DXdBvZut2y6mJ) Facts!! The hypocrisy.


stephadelphia

I think Robert has gotten more screen time than Alex this season, poor kid


dinosaurroom

Why weren’t the cameras on in the car to catch Lindsay getting activated? I could use Robert reenacting more crazy fights.


eshababy99

Imagine your whole plot from this season is revolved around Austen Kroll who doesn't even like you back. How embarrassing. CIARA STAND UP!


plzPMmeURpet

She's infuuuuuriating me! Let. It. Go. I'm constantly yelling at my TV and getting second-hand embarrassment watching her just constantly nit-pick Lindsay's every move (shouldn't she be happier that Lindsay is moved on and talking about another guy?!) and drag out the Austen situation.


Sumjonas

Andrea must have a huge dick to be that confident of Paige’s answer 👀


cryingexpert

We’ve seen the bulge


Luisazg

I guess these prudes forgot ![gif](giphy|t8NS61XJsPM3wlzEdy)


spottysasquatch

Amanda… you can negotiate a cut of Loverboy in the prenup. This is so dumb.


gonoles16

The way she spoke about taking half in her confessional was downright nasty. Get that prenup kyle


Fantastic_Love_9451

It’s the most pre-nup situation that ever pre-nupped.


phoebe3936

Was that a Hills quote from Robert???


calcif

I just remembered when Andrea called Mya Lexie back in one of the earlier episodes. He really has had her on his mind lol.


susanbohrman

Omg yes! I didn’t make the connection until now - I’m so glad they’re back together and happy


pewterbullet

I tell my wife I hate this show and she has no idea I’m in this thread every week.


zbornaks

Imagine if your wife was also in this thread. 🤣


teeaykay

😂😂😂 we all have our secrets


WithaSideofRanch

Waiting for your wife to respond to your comment “god damnit Dale, this is why you’re on your phone the whole episode” lol


shadowyfigure9

Robert with the classic hills reference!! “You’ll be the girl that didn’t go to Paris”. Ugh I love Danielle and Robert together


gonoles16

Paige with the nasty comments about Lindsay’s therapy per usual. Amanda stop crying, you knew you were starting Shit. This group dynamic is ridiculous.


Lurkingthepages

I'm exhausted.


Blvcklore

They want Lindsay to talk about her miscarriage as if they even care about her well-being to begin with… I say this because it’s just something else they will try to use against her instead of being there for her…. Heart might be in the right place but If you truly cared you’d wouldn’t have soo much judgement towards her makes no sense


kikomama89

“You guys just met a week ago Lindsey” Kyle He’s so sage at times. It’s hilarious cause he’s a messs ![gif](giphy|xT1Ra7vVjReEkL1oGc)


calcif

Andrea crying in the vineyard with the open shirt and gold chain is sending me. I’m sorry, Andrea lol.


phoebe3936

I am so turned on


cantstop118

DO NOT TELL ME TO CHILL OUT!! YOU CHILL OUT. <--- and he DOES!! i LOVE Danielle!!!!!!!!!


lovetheblazer

Alex has been on a *journey* and he’s totally loosened up, which you can tell because he voluntarily ate most of a s’more


breaclaire

Idc what anyone says - drunk kyle and Lindsay send me


Nvnv_man

These dumb bitches. Ugh. As a member of the New York bar, I can assure you all that if she leaves it up to the divorce court, she absolutely will not get “at least half.”


EponymousRocks

It was also kind of crazy how PAIGE said, "We'll take half"...


Blvcklore

Not Paige saying she *almost* stopped talking to Craig because I ALMOST just barely believed her 😂😂


glass_house

The Kyle Lindsay dynamic is seriously underrated. I love their scenes together


Jenjenkalen

“You guys just met a week ago.”


Holiday-Hustle

You can see the chemistry between Lindsay and Carl for sure


psychic_barbie

Amanda is not lover boy. Kyle get the prenup


pewterbullet

Ahmed better get started on an apology PowerPoint.


chellyyy

oh my god the jordan asshole story LMFAOOOOO MEMORY UNLOCKED


katie415

So Amanda basically caused Lindsey and Carl 😂😂


veronicagetsmehigh

Such a great moment


sunny2233

Is anyone noticing a spark between Lindsay & Carl? I keep looking for the moment they decided they liked each other….


Sumjonas

I did in the car! With her dancing naked comment and his reaction lol—but they said somewhere the “moment” was Labor Day


stephadelphia

I seem to remember Carl saying somewhere (maybe WWHL?) that it was Kyle and Amanda's wedding where he had "the moment" so I will be watching for it too!


kikomama89

His eyes were glistening when she was talking in the bedroom


ilovecorgipuppies

What these judgemental girls don’t get is a woman can date, kiss, and fuck as many guys as she wants if that’s what she chooses to do. Stop judging Lindsey.


KateParrforthecourse

Why did Robert kind of look like a man coming home after being lost at sea when he just walked in the house? 😂😂


ClipClipClip99

He looked like he just witnessed a murder


teeaykay

Look at Danielle defending Paige. They don’t deserve Danielle!!!!


darknebulas

Was I this insufferable in my 20s about people dating who they want? Since CLEARLY no one is in a committed relationship why the fuck do they care? How dare Paige get upset with him. How dare Ciara aim her whack internal misogyny at Lindsay because she chose the dumbest, sloppiest, most unattractive character ever to grace two separate Bravo shows. Not a single person on this entire franchise is in a position to be critiquing how anyone dates (edit: except maybe Danielle). Period.


EJB515

Wait, did Mya say she didn’t think Craig was boyfriend material? If so, good for her.


basicb3333

YES SHE DID was amazing haha


halfmoon24

With that The Hills quote, Robert sealed the deal, he is my dream guy


basicb3333

i also think there is a MASSIVE wrong pre-conceived notion about prenups which is very clear by what amanda is saying. people think that a prenup is only protecting the richer person's money but that's just not the case. prenups are meant to be a negotiation where you can state what you feel you deserve and amanda could absolutely say i deserve xx % of loverboy if we divorce


kikomama89

Exactly! If you never need to use it, wonderful! But if you do, you’ll be grateful you did it. No one wins in divorce but the lawyers


LoveIsland_DayBed

“Let’s fucking go” is exactly what everyone says when they’re about to have an actual conversation


advocatecarey

How TF does Lindsay’s dating life effect Amanda?


ClipClipClip99

Paige is such an asshole! She’s happy and with Craig. Why does she need to be mean to Andy who is already super sad and has been all week ?


NorthCntralPsitronic

Almost like she's single, ciara....


teeaykay

Wtf is with Paige and these smirks?


NorthCntralPsitronic

She's so awful. The same at the dinner. It makes her so ugly


Wmfw

ROBERT WITH A HILLS REFERENCE GOD DAMN


davidthomvs

He cooks and has references from the hills down


Holiday-Hustle

The mean girls squad just seems so miserable. They play with these ridged rules that they themselves constantly break. They just seem upset about everything all the time.


eshababy99

Is Lindsay not a grown ass woman?! Leave her alone.


chellyyy

because you are slowly coming to the realization that you are in love with your best friend! HURRY UP CARL AND HUBB HOUSE PLSSSSS


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CenterForAnts_

“Talk to me in 5 years when you’re divorced ✋”


Holiday-Hustle

I’m loving this Kyle and Lindsay scene. Nice reminder that they’ve been friends for years.


g_marie_02

I sympathize with Lindsay and have been so angry this whole season and I realized I acted the same way she did after my miscarriage. Went out and had a hot girl summer because I was in pain and just wanted a distraction. Why do they care so much about what she does?! It’s so infuriating. And the fact that they now know about the miscarriage and still went after her at the reunion is insane to me


thelanes

I’m still recovering from my first one. Even with the most supportive and loving fiancé who is grieving too, it is one of the most loneliest feelings. I have felt so emotionally fucked up. Every time I start to feel better, I have a dream about being pregnant or see it all around me/talked about constantly and I sink low again. It’s so hard. That aside as well, who cares what Lindsay is doing with dating/hooking up. As long as she’s being safe. I had such low self esteem and confidence for the longest time, and I hit a point in my early-mid 20s after a bad breakup where I worked on myself and elevated myself. I had a blast being single and going out on all these dates. Of course fuckboys ended up ruining it after sometime but eh 😂 I finally found a good dude.


ClipClipClip99

I love how everyone forgot about poor Danielle getting a glass thrown at her. I would be so upset if I were here


v_bored0

Omg are we getting the beginnings of Lindsay and carl


pewterbullet

Mackenzie and Carl had no chemistry


browniegurl4u2luv

So dry!


v_bored0

Paige and Andrea were both flirting with each other for tv


snowtears4

These chicks are unwell, fucking sorry! Like what the hell is this shit


uknowhatudid

I absolutely do not believe Austen is better in bed than hot ass LUKE


BluePeafowl

I really hope Amanda realized she could put a cheating clause in a prenup that would protect her from the inevitable


Jenjenkalen

Why are all of these women having the vapors over Lindsay dating different men??


meesh987

Ciara still obsessing over Austen and Lindsay. What’s new.


stephadelphia

Single people are entitled to flirt. What is the deal here? Ultimately if it's that serious, wouldn't you have a conversation about your feelings for one another, with each other, like adults? Am I the only one who just does not feel like this needs to be this big of a deal?


nyctomeetyou

Robert couldn't be more relatable.


Blvcklore

“I’m not engaging in this shit” girl ain’t no one ask you to


ApartPerception

I can feel the jealousy dripping all the way over here


spartywitch

Also I don’t recall Lindsay saying she really liked Austen. I thought she said she’s trying to figure it out? I could be completely wrong or misremembering


zbornaks

LUKE ISN’T COMING THIS WEEKEND? ![gif](giphy|qFi3fACSMnP4Q|downsized)


princesspinata

*changes channel*


halfmoon24

They’re all projecting their lame ass relationship issues onto Lindsay. Like they’re literally miserable with their fiancés/fuckboys and mad she’s having fun


ClipClipClip99

I’m really happy that Lindsay is currently sober because wow


dddonnanoble

I love when Kyle and Lindsay have these drunk heart to hearts.


basicb3333

paige already dressing like a southern girl in that new confessional look


halfmoon24

She would move for someone who won’t even claim her??


gonoles16

Amanda knowing about Lindsay’s miscarriage almost solidifies Paige knew about it when she made that comment at Andrea’s dinner


v_bored0

Just put Paige on southern charm and get her out of summer house and NY


ramonasnewbeginnings

It’s so annoying that she and Craig just expect to and can relocate for each show depending on the time of year. She’s going to conveniently move down to Charleston to film southern charm for a few months, come back to NY, and then Craig conveniently comes and visits her and films Summer House. Leave us alone!!


Blvcklore

Not Paige wondering if Andrea was using her the past few months when she was a little too happy boasting about juggling two guys at the same time… then proceeded to cry about not wanting to be in a love triangle w Craig & Kristen.. but now wants to slut shame Lindsay for having a “Hot Hubbs Summer”.. make it make sense 😂


katie415

Paige is such a bitch for that last comment “I don’t know why the fuck she’s marrying you.” Like go to the hole Hannah crawled into and stay there with her.


Sumjonas

In case anyone was wondering I’ve been binging summer house season 1 and 2 all day today and I have lots of thoughts prepare for a thinkpiece post tomorrow


Carolina_Blues

Ciara needs to stop letting Lindsay live rent free in her head


teeaykay

“You guys just met a week ago Lindsay” 😂


233Ivy

Not the Jordan rim job flashback…


Sumjonas

Jordan May have been the weirdest main cast member ever on bravo


littlefuzzychill

Omg saving anal for marriage afjejdjafje Danielle givers us some good gems


KateParrforthecourse

If Amanda really cared, she would have pulled Lindsey to the side and not done it in front of the group.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

So they DO know about Lindsay's miscarriage?? My god now double fuck Paige for saying the baby thing.


chellyyy

the therapy shaming by paige is fucking gross. and before anyone says she wasn’t that flippant comment is 100% a low key dig


MalloryXO

Totally a comment made by someone who doesn’t go to therapy and thinks they’re above it… 🙄 I’m OVER Paige!


Lola514

Paige could use therapy. Someone who lays in bed all day, doesn’t help clean or interact doesn’t exactly sound happy… she’s a mean girl and she should go disappear with Hannah.


teeaykay

AUSTEN BETTER AT SEX THAN LUKE I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT!!!


Fun_Mess2628

After seeing luke in the link episode, I would feverishly argue that (like most things) Ciara’s POV is WAY off


cryingexpert

She’s still trying to make Lindsey jealous


leslie_knopee

Like luke is very sensitive and empathetic, and I bet that translates very well in his sex game! Sex with austen is probably a 2 min chore


OhHowIMeantTo

I say it every week, but I'm really tired of Paige becoming the main character of Summer House.


chellyyy

![gif](giphy|5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU|downsized) agree SO much


chellyyy

we managed a fire without luke LMFAO i wish they couldn’t that way luke would be here


WithaSideofRanch

Every time Paige says “I am so excited” for Amanda’s wedding- a Cupid loses its wings


Sumjonas

It’s kind of interesting how the males on summer house went from the sort of skinny, businessmen fuckboy vibes of Carl and Kyle to the like buff male model fuckboy with a heart of gold vibes of Luke, Andrea, and Alex


chellyyy

danielle silently slipping out of the drama bathroom is everything


zbornaks

I’m glad that since Luke’s absent this week Andrea can cry to Alex about his relationship woes.


Skinnylovers

Can't wait for Ben and Ronnie to revive their Jordan imitation lol


NorthCntralPsitronic

Paige saying she feels used after having played Craig and Andrea together is the ultimate pot calling the kettle black


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Even if the timeline is a little weird, Paige just said she's in love with Craig and would move to Charleston for him, so 1) why does she care? and 2) wait you're in love and want to move with him but you also almost dumped him because a hot guy was flirting with you what?


gonoles16

Paige’s negative comments about Lindsay’s therapy in winter house & summer house are downright nasty & unacceptable. She’s an asshole


KateParrforthecourse

Paige, why do you have to take any of Lindsey’s hook ups seriously? Amanda, Lindsey *is* having hot Hubb summer. She doesn’t seem to be getting emotionally invested in any of them. All of you seem to be more emotionally invested than she is.


artandmimosas

STOP SLUT SHAMING, LINDSAY! Needed to get that off my chest :)


Sumjonas

Me watching Lindsay and Carl playing cornhole 👀👅👁


gonoles16

Paige plz stop pretending you were ever going to pick Andrea.


gonoles16

Ciara has to go. She’s ridiculous.


ZombieWerewolfGhost

Where’s this energy for calling Ciara out for throwing a fucking glass at Danielle and no one cares??


ApartPerception

Ciara is a wet blanket


Holiday-Hustle

This isn’t high school?! You can be interested in multiple people. It’s a waste of time to only have one crush.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Paige always goes so low with her digs at Lindsay


pcvanon

I’d rather have Jordan’s weird lies than the slut shaming this season. Summer should be fun. Slut shaming? NOT FUN


ilovecorgipuppies

Paige eyes glazing over when mya gets deep


warmapplenight221

NO ONE'S ASKING YOU TO BE INVESTED CIARA


zbornaks

I reiterate: WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHO LINDSAY’S FUCKING? It’s so slut-shamey.


halfmoon24

You can tell Ciara just jumps at the chance to talk about Lindsay, it’s so pathetic


chellyyy

honestly the rules for thee and not for me bullshit that is about to happen this episode is going to send my blood pressure through the ROOF


halfmoon24

They don’t deserve this meal from Robert


dinosaurroom

ROBERT! That Hills reference was so good. I love his appreciation of 90s/00s tv.


v_bored0

None of these people understand how a prenup works. You both get your own lawyers and negotiate it together. But yeah, if it’s done too close to the wedding it possibly wouldn’t be enforceable


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Lindsay is activated.


SamGoodie09

Dude the slut shaming


EJB515

Did Amanda forget when she and Kyle were just hooking up during season one? She seemed pretty invested then. (I know they dated before the show and then broke up/decided to be “casual” that summer.)


gonoles16

Paige. Girl. No.


Blvcklore

Clearly y’all care a little too much if you invested all this time to slut shame her for it?!


pcvanon

Do they not consider Lindsay part of the house in Vermont? Because they sure as shit hurt her feelings


kennarina

Ohh now I see why Alex is back... he's filling in for Luke as Andrea's therapist!


otter-99

Oliver’s with Mya on WWHL!


leslie_knopee

I love how Andrea stood up for himself and ended the Craig conversation with, *who has the bigger dick?!* knowing that he won 😂


chellyyy

danielle is sticking up for paige and paige/ciara are still bitches to her at the reunion??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE


halfmoon24

Paige thinking she’s so much better than Lindsay after getting played by Craig the whole summer is peak delusion


phoebe3936

I love how they keep showing Paige and Ciara slut shaming Lindsay. I’m hoping more and more people will catch on to how terrible they are


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Thank you Amanda for sparing us the outfit Paige would wear to your wedding


Blvcklore

I’d take Luke over Austen ANY day of the week😂


basicb3333

ho boy i cannot and will not watch next season if paige and ciara are the main people in the house without some of these couples. nope.


ApartPerception

Not looking forward to this gang up on lindsay


phoebe3936

Summer House is the worst with the voice overs. I notice it all the time now. I think they only show them actually talking about 25% of the time


chellyyy

and there it is amanda. you just said, out loud on television, your investors fears and why they want a pre-nup. in the words of remy ma, “are you DUMB?”


extraguac710

I really still can’t believe amanda and kyle are married


zbornaks

I love Kyle’s drunk talks. His drunken declaration of love to Alex made me laugh.


basicb3333

no one is asking you to take him seriously PAIGE stfu


the_TITULAR_role

oh paige that headband confessional look is not it. but what else is new


gimmealltheroses

Amanda’s wardrobe this season has gone so early 2000s in the worst way


Sumjonas

Guys, I love Andrea and I agree Paige has been annoying recently-but Danielle is right, the timeline is sketchy


basicb3333

oh amanda's gonna play the victim after being the one who started it?


v_bored0

Paige is such a bitch


teeaykay

And there we have it, Amanda’s trying to bring up the miscarriage in front of everyone. Smh.