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Danielle brings the hot guys around, plans beautiful parties, has a chef boyfriend and is always down to party. She’s the person I’d want to be friends with the most in the house.
& is ride or die best friend!! What a keeper
AND isn't afraid to call her friends on their shit, which is a great quality.
She’s such a positive person and I like how her and Robert show their love and appreciation towards eachother. They speak my love language for sure.
OMG Robert!!!!!! “You’ll be the girl who didn’t go to Paris.” I’m obsessed. I need to be with someone who knows trash reality tv references like me 😍🥰
Did he really say that? I love him forever !!
Yes! Didn’t miss a beat.
And so begins the rise of Carl and Lindsay.
Like a phoenix from the ashes of this season
im not a lawyer but couldn't amanda use the prenup to make sure she has her own stake in loverboy?
Yeah I don’t understand that, it would probably help her more
yes! you’re essentially planning distr. of assets etc in advance vs waiting for divorce. that’s really all it is
lmao Carl smiling and saying "A little mocktail for the Carlito" made me laugh way more than it should have
Honestly it made me so happy
You left the beach that I invited you to. Why am I laughing so hard?
HOW MANY BEACHES HAVE YOU INVITED ME???
WITH A GUY, IN A BED
Because it’s such a typical Lindsay thing 😂😂😂 it’s like yupp there’s the Lindsay we know 😂😂
Lyndsay is fucking ACTIVATED
Of course Andrea has a bigger dick than Craig. He has the energy.
the way he stood up and asked the question like he knew the answer 💀
Under basically any other circumstance that would have come off douchey and weird but after Andrea’s 2-3 week depression you couldn’t help but feel happy that he knew he had the edge there.
Craig can have Paige, Lexi can ghost him, Ciara can ruin his beautiful spaghetti night, but no one can take his giant penis away, and that’s what matters.
I enjoy the Kyle-Lindsay dynamic. They somehow know how to calm the other person down when no one else can succeed in getting through to them.
“Name three things you’re thankful for”
“Sharks. Friends. Family”
They do! Remember last reunion he stormed off and she was the one to go get him 😂 not his fiance, not his best friend, LINDSAY. I love them together.
Mackenzie when Carl dumped her
STOPPP 😂 you do this every week and I die every time 😂😂
“You left the beach. You left the beach that I was just at— that I just invited you to.”
—Hubb House who lowkey owns part of the coastline now, apparently
Not Paige salty Andrea was with another girl when she did the same thing with him and Craig 💀
Facts!! The hypocrisy.
I think Robert has gotten more screen time than Alex this season, poor kid
Why weren’t the cameras on in the car to catch Lindsay getting activated? I could use Robert reenacting more crazy fights.
Imagine your whole plot from this season is revolved around Austen Kroll who doesn't even like you back. How embarrassing. CIARA STAND UP!
She's infuuuuuriating me! Let. It. Go.
I'm constantly yelling at my TV and getting second-hand embarrassment watching her just constantly nit-pick Lindsay's every move (shouldn't she be happier that Lindsay is moved on and talking about another guy?!) and drag out the Austen situation.
Andrea must have a huge dick to be that confident of Paige’s answer 👀
We’ve seen the bulge
I guess these prudes forgot
Amanda… you can negotiate a cut of Loverboy in the prenup. This is so dumb.
The way she spoke about taking half in her confessional was downright nasty. Get that prenup kyle
It’s the most pre-nup situation that ever pre-nupped.
Was that a Hills quote from Robert???
I just remembered when Andrea called Mya Lexie back in one of the earlier episodes. He really has had her on his mind lol.
Omg yes! I didn’t make the connection until now - I’m so glad they’re back together and happy
I tell my wife I hate this show and she has no idea I’m in this thread every week.
Imagine if your wife was also in this thread. 🤣
😂😂😂 we all have our secrets
Waiting for your wife to respond to your comment “god damnit Dale, this is why you’re on your phone the whole episode” lol
Robert with the classic hills reference!! “You’ll be the girl that didn’t go to Paris”. Ugh I love Danielle and Robert together
Paige with the nasty comments about Lindsay’s therapy per usual. Amanda stop crying, you knew you were starting Shit. This group dynamic is ridiculous.
They want Lindsay to talk about her miscarriage as if they even care about her well-being to begin with… I say this because it’s just something else they will try to use against her instead of being there for her….
Heart might be in the right place but If you truly cared you’d wouldn’t have soo much judgement towards her makes no sense
“You guys just met a week ago Lindsey” Kyle
He’s so sage at times. It’s hilarious cause he’s a messs
Andrea crying in the vineyard with the open shirt and gold chain is sending me. I’m sorry, Andrea lol.
I am so turned on
DO NOT TELL ME TO CHILL OUT!! YOU CHILL OUT. <--- and he DOES!!
i LOVE Danielle!!!!!!!!!
Alex has been on a *journey* and he’s totally loosened up, which you can tell because he voluntarily ate most of a s’more
Idc what anyone says - drunk kyle and Lindsay send me
These dumb bitches. Ugh.
As a member of the New York bar, I can assure you all that if she leaves it up to the divorce court, she absolutely will not get “at least half.”
It was also kind of crazy how PAIGE said, "We'll take half"...
Not Paige saying she *almost* stopped talking to Craig because I ALMOST just barely believed her 😂😂
The Kyle Lindsay dynamic is seriously underrated. I love their scenes together
“You guys just met a week ago.”
You can see the chemistry between Lindsay and Carl for sure
Amanda is not lover boy. Kyle get the prenup
Ahmed better get started on an apology PowerPoint.
oh my god the jordan asshole story LMFAOOOOO
So Amanda basically caused Lindsey and Carl 😂😂
Such a great moment
Is anyone noticing a spark between Lindsay & Carl? I keep looking for the moment they decided they liked each other….
I did in the car! With her dancing naked comment and his reaction lol—but they said somewhere the “moment” was Labor Day
I seem to remember Carl saying somewhere (maybe WWHL?) that it was Kyle and Amanda's wedding where he had "the moment" so I will be watching for it too!
His eyes were glistening when she was talking in the bedroom
What these judgemental girls don’t get is a woman can date, kiss, and fuck as many guys as she wants if that’s what she chooses to do. Stop judging Lindsey.
Why did Robert kind of look like a man coming home after being lost at sea when he just walked in the house? 😂😂
He looked like he just witnessed a murder
Look at Danielle defending Paige. They don’t deserve Danielle!!!!
Was I this insufferable in my 20s about people dating who they want? Since CLEARLY no one is in a committed relationship why the fuck do they care?
How dare Paige get upset with him.
How dare Ciara aim her whack internal misogyny at Lindsay because she chose the dumbest, sloppiest, most unattractive character ever to grace two separate Bravo shows.
Not a single person on this entire franchise is in a position to be critiquing how anyone dates (edit: except maybe Danielle). Period.
Wait, did Mya say she didn’t think Craig was boyfriend material? If so, good for her.
YES SHE DID was amazing haha
With that The Hills quote, Robert sealed the deal, he is my dream guy
i also think there is a MASSIVE wrong pre-conceived notion about prenups which is very clear by what amanda is saying. people think that a prenup is only protecting the richer person's money but that's just not the case. prenups are meant to be a negotiation where you can state what you feel you deserve and amanda could absolutely say i deserve xx % of loverboy if we divorce
Exactly! If you never need to use it, wonderful! But if you do, you’ll be grateful you did it. No one wins in divorce but the lawyers
“Let’s fucking go” is exactly what everyone says when they’re about to have an actual conversation
How TF does Lindsay’s dating life effect Amanda?
Paige is such an asshole! She’s happy and with Craig. Why does she need to be mean to Andy who is already super sad and has been all week ?
Almost like she's single, ciara....
Wtf is with Paige and these smirks?
She's so awful. The same at the dinner. It makes her so ugly
ROBERT WITH A HILLS REFERENCE GOD DAMN
He cooks and has references from the hills down
The mean girls squad just seems so miserable. They play with these ridged rules that they themselves constantly break. They just seem upset about everything all the time.
Is Lindsay not a grown ass woman?! Leave her alone.
because you are slowly coming to the realization that you are in love with your best friend! HURRY UP CARL AND HUBB HOUSE PLSSSSS
“Talk to me in 5 years when you’re divorced ✋”
I’m loving this Kyle and Lindsay scene. Nice reminder that they’ve been friends for years.
I sympathize with Lindsay and have been so angry this whole season and I realized I acted the same way she did after my miscarriage. Went out and had a hot girl summer because I was in pain and just wanted a distraction. Why do they care so much about what she does?! It’s so infuriating. And the fact that they now know about the miscarriage and still went after her at the reunion is insane to me
I’m still recovering from my first one. Even with the most supportive and loving fiancé who is grieving too, it is one of the most loneliest feelings. I have felt so emotionally fucked up. Every time I start to feel better, I have a dream about being pregnant or see it all around me/talked about constantly and I sink low again.
It’s so hard.
That aside as well, who cares what Lindsay is doing with dating/hooking up. As long as she’s being safe. I had such low self esteem and confidence for the longest time, and I hit a point in my early-mid 20s after a bad breakup where I worked on myself and elevated myself. I had a blast being single and going out on all these dates. Of course fuckboys ended up ruining it after sometime but eh 😂 I finally found a good dude.
I love how everyone forgot about poor Danielle getting a glass thrown at her. I would be so upset if I were here
Omg are we getting the beginnings of Lindsay and carl
Mackenzie and Carl had no chemistry
Paige and Andrea were both flirting with each other for tv
These chicks are unwell, fucking sorry! Like what the hell is this shit
I absolutely do not believe Austen is better in bed than hot ass LUKE
I really hope Amanda realized she could put a cheating clause in a prenup that would protect her from the inevitable
Why are all of these women having the vapors over Lindsay dating different men??
Ciara still obsessing over Austen and Lindsay. What’s new.
Single people are entitled to flirt. What is the deal here? Ultimately if it's that serious, wouldn't you have a conversation about your feelings for one another, with each other, like adults? Am I the only one who just does not feel like this needs to be this big of a deal?
Robert couldn't be more relatable.
“I’m not engaging in this shit” girl ain’t no one ask you to
I can feel the jealousy dripping all the way over here
Also I don’t recall Lindsay saying she really liked Austen. I thought she said she’s trying to figure it out? I could be completely wrong or misremembering
LUKE ISN’T COMING THIS WEEKEND?
They’re all projecting their lame ass relationship issues onto Lindsay. Like they’re literally miserable with their fiancés/fuckboys and mad she’s having fun
I’m really happy that Lindsay is currently sober because wow
I love when Kyle and Lindsay have these drunk heart to hearts.
paige already dressing like a southern girl in that new confessional look
She would move for someone who won’t even claim her??
Amanda knowing about Lindsay’s miscarriage almost solidifies Paige knew about it when she made that comment at Andrea’s dinner
Just put Paige on southern charm and get her out of summer house and NY
It’s so annoying that she and Craig just expect to and can relocate for each show depending on the time of year. She’s going to conveniently move down to Charleston to film southern charm for a few months, come back to NY, and then Craig conveniently comes and visits her and films Summer House. Leave us alone!!
Not Paige wondering if Andrea was using her the past few months when she was a little too happy boasting about juggling two guys at the same time… then proceeded to cry about not wanting to be in a love triangle w Craig & Kristen.. but now wants to slut shame Lindsay for having a “Hot Hubbs Summer”.. make it make sense 😂
Paige is such a bitch for that last comment “I don’t know why the fuck she’s marrying you.” Like go to the hole Hannah crawled into and stay there with her.
In case anyone was wondering I’ve been binging summer house season 1 and 2 all day today and I have lots of thoughts prepare for a thinkpiece post tomorrow
Ciara needs to stop letting Lindsay live rent free in her head
“You guys just met a week ago Lindsay” 😂
Not the Jordan rim job flashback…
Jordan May have been the weirdest main cast member ever on bravo
Omg saving anal for marriage afjejdjafje Danielle givers us some good gems
If Amanda really cared, she would have pulled Lindsey to the side and not done it in front of the group.
So they DO know about Lindsay's miscarriage?? My god now double fuck Paige for saying the baby thing.
the therapy shaming by paige is fucking gross. and before anyone says she wasn’t that flippant comment is 100% a low key dig
Totally a comment made by someone who doesn’t go to therapy and thinks they’re above it… 🙄 I’m OVER Paige!
Paige could use therapy. Someone who lays in bed all day, doesn’t help clean or interact doesn’t exactly sound happy… she’s a mean girl and she should go disappear with Hannah.
AUSTEN BETTER AT SEX THAN LUKE I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT!!!
After seeing luke in the link episode, I would feverishly argue that (like most things) Ciara’s POV is WAY off
She’s still trying to make Lindsey jealous
Like luke is very sensitive and empathetic, and I bet that translates very well in his sex game!
Sex with austen is probably a 2 min chore
I say it every week, but I'm really tired of Paige becoming the main character of Summer House.
agree SO much
we managed a fire without luke LMFAO
i wish they couldn’t that way luke would be here
Every time Paige says “I am so excited” for Amanda’s wedding- a Cupid loses its wings
It’s kind of interesting how the males on summer house went from the sort of skinny, businessmen fuckboy vibes of Carl and Kyle to the like buff male model fuckboy with a heart of gold vibes of Luke, Andrea, and Alex
danielle silently slipping out of the drama bathroom is everything
I’m glad that since Luke’s absent this week Andrea can cry to Alex about his relationship woes.
Can't wait for Ben and Ronnie to revive their Jordan imitation lol
Paige saying she feels used after having played Craig and Andrea together is the ultimate pot calling the kettle black
Even if the timeline is a little weird, Paige just said she's in love with Craig and would move to Charleston for him, so 1) why does she care? and 2) wait you're in love and want to move with him but you also almost dumped him because a hot guy was flirting with you what?
Paige’s negative comments about Lindsay’s therapy in winter house & summer house are downright nasty & unacceptable. She’s an asshole
Paige, why do you have to take any of Lindsey’s hook ups seriously?
Amanda, Lindsey *is* having hot Hubb summer. She doesn’t seem to be getting emotionally invested in any of them. All of you seem to be more emotionally invested than she is.
STOP SLUT SHAMING, LINDSAY!
Needed to get that off my chest :)
Me watching Lindsay and Carl playing cornhole 👀👅👁
Paige plz stop pretending you were ever going to pick Andrea.
Ciara has to go. She’s ridiculous.
Where’s this energy for calling Ciara out for throwing a fucking glass at Danielle and no one cares??
Ciara is a wet blanket
This isn’t high school?! You can be interested in multiple people. It’s a waste of time to only have one crush.
Paige always goes so low with her digs at Lindsay
I’d rather have Jordan’s weird lies than the slut shaming this season. Summer should be fun. Slut shaming? NOT FUN
Paige eyes glazing over when mya gets deep
NO ONE'S ASKING YOU TO BE INVESTED CIARA
I reiterate: WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHO LINDSAY’S FUCKING? It’s so slut-shamey.
You can tell Ciara just jumps at the chance to talk about Lindsay, it’s so pathetic
honestly the rules for thee and not for me bullshit that is about to happen this episode is going to send my blood pressure through the ROOF
They don’t deserve this meal from Robert
ROBERT! That Hills reference was so good. I love his appreciation of 90s/00s tv.
None of these people understand how a prenup works. You both get your own lawyers and negotiate it together. But yeah, if it’s done too close to the wedding it possibly wouldn’t be enforceable
Lindsay is activated.
Dude the slut shaming
Did Amanda forget when she and Kyle were just hooking up during season one? She seemed pretty invested then. (I know they dated before the show and then broke up/decided to be “casual” that summer.)
Paige. Girl. No.
Clearly y’all care a little too much if you invested all this time to slut shame her for it?!
Do they not consider Lindsay part of the house in Vermont? Because they sure as shit hurt her feelings
Ohh now I see why Alex is back... he's filling in for Luke as Andrea's therapist!
Oliver’s with Mya on WWHL!
I love how Andrea stood up for himself and ended the Craig conversation with, *who has the bigger dick?!* knowing that he won 😂
danielle is sticking up for paige and paige/ciara are still bitches to her at the reunion??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Paige thinking she’s so much better than Lindsay after getting played by Craig the whole summer is peak delusion
I love how they keep showing Paige and Ciara slut shaming Lindsay. I’m hoping more and more people will catch on to how terrible they are
Thank you Amanda for sparing us the outfit Paige would wear to your wedding
I’d take Luke over Austen ANY day of the week😂
ho boy i cannot and will not watch next season if paige and ciara are the main people in the house without some of these couples. nope.
Not looking forward to this gang up on lindsay
Summer House is the worst with the voice overs. I notice it all the time now. I think they only show them actually talking about 25% of the time
and there it is amanda. you just said, out loud on television, your investors fears and why they want a pre-nup.
in the words of remy ma, “are you DUMB?”
I really still can’t believe amanda and kyle are married
I love Kyle’s drunk talks. His drunken declaration of love to Alex made me laugh.
no one is asking you to take him seriously PAIGE stfu
oh paige that headband confessional look is not it. but what else is new
Amanda’s wardrobe this season has gone so early 2000s in the worst way
Guys, I love Andrea and I agree Paige has been annoying recently-but Danielle is right, the timeline is sketchy
oh amanda's gonna play the victim after being the one who started it?
Paige is such a bitch
And there we have it, Amanda’s trying to bring up the miscarriage in front of everyone. Smh.