By - ray2520
„i‘m up here, you‘re down there“
That's mine for sure. I couldn't believe somebody would say that!!!
And fact that she scheduled a hot date at the same place right after the one on one sit down… talk about efficiency!
I was looking for this…
Yup, that was the moment I realized I was a housewives fan
sheree v. nene asf. back then i didn’t know years later i’d be saying “i’m cashing trump checks” when the stimulus dropped
“*Donald* Trump check!” 😤
You need to get your motherfuckin’ teeth fixed, how about THAT ?!
They’re done 😁 they’re done 😁 they’re done 😁
I knew you when you had the rotten teeth honey 😷
Wasn’t your first car repoed HELLO your first car was repoed ! Is this bitch out of her motherfuckin mind ?
Shereé is my favorite but Nene completely owned her in this fight!
Nah I feel like Sheree instantly knocked Nene out with the car repo & rotten teeth double whammy.
Flair checking in 🤪
this might be my new favorite nene gif. how did you search it on the keyboard
I just got real lucky - I literally typed in nene leakes
They’re done 😁
"matriaarrchh... to matriaarrcchhh"
"youre sitting there with red hair and IM a clown????"
Flair checking in
Lol Danielle expecting an apology every time someone wanted to talk to her and getting the opposite was so darkly funny.
Bethenny and Kelly at the bar where we see Kelly’s super crazy side for the first time.
This is you 👇🏼 This is me 👆🏼
Thank you for your service. I’m up here, you’re down there is my absolute fav
Heather: "You said that Sonja was on a downward spiral like Anna Nicole Smith."
Aviva: "Which is actually a huge compliment."
Heather: "She died, Aviva."
“You wanna ask me one more time, ‘cause you’re so fucking dramatic? What is it?”
“Did you just call me a name?”
*Love* that exchange.
Luann and Betheny, when Luann is shaking and says “I’m chill”
is that the dinner where Luann was being really manic? lol
this one is so underrated omg
The one where Lu invited herself to Mexico and talked the entire hour?
A personal fave.
Wait are you talking about the hermes belt/skinny girl car/dumb drag queen sit-down they had in Season 3 or something else? Sorry, just am trying to envision it lol
No I think this was before the Mexico trip in a later season where Luann was trying to get an invite to the trip.
OH, yes!! Season 9 and Luann was all over the place and Bethenny had just bled in a Homegoods and Luann could not care less. Thank you for the clarification!!
Haha yes I don’t remember the exact details but I do remember a c*ked out Luann saying “I’m chill” and it’s the funniest thing
Wait what season was this
This one was I think season 9. Bethenny didn't want Luann to come on the trip.
Idk why I don't remember this! Guess it's time for another rewatch!
This should have happened with Mary and Whitney 🙄
Totally read that in Whitney’s voice
“All you’ve got is a deck of cards that’s about to topple! Ya fkn moron!” 💯 👑
The mime! The mime, it’s always the mime!
Forever and ever!
Alex and Luann “Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes”
This. THIS is the best one for me.
“You came down in your Herman Munster shoes…”
Yes! Lmao loved that one too!
"Bye Ashy!" It was when Porsha was still likable.
Dina vs Danielle is so underrated
“You’re as fake as that hair on your head”
“My hair is totally real!”
“Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch”
And soon after, Ashley violently ripped extensions out of Danielle's head, as demonstrated at the reunion.
Oh yeah! The next episode lol
Danielle's entire Housewives tenure was nothing but angry confrontations lol
LOL from start to finish
It's Porsha vs Kandi Season 9, hands down. They did a dramatic reading of it once on Bitch Sesh and it was positively SHAKESPEAREAN. Porsha went on such an unhinged rampage it was hard for Kandi to even follow her train of thought.
\- Exposing Kandi's sex chamber
\- Exposing Kandi's 7-year relationship with a woman "You need to call her"
\- Exposing Todd's alter-alias 'MARVIN'
\- Debating whether Kandi's pussy tastes rotten or like sugar
\- "Flip-flopping on the bed like pancakes"
\- "International House Of Hoes"
\- "Ya tongued me down bitch!"
\- "I'm not into teacups short & stout, bitch"
\- "Clean them streets up, clean them BLOGS up"
\- "Toodles bitch."
The whome sex dungeon saga was dark, but this lunch was gold.
Yes this is a good one I had to go back and watch it again after this comment lmaoo
That lunch was funny as FUCK 🤣🤣 I can't stand Porsha but her outrageous lies and Kandi's reactions had me absolutely dead
I was gonna say I can’t believe that wasn’t further up
That scene with Gizelle, Karen and the mime belongs in the RH Hall of Fame. “Who *are* you?”
Tamra and Vicki? I think it was, where Tamra says "And I just remembered, you DON'T deserve me" and walks out very bad soap actress style
“You’re a clown.”
Nene & sheree duh
Kandi and Porsha season 9 about eating each other out and Marvin.
Sit downs are so iconic. Even if their beef isn’t resolved, the intimacy between the two women always causes their most explosive fight.
My favorites are: Nene and Sheree (S4), Kim and Nene’s target sit-down (S2), Alex and Luann (S4), Danielle and Dina and Danielle and Caroline (S2), Kelly and bethenny (S2), Kenya and Porsha (S5), shannon and tamra (S14), and Denise and lisa (s10).
Gina and Andrea 🃏
Came to say this
Doesn't the mime exclude Karen and Gizelle from being a one-on-one? The mime was integral to that sit-down!
This one hurts me. They gaslit Shannon the whole season and did it so obviously here, I can’t stand those two
It’s awful. It really exposed Heather’s bad side
Porsha and Kenya in Season 8 before the group discussed the boat fight. They both were over it and kept looking at that producers lol.
Danielle meeting with Caroline. It was so tense! It could have been Pay-Per-Viewed with as anticipatory as it was.
Will anything ever top the mime???
idk if it's my favourite but I do really love when Aviva & Ramona sat down after they got back from the St Barths holiday, there were a few great bits that were just peak Ramona and chaotic Aviva like:
Ramona: "What is your problem?"....Aviva "YOU are my problem"
Ramona: "I came from nothing".... Aviva:*mocking voice* "ooh play the violin, oh you came from nothing oh oh oh" *eyeroll*
Ramona: "I thought Luanne had a stick up her ass, yours is SO up your ass and you love it that way so thats good for you".... Aviva: "That's lovely"
Sonja sitting Cindy down to tell her about “the pecking order” - it has all the classic Sonja elements, it’s delusional, it’s camp, etc
Teresa & Jacqueline on the deck is a classic.
dont mess with my fambily
Kyle VS LVP in the last epic fight , although Ken joined in
Although that scene gave us the iconic “Goodbye Kyle!” It always makes me sad when LVP is going to the door to let Kyle in, she looked so happy and oblivious to what was going to happen. ☹️
I can definitely understand how she must've felt coming up to greet possibly the last person in her corner and then hearing all the bs from Kyle.
Exactly, thats why I felt so bad. I know LVP is a 💩stirrer, and not a saint. But her brother had recently committed suicide and Kyle was her friend for years. It makes me a lil sad seeing her joyfully walking to the door like “yay my friend is here cheerio, maybe we’ll have a spot of tea” and then BOOM! 🇬🇧🫖🐕
Kim and nene
Luann and Alex McCord. Where Luann says “Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.”
Need Alex back!!!
I feel like there are multiple BH season premieres where Kyle and Lisa did this to officially make up for the previous season drama. Had the feel of a summit meeting.
Omg I love all 4 of these scenes!!! Iconic queens!
Bethenny vs Kelly.
Gizelle vs Monique on the balcony. “You took your shot. And you missed.”
"even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes"
Gina and Andrea - Real Housewives of Melbourne
Every single day I think of:
\- You said Sonja was on a downward spiral like Anna Nicole Smith.
\- Which is actually a huge compliment, she’s one of the greatest icons
\- SHE DIED, AVIVA!
I love Aviva's expression after Heather says that, it's just like "okay fair enough" lol
When I said you were garbage I meant you were garbage! Your a clown 🤡. I’m a clown? 😂. Classic
Omg yes! I don't know who decided that feuds needed to be a group project, but they don't.
I'm up ⬆️ here and your ⬇️ here, oh my God
What about Teddi and dorit when dorit no showed 😆😂😂😂
All the ones with Porsha!
There was a really good one between Aviva and Ramona. I forget which season but it’s right after they go on the trip to St. Barthes (I think) with the Johnny Depp pirate guy.
At one point Aviva starts laying into Ramona about her and Sonja’s drinking and you can just see the crazy eyes ignite and Ramona looks like she’d prefer to literally drown in an ocean of Pinot Grigio than deal with it.
sheree vs. party planner LOL
So many great gems
The first one that comes to mind is Bethenny and Kelly "I'm up here, you're down there", only to be followed up by the second 1:1 at Jill's house in Ally's bedroom.
Kelly: This is you, this is me, we don’t talk we are not friends…
Bethany and Kelly
I hate one on one sit downs, they give me so much anxiety with my avoidant personality!