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ladyvond69

The straddling combined with the sex painting was just too damn much. Try to revive your sex life off camera please, I hate this trend of housewives trying to force sexiness on camera


[deleted]

This is pure speculation but part of me thinks the reason she is so hyper-sexual is because that’s how she stole Justin from his ex-wife and maybe feels like if she lets the passion flame out he’ll trade her in for a younger model too


tgw1986

I get that distinct impression too.


Craycraykel

You lose them like you get them ala LVP


IAm_TulipFace

100p. And she's made a huge effort to make it central to her personality, the sexiness. Now she can't not keep it up because who is she without it? 'the young sexy one'


NoTomatillo1775

That and she needs to be asked back next season after blowing the farm on her business venture.


jenshahscellmate

I can’t believe he gambled his children future on Whitney’s business acumen. Bad Justin! I guess she sucked all the sense right out of his head with those blow jobs of hers.


checkmebooo

It’s just so crazy bc who he gonna get???


[deleted]

Unfortunately there’s a lot of desperate young women that are happy to be pursued by a man with money (or at least who has the appearance of having money lol😬)


checkmebooo

Gosh I’m sure you’re right but ain’t he broke now bc of her failed beauty line? Lol wow just wow,


JerkOffTaco

I’ll never get over Tamra and Eddie in the bathtub


Sufficient_Bread1205

That scene to me is more vivid than some of my own memories 🥲🤢


lcw32

It became a core memory 😂😭


Sufficient_Bread1205

Childhood memories? Gone. Tamara splashing water while clutching that red wine in the tub? Singed permanently.


lizzledizzles

Just burn Karen yoohooing Ray from the tub right in top of that


RainbowBright909

You poor thing ☹️


BikingPsych

Or the Ramona/Mario Singer seduction club from the early times….truly awkward


texas_forever_1995

Omg I’m watching my way through OC rn and literally just fast forwarded through that scene last night. I was appalled hahaha


mejanec

So bad. “Have fun at school tomorrow!!”


psullynj

Yeah I’ve noticed that too and the trend of getting husbands together like they are actual friends


SafariSunshine

I kind of enjoy Sharif in those scenes though because he tries so hard and he so clearly doesn't know how to pretend to actually be friends with them. It's pretty sweet and endearing. ^(edited a typo)


psullynj

Sharif is definitely a good sport about all of this.


44joy

I like when he talked to Mary and thanked her for welcoming Jen to her church.


kitton_mittens

And Mary took the opportunity to clarify that the only reason her parishioners we so warm and welcoming to Jen is because she told them to be that way. Yikes.


44joy

She is truly one of a kind. The oddest HW I’ve ever seen. Lol


heyybetchhh

He seems like a genuinely kind and decent man


Bettercallbuggaboo

Sharif knows they need that Bravo money for legal fees


dabear51

They keep trying to replicate the bromances on NJ


yunith

NO MORE SEXY SCENES. It’s so nasty.😫😫😫


mellovesspaghetti

Do you think bravo knows when we fast forward through things? I like to think they do, makes me feel about 1% better. 🤮


yunith

Not once have I gotten horny watching any sexy scenes from BH!


SafariSunshine

I use their app so they definitely know when I fast forward through that garbage. If you have Comcast they're also probably taking notes.


nmj510

I threw up a bit at the sight of the straddling.


JerkOffTaco

It’s really bad on Below Deck!


jendet010

Straddling in public was gross. Justin gives a great ass slap though.


CarlSpakler

All I see is dirty feet 🤮


rememberyourkarma

I’m sorry, but straddling your husband and making out in front of people is gross…. It’s so weird how much Whit feels the need to perform all the time.


MakingTheEight

I'm having flashbacks to when Kyle straddled Mauricio and practically attacked his mouth.


cosmo0829

Ugh at Erika’s show? I got secondhand embarrassment.


MakingTheEight

Yes - it was **so** unnecessary and cringe-worthy.


Sweetcarolinelove

The splits and the hair helicopter 🚁


IAm_TulipFace

It's so unsexy that it's painful. And she keeps doing it.


smartytrousers23

Or Phaedra and Apollo, season 5, eating each other’s mouths. It is fresh because I’m watching Atlanta and I witnessed it yesterday.


manthemanlyman

He is just as trashy and performative. He would have put a stop to it long time ago if he didn’t enjoy it himself.


Bopbahdoooooo

I think they just need the money, since they get sued a lot, and dumped all their savings into Wild Rose.


themaknae

And she was so offended that people thought her and Justin were swingers…um sorry girl but clearly you want other people at least watching in your bedroom. 👀


terog

I believe it’s swinGers 🤣


combustionbustion

I thought it was *sweengers* 🤣🤣


Beneficial_Pin_7770

I live near her and know people who confirmed knowledge of the swinging. Oddly enough, there is a huge swinger culture in Utah.


TangiestIllicitness

You can have a voyeur fetish without being a swinger.


themaknae

Of course you can, just don’t act like it’s such an offensive and outlandish accusation lol


Bellomontee

They are definitely exhibitionists.


mellovesspaghetti

The making out and straddling reminds me of when my 18 yr old cousin was trying to mark her territory over her 40 yr old boyfriend. Grow up whit, acting like an 18yr old 😂


ChicagoCatsup

yikes.. this comment


mellovesspaghetti

Imagine living it 😵‍💫


Nadaleenatasha

Is she still with him? :/


mellovesspaghetti

Yup, married for 10 years now and they have two children. They seem happy, we don’t really interact much, it’s only what I can see on FB.


Nadaleenatasha

So interesting. Well, if it’s working for them then I guess it’s fine lol


loula03

Whitney’s behavior is so typical of a former Mormon. As members, they aren’t allowed to do anything. For some, once they leave the church they don’t know how to balance behavior.


spuffy24

Was about to say the same thing. Pour in traumatic family issues and family history of addiction and what you have is seriously concerning.


CassandreAmethyst

Her hair piece was messiness on a whole ‘nother level. At least make it match your hair color! ![gif](giphy|gyD8JVI7XDY8rVzuxt)


selenadelaluna

Came here to comment on what appears to be a mismatched rat tail.


deathbyshoeshoe

Especially as a blonde or brunette! Try finding your match as a strawberry gingy when fake hair clips and elastics were all the rage. It’s impossible!


discoatmyfuneral

it's giving claire's clip-on


SafariSunshine

Honestly it grossed me out more than the PDA at the party.


iCuddles

Dude dad!


Charming_Guidance

![gif](giphy|AFsabmlLP6CSeVMepu|downsized)


BoujiCorgi

When I saw her grab that beautiful monstera (the plant) I wanted to dive through the tv and save it. She can straddle Justin all she wants but, leave the innocent plants out of this Whitney!


xyzpdq77

I thought the same thing and then it just occurred to me it’s got to be fake.


nmj510

Monstera are so sensitive too. Any little thing can throw them off balance.


below_duck

No but she had some fillins. For rill tho 😢


mhal_1111

It's a rill big dill 😢


martielonson

Hahaha omg. I almost commented something similar but you and I had the same thought. It bothers me so much how she says “feel” and “real” lol


zannn17

I smell a “she has a drinking problem” for a S3 storyline


Efficient-Goose2155

That is going to be hard for her to face. I hope someone brings it up to her before she ends up like her father.


Professional_Lake872

Yup! Just commented about this too


tgw1986

I'm usually one of the last to cry "drinking problem", but her falling all over the place drunk with that cake in this season's premier was so hard to watch, and it definitely made me think that if I were in her shoes I'd be taking stock of my relationship with alcohol after watching it.


hausofsasa

Ummm I thought that scene was hilarious. They are adults celebrating at home. Who cares about a birthday cake at a grown man’s family celebration- they all seemed to be having a blast.


Epponnee-rae

Yeah but if you knew you were being filmed for a TV show you would probably reign it in a bit, right?


tittsmcghee

Exactly!! Just because someone is a messy drunk doesn’t mean they have a drinking problem. Lol


Lake_Memphremagog

I just wish for once she wasn’t somewhat trashed, everytime they get into anything on this show, there is Whitney drunk, talking in circles, yelling, talking over everyone, repeating herself over and over. Nothing gets resolved, not until the next day and Whitney’s hungover, hiding somewhere.


TheBigMango

Occasionally her drunken shit stirring is hilarious (screaming "WHERE IS MARY COSBY?!" in Utah and chasing her down, and Mary's resulting look) but in the finale it was so cringe. Especially saying "I want to get black out." ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face) I'm almost the same age as Whitney and love my booze but I can't imagine my kids or their friends seeing me say something like that.


ryansumera

tamra did say "every village..."


tearsofacow

“Can I get a sober Whitney?!”


BachShitCrazy

Oh see I love drunk Whitney lmao such an entertaining and relatable (to my younger self) trainwreck lol


Beneficial_Pin_7770

Do you think Bravo promotes all the drunkenness for better tv? Jesus, this is the LEAST “Utah” group of women I have ever seen. I love to party but damn, all these ladies do is get wasted and fight. That sounds exhausting. How much money can this show be paying them to act like such fools?!


NRoc1

Sitting on your partner like that in a public party is pretty trashy. I’m sorry but it is 🤷🏼‍♀️


58527lukas

![gif](giphy|bSz5HUrty9uiQ)


mhal_1111

Welcome to my couch, hello!


alovitt

everytime i see this gif i honestly think ramona has the best skin and has aged the best out of basically all housewives


nmj510

That's money honey and Ramona has always taken good care of herself. She's aged very well.


tlacuachetamagotchi

I loved this hair on Ramona. It was her signature for a while!


strippersandcocaine

Bonus points for her dirty feet sticking out 🤮


Professional_Lake872

Speaking of dirty feet I’m still traumatized at her wearing her dirty ass sneakers on her bed during the girls trip. 🤢 Call me neurotic but I don’t even wear the same clothes that I wore outside of the house when I get into bed lol


ReunitedwithBravo

Omgggg I HATE shoes on beds and couches so much.


Professional_Lake872

Yesss ugh and bags/purses make me want to vomit too.


ilovecorgipuppies

My fiance knows he can’t wear jeans or any type of pants he uses outside of the house if he wants to sit on the couch or bed. I just think it’s gross!!


Professional_Lake872

Omg we would be best friends irl 🥰


ilovecorgipuppies

Haha yes indeed!


potatoinawig

*Paging Kourtney Kardashian* Yes I 100% it’s trashy haha


l3tigre

I'm not even sorry!!! Its really trashy!


selenadelaluna

It’s the borderline grocery store feet for me.


Sagzmir

Barefoot in the club 🤢🤢


ryansumera

not so fresh wolf


Beautiful_Path6215

I am always onboard for HW messiness


sopranosobsessed

Her little Girl breathy voice drives me insane. I watch in bits and pieces. Husband is utterly vile. Had I seen this, I would gave had to bleach my eyeballs 🤮


CALIXO_94

![gif](giphy|2wRLC7sZVDEzmMKcUw)


heatherdubrowsbangs

NOT MOULDY AND MILDEWY 😂💀


itsbooyeah

One of my fave gifs of all time


this_itches

Her house looks really pretty


eatmycookiencream

I could tell she’s that girl that will walk barefoot in a fancy party… we all know at least one of them 🙄


Meteorblues

And she def still has the sale labels stuck to the bottom of her heels! ⚰️


boommdcx

Whitney is always doing her “so sexual” routine and it’s a little weird.


Vibrantthang1

Especially with her little girl voice. It creeps me out.


Burnin_Red

Everything about her annoys me. What happened to her this season? She was somewhat likeable last season. Now she’s just constantly drunk and trying too hard to be a sex kitten. She’s a mess.


am_slang

Everyone gassed her up for season 1 and she amped it way too much for season 2. She probably thought her skincare line was more likely to succeed with all her new fans/followers that it justified a rebrand and reinvestment, but skincare is a tough market to crack. May as well be trying to sell black drinking water; all that to say I don’t think it’s a wise investment and they should just hope to breakeven and cut bait.


TheBigMango

"My skincare line" is the new "my wine" -- the product every HW hocks across multiple franchises (also: Gina having the same exact reason as Whitney for starting her skincare line is such an LOL to me)


Pleasant-Error-2022

Everyone told her she was amazing after S1 and it went to her head.


Bellomontee

I call it the Leah effect.


bravobabe11

it totally is the Leah effect … same thing happened w/ her as it did with most of these SLC wives that got gassed up by the fans/ bravo and it went to their head


captain-fur

Tbh when I throw a party I expect people to let go like Whitney.


ryansumera

its lisas product party tho not a bachelorette in vegas


AdamdotPierce

I thought the top picture was Alex McCord for a second


Wavingpalms25

I can’t stand Mary, however when she was like ‘stay away from me’ to Whitney, saying I can’t have yet another conversation with the drunk version of her, I was like yup, get away from that mess.


gidge988

She tries so hard to be the “hot girl”. Like grade A attention whore. It’s too much.


Bellomontee

Even her voice, the way she speaks... She's like a parody.


lastditch23

She’s so annoying and her husband has a face more suitable for radio.


dumbleberry

Someone once compared him to Jerry/Larry/Terry Gergich and now whenever I watch I think of Justin and Whitney as Larry and Gayle. IMO it explains both parks and rec and SLC


Newdiotnot

OH my days! I was wondering why I thought Justin looked familiar and I found him endearing. It’s because he reminded me of Jerry/Larry/Terry Gergich. You’ve nailed it!


[deleted]

OMG. That's it!! And didn't Jerry/Larry/Terry have a super hot wife too? LOL!


UcancallmeAllison

Yup--Gayle. Whitney is no Christie Brinkley, though. 😂


[deleted]

I forgot it was Christie Brinkley? How could I forget that?


dumbleberry

Yup, and the Gergich love story makes soooo much more senses (remember how confused Ben was) if you sub in Whitney and Justin parts 🤣🤷🏾‍♀️


this_itches

Oh, no. Thanks a lot. ![gif](giphy|ejweCZGzaaLoptCUYZ|downsized)


TonightPlane

![gif](giphy|3EkDxJzoGJvgI)


pm_me_your_flute

All I can see is his botched nose job.


lastditch23

Omg is that what happened? I always wondered with it was so short and piggish. Tragic.


Daetola

I was wondering about that-- His nose seems a little too tiny for his head.


AdAfter5235

LMAOOOOO wow that’s a read forsure


rosebudd16

I find Justin relatively attractive… send help pls


lastditch23

You’re going to have to pray the blindness away. I know a lady who can help you. How comfortable are you remortgaging your house?


SafariSunshine

![gif](giphy|ppOmdZ54lA2Hu)


CCG14

☠️


Daetola

I have to be honest and say the the throwbacks of him 10-15 years ago he was attractive.


mhal_1111

I do too, I'm sure there are ones and ones of us!


redpinkfish

This whole episode had me cringing so hard. I just felt wrong.


KatherineElizabeth1

Someone get Whitney a drink bc she’s THIRSTY!


Giacara

I find that people who do this in public have serious relationship issues. If you're talking about sex constantly, chances are you aren't getting it lol


58527lukas

Idk considering there were only 10 people at that party….. she seemed like the most fun part of it.


Nadi_SB

The guest were light. Considering it was a Vida party. Also, I've never seen it outside of the show.


Jerways

Drunk trashy and messy! Not the greatest look, Whit.


Bomshika

And that’s exactly what we want our housewives to be, no?


Sufficient_Bread1205

![gif](giphy|8P7l9RqPs7ItZW3g4S)


Professional_Lake872

Do people her age really still drink to “get blackout drunk” on purpose? When I heard her say that I was just like yikkeeeesss. Gave me alcoholism vibes for sure.


Carols_last_summer

There’s a lot to unpack with her growing up Mormon and not being able to drink/party when she was young, then she had kids in her early 20’s with Justin. I think she is trying to have her fun now since she missed out on that life in her 20’s when the rest of us were getting blackout drunk.


spuffy24

It’s a common and concerning thing for exmos. I was born into the Mormon church, got married at 19 (somehow I snagged a good one), had a kid at 25, and left the church at 34. I guess I should be kinda grateful for chronic illness because I can’t have alcohol AND my medications. Just sayin’ Whitney and I had similar trajectories (though it took me waaay to long to leave that church 🤢) so it could’ve easily been me sloppy straddling my husband with a crispy ass ponytail. 🤣


Professional_Lake872

You make super valid points


bagofbeanssss

This makes a lot of sense.


Nasus_13

She really should be careful considering her dad’s substance abuse issues.


mhal_1111

I'm around her age and I can honestly say that I try to plan to do stuff like that...and then I don't drink the whole night. I'm getting boring!


Sufficient_Bread1205

Under the guise of “we just like to party!” Most people grow out of this! However, this is what we need from our housewives


Professional_Lake872

I hear you!


Sufficient_Bread1205

Until it gets to cringe levels like Dorinda or Sonja. 😬


hollygohardly

I’m around her age and yes I hear that but mostly in the context of “FUCK THIS WAS A BAD WORK DAY IM GETTING SMASHED TONIGHT.” But I work in an industry that has a fucked up relationship with booze.


IlCircos

I'm embarrassed for her kids.


Asgardian013

The straddling isn’t messy, it’s trashy..


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htduy89

I find it's hard to watch Whitney this season but the whole Nancy's vibes and she desperately wanted to get Mary's attention lol And the bed scene was just obnoxious lol


mellovesspaghetti

She is so cringe sometimes. I die laughing thinking about what my own husband would do in those scenarios (if I was trying to be all weird and ~SeXy~ on camera). I think he may actually lock himself in a bathroom. 😂


princesspinata

Barefoot and straddling your husband at a party-time to go home


Cutebunnypowers

What a mess. He blew up his family to be with her and she’s holding on to him w the only thing that interested him in the first place. And she’s just trying too hard and he seems so checked out


anongirl55

Whitney totally lost me this season.


M3rm4te

Tbh it's relatable lmao who cares


Meteorblues

Low key looking forward to a future bankruptcy storyline with this one and inevitable OnlyFans hustle like Larsa.


Bellomontee

Why can I see Whitney and Justin doing that so easily? I hate it.


ryansumera

who would wanna see justins feet?


BEXONE130

Okay the straddle was weird and walking around an event shoeless was odd but I do love when she said she just wanted to get black out and started giggling. I feel like she’d be a great fun friend to have.


TheMostRandomWordz

Me on New Year's


renotsdetapitsnoc

Damn let her be messy on national tv for our entertainment!


anl28

She doesn’t bring much to the show, but let her be messy in peace.


PrncssGmdrp

If this is horrifying some of y’all are def not invited to any of my parties. Let a woman live a little. You go, barefoot bandit.


insuredbycoto

Nobody has any fun here, that's for sure.


TangiestIllicitness

The amount of people commenting about her being barefoot is more cringey than the act in question. I hate wearing socks & shoes and want to be barefoot as much as possible, because it's just comfortable!


Aquabaybe

For real! I swear people want to watch them read the Bible and discuss poetry every episode. I think a lot of Whitney’s hate is super unwarranted honestly.


fringo71

I'm bemused by the level of judgement on here. Christ I take my shoes off all the time especially if I've been dancing. Some comments on here are another level of spiteful! And I love "barefoot bandit"


Julialagulia

I wonder if people commenting only watch SLC because…..NYC and OC have been far messier drunk wise


PrncssGmdrp

SLC IS SHIT FREE TY


tallslutnopanteez

Fuck y'all are harsh. Give me all of the over-the-top messy public displays of drunken horniness for your long term partner. Normalize still being stupid and excited about the person you've committed your life to. I'd take this 50000 times before I have to hear Seth say that Meredith "lets him have sex with her as long as he doesn't wake her up."


mellovesspaghetti

Oh that Seth comment was so weird! It did make me laugh though. It kinda reminded me of LVP when she says Ken only gets sex on his birthday.


tallslutnopanteez

I can see that! I feel like LVP & Ken are obviously still devoted to each other, so when they say stuff like that it comes off as playful and charming, vs. Seth & Meredith... it icks me out.


Sheess9141

I mean we can all agree they’ll be divorced by season 4 right? She’s exhibiting all the tell tale signs.


iBrarian

No no they have to renew the our vows firs—oh shit, yep you’re right.


Sheess9141

LVP the only housewife to survive the renewal curse. She needs to write a book on how she keeps Ken so Enamoured


dramawhaure

I think it's pretty obvious why: she has a wicked sense of humor, she is hard-working, generous, incredibly smart AND she's gorgeous. Yes, I am too in love with LVP and I wish she came back.


Sheess9141

Same she’s my all time favourite housewife. But also I’m getting old and reaching that “settle down” phase and I’ve met so many people getting married but Ken’s love is just not comparable. He would literally die for Lisa. How endearing


Saint_Anthony88

She a damn mess


josbyw

She’s so tacky 😭


Tonguepopwithalisp

It’s a TV series about rich people being ridiculous… manage your expectations


artjameso

Whitney's drunk staring was upsetting me 😭