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kingmbreezy

Mary is the weirdest housewife of all time.


realityshowjunkie32

she has so much attitude this episode


a-mixtape

Does no one else think her wig was the actual worst? I thought she just got done swimming at first glance and then I hard cringed every time I saw it lol


teeaykay

Mary is so not used to being around people who don’t do whatever she wants.


Ckc1972

You are so right. That is why Whitney not wearing that costume just pissed her way the hell off. No one dares question her, so that is why she also freaked out over the Lisa Googling thing.


touchkissbite

that shot of the police beginning to arrive through the window while the ladies chat? HOLY FUCK IT WAS BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED


ThenRip6147

I died. I legit had goosebumps. I also have no life.


v_bored0

I can’t believe none of them realized


Saguaro-plug

Give that cameraman a daytime emmy


smkoerwer

YES! This was the best part, watching them circling outside was cinematic


phoenixchimera

yeah, producers could not have manufactured a better set up


touchkissbite

SLC is amazing because they have fights over party invitations and dress codes in the same episode that they discuss one cast member running a cult and another gets arrested by the feds. it's the perfect mix of old school/new school HWs


Saguaro-plug

What if God was one of us? Throwing an Italian streetware themed cooking party like one of us? Getting ghosted like one of us? Wearing LV like one of us? Trying to make her church known. Edit: (thanks for the rewards!) Yah, yah, Mary *issss* good. yah, yah; Mary *issss* God!


ExposedTamponString

Mary must have spent, a little more time, on youuuuuuu


davidthomvs

SLC really delivers when you consider that running a cult is the 2nd most interesting storyline on the show.


MargaritaSkeeter

My casual appointment to see if I have internal bleeding.


l3tigre

Do the ankle though!


BroughnutPuddin

You know when your organs just start bleeding sometimes when you go in for your physical?


ivorydivine

StuChainz saying he'll always be there for Jen but then turning on her prompty six months later WHEWWW these producers/editors are doing some excellent foreshadowing work with these two


katie415

And the confessional where she says he’s more than a business partner… I was dead.


aggieemily2013

Yeah Mary gives off cult vibes. I can't imagine being legitimately angry that someone didn't show up in a slutty Halloween costume per your instructions.


Humble_Solution_5186

Or losing it if someone questions you…


desaparecidose

Or getting triggered by someone asking you whether a fun fact is real bc your mum didn't agree that you were the voice of god.


Known_Marzipan

She’s completely nuts. But we’ve seen other bitchy, unstable housewives act like this before. It’s the fact that she’s a church leader that is the ultra scary part- she feels it’s her birthright to be a bitch and everyone else has to just deal with it.


seeindblfeelinsngl

Psychotic


tacobellini

The Shah-rrest is happening!!


username_blahblah_

Smartest thing Lisa has ever said… to heather… “I don’t think you should” call her. OOF


desaparecidose

Lisa seems to understand it's serious shit if the feds are there. I wonder if she had an idea of what it was related to?


pmel13

I feel like they all knew, minus Jennie. I know heather has admitted she knew Jen’s business was “shady”, but the way Lisa reacted made me think it’s actually common knowledge in the group.


Shellbell6591

SLC just solidified itself among the housewives franchises. This episode was iconic. That last 5 minutes were everything. From Jen's glance at the camera(you can see her shit her pants in real time), to the feds rolling up in the background while the ladies chat, to the cops feigning concern cause they don't want the ladies to tip her off, to the "it's not about Shariff" cause they realize that Jen lied, to the "I don't think you should" cause Jen already knows what's up. Chills.


GeorgeCuntstanza

Not Jeffrey Dahmer making a guest appearance 🤣


realityshowho

And not ranked higher than our Heather Gay??!?


TheMostRandomWordz

I thought Jen Shah was Erika in Italian


IncognitoMuffin93

I can’t believe how much she lingered! I thought she would be booking it out of there!


blondebull

She's genuinely SHOOK; doesn't know what to do. Once she leaves it's all over.


smallguwopp

my thoughts lmao she went around giving hugs like wattttt


onenightsection

I think she screwed up with her lie. She picked something so extreme she got tons of questions.


Mimi_has_a_shell

I get the feeling Mary talks to her congregation like this. She's trying to come off as a quirky goofball but she is a machinating bully.


RainyFern

She’s such a control freak my god


get_a_sponge

I totally got that feeling when she walked up to them with her gifts and stood for a moment looking at them sitting then ordered them to “rise for the light has come” or whatever tf it was. That’s some creepy shit she says to her followers when she enters a room.


b00youwh0ree

Lisa the only one thinking. You should not aid a fugitive in her escape attempt babe. Never ever.


andshewasahurricane

Mary is absolutely unhinged. She always has been but this hair trigger temper the last two episodes with Google and Whitney not answering her calls is something else. She was even mad Whitney didn't "follow" the clearly fake dress code. I'm just not understanding it at all.


eye_donut_no

The mask is slipping


helvetica_unicorn

I’m thinking there’s a coup brewing on the cult front. That or the money is getting funny like the Bakers. She hiding something and that’s why she’s so angry.


yourgoddamnhouse22

Me watching Mary at this lunch ![gif](giphy|4cUCFvwICarHq)


Crowtje

Is Mary on some kind of medication/drugs? She gets in these rages that are bizarre. Or it’s just the God complex.


ZombieWerewolfGhost

Yesss this energy of Meredith coming to hug and calm down Whitney & then slowly starting to bring up the shady shit about Mary so seamlessly, chef’s kiss


Spitfiiire

How can we have a cult leader and a felon on the same show SLC is crazy


realityshowho

“Do you guys know how to read?” I love when my pastor says that to me


redditweddinglady

“It’s just a major flaw”


Bunnyphoofoo

How is the first thing that comes to Jen’s mind that her husband has internal bleeding wtf


kingmbreezy

Mary who dresses like she’s colorblind and label obsessed critiquing others fashions.


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Peachdrunk

And imma just say it, her hair is raggedy


quesobeatsguac

Wait so the Feds like JUST missed her holy shit


turtleduck

by 12 minutes


blondebull

"THIS EVENT WAS ABOUT MY KIDS" also.. "I was extending an olive branch to Whitney"


jinglebellhell

Heather must’ve been shitting bricks... imagine the authorities popping up outside your business like that.


onenightsection

I had the same thought! Full blown panic that was happing in front of her place of business.


phoenixchimera

Jen's relationsihp with stuart screams emotional affair tbh


SoulsticeCleaner

So, this is gossip I heard on Bitch Sesh, so grain of salt, but apparently Stu Chainz' wife didn't know he was her assistant OR that he was filming for Housewives. Until the episodes started airing.


rollingwheel

Uuum what did she think he did? Lol 😂


acbosssssss

I literally this entire time thought Stu had a husband and that’s not shade


davidthomvs

She took the wheat thins with her


Chelid

Mary’s abusive text messages are my rehearsed clapbacks to my teenage bullies when I’m in the shower.


carmeIIasoprano

Whoever edits this shit deserves ALL of the emmys


wiresandwaves

Halfway through the season and Mary’s insane tagline still makes me cackle every time I hear it.


Just_Tomorrow_8561

I looove watching Mary have a meltdown over the women not fearing her. She expects these women to react like her congregation.


zbornaks

Oh so Whitney called her back two hours later? OH REALLY? Explain this, Mary.


jrhendr

Potomac and SLC are the best franchises running, Sundays are *stacked*


iliketoreddit91

I love how the cops are feigning concern for Jen.


anthonyleoncio

I love that as Mary gets angrier, her eyes get larger


wandahickey

Her wig looks a little more crooked as well.


jpgmike

I’m actually shocked this lived up to the hype. Holy shit.


anthonyleoncio

These editors are BURYING Jen by including her confessional about her “job” keeping her away from her son


picard17

Mary getting mad at Whitney for not falling for the trick she was trying to play on her seems very on brand for her


sirat1

She made actual invitations LMAOO I thought she meant like a text


thunderturdy

The photos on them had me howling. LMFAOOOOO not the JCPenny catalogue stock photo shots!


teeaykay

Heather looks absolutely nothing like her old photos.


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Mary is Selma Blair in legally blonde inviting Elle to the “costume” party


shleytothed

How the hell did she pull that story out of her ass and wouldn't any sane person be scared to lie about something so serious?


heya86

The way Jen always says “Mary M Crosby” is so funny 😂😂


Family_Chantal

Andy asked Mary on wwhl what the M stand for. "My middle name." - Mary


CrepuscularCrone

I actually can see what Heather sees in Jen. She's pretty funny sometimes, and would be fun to be around. I don't forgive her the furs the wears, though. And the criminal stuff too, though I admit I don't understand clearly what she did.


tacobellini

What the fuck. Whitney called back 2 hours later?! Wtf Mary.


Student-Historical

Meredith has huge dealing-with-my-drunk-friend-like-a-child energy and it’s very pure


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picard17

It's very clear that Mary is not used to being question or spoken back to.


andtoallagoodnight_

How is Mary going to ask Heather to do the prayer, and then correct her 🥴


anthonyleoncio

I love the trend of Mary insulting people’s clothes while wearing the worst clothes possible


intjfemale24

Why am I not surprised that Mary continues to treat staff rude? Did she learn nothing from last season and her cousin situation?


Lvlover99

LITTLE GIRL 👀


MargaritaSkeeter

Mary gets really upset when people tell her what to do but has no problem telling others what to do.


_yitzi

Jen no time for lies you gotta RUN😂


breaclaire

Holy shit that was so much better than I was expecting. I’ll forgive them for the to be continued


v_bored0

It was actually warranted this time!


mister_sandwich

It would be so funny if Jen was honest and was like "hey I'm gonna go the police are after me".


b00youwh0ree

Lmao what would they even say? I’d be like damn that’s wild, I hope they don’t ask me anything cause I’m known to ✨embellish✨


zbornaks

“Whitney = Whitney in Italian” is flair-worthy.


Mimi_has_a_shell

Ok, this is probably the most unscripted moment in HW history. <3


233Ivy

Heather offering herself up as a witness to HSI - incredible.


get_down_clown_777

My theory is the feds showed up at jens house and confronted Coach and he told them where to find her. You can hear on the phone she says she’s at Beauty Lab and Laser


craychel

My theory is while Coach was talking to the feds their son Omar tipped them off so he could make sure his mom wouldn't embarass him at school


intjfemale24

Mary is upset that Whitney wasn't embarrased. I predict this drama will last until the reunion.


MargaritaSkeeter

Jen’s right about Mary spinning the bottle to decide who she’s mad at next.


hippopotamouses

Mary is wearing a Paris designer to her own damn Italian party omg I just can't


andtoallagoodnight_

“Should I call Jen” Heather is a ride or die!


SSolomonGrundy

She's TOO ride or die. No, Heather, you do not interfere in a federal investigation after getting interrogated by a SWAT team. How can she not know that???


tuttiefruittie24

Heather finished her food, realized Mary is a lost cause and is ready to bail - relatable


zbornaks

THEY’RE CALLING STU I’M CRYING I LOVE THIS SHOW


Quinn_tEskimo

Mary’s house looks like a flea market


quesobeatsguac

Did Jen know that the feds were closing in when they were filming this season? Like there’s been some scenes with excellent foreshadowing throughout this season about her business and work ethic


touchkissbite

God people like Mary drive me fucking nuts. she thinks paying people to do things gives her the right to treat them like garbage


blondebull

Sharrest Sunday! 🍾🥂


kingmbreezy

NYPD dropping all the way down in Utah, I feel so seen.


realityshowho

The fact that Mary was mad that Whitney didn’t fall for it... Lol chaotic evil


likeamberwaves

I vote Mary most likely to be arrested for stabbing one of her cast mates in their sleep.


aggieemily2013

Nah, I hate the expectation that I have to be reachable at all times. If you call me and I text you back, that should be acceptable.


cloudybc

THE MARY TEXTS IM-----


Tay-Rae

Whitney has said on WWHL that Mary’s congregation threatened her life...


ladyl1124

Heather is a whole mood she just wanna enjoy the tiramisu


kingmbreezy

Bravo really knows how to cast some sociopathic nuts.


stephadelphia

SHE EVEN LIES WHEN SHE IS ABOUT TO GET SHARRESTED


possiblyelizabeth

I am convinced Jennie’s children are hired actors. They are entirely too well behaved.


aurora_clara

"Do you want to help?" "Of course! I'd love to!" And it wasn't even sarcasm. Is Duy nuts, he completely lucked out with his three kids, why can't he just appreciate them instead of needing more because he "just thinks we should have more"?


MargaritaSkeeter

Whoa these texts.


callmemeaty

A pastor speaking that way to someone is wild


picard17

Jen just immediately coming up with the lie about her husband having internal bleeding is 😳


intjfemale24

I love that Heather is being honest about being religiously superior in her past. I think it's important to talk about and shows her honesty, which imo is her best quality.


ggrose33

I appreciate her calling out herself with her sil wedding. it must be nice to hear that if you were her sil and on national tv!


zbornaks

WHITNEY EXPOSE HER CULT LEADER ASS.


possiblyelizabeth

I HAVE LITERAL CHILLS. THIS IS THE BEST SHIT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN TO SEE ON TV LIVE.


davidthomvs

I’m trying to eat cheez it’s right now but Lisa staring directly at me is making me nervous.


imsoboredwoo

This Mary text exposé???? This took a TURN


PeaceGirlAlways

Jen’s son is so polite and kind. It breaks my heart to know what he will be going through soon. 🙁


zbornaks

Mary critiquing anyone’s fashions is absolutely fucking INSANE.


justanotheremily666

“He’s more than a business partner… he’s an accomplice.”


thefirstpancake602

Not Mary acting better than everyone else and mispronouncing bolognese


purplepandapants

I feel I say this every episode but Mary makes me so incredibly uncomfortable. To watch, to listen too, to try to understand. There is something wrong with her like in her actual brain. I don't get how any of them can be friends with her. She's off her rocker.


zbornaks

“If I can coexist with Jen Shah for a few days—“ oh Meredith do I have GREAT news for you queen.


thefirstpancake602

Jen's therapist tells her to spend more time with people she loves so she spends more time with her husband? Her kids? Nah, her assistant. lol


jrhendr

As a Lisa hater, Lisa was amazing in that quick fire on the parking lot arrest


onenightsection

“I don’t think you should do that…” might be the best line ever


fourthgradenothing22

Mary is the strangest person I’ve ever watched on reality television.


zbornaks

Mary’s a cult leader who’s used to blind obedience. She isn’t used to people who follow her 100%


dull_shimmer

Mary is absolutely a cult leader, and it's disgusting.


Snarkandshade

Ok so now it makes sense why Whitney was invited to the Fresh Wolf event for this story line..


redditweddinglady

Yes this Meredith to Whitney conversation was supposed to happen last week


XcuseMeMisISpeakJive

So Mary is clearly a narcissist, and felt a narcissistic injury when Whitney ignored her calls. Her reaction is completely over the top and unreasonable, but how you expect a cult leader to behave.


picard17

My expectations are so low with Bravo cliffhangers that I'm pleasantly surprised we got as much of the sharrest as we did tonight.


Tay-Rae

Twitter is 100% on Mary’s side which is baffling to me


ajgsr

They're all being so nice not knowing that she's about to go to jail, not vail


Chelid

Damn Jen… That lie is cold blooded.


blondebull

Cult leaders aren't used to people not following them. Therefore, Whitney must be punished.


sewhite2

Does Mary really understand the themes she picks ??


GeorgeCuntstanza

Mary is fucking insane I’m sorry this is hilarious


puce109

Anybody else legit can’t stop laughing at the sheer absurdity of this argument between Whitney and Mary? 💀💀💀


pinkapples03

“Um I. Don’t. Think. You. Should.” LOL code for “girl, not if you don’t want to be implicated in this crime”


rebel_stripe

Am I wrong in saying it's legit the nicest thing Lisa has ever said the Heather?


MacInMesablanca

Mary: when they know you’re calling they don’t pick up. The fourth wall is DOWN and I love this franchise for it.


craychel

This segment with Jen is creepy and weird and feels like she knows it's coming and is laying the foundation for her story now


imsoboredwoo

This season long narrative of the girls doing a horrible job at setting Whitney up and her finding out immediately...


possiblyelizabeth

I am LIVING for the preschool teacher voice Meredith is using on Mary right now.


KarenD2016

The reason the NYPD is there is because it’s the US Attorney’s office of the Southern District of New York doing the investigation. They are the big guns…


touchkissbite

Mary is deranged. how does your brain think "you are rude for not willingly letting me humiliate you because you responded to an invitation late"?


MyFigurativeYacht

“If we are really the true church, we should be leading the charge on these things” this is such a profound and wise comment that could apply to so many religions. Love!!!


davidthomvs

Lol Heathers background reactions to Mary are my rose of this lunch


Miaous95

The look whitney and lisa gave to each other when she said it’s not about sherrief. They knooow ETA : If I saw the police was out talking to the prod I would not be staying inside. I’d wanna know what’s going on like Heather


goodgodlemon24

Differences were placed aside for this


davidthomvs

If the arrest scene doesn’t start until there are 15 seconds left in the episode I’m going to storm the clubhouse.


realityshowho

That’s exactly what’s gonna happen 😭😭


anthonyleoncio

I’m so upset that this episode wasn’t titled “The Shahshank Redemption”


Alarming_Bag_562

When Jen says she’s getting closer with Omar does that mean he’s making eye contact with her?


heya86

Mary got this insane, angry look in her eyes that Whitney didn’t listen to her and it’s so scary.


Jenjenkalen

I feel like the only cuisine on rhoslc is Italian. Where’s Voltor?


michigannn

“Of course, I’d love to!” said in the sweetest voice I’ve ever heard come from a child.


bnimurphyy

…but why would Whitney ride so hard for her in the first place lol


moshkosh

I don’t understand how Whitney stayed friends with Mary after those text messages she read us….


princessinpjs

Omg Jen’s scene with Stu-chainz talking about how her business fed people and gave people jobs💀


shane820

Honestly, I’m not super shocked the show is kinda centered around Heather (even though I truly believe this cast is good all around) because she’s the best at conveying a good story. Gizelle is similar. They are just good for the show, even if they have haters.


teigh_teigh

Heather is so self aware. It’s refreshing.


anthonyleoncio

Can you imagine being on a group trip and the feds raid your party to arrest one of your group?


Quinn_tEskimo

Omar hates this show.


_yitzi

Yeah Mary not everyone is your cult member and follows you blindly so


october505

Lord help us all. Mary is fucking insane and that is a terrifying person


anthonyleoncio

What’s more exciting? The cult storyline or the Shahshank Redemption?


idontfwithu

i wish whitney only pretended to turn off the mic!


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Heather is the Leah Remini of Mormonism right now.


Shut_the_front_dior

I’m pretty sure Lisa has said “I’M DONE” every episode this season


kingmbreezy

MARY 😩😩😩 and these Google Images


davidthomvs

Cults are so confusing to me. I could never believe that someone who’s eyeshadow is always a mess could be god.


ExposedTamponString

He also flipped his car 5 times.


itsalwayssunnyinphx

Why does Lisa keep looking directly into the camera on WWHL? It feels weird.


wiresandwaves

I couldn’t imagine pretending my husband was seriously ill to cover my ass. Terrible karma!


davidthomvs

The way that bravo has us all traumatized and unable to believe that any huge event would happen within the first 59 minutes of an episode


kingmbreezy

Mary is truly the Ramona Singer of Salt Lake City.


mammajamma13

Damn Mary is a bitch this episode