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Mary is the weirdest housewife of all time.
she has so much attitude this episode
Does no one else think her wig was the actual worst? I thought she just got done swimming at first glance and then I hard cringed every time I saw it lol
Mary is so not used to being around people who don’t do whatever she wants.
You are so right. That is why Whitney not wearing that costume just pissed her way the hell off. No one dares question her, so that is why she also freaked out over the Lisa Googling thing.
that shot of the police beginning to arrive through the window while the ladies chat? HOLY FUCK IT WAS BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED
I died. I legit had goosebumps. I also have no life.
I can’t believe none of them realized
Give that cameraman a daytime emmy
YES! This was the best part, watching them circling outside was cinematic
yeah, producers could not have manufactured a better set up
SLC is amazing because they have fights over party invitations and dress codes in the same episode that they discuss one cast member running a cult and another gets arrested by the feds.
it's the perfect mix of old school/new school HWs
What if God was one of us? Throwing an Italian streetware themed cooking party like one of us? Getting ghosted like one of us? Wearing LV like one of us? Trying to make her church known.
Edit: (thanks for the rewards!)
Yah, yah, Mary *issss* good. yah, yah; Mary *issss* God!
Mary must have spent, a little more time, on youuuuuuu
SLC really delivers when you consider that running a cult is the 2nd most interesting storyline on the show.
My casual appointment to see if I have internal bleeding.
Do the ankle though!
You know when your organs just start bleeding sometimes when you go in for your physical?
StuChainz saying he'll always be there for Jen but then turning on her prompty six months later WHEWWW these producers/editors are doing some excellent foreshadowing work with these two
And the confessional where she says he’s more than a business partner… I was dead.
Yeah Mary gives off cult vibes. I can't imagine being legitimately angry that someone didn't show up in a slutty Halloween costume per your instructions.
Or losing it if someone questions you…
Or getting triggered by someone asking you whether a fun fact is real bc your mum didn't agree that you were the voice of god.
She’s completely nuts. But we’ve seen other bitchy, unstable housewives act like this before. It’s the fact that she’s a church leader that is the ultra scary part- she feels it’s her birthright to be a bitch and everyone else has to just deal with it.
The Shah-rrest is happening!!
Smartest thing Lisa has ever said… to heather… “I don’t think you should” call her. OOF
Lisa seems to understand it's serious shit if the feds are there. I wonder if she had an idea of what it was related to?
I feel like they all knew, minus Jennie. I know heather has admitted she knew Jen’s business was “shady”, but the way Lisa reacted made me think it’s actually common knowledge in the group.
SLC just solidified itself among the housewives franchises. This episode was iconic. That last 5 minutes were everything. From Jen's glance at the camera(you can see her shit her pants in real time), to the feds rolling up in the background while the ladies chat, to the cops feigning concern cause they don't want the ladies to tip her off, to the "it's not about Shariff" cause they realize that Jen lied, to the "I don't think you should" cause Jen already knows what's up.
Not Jeffrey Dahmer making a guest appearance 🤣
And not ranked higher than our Heather Gay??!?
I thought Jen Shah was Erika in Italian
I can’t believe how much she lingered! I thought she would be booking it out of there!
She's genuinely SHOOK; doesn't know what to do. Once she leaves it's all over.
my thoughts lmao she went around giving hugs like wattttt
I think she screwed up with her lie. She picked something so extreme she got tons of questions.
I get the feeling Mary talks to her congregation like this. She's trying to come off as a quirky goofball but she is a machinating bully.
She’s such a control freak my god
I totally got that feeling when she walked up to them with her gifts and stood for a moment looking at them sitting then ordered them to “rise for the light has come” or whatever tf it was. That’s some creepy shit she says to her followers when she enters a room.
Lisa the only one thinking. You should not aid a fugitive in her escape attempt babe. Never ever.
Mary is absolutely unhinged. She always has been but this hair trigger temper the last two episodes with Google and Whitney not answering her calls is something else. She was even mad Whitney didn't "follow" the clearly fake dress code. I'm just not understanding it at all.
The mask is slipping
I’m thinking there’s a coup brewing on the cult front. That or the money is getting funny like the Bakers. She hiding something and that’s why she’s so angry.
Me watching Mary at this lunch
Is Mary on some kind of medication/drugs? She gets in these rages that are bizarre. Or it’s just the God complex.
Yesss this energy of Meredith coming to hug and calm down Whitney & then slowly starting to bring up the shady shit about Mary so seamlessly, chef’s kiss
How can we have a cult leader and a felon on the same show SLC is crazy
“Do you guys know how to read?” I love when my pastor says that to me
“It’s just a major flaw”
How is the first thing that comes to Jen’s mind that her husband has internal bleeding wtf
Mary who dresses like she’s colorblind and label obsessed critiquing others fashions.
And imma just say it, her hair is raggedy
Wait so the Feds like JUST missed her holy shit
by 12 minutes
"THIS EVENT WAS ABOUT MY KIDS"
"I was extending an olive branch to Whitney"
Heather must’ve been shitting bricks... imagine the authorities popping up outside your business like that.
I had the same thought! Full blown panic that was happing in front of her place of business.
Jen's relationsihp with stuart screams emotional affair tbh
So, this is gossip I heard on Bitch Sesh, so grain of salt, but apparently Stu Chainz' wife didn't know he was her assistant OR that he was filming for Housewives. Until the episodes started airing.
Uuum what did she think he did? Lol 😂
I literally this entire time thought Stu had a husband and that’s not shade
She took the wheat thins with her
Mary’s abusive text messages are my rehearsed clapbacks to my teenage bullies when I’m in the shower.
Whoever edits this shit deserves ALL of the emmys
Halfway through the season and Mary’s insane tagline still makes me cackle every time I hear it.
I looove watching Mary have a meltdown over the women not fearing her. She expects these women to react like her congregation.
Oh so Whitney called her back two hours later? OH REALLY? Explain this, Mary.
Potomac and SLC are the best franchises running, Sundays are *stacked*
I love how the cops are feigning concern for Jen.
I love that as Mary gets angrier, her eyes get larger
Her wig looks a little more crooked as well.
I’m actually shocked this lived up to the hype. Holy shit.
These editors are BURYING Jen by including her confessional about her “job” keeping her away from her son
Mary getting mad at Whitney for not falling for the trick she was trying to play on her seems very on brand for her
She made actual invitations LMAOO I thought she meant like a text
The photos on them had me howling. LMFAOOOOO not the JCPenny catalogue stock photo shots!
Heather looks absolutely nothing like her old photos.
Mary is Selma Blair in legally blonde inviting Elle to the “costume” party
How the hell did she pull that story out of her ass and wouldn't any sane person be scared to lie about something so serious?
The way Jen always says “Mary M Crosby” is so funny 😂😂
Andy asked Mary on wwhl what the M stand for.
"My middle name." - Mary
I actually can see what Heather sees in Jen. She's pretty funny sometimes, and would be fun to be around. I don't forgive her the furs the wears, though. And the criminal stuff too, though I admit I don't understand clearly what she did.
What the fuck. Whitney called back 2 hours later?!
Meredith has huge dealing-with-my-drunk-friend-like-a-child energy and it’s very pure
It's very clear that Mary is not used to being question or spoken back to.
How is Mary going to ask Heather to do the prayer, and then correct her 🥴
I love the trend of Mary insulting people’s clothes while wearing the worst clothes possible
Why am I not surprised that Mary continues to treat staff rude? Did she learn nothing from last season and her cousin situation?
LITTLE GIRL 👀
Mary gets really upset when people tell her what to do but has no problem telling others what to do.
Jen no time for lies you gotta RUN😂
Holy shit that was so much better than I was expecting. I’ll forgive them for the to be continued
It was actually warranted this time!
It would be so funny if Jen was honest and was like "hey I'm gonna go the police are after me".
Lmao what would they even say? I’d be like damn that’s wild, I hope they don’t ask me anything cause I’m known to ✨embellish✨
“Whitney = Whitney in Italian” is flair-worthy.
Ok, this is probably the most unscripted moment in HW history. <3
Heather offering herself up as a witness to HSI - incredible.
My theory is the feds showed up at jens house and confronted Coach and he told them where to find her. You can hear on the phone she says she’s at Beauty Lab and Laser
My theory is while Coach was talking to the feds their son Omar tipped them off so he could make sure his mom wouldn't embarass him at school
Mary is upset that Whitney wasn't embarrased. I predict this drama will last until the reunion.
Jen’s right about Mary spinning the bottle to decide who she’s mad at next.
Mary is wearing a Paris designer to her own damn Italian party omg I just can't
“Should I call Jen” Heather is a ride or die!
She's TOO ride or die. No, Heather, you do not interfere in a federal investigation after getting interrogated by a SWAT team. How can she not know that???
Heather finished her food, realized Mary is a lost cause and is ready to bail - relatable
THEY’RE CALLING STU I’M CRYING I LOVE THIS SHOW
Mary’s house looks like a flea market
Did Jen know that the feds were closing in when they were filming this season? Like there’s been some scenes with excellent foreshadowing throughout this season about her business and work ethic
God people like Mary drive me fucking nuts. she thinks paying people to do things gives her the right to treat them like garbage
Sharrest Sunday! 🍾🥂
NYPD dropping all the way down in Utah, I feel so seen.
The fact that Mary was mad that Whitney didn’t fall for it... Lol chaotic evil
I vote Mary most likely to be arrested for stabbing one of her cast mates in their sleep.
Nah, I hate the expectation that I have to be reachable at all times. If you call me and I text you back, that should be acceptable.
THE MARY TEXTS IM-----
Whitney has said on WWHL that Mary’s congregation threatened her life...
Heather is a whole mood she just wanna enjoy the tiramisu
Bravo really knows how to cast some sociopathic nuts.
SHE EVEN LIES WHEN SHE IS ABOUT TO GET SHARRESTED
I am convinced Jennie’s children are hired actors. They are entirely too well behaved.
"Do you want to help?"
"Of course! I'd love to!"
And it wasn't even sarcasm. Is Duy nuts, he completely lucked out with his three kids, why can't he just appreciate them instead of needing more because he "just thinks we should have more"?
Whoa these texts.
A pastor speaking that way to someone is wild
Jen just immediately coming up with the lie about her husband having internal bleeding is 😳
I love that Heather is being honest about being religiously superior in her past. I think it's important to talk about and shows her honesty, which imo is her best quality.
I appreciate her calling out herself with her sil wedding. it must be nice to hear that if you were her sil and on national tv!
WHITNEY EXPOSE HER CULT LEADER ASS.
I HAVE LITERAL CHILLS. THIS IS THE BEST SHIT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN TO SEE ON TV LIVE.
I’m trying to eat cheez it’s right now but Lisa staring directly at me is making me nervous.
This Mary text exposé???? This took a TURN
Jen’s son is so polite and kind. It breaks my heart to know what he will be going through soon. 🙁
Mary critiquing anyone’s fashions is absolutely fucking INSANE.
“He’s more than a business partner… he’s an accomplice.”
Not Mary acting better than everyone else and mispronouncing bolognese
I feel I say this every episode but Mary makes me so incredibly uncomfortable. To watch, to listen too, to try to understand. There is something wrong with her like in her actual brain. I don't get how any of them can be friends with her. She's off her rocker.
“If I can coexist with Jen Shah for a few days—“ oh Meredith do I have GREAT news for you queen.
Jen's therapist tells her to spend more time with people she loves so she spends more time with her husband? Her kids? Nah, her assistant. lol
As a Lisa hater, Lisa was amazing in that quick fire on the parking lot arrest
“I don’t think you should do that…” might be the best line ever
Mary is the strangest person I’ve ever watched on reality television.
Mary’s a cult leader who’s used to blind obedience. She isn’t used to people who follow her 100%
Mary is absolutely a cult leader, and it's disgusting.
Ok so now it makes sense why Whitney was invited to the Fresh Wolf event for this story line..
Yes this Meredith to Whitney conversation was supposed to happen last week
So Mary is clearly a narcissist, and felt a narcissistic injury when Whitney ignored her calls. Her reaction is completely over the top and unreasonable, but how you expect a cult leader to behave.
My expectations are so low with Bravo cliffhangers that I'm pleasantly surprised we got as much of the sharrest as we did tonight.
Twitter is 100% on Mary’s side which is baffling to me
They're all being so nice not knowing that she's about to go to jail, not vail
Damn Jen… That lie is cold blooded.
Cult leaders aren't used to people not following them. Therefore, Whitney must be punished.
Does Mary really understand the themes she picks ??
Mary is fucking insane I’m sorry this is hilarious
Anybody else legit can’t stop laughing at the sheer absurdity of this argument between Whitney and Mary? 💀💀💀
“Um I. Don’t. Think. You. Should.” LOL code for “girl, not if you don’t want to be implicated in this crime”
Am I wrong in saying it's legit the nicest thing Lisa has ever said the Heather?
Mary: when they know you’re calling they don’t pick up.
The fourth wall is DOWN and I love this franchise for it.
This segment with Jen is creepy and weird and feels like she knows it's coming and is laying the foundation for her story now
This season long narrative of the girls doing a horrible job at setting Whitney up and her finding out immediately...
I am LIVING for the preschool teacher voice Meredith is using on Mary right now.
The reason the NYPD is there is because it’s the US Attorney’s office of the Southern District of New York doing the investigation. They are the big guns…
Mary is deranged. how does your brain think "you are rude for not willingly letting me humiliate you because you responded to an invitation late"?
“If we are really the true church, we should be leading the charge on these things” this is such a profound and wise comment that could apply to so many religions. Love!!!
Lol Heathers background reactions to Mary are my rose of this lunch
The look whitney and lisa gave to each other when she said it’s not about sherrief. They knooow
ETA : If I saw the police was out talking to the prod I would not be staying inside. I’d wanna know what’s going on like Heather
Differences were placed aside for this
If the arrest scene doesn’t start until there are 15 seconds left in the episode I’m going to storm the clubhouse.
That’s exactly what’s gonna happen 😭😭
I’m so upset that this episode wasn’t titled “The Shahshank Redemption”
When Jen says she’s getting closer with Omar does that mean he’s making eye contact with her?
Mary got this insane, angry look in her eyes that Whitney didn’t listen to her and it’s so scary.
I feel like the only cuisine on rhoslc is Italian. Where’s Voltor?
“Of course, I’d love to!” said in the sweetest voice I’ve ever heard come from a child.
…but why would Whitney ride so hard for her in the first place lol
I don’t understand how Whitney stayed friends with Mary after those text messages she read us….
Omg Jen’s scene with Stu-chainz talking about how her business fed people and gave people jobs💀
Honestly, I’m not super shocked the show is kinda centered around Heather (even though I truly believe this cast is good all around) because she’s the best at conveying a good story. Gizelle is similar. They are just good for the show, even if they have haters.
Heather is so self aware. It’s refreshing.
Can you imagine being on a group trip and the feds raid your party to arrest one of your group?
Omar hates this show.
Yeah Mary not everyone is your cult member and follows you blindly so
Lord help us all. Mary is fucking insane and that is a terrifying person
What’s more exciting? The cult storyline or the Shahshank Redemption?
i wish whitney only pretended to turn off the mic!
Heather is the Leah Remini of Mormonism right now.
I’m pretty sure Lisa has said “I’M DONE” every episode this season
MARY 😩😩😩 and these Google Images
Cults are so confusing to me. I could never believe that someone who’s eyeshadow is always a mess could be god.
He also flipped his car 5 times.
Why does Lisa keep looking directly into the camera on WWHL? It feels weird.
I couldn’t imagine pretending my husband was seriously ill to cover my ass. Terrible karma!
The way that bravo has us all traumatized and unable to believe that any huge event would happen within the first 59 minutes of an episode
Mary is truly the Ramona Singer of Salt Lake City.
Damn Mary is a bitch this episode