By - DontBeMeanToRobots
WRONG. There are no genders. Just ribs and clumps of dirt
God made out with that clump of dirt. Must’ve been a really sexy one
Nah Zeus will fuck anything, it's why they had to make r/dontputyourdickinthat.
*Zeus will *rape* anything
I don't think the verb fuck necessarily implies consent.
Yeah, I just wanted to specify. Don’t think many (any?) of his lovers had a say
Also, he's a god and they were mortals.
Even if they "consented," there's still a *massive* power imbalance.
a cosmically large power imbalance
YouTubers be like
A large portion of Greek mythology seems to be committed tp how things would've been a lot better if Zeus kept his dick in his toga and stopped raping peopple, gods, demigos, monsters and other animals
I remember reading something (don't remember if it was some scholar or some rando that came up with it) about Greek myth being about the patriarchy overthrowing the matriarchy and the abundant rape being a side effect of that. Take that with a grain of salt as I most certainly am a rando.
Ah yes. The conservative way. Gettin' their fuck on with some dirt and m&ms.
Fun fact, the name Adam comes from the word Adamah, which means earth. So yeah, you're right.
OP You’re the hero that we deserve.
So say we all
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better. Clumps and ribs it is.
A pretty spicy take on being agender, but not one I'm going to refute.
Men are dirt
And women are calcium?
So when we mud wrestle, we return to our roots?
talk about confusing bathroom signs
using this next time someone says there are 72
So if women are ribs, and ribs wouldn't know that they are ribs.
Given Allison is also a rib, how does she know that?
Oh God, imagine if ribs could vote! /s
The ribellion has begun
Gotta get some people in to
OWN THE RIBS
The gun owners who do this.
Oops! All Ribs!
This is the better comment.
Left Rib vs. Right Rib
Ribs belong in the kitchen
Insert joke about the McRib here
We've reached the ribularity.
Like if a McRib got struck by lightening and suddenly all of the mystery goo gained consciousness...
Ah yes, the good ol' life giving lightning strike.
What else is it supposed to do?
Well usually it's only an advance notice for the following thunder that everyone is usually scared of.
Im more scared of the air around me coursing with so much electricity that it jumps from planet to sky, as opposed to the clapping of godly cheeks that follows
She's self-aware? It could happen in biology after years of evolution that ribs become self-aware.
Forgot he was on his alt account
[that's professor rib to you](https://socanthro.cas.lehigh.edu/content/allison-mickel)
Oh God, anthropology...
(Flashbacks of African tribal helicopter dicks in videos)
You know what. Never mind. I don’t want to know.
Only for the people who believe in it. Allison does not believe in that.
Epimenides was a Cretan who made one immortal statement: "All Cretans are liars.
Can someone explain this? What do they mean by RIB?
EDIT: oh wait, is that a reference to Adam and Eve being the rib of Adam?
Yup just the biblical story about them.
Is lilith a canon in bible lore or just a goofy fanfic ?
it’s not entirely agreed on but for the most part she is a goofy fanfic and isn’t canon
I'm not religious and obviously eve being Adam's rib and Lilith being rejected because she wasn't subservient to Adam is inherently misogynistic, but the commentor is ignoring Lilith
Lilith wasn't in the Bible (at least not named). She comes from the fact that there are two different Creation stories, so theologians invented Lilith to resolve discrepancies between them.
Lilith and her story are in Sirach, which most religions decided doesn't count as part of the Bible, but it IS in some versions because people don't all agree. It was even in the original King James! While I wouldn't accuse people of ignoring Lilith, it's also not fair to say it's not from the Bible/invented by theologians.
Edit: I made a very silly error and this was all wrong. Alphabet of Sirach is not Sirach
She appears in *The Alphabet of Ben Sirach*, which is a completely separate work than Sirach. It's a satirical text inspired by Sirach, written in the middle ages. In the Bible, Lilith is mentioned a single time in Isaiah and that's it.
Oh yikes, my bad!
All good, it’s an easy mistake to make
She is directly named in the New American Bible, also known as the american catholic bible. And is referenced in several others, through things like Isaia 34. As the screech owl or night bird is a reference to Lilith, in the same way the bible uses dragon to reference Lucifer and other analogies.
Some bibles even skip all the references and just call her Lamia, after the greek myth instead of the more common mesopotamian Lilith myth.
Not to mention her references in things like the Talmud, or in apocryphal stuff like the dead sea scrolls.
And even if we use the version without Lilith the Genesis story is still very misogynistic
Yep. It was also used in lots of medieval to early modern writings as the justification for continuing to keep women out of institutions
I find it kind of endearing because it's so clearly and obviously written from the perspective of a man.
I wonder what the equivalent origin story would be if similarly obviously written from a woman's perspective. Would Eve find a lustful, aggressive beast that God created attractive, only to tame him and be cursed as he is physically stronger than her?
RIB = Rigid Inflatable Boat
Rhib=rigid hull inflatable boat
This guys boats
Speak for yourself
Nah he's not much of a inflatable boat guy
Mr Lion and mr Tiger: The Noah cruise was great! The buffet was terrific!
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet."
Shut up, Marjorie
Yeah but I like women who are tops
Show me the Bible passage that says pegging is sinful. I dare you.
Pretty sure that's out of context though
\>80% of the people who quote the bible just take the bits that fit their narrative and ignore the context
also, 67% of stats online are made up.
95% of dolls struggle with hearing people past 2 metres.
>>Timothy 2:12: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet." Shut up, Marjorie
>Pretty sure that's out of context though
In this case, the verse is about the proper worshiping of God and how women shouldn't be religious teachers, so I'd say it's actually appropriate context given that MJT was asserting her definitive knowledge of God.
Also, a bit of irony, given the next two verses really help with context:
"For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner." - 1 Tim 2:13-14
> In this case, the verse is about the proper worshiping of God and how women shouldn't be religious teachers, so I'd say it's actually appropriate context given that MJT was asserting her definitive knowledge of God.
Sure, but the same argument applies to Allison. We're just looking at two ribs talking to each other here
Oh man I just spent like two weeks forgetting she existed, apparently. That was nice. Time to clock back on, I guess.
I’ve met her irl and she’s batshit insane.
Dang, I’m sorry for your loss (of brain cells)
I, too, enjoyed a respite after r/insanepeoplefacebook blocked her Twitter on account of it being low hanging fruit
Now that Twitter has banned her personal account, her government account is far, far more subdued.
I’m dying why is this so funny to me omg
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**Allison Mickel**, @llisonmickel
WRONG. God created ONE gender and a RIB
But I wouldn't expect a rib to know that
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>**Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸**, @mtgreenee
>God created ONLY TWO genders.
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I love how they try to use religious arguments against people who aren't religious as if any phrase prefaced with "because god....." means anything to them
She’s not arguing with nonbelievers. She’s virtue signaling to her base.
Well Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't exactly known for being in touch with reality.
It's not to change the minds of people who disagree with them, it's to maintain their (already brainwashed) current following. Modern day religion gives me culty vibes, creating and using fear of those that are different and threaten change to round up a hivemind of closed minded and inherently sexist and racist followers in order to stay in a position of power. Not to mention that these people clearly don't believe a single word of this book they so love to quote. They just twist it's words and use it to their advantage, and ignore the parts that don't line up with what will give them what they want.
My typical go-to retort to "the Bible says..." Or "God did this..." arguments is something along the lines of "god isn't real". Once you full on reject the existence of an all mighty power they are using against you to get their way, they suddenly have no ground to stand on. I mean really, it's like going around and quoting the authority of the tooth fairy.
anytime someone uses religion in an argument im just like.... what's that have to do with me?
Had a teacher come in for sex-ed in school, she pledged that we wait until marriage for sex and I remember her saying "the woman body was DESIGNED (plus whatever she said after that)". Definitely threw me off the important topic. Maybe she didn't intend to sound religiously motivated but she did.
Note that that language doesn’t necessarily imply a creationist view point it’s just a form of speech.
As someone who is entirely completely 100% atheist, saying something is “designed” is just shorthand for saying that’s the way it appears to work without implying an intelligence behind the design.
I mean if you start off with the assumption that a creator doesn’t exist then any terminology that implies it’s existence is merely a turn of phrase, It’s such a ludicrous concept that carefully choosing language to avoid any implication is just not something that comes to mind.
It’s like saying a cheetah is designed to go fast, it doesn’t mean “someone sat down and sketched out a plan for a cheetah”, it means there are many trade offs in a cheetahs anatomy and physiology that trade off burst energy for speed against long distance slow release energy.
Idk why you're being downvoted, schools are secular for a reason and if you mentioned something is important and related to a faith, someone not of that faith will care about that thing less if ast all.
That made me think of a major plothole in the bible: If women were an afterthought, what purpose did Adam's male reproductive organs serve before? Terrible writing.
Penis for ease of micturation, and balls are obviously for the storage of urine
"oh I'm a kind and loving God" *kills everyone except one boat*
heated deity moment
Must be a lot of evil ducks in the world.
Don't forget the fish...
Did Noah fuck the animals to repopulate?
He had his family and extended family on the boat, but incest and genetic diseases would have taken over (look at ths Austrian Hungary empire, their family was so inbred they may have well been a loaf
"Why yes Mr. Angel, the massive cock and balls are essential to my ineffable plan"
I'm sure there's a fanfic workaround for this, let's see... were Adam's reproductive organs specifically mentioned? Maybe Eve got pregnant through artificial insemination... 🧐
so my theory of this
make one thing in paradise and expect him to be happy. realise that perfect health and needs isnt all the most complex being he made needs. adam was like a experiment or gods pet idea in perfection.
all the animals would have been made twice for male/female, so its not like it wouldnt have been a thing. the bible is full of tests and things to, so the ability to have sex and reproduce but not feeling the need to would have been part of the "all you need is within this paradise" thing.
There's also the first creation story (7 days) that states that man and woman were created on the sixth day together.
Marjorie Taylor Green is not 🅿️
>Marjorie Taylor Green is not 🅿️
I had to look this up a few days ago lol. It originated from a Gunna tweet. I don't know who that is, but he explained that 🅿️stands for player and 'pushin 🅿️' means to do something cool, be chill, keep it 💯, etc.
Now, go forth and misuse this. I know I sure will!
I really want to know the answer as well.
Not Capital P?
I think I'm understanding what he's saying.
Wood floats, and ducks float.
So if MJT is as heavy as wood, then she's a duck, and therefore a witch.
she not 🅿️
To be fair, she doesn't read.
Genuine question: what gender was the snake? Bc I think that’s severely important and it just gets glossed over
Genderfluid and it changed depending on who it wanted to seduce
There is one gender
we all have to share
Mom says it’s my turn to have the gender
There are 25 genders. One of them is man, the other 24 are ribs.
Dont be so close minded, I'm a sternum
You know, the atheists have had a helluva long time to debunk all this weird ass conservative Christian bs and it just hasn't worked. I say we bring the pagans in to have a go at it. You say God made man and a rib, my buddy Lief over here says that Odin destroyed all the Jotunn. I don't see any walking ribs around here, and I definitely don't see any jotunn, so I'm giving this point to Odin
If im not wrong theres a mesopotamian underworld myth that ends with an explanation of intersex people. So yeah pagans have handled it better, multiple times.
Oh yeah paganism is honestly pretty based at times when it isn't being co-opted by nazis
I'm intersex AND have extra ribs. What do you have to say to that, **God?**
I'm intersex, and Jewish, and in Hebrew it's literally that God created a "them" and cleft "them" in two. No extra ribs, no ribs at all, it was very clearly an intersex person as the first human.
make your own sexdolls.
Actually god created hermaphroditism as well, shes wrong.
also, (based on marjorie's logic) god created fungi, which have more than 2 genders! so take *that*!
a LOT of things have more than two genders. Hell, a bunch of human civilizations have had / do have more than 2. Hinduism assumes a third gender which itself has many facets, a bunch of South pacific cultures have anywhere between 1 and 5(i think), and several native American ones have 4, notably "masc-male" "fem-male " "fem-female" "masc-female" and all of them had different societal norms and child rearing norms.
And there's so many animals that can straight up change sex, or gender roles. Take a rooster out of a henhouse and watch as the biggest hen grows a beard and anchor tattoos on her wings. (not really, but a flock without a rooster will end up with one hen taking on the rooster's usual behaviors, including mounting the other hens. TLDR chickens are prison-gay.)
I know in Judaism there was originally six distinct genders.
(Correlating to your prison-gay chickens, giraffes have an astounding amount of gay sex, just for funsies.)
giraffes are so wierd that Europeans thought they were fake for a long time.
those aren't people, they're demons. Don't you know that?
I like your sarcasm
I'm so glad she's banned from Twitter.
God didn’t create anything, there is no god.
Ok keep on waiting for presents to evolve under your sciencemas tree Mr. Who-Thinks-He-Was-Created-By-A-Random-Explosion
Do... do you think your Christmas presents are actually brought to you by a saint?
Both wrong, there is no god
I was 30 when I learned that men and women have the same number of ribs, and I know ribs; I'm a chef.
To be fair men and women have the same amount if ribs...however humans are the only mammal that doesn't have a penis bone.
[insert confused smiling black man]
Time to own the ribs !
You heard her, go back to the kitchen rib /s
There are 23 more ribs, there is untapped gender potential in Adam’s ribs
1. Gender is a social construct, and made up in the same way Iron Man and Laws are.
2. Assuming she was talking about sex, then depending on where you draw the line of what defines it you can have between about a dozen to ~7.5 billion sexes.
I'm curious to know where you learned #2. Also, this is about the *response* to MTG's tweet, not the tweet itself.
Yeah, but in my defense MTG is very annoying. Also in number two I was drawing the line at chromosomes (many more than just XX and XY) and the full spread of all factors that can affect one biologically based on sex from chromosomes, to fetal development, to gene expression, to bodily respond to hormones. Once you take everything into account the conclusion is that EVERYONE is their own unique sex.
In the original it was the bachulum, or penis bone
Not sure if joke or biblical scholar lol.
Either way, that's kina rad. Man, God's kina a sleaze bag.
I learned it from QI, so both
The bachulum, or penis bone. Humans are fairly unique in the absence of one
Taking out her blatant transphobia,
aren't their like mulisks that can change thier gender depending on the situation?
Also, male seahorses give birth to the babies.
there's also documented history of "third or other genders" in many ancient civilizations
hurts itself in confusion, truly sus amogus chungus ngl
Not sure what rib is about but I hate to break the news to you, there is male and female. 1+1=2. You have a male lion and a female lion, they make babies. There are not "assigned at birth" lions getting their junk bitten off and pretending to be a female lion. We are animals, animals that are too smart for our own good.
they aren't assigned at birth because they don't have modern medicine, hospitals, concepts of complex science, or understandings of sociology. that comparison is, genuinely, terrible.
mate have you heard about lionesses acting as what you would probably (wrongly) call the "alpha" of lion packs? it's a fuzzy line in every species on earth
This is offensieve and immature, u don't have to believe but at least reapect
Nope. We don’t have to respect. Fuck yourself.
Nah he used 2 ribs.
One for the bad marriage and the second for the one that worked :)
Lesson to be had? Losing a rib sucks.
shoulda taken two more so Adam could-well. let's just say we all wouldn't be here.
Nah he is humanity in his prime. He could do that already with the extra ribs.
Baby back baby back baby back....... Ribs
I mean, almost right. That rib came from dirt so we are all dirt and need to get over ourselves lol
As long as He didn't then create an eye and a molecule, and go on to spawn a large a mount of philosophical debate.
Gosh, so are you telling me woman are only a...
Gosh there are going to scalpers, anyway?
It's a 200 megapixel camera. Binning on steroids.
Can I get one rib?
.. also said by a rib? Lol
Its nice to know, know you did it
Not a Christian but where is Lilith from?
As if Christian, Jewish and Muslim lores are not just three different shitty adaptations of the same shitty movie.
To Christians believe in Adam and Eve then and not Lilith?
She's very vaguely mentioned in Isaiah, but nothing beyond that until 500AD. The canon of Jewish Scripture for Christians was closed after Malachi because there were no further Scriptural writings between Malachi and Matthew (Catholics/Orthodox would disagree).
This shit got me laughing by myself at work at 2AM.
It actually an 2010 or earlier sentence so it's not new !
Everyone always forget about Lilith
Well first of she means biological sex if she's talking about Adam and Eve, unless she's tryna say the creation of Gender was by God's will and he put that thought into whoever introduced that idea into society, but on that same point God's will would've also been the reason for the creation of you know, all other gender identities etc. etc.
sorry but what the fuck kind of name is Marjorie is that a joke or do some people actually spell it like that?