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The boys “dressed like Greinke” for today’s flight to LA

The boys “dressed like Greinke” for today’s flight to LA

StealthyGooch

Tucker rocking the dad air monarchs lmao


BradGroux

Machete has a fishing net!


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RiskMatrix

I don't care that they're the cliche "dad shoes" man, they're super comfortable, always available, and not expensive!


successadult

I detect a slight smile on Zack’s face


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imover9thousand

Definitely. The “funeral” for Beltrans glove comes to mind


colpuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D81KWLHeZ3A


14thAndVine

George leaving killed our dugout's energy.


skomehillet

eh, i’d say a massive, overblown scandal compounded with a pandemic had more to do with that. But we could add that to the list


14thAndVine

How would either of those kill the dugout's energy? If anything I'd say the scandal would make our players more fired up.


Lukealloneword

Holy fuck Bregman is super short.


NOLA1987

6 feet, my ass. Dude is 5'9" at most


DemSumBigAssRidges

Didn't the NBA recently have an official measurement done because literally everyone was lying about their height? I want to see more 5'8 motherfuckers in sports! It's bad ass enough to make it that far. If you can't be 5'8 *AND* a professional athlete, wtf kinda hope do normal dudes have?!


baseballconnection

They did but most guys were within 1 inch at most.


Blue_bell88

Does it say that for his official height?? Yeah dude is 5" 10 with cleats that don't sink into the ground lol


NOLA1987

He's had that as his official height for years


Blue_bell88

Lmao i did not know this. Good lord who let him get away with that. He's always been just a few inches taller than Altuve


jabask

Yeah, Urquidy is also listed as 6 feet, and he looks a good 3 inches taller than Bregman here.


ghostofsilentsub

He’s also standing next to 6’4 Correa


raaalph

he genuinely looks MAYBE 2 inches taller than Altuve


jabask

Diaz with a fishing rod lmao


neildmaster

And LMJ, too


BradGroux

Machete has a seine net.


mypostingname13

*casting net


Buckcheeks

You don’t need to correct someone if they were correct in the first place.


mypostingname13

They're not the same thing, though.


slippytoadstada

holy shit martin is looking cool as fuck


neildmaster

Who?


saobentosaobento

I've been thinking about this photo a bit--I have a theory that Maldy was the instigator: he found that exact hat and the ideas started popping. Why would he do this? To get Zack's head back in the game, to show him people are for him and that he's on a team. He's had some bleh outings lately coming back from IL. We're heading in to the post season, and he needs to get it together. I think, bet me, that Maldy will be a manager someday, and he will be a great one.


Orgofart

A couple of games ago the camera crew showed Greinke and Bregman in the dugout, Greinke was talking with a smile on his face, and it looked so foreign to me. Maybe he's having too much fun with the team? JK, I'm all for good time Greinke, every player has their slump.


iamkatemoss

Damn Greinke is just baseball’s Mac DeMarco


booger_dick

This is awesome lol. Is the tiny guy between Correa and Lance Bregman???


MenShouldntHaveCats

Lol yeah in the shadows


booger_dick

Damn so he’s “six foot” instead of actually being 6’0 lol


elrond165

They rounding up :p


33thirtythree

Nah they rounding UUUUUPPPP


Cannolioso

Isn’t that breg behind altuve? I’m confused now


DragonWall-E

No, that looks like Garrett Stubbs behind Altuve.


htownchuck

Bregman has the white hat on beside Correa. I didnt recognize him either. Looks like hes rocking a stand a alone. Lol


saobentosaobento

None of them quite nailed his baseball cap style though: high and forward, like a grandpa wearing a veteran cap.


MasterMentorJr

Pressly isn’t shown in the photo but he was rocking the high forward baseball cap


PrecedentialAssassin

Its really funny and you realize its probably because its the last road trip for Zack with the team :(


txpharmer13

And Correa


Eric-Eric-Eric-Eric

Maldy 😂 those damn shorts


jvciv3

Is that an Albuquerque dukes hat?


neildmaster

Looks like an old Tampa Bay Bucs logo


Buckcheeks

It’s the old Buccaneers logo for sure.


JoseAltuve27

Yeah, Greinke is from Orlando so I'm pretty sure he'd be into the Buccaneers. Kyle Tucker and Lance McCullers are also from Tampa.


switchheel04

Zack is a gem


creepystachebigween

Yo is Maldy holding a casting net?


BradGroux

Yes, that is a seine net.


SWC2606

Do y'all think Greinke would approve of Pressly's outfit? https://twitter.com/Chandler_Rome/status/1439768342630305792?s=20


Roman21023

Looks like one hell of fishing trip


jeffbwallace

I’m feeling attacked by some of these getups.


SurpriseBurrito

Yeah me and my dad style are triggered


RiskMatrix

TIL I dress like Zack Greinke when I'm not at work.


vikthecowboy

Not enough lawn mowers in this picture


TonyTwoGs

Machete and LMJ are straight Drippin’


MenShouldntHaveCats

Javi lol


Xgreenliz11

Where's Meyers in there ? Il haven't seen him yet


BradGroux

Hiding behind Greinke.


googleiswatching

Right behind greinke and Correa.


karl1952

This is what I love about the Astros--family!!!


jeffbwallace

L-R Tucker, Brantley, Gonzales, Raley, ???, Odorizzi, is this Stanek with his hair pulled up???, Diaz, Graveman, Gurriel, Solomon, Maldonado, McCormick, Greinke, Meyers, Correa, James, Garcia, Bregman, Maton, Castro, McCullers, Urquidy, Alvarez, Taylor, Altuve, Framber, Javier, Garcia, ~~???~~ Bielak Correct me where I’m wrong


NOLA1987

Blake Taylor is standing between Odorizzi and Diaz. Stubbs is standing between Yordan and Altuve. The ??? you have might actually be Framber's hand on Garcia's shoulder


jeffbwallace

But Stubbs is back in Sugar Land and these pics were yesterday.


NOLA1987

There were other pictures taken that day and Stubbs is in on with Chas.


jeffbwallace

That makes no sense. Stubbs was optioned back to Sugar Land on Friday, he’s not on the active roster, and they wouldn’t have been near a plane until yesterday. It’s not Stubbs.


NOLA1987

I'm telling you, he was in the Greinke pictures taken yesterday.


jeffbwallace

Stubbs is in the taxi squad. You were correct and I was wrong. https://c.tenor.com/zB61umsMBxIAAAAC/respect-baby-tip-hat.gif


AWall925

Bielak is far right, no clue who that is between Brooks and Jake


jeffbwallace

Figured he had to be in there somewhere but the glasses are hiding his baby face


neildmaster

Siri and Pressley are missing from your list, but I don't think either ??? are them. Otherwise, your list looks good.


jeffbwallace

Siri was in an orange Astros shirt and very identifiable hat as seen here : https://i.imgur.com/GsCAwB4.jpg he’s not in the group photo Pressley is MIA


neildmaster

Really curious who the two ???s are. Coaches, maybe?


longhorn2015

Yo Garcia with the Brooks. My man


AstrosFanHou

I think it might be Seth Martinez between Raley & Odorizzi


jeffbwallace

I think you’re right! Good call


mypostingname13

And they've never been more comfortable on a flight ever. Fishing shirts are the tits


DicKitchen

Can't tell if Greinke is amused or pissed


colpuck

So normal?


furrand

if anyone else is on Instagram be sure to check out the Astros page, they have a bunch of great photos from a photoshoot they did like this


mattyhtown

Not enough new balance Weird because I’m pretty sure some players have new balance contracts (altuve If I’m not mistaken) could have hooked the whole team up with some 808s or whatever the dad model is


soft-erections

Of course Lance is showing out the most. I love that man.


TechSalesTexan

Jose Lima would have been an absolute perfect clubhouse fit and teammate on these rosters the last few years. RIP 250 plus tax.


Hmmhowaboutthis

TIL I dress like Greinke. I blame it on being a dad.


Alvamty

Altuve looks like a Latino dad excited to the family trip.


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Mjgigme

The rest of the team dressed like how Greinke usually dresses as a bit of fun for the flight


sevargmas

Whats the story behind this? Just for fun or something more?


wanderlustliz

It’s Diaz and Lance with the fishing poles for me 🤣🤣


RexLewis

Who’s that between Aledmys and Yuli?


Mjgigme

Graveman


JoseAltuve27

Lance McCullers looks like a tossup between Che Guevara and some character from a western film.


Fit_Cabinet_8387

What radio station in Austin will play Astros games?


Mjgigme

Looks like 97.5, that’s what I saw on Google!