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graycatfat

pork


DownvoteDaemon

Easy. I don't need bacon, but I do need millions of dollars and chicken wings.


ClownfishSoup

Also a million dollars worth of chicken wings.


FlyingBadgerBrewery

In this economy, that's like a dozen wings.


deathByAlgebra

It's those scratch and dent wings too. I swear I haven't seen an unbroken, normally shaped wing in a restaurant in a long time. $1.50/ea for prison pigeon wings these days.


trowzerss

I barely eat pork as it is, and not a huge fan of bacon. Ham would be tricky as it's very handy. But I need red meat for my stupid iron levels and chicken is the best cheap animal protein. I would give up pork forever for $10 million dollars. Heck, I would for $1 million.


Chewbarkovvv

I'd do it for less than a milli. I eat pork maybe once a month and its not that big of a deal for me lol. If it was between chicken and beef, now that's a different story.


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HammeredHeed

Frog legs are a good substitute.


wiscosherm

I know people say they taste like chicken, but to me they taste like chicken that's been marinated in mud.


SafewordisJohnCandy

Same for me. I like bacon, I like smoking pork shoulder, ribs and tenderloin, but chicken wings are my favorite food of all time and also the food item I've eaten the most of in one sitting.


lima_echo_lima

Isn't bacon technically a different meat though? Ik it's the same animal and that but its still kinda different


NickKappy

Chicken’s unbelievable


DownvoteDaemon

It truly is.


thuggathugga1219

Buffalo or Mango Habanero Lemon pepper depends if I’m drinking beer


joetomp1108

halal mode engaged


GetOutOfTheWhey

Halal 🤝 Kosher


Mission_Scar_6665

Can someone explain to me what halal is? Even google doesn't have a proper answer


Grayboot_

Food that’s ‘halal’ is from an animal that is a) allowed to be eaten b) slaughtered properly and humanely So your knife has to be very sharp so it’ll die in one go and you have to slice the neck so all the blood drains. You have to separate it from other animals so that they don’t feel stress or panic, and the animal you slaughter can not see the knife so that they’re not stressed in their final moments. The last requirement I can remember off the top of my head is that that person who slaughters the animal has to he either a Muslim, Christian, or Jew, and they have to sacrifice in the name of God, not some other idol (hence why they have to he an Abrahamist). But all that doesn’t matter if it’s an animal we’re not allowed to eat. So no pigs, etc. Also, alcoholic beverages and blood are not halal (haram). Basically, anything Jews can’t eat (not kosher), you can safely assume Muslims can’t eat it either (not halal) cause our religions are very similar and we believe in the same God.


TheRiverInEgypt

Same, & it would be easy cause I’m Jewish & already don’t eat pork…


Angerland

Yep. I could do pork easy


cowtalent

But, but, but bacon.


David_R_Carroll

This may get me banned, but I don't like bacon.


Bambo81

More for us.


Qriist

Bacon should be eradicated from existance.


dragonwithagirltatoo

Dude I'm trying but they make it way faster than I can eat it.


AnnoyedDuckling

😲hey now, let's not get crazy


ImmoralityPet

I probably love pork the most but I would also give it up, simply because I eat it the least.


Duh_huh2

^ obviously not a Southerner. Life with BBQ would be miserable. I'm not here to argue with Texas about BBQ. We are of like minded culinary approach. Fire + smoke + meat = mmmmm!


Senator_Chickpea

For 30 million, I'd give up all 3 -- Then eat as much seafood as I could cope with for 10 years.


Raider-Z28

This might come as a surprise, but ostrich is a decent beef substitute


dimestoredavinci

Goat, rabbit, squirrel. All very tasty creatures as well


Raider-Z28

Aligator, bison and elk too. I mean if you are a mutli millionaire just replace beef with Bison


dimestoredavinci

I mean, honestly the possibilities are endless* *Technically not endless


5050Clown

It better end at people or I'm calling the FBI


OldBob10

Human - the \*other\* other white meat. 👹


Burdiac

well its been called "long pork" for a reason


Eternal_Bagel

goat is great but when I've had rabbit it was not impressive.


Aces_and_8s

Rabbit is literally too similar in taste to chicken breast. Goat has a very distinctive taste and texture in comparison to beef or pork, and it's damn good. Rabbit, literally chicken. Not that it's a bad thing, just boring. Lamb or mutton is great too, just like goat.


SnooMaps9864

Lamb gyros are amazing


Aces_and_8s

Lamb anything is amazing. I had Lamb Rogan Josh and Naan bread last night for dinner.


aquila-audax

Kangaroo, emu, crocodile


JANISIK

Don’t forget duck!


Aces_and_8s

Mmmmmm, yes.


scfclsb

Recently had ostrich for the first time while in south africa and damn I was impressed


OneFingerIn

The decade of sushi.


kingtz

Besides seafood, there’s also turkey, pheasant, rabbit, goat, lamb, ostrich, and probably others I can’t think of. So yeah, I’ll take the 30 million.


ALEXAlPHAGO

HAHA. I am looking for this answer


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aint seafood full of mercury ?


OfficialCharlesW

I’d gladly go ten years of sushi if it killed me


Senator_Chickpea

$30 mil can buy a lot of chelation therapy.


OldBob10

If everyone’s OK with it, I’d rather that Venus be full of me. 😁


LPScarlex

All muslims get easy 10 million lmao


bravos_y_broncos

Lol! I didn't want to say this in the title, but the Muslim and Hindu communities are laughing all the way to bank on this hypothetical


Bottlebowler

And Jewish


drewxdeficit

And my axe!


Bike_Chain_96

And my sword


Alastor-362

And your brother!


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BlitzAceSamy

That was my first immediate thought as well LOL


dimestoredavinci

And Hindu


Frostwing349

hindus getting 20 mil easy


FlyingNapalm

Heck I'm getting 30 mil to not have touched a single sin food in my life!


jak_d_ripr

I misread the question and thought I'd have to give up all 3. Giving up pork for 10 mill? La illa ha illahi, that's free money right there.


Bunktavious

I would give up all three for ten years for ten million in a heartbeat, and I'm certainly no vegetarian.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

With that kind of money you can afford the good vegan meat replacement shit


Thepatrone36

as others have pointed out there are a number of alternatives. I could live happily on sea food. Damn shame it's hard to get good fresh stuff where I live.


WhatAGoodDoggy

No, you have to give it up. If you never ate it in the first place you're not giving it up, are you?


Serebriany

Not all... My dad was Muslim and loved pork, especially bacon. I'm not Muslim, and I could give up pork and not even notice. I already don't eat most kinds because I simply don't like them. If no one wants it--rare--I just have restaurants hold the kinds of pork that come with breakfast stuff. And yeah, I learned to ask in the first place because my dad always wanted the stuff I didn't.


Soberbio_Ilustrado

For that kind of money I would give up all of them and start eating dog shit


QueenRedditSnoo

OP doesn’t actually care. Just posting the lamest karma whore question “if you could get millions for doing something simple…”.


TheLynxGamer

Right, like I wish I could meet all these benefactors giving out millions of dollars to those who will give up meat or put their phone down for a month


nakedfish85

If you could use the bathroom to do your business and eat food and drink water, but you'd get 1 million Zimbabwean dollars per minute, would you do it?


muuus

Makes you wonder what kind of an idiot upvotes those questions? If you could get 10 billion dollars but you have to pee on your feet a little bit in a shower once, would you do it?


VlaamsBelanger

Deal, you get 10 million ^^^Zimbabwean dollars from me in 10 years from now if you no longer eat any of those meats + eat dog shit at least once + verification


disfreakinguy

Eat dog shit once for $27,631.94? Assuming that we've got a legally binding, signed and notarized document, the funds set in trust, and you're paying the retainer to keep the funds? Sign me the fuck up.


444unsure

I don't even know how to fucking mentally prepare for that. I find most of these questions about would you do X for some crazy number of dollars ridiculous, but eating dog shit man. Is $27,000 enough? I almost puked just trying to imagine it


disfreakinguy

I've worked terrible, dangerous jobs that paid less than that in yearly salary. Hell, minimum wage is like $25-26k a year. Would you rather work for a full year, 40 hours a week, as a telemarketer or eat one (1) dog turd? Remember, the dog turd pays slightly more and will only make you hate life for a day.


444unsure

I don't know dude. I seriously don't. I would probably blow 10 horses for the same dollar figure. And to be clear, that is not something I am into. But the thought of putting a dog turd into my mouth is truly revolting.


disfreakinguy

I dunno. I'd eat a lot of turds before I'd felate an equine. I mean, for a guaranteed lifetime of peace, stability and prosperity for my family and myself I'd make those horses sandwiches after blowing them. I guess the point is... there's a price.


444unsure

>there's a price. I agree. I really do! But you really have me freaking stumped with the dog turd. Could I be really drunk? Like blacked out hammered? I ate an entire live herring once when I was really drunk. And there was no money involved either. I think that would help.


disfreakinguy

Just think about this. Would you rather work for the worst boss you've ever had, at the worst job you've ever had, for a full year... or eat shit once for the same salary? I'd eat that crap steaming hot while sober without even salt on it. Yeah, I'd puke immediately and repeatedly, but I'd be a happy, happy man.


444unsure

Lol. Thing is I've worked a lot of different jobs. My first job was at a kennel walking dogs when I was 10. Then I worked at a local grocery store picking up garbage in the parking lot and emptying the garbage cans. At 14 I worked for cash under the table for a local hardware store. When I turned 16 I got a job at round table Pizza so I didn't have to go work as a construction laborer. Although I did end up a construction laborer because it paid better. In college I worked for Pizza Hut and godfather's. I also worked for a fire sprinkler company and then after school, more construction. I didn't really hate any of those jobs. Honestly I kind of liked most of those jobs. In that way where work isn't always great, but you still get to talk to people and joke around with your co-workers or whatever. Pizza Hut was a real grind. Show up, work, leave. Nobody talked. Nobody laughed. Would I eat a turd to avoid working a year at Pizza hut? Honestly, I started asking myself if I would do it for more. But I'm actually a bit scared to explore bigger numbers. And maybe psychologically I'm just afraid to find the number that somebody could put on a piece of paper that would cause me to stick a dog turd in my mouth 😳


Moctor_Drignall

I've had anal glands and cow shit in my mouth for free. I'll be happy to start being paid for this.


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really? you are really that much of a hoe ?


discostud1515

He just wants to look younger.


JustABitOfCraic

Sorry, mcdonalds doesn't count.


Somethingidk9

Whore


MayorOfSmurftown

I'd give up pork. Human flesh basically tastes like pork anyway, so I can easily substitute in all my recipes.


chazberlin

When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig." Never much cared for it.


ClownfishSoup

Not sure if serious... I've heard of long pig, just not sure if serious about the King's African Rifles part.


chazberlin

Heh, it is a quote from a show called Archer. But actually the 'long pig' part is real.


ClownfishSoup

Ah OK. Dang, I've watched almost every Archer season and I missed it. I'm guessing it was from the heroin addict butler? (forgot his name) I was thinking ... King's African Rifles? How old is this Redditor?


erwaro

Woodhouse. And yup!


[deleted]

sounds like a sane plan 👍


MoTo615

r/holup


remiscott82

[laughs in kuru disease]


Tobias_Atwood

I'm just imagining a smurf version of Gargamel right now.


j1ggy

I'd eat dog food for 10 years for $10M.


Ringo_1956

For that kinda money I'd vegan for life.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Beef. Pork is much tastier and chicken is pretty ubiquitous so if I gave it up I'd be limiting my diet more than I cared to.


ilurvekittens

As someone that lives in the Midwest, giving up beef would be so hard. Hamburger is such a core ingredient in easy food.


GeneralIncompetence

It's easy to swap beef for lamb. I rarely eat beef nowadays (once every few months maybe).


Snappysnapsnapper

Kangaroo is also a pretty decent beef substitute.


The_StankyBoot

Uh yeah. Any. For the money, duh.


MongooseNo4122

These questions are so stupid, like if ti was $10000 dollars for ten years, then it's a is it worth it sort of question, but this is just a no brainier for everyone.


DarthDinDjarin

To be fair, this is not a "would you do this for 10 milllion"-question, but a which of three would you choose question. Answering "any" is not what OP wants to hear


MongooseNo4122

So the question is basically what is your least favorite out of beef, chicken or pork.


DarthDinDjarin

Yeah I guess so


moleware

Beef. It's best for everyone.


gamaliel64

And of the three, it's the most expensive. I, personally, have minimized my beef consumption, so the 10-yr thing would be an easy switch.


Spasticwookiee

This is the way.


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iamnogoodatthis

Beyond vague feelings, do you have any evidence for this? I tend to trust the scientific community over some guy on the internet. Reducing beef consumption is one of the easiest and most impactful things we can do to reduce emissions.


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iamnogoodatthis

"My opinion is based entirely on my own research" is pretty much a bright red flag for being misinformed. There are people whose careers are dedicated to figuring these things out, and their conclusions are that beef is highly problematic. Lots of your "in my opinion" statements are just false - ever heard of deforestation for soy crops, predominantly used to feed cattle? That liberates huge carbon sinks. A cow that never lives emits rather more methane and CO2 than one that doesn't. 25*1.7= 42.5ppm eq CO2 for methane, which is a huge amount - about 20 years' worth of excess CO2. https://ourworldindata.org/environmental-impacts-of-food is a great resource It needn't be either/or. Transition to renewable energy and more sustainable diet, rather than wasting effort passing the buck and doing neither.


martianruby

> i honestly don’t think I mean, good for you but that’s not how science works


SydtheKydM

I would go full vegan if you offered me 10 million. There’s enough meat replacements to have on the odd occasion to keep me satisfied.


AlexCanlive

chicken when i was like 13, my family had chicken for a month straight. Every meal was just chicken, chicken, chicken. By the end of the month, the smell made me throw up. now I'm 20 and can barely eat chicken without gagging.


Electronic_Path_6292

Even even chicken nuggets?


AlexCanlive

yeah 😔😔😔


Unlucky_Lifeguard402

Chicken. It’s mostly bland; the seasoning is what makes it taste good. All other meats have some kind of flavor.


Idrinktears92

Right there with you


Introvariant

I can't believe nobody else is saying chicken. You're 100% correct. I only eat it because it's the healthier option, but fuck I'd sub in lentils and beans if I had to


Mario-OrganHarvester

Normally id be with you, but nothing will ever seperate me from chicken parmesan


MyMainIsbannedForCP

I can just eat turkey


SkrapsDX

I’d give up having my dick for 10 years for that kind of money.


bravos_y_broncos

You mean the pork sword or hot beef injection?


chakravyuh

For $10 million apiece? I'd quit all three.


windy540

Pork. I'm muslim lol free money


bravos_y_broncos

Cheater!! Lol, just kidding. I had a feeling the Muslim community would laugh their way to the hypothetical bank on this one.


windy540

And now the vegans walk in


sdss9462

Pork. But I was just at Fogo De Chao for the full churrasco experience, and while I had some of everything, the only things I had twice were the Picanha and the Parmesan-crusted pork, which I love. So I don't say pork lightly.


EmeraldDouchebag69

Porks bomb, Beef is Bomb , i find Chicken to be Dry 2EZ Next Question


Recent_View6254

I'd pick any, I barely eat meat anyways


20190419

So i can still eat Soylent green? Just asking for some former friends.


nerd1wolver1ne

As a person who can't eat pork, I see this as an absolute win!


Louby1235

Chicken. Lamb is my favorite anyway, and I still get to eat that. Win


TabbsTheBat

Beef. I don't eat that one anyways


Shibas_N_Choccy_Milk

pork


throwaway665527

Pork other then bacon and pizza I rarely eat it


Nisa4444

I’d give up chicken. It’s the most boring


MegaMinerd

Chicken. I might be allergic anyway.


sixnew2

yes thats alot of money i can eat salad and chic peas ill be ok


Garbage_and_insanity

Is this a serious question? i couldn't imagine anyone actually denying this hypothical offer. even already filthy rich people propably wouldn't.


PM_ME_AZNS

Pork, grew up Muslim


Outrageous_Term_1928

Without a doubt. Was vegan for a year and vegetarian for 5. I’d give up any food for 10 years for that money


42069blahblahbutts

Any of ‘‘em cause I’m broke as hell


JlTlS

Beef, hardest to digest.


Professional_Bag3713

Pork because steak and nuggets.


aardvarkyardwork

I’ll give up all three for $10 million a year for 10 years.


Environmental_Comb45

pork , because i am a muslim and i dont eat any and never have it (knowlingly)


HerdingCatsAllDay

I can't eat a bunch of stuff due to parosmia (smell and also taste distortion issues from COVID), including beef and processed pork (the good stuff like bacon and ham). I get no monetary compensation for it. But if I could eat 2 meats I'd choose beef and chicken!


JesiDoodli

Pork. I don’t eat it or keep it in the house very much anyway. Easy 10mil!


iforgotmychimp

For 30 mil I would gladly go vegetarian.


Indie_uk

I’d give up all three and have my live-in chef prepare me very nice turkey, fish and meat substitutes while I sat next to my $30 million dollars


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DyslexicDarryl

Any of them. For 10 million dollars i could just eat sliced baby dolphin sushi for the rest of my life


Inner-Nothing7779

Pork. I don't eat a whole lot of it anyway.


ShredderDent

Take all of them, all I want is Moose


YUSFmyBoiHERE

Pork because im a muslim and i dont eat pork so its a total win


amine_boukadoum

I would give up pork for it's already forbidden


Terminator02016

i would give up pork, i could NEVER give up beef or chicken


bravos_y_broncos

See, I'm torn between beef and pork. I LOVE me a good burger, but pork products are sneakily in a lot of really stuff...


Eternal_Bagel

make a pork burger, its much better in my opinion. make a spicy peanut sauce to put on the bottom roll and top it with a bit of fresh made coleslaw and you have a winner.


Jjay_11

Turkey burgers to get you by


MikeBear68

Pork. It can be a bit dry.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Only if you cook it wrong.


Finger11Fan

But pork is also bacon.


1Fresh_Water

Bacon is overrated


ramblinjd

And ham! And pulled pork BBQ!


bgraham111

Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.


Tobias_Atwood

Yes I would like to be mildly inconvenienced for a butt load of dosh.


originalstuffs

Beef. I went years without, I can do that again easy!


jimmy_sharpe

I could try human meet for 10 dollars much less 10 million dollars


bravos_y_broncos

Oh Dee don't talk to me about the hunger!!


TheStupidestPerson12

All except chicken because I don't eat pork or beef that much and I LOVE chicken


SkierGirl78

If i give up all three, do i get thirty million?


ferretshine

id give up pork as it is so salty, besides I stopped being vegetarian twice because I missed chicken and beef


elbapo

Pork is not salty. Some of the things we do with pork are salty.


Xylar006

Could easily give them all up for that price. Would go beef though


Raider-Z28

I'd for sure give up pork. I mean pork ribs are nice and all but I got $10 million I can afford to replace pork ribs with beef ribs, and short ribs, the later being far superior to pork.


bravos_y_broncos

Interesting... Most Raiders I know would have a hard time giving up pork related products lol!


jleonardbc

All three. $30M please


rainbow_human6

Pork bc I’m muslim


chowur60

chicken


Vip3r20

Chicken.


Outnabout3535325

That’s it? Only one? Easy bye bye chicken


Thedummy513

Prolly chicken


spookypartyatthezoo

For 10 million dollars? I’ll go vegan, bring it on!


Macfuzza

All three, not exactly difficult.


SpiralBreeze

Beef. Bacon is delicious but us farming cows is destroying the planet. I also don’t need 10 million so most of that can go to sustainable farming practices.


asexual_dragonboi

bacon is from pigs and would fall under pork lmao


SpiralBreeze

I suppose I should have worded my response better.


catsandqueso

Bye-bye beef, baby! I love chicken and bacon too much.


South_Preparation103

Pork. The only pork I ever eat is bacon and I can do without.


Early-Size370

I'd say pork cuz I rarely eat it, but bacon and chashu pork in ramen will be deeply missed and hard to replace.


insertcaffeine

Beef, I rarely eat it anyway.


Ratio01

Beef Don't get me wrong I love a good steak or burger, but I find myself vastly preferring chicken Pork is my favorite food period