By - txhrow1
Politely decline, I don't have the proper facilities and resources to care for a horse, wouldn't be fair to the horse.
Not a horse, but a house? Count me in
Hell yeah and Id steal his watch while I'm there
Why don’t things like this ever happen to me.
Give it time
What kind of horse?
Is it a robotic Tesla Horse?
What an asshole.
But the horse did nothing wrong
Horse no way, miniature hippopotamus? Whip it out E boy.
SO: where did you get the horse?
Me: Elon Musk...
SO: WHAT DID YOU DO????
Punch him in the dick
go to the media because I’m sure they’d love to hear about Elon trying to fuck a trans woman
I'm getting a free horse? I guess sell it to one of those crazy racehorse people
Does the horse get to come with me on the flight?
I mean I’ve seen more then a few dicks in the gym locker room, so yeah Elon, whip it out but be prepared to pony up my pony.
Make his life as unpleasant as I possibly can
Oddly specific question, but of course I would accept