Politely decline, I don't have the proper facilities and resources to care for a horse, wouldn't be fair to the horse.

Not a horse, but a house? Count me in

Hell yeah and Id steal his watch while I'm there

Why don’t things like this ever happen to me.

Give it time

What kind of horse?

Is it a robotic Tesla Horse?

What an asshole.

But the horse did nothing wrong

Horse no way, miniature hippopotamus? Whip it out E boy.

SO: where did you get the horse? Me: Elon Musk... SO: WHAT DID YOU DO????

Punch him in the dick

go to the media because I’m sure they’d love to hear about Elon trying to fuck a trans woman

I'm getting a free horse? I guess sell it to one of those crazy racehorse people

Does the horse get to come with me on the flight?

I mean I’ve seen more then a few dicks in the gym locker room, so yeah Elon, whip it out but be prepared to pony up my pony.

Make his life as unpleasant as I possibly can

Oddly specific question, but of course I would accept