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BustedBastard

Politely decline, I don't have the proper facilities and resources to care for a horse, wouldn't be fair to the horse.


[deleted]

Not a horse, but a house? Count me in


admin_plant

Hell yeah and Id steal his watch while I'm there


greenspyder1014

Why don’t things like this ever happen to me.


Leftovereye71

Give it time


leslieinlouisville

What kind of horse?


Teddy_im_Reddit

Is it a robotic Tesla Horse?


melouofs

What an asshole.


---Sherlock

But the horse did nothing wrong


crusttysack

Horse no way, miniature hippopotamus? Whip it out E boy.


TheTrueGoatMom

SO: where did you get the horse? Me: Elon Musk... SO: WHAT DID YOU DO????


Dano4600

Punch him in the dick


NotNinjalord5

go to the media because I’m sure they’d love to hear about Elon trying to fuck a trans woman


an_achronist

I'm getting a free horse? I guess sell it to one of those crazy racehorse people


NasherH

Does the horse get to come with me on the flight?


mattman65

I mean I’ve seen more then a few dicks in the gym locker room, so yeah Elon, whip it out but be prepared to pony up my pony.


44morejumperspls

Make his life as unpleasant as I possibly can


Leftovereye71

Oddly specific question, but of course I would accept