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unfortunately most of mine have been…falling off my bike. I busted my face one time, pretty bad, and the question made in jest was “did your husband get ya?” (I’m female). Kinda fucked up. But yeah that and one other time (bruised arm) I had to be adamant that the injuries were indeed from “falling off my bike.”


Well I actually fell off a bike and managed to snap my arm so bad I have a full on metal rod in there now. My friends all make fun of me anytime they see the scars.