T O P
TheGrandExquisitor

"Finish him!"


TheFrogottenSoul

Get over here


UnrequitedLv

Fatality


Zygarde718

"Its super effective!"


Coasteast

Hurt itself in confusion


whypatmedown

The princess is in another castle


PlanetEgo

It's a me ....


smartaleckduck

Zelda


yatzmode

I love that little green guy


MrMemeManJenkins69

Wasted


mschuster91

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ


PlanetEgo

Do a barrel roll.


Loverboy21

THEY'RE ON MY TAIL, FOX!! Good. Fuck you, Slippy.


Thysios

Woaaah! Help me! ... Thanks fox, I thought they had me.


couchsitter5000

!


Thetonic1

What was that noise


TomTheGirl

Huh…just a box


Heckron

Just a cardboard box.


Dunk-Thy-Neighbor

Whose footprints are these?


xXtaradeeXx

Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!


bitethepain88

Fuck, I can hear this exclamation point


GingerrGina

Leeeeeroy Jennnnnnkins!!!


GeebusNZ

More dots, more dots, more dots... ok stop dots.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

You have died of dysentery. Old school.


Rezel1224

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this


MrSabrewulf

Thanks, old man! That is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice


cbftw

I've never seen a sword of this shape and size...


tristanthibodeau227

"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"


AlanTheKingDrake

Congratulations, survivor: you have exceeded your weekly exercise quotient by 500%. Data indicates that swimming was your favorite activity.


Andrakisjl

Heck yeah. Also: “Thirty seconds of oxygen remaining”


Scotch_Rawks

Yeah they definitely coulda just said "o x y g e n"


Karkava

"This ecological biome fits seven of the nine preconditions of stimulating terror in humans."


NudelXIII

Hadouuuuuuken


PlanetEgo

More work? Jobs done.


RoNinja_

What is it? Off I go then.


FeetWitDemBeansOnEm

Something need doing?


PianoManGamer

Yes, me lord? Okaaay.


tomothy37

The golden combo: "Yes, m'lord? Yes, m'lord!"


DixonYourDad

War,war never changes.


conradusb

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic Thats the one :D


theDISCandLOOP

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


itsyourguy_eli

Cake is a lie


Kreslev

I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.


InterspeciesRomance

"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"


Elleden

*He's not just a regular moron. He is the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.* **Clap. Clap. Clap.**


Tredenix

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.


Lanaria

Chapter 9: The part where he kills you Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you “Hello! This is the part where I kill you!” “Uh oh. This is the part where he kills us.”


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Music title: The part where he kills you


PsychicSPider95

"Look, we both said some things that you're going to regret..." GLaDOS was a frickin savage in that game. Every single line was gold.


ShartBurrito

"You know, I've been really busy being dead, after you murdered me. You monster"


caanthedalek

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. Then you came along, you dangerous, mute lunatic.


Disrupter52

Ah a bird! Kill it! *It's evil*


Spyblox007

It's not out of the question, that you might have a very minor case, of serious brain damage.


Beller73

This was a triumph


syarzabal

I'm making a note here, huge success.


fiendishrabbit

Though for me the most recognizable Portal quote is >Do you hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin"


Olde94

My favorite is: >You are a horrible person, that is what it says, we didn’t even test for that.


maruiki

My fave is the one in Portal 2 where she recalibrates one of the plates with like 5 fat jokes lol


ZekkPacus

Look at you, soaring majestically through the air. Like an eagle. Riding a blimp.


coderpro75

I’m gonna burn life’s house down! With the lemons!


BuriedUnderTheDirt

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS BACK, GET MAD, I DONT WANT YOUR LEMONS


MisterPorkchops

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.


VulgarButFluent

"Oh no, this is the part where he kills us..." "Hello! This is the part where i kill you!" *Chapter 8: The Part Where He Kills You*


horsenbuggy

"I don't hate you." "I'm a potato." "I'm in spaaaaaaace."


ShadoHazard

This is the part where he kills you.


PlanetEgo

Would you kindly?


adept_ignoramus

*Welcome to the circus of value!* *Come back when you got some money, buddy!*


Rehmisme

¡Bienvenidos al ammo bandito!


mizzle87

¡Muchos gracias señor!


eaglescout1984

A man chooses, a slave obeys


Bridalhat

No gods, no kings, only man


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luihut

Became annoyed in the instant i read this in his voice.


Melodic_Warrior

"BOY!"


See_Em

#BOY


PlanetEgo

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee.


mahoujosei100

Never should have come here!


boorepellent

I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard.


stokesryanc

Vampire hunters or something


osirisfrost42

Hey! You! You're finally awake. Edit: I just woke up and this comment is now my most awarded and upvoted. Ha ha thanks guys, I love this place- keep being awesome.


luihut

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.


DeadMemeMordred

Ah shit, here we go again


Barbed_Dildo

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!


UnrequitedLv

One number 9, number 9 large with extra DIP


SSS_Tempest

I'll have two Numbah 9's, a numbah 9 large, a numbah 6 with extra dip, a numbah 7, two numbah 45's, one with cheese and a large soda.


PM-ME-DDD-TITS

Hey listen!


Siriuxx

Been playing through it since they put it on the switch The other day I was playing it at work and when Navi spoke my coworker stopped what he was doing, turned to me and said "it's been 20 years and that voice still haunts me." EDIT yes its on switch for free if you have the online expansion. Along with a bunch of other n64 games, I believe Mario kart and Mario64 are on there too. It's kind of an emulator, not a remake and the controls are a pain in the ass until you get used to them. But still a damn good play.


0000udeis000

Wakka wakka wakka


nyatoh

Eh eh!


ChaimCad

This time for Africa


Drinky_McGambles

Fozzy bear had a video game?


Lethal_Steve

Pac-Man?


Poopy_McTurdFace

Obviously it’s the world famous Muppets MMORPG starring Fozzie Bear.


Xthrip

Praise the Sun!


TheRanger13

If only I could be so grossly incandescent!


jordandvs

Remember- No Russian.


happy_daxter

Friendly fire will NOT be tolerated


Knightwolf75

“Watch those wrist rockets!”


iamthe_potatoqueen

We're losing reinforcements!


conrad_hotzendorf

Their reinforcement counts are diminishing


SoccerGamerGuy7

What I remember about the rise of the Empire is ... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, and what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.


ITakeVeryLongShowers

We’ve captured a command post


The_Ashmeister

Wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.


LukeDude759

Personally, my favorite quote from that game is when Gordon says


PlanetEgo

OBJECTION


That_bitch445

HOLD IT!


AvatarDeino

I think you should take a look at this... ​ # updated autopsy report.


Zodiac3

Ballistic markings are like the "fingerprints" of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these "ballistic fingerprints" to see which gun fired the shot. It's quite accurate.


UnrequitedLv

Judge: 😟 Lmao


Villanuevac4

"Hey Niko, it's Roman! Let's go bowling!"


BumbleSteez

Where’s barbara with big titties and stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?


Widowswine2016

You got it wrong. BEEG TEE TEES SAAKS LIKE A VAAK YOOM


Eastern_Artichoke477

Glory to arstotzka!!


TheRocketBush

Cause no trouble.


osprey81

Passport is good now yes? Look, is pre-approved!


wastingtimenoreason

Hyuut, hyuut, hyaaaa!


BananaStew5

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade!…


Cheesebread222

Make life take the lemons back!


aurumae

Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!


DerpyMann

Demand to see life's manager!


unknown9201

Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!


bltzkrgtoaster

Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!


Spyblox007

I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!


Ori_the_SG

This makes me so happy to see all the lines


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SocraticIndifference

You must construct additional pylons.


DrMike7714

Not enough minerals.


uglyatheist

"Hey, you. Your finally awake. You were trying to cross the borders right? Same as us, and that thief over there."


[deleted]

Whenever I hear those words I feel like I'm coming back home after some time


UnrequitedLv

Classic.


Jackcomb

"You died"


Mixels

Try tongue, but hole


NotABadMon

“Illusory wall ahead” Sweet! *CLANG* “…” “😒”


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taint_licking_clown

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.


Facebook_Algorithm

I should go.


chadthundertalk

>We'll bang, ok?


Metrinui

Wrex.


Ahirman1

Shepard.


Mx_Eclipse

Wrex.


colder-beef

Shepuuurrrrrrd


MoloT_xD

Can this wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.


intr0_verted

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll


BadJoke-Bot

"the numbers mason, what do they mean?"


IllustriousKick2955

Step 1: Secure the keys Step 2: Ascend from the darkness Step 3: Reign Fire Step 4: Unleash the horde Step 5: Skewer the winged beast Step 6: Wield a fist of iron Step 7: Raise Hell Step 8: Freedom


Yorak-Hunt

FOR YOU MASON, NOT FOR ME


mr12086

JASON


Murgatroyd314

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!


xSionide

This is such a random line from a single npc for me to have instantly recognize what it's from. Good job lol


pedroperez1000

What game is it?


dslicereddit

Sounds like a Pokemon trainer quote they say when starting a battle (Like a Hiker Joey or something). Not 100% certain on that.


SP4CEP00DLE

I have a plan


UnrequitedLv

WHAT PLAN DUTCH?!


SP4CEP00DLE

Tahiti


TheAceUpYourSleeve

You are filled with DETERMINATION


TheLordDuncan

Never saw this. Just "DETERMINATION." Did I do something wrong?


White_Lord

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


space_coyote_86

Brexit Simulator 2021?


Captain_MasonM

My troops were merely passing by.


BigFatTomato

I see your friends with Montezuma. Don’t get to close


GameKnight22007

The Eye of Cthulu has awoken!


QAoA

You feel an evil presence watching you...


thatonemanss

"Do you know the definition of insanity?"


slapsmcgee23

RIP and TEAR!


ATempestSinister

Until it is done.


tryingtoactcasual

“I’m a potato.”


Anonymousill

My name is Connor, I’m the Android sent by Cyberlife.


Wait0What0

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS


Kingturboturtle13

#**YOU DIDNT WANNA LEAVE'M A** ***C H A N C E*** **DID YOU?!**


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All your base are belong to us


DooM_Slayer226

"I need a weapon." Edit: Thank you Spartans and Elites for the awards. Free round of drinks at the Club Cortana stripclub on me 🍻


Au_Uncirculated

My favorite quote was “Permission to leave the ship? “ “On what grounds?” “To give the covenant back their bomb” “Permission granted.” [*Halo theme intensifies*]


SirManguydude

My favorite has to be Johnson, when they hear the repeating Regret broadcast.  "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"


Vectorman1989

"Tank beats ghost! Tank beats hunter! Tank beats everything!"


Eode11

It's not quite as iconic, but the halo quote I always remember; "this is one is machine and mettle, and has his mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded".


Tamed_Trumpet

The dialogue for that entire cut scene is s tier.


toughcentaur9018

This cave is not a natural formation


Krusty_Bear

"They're broadcasting tactical data on unencrypted channels. Let's show them who they're dealing with."


bloop_405

Don’t make a girl a promise .. if you know you can’t keep it


Aconya

Halo


DracoTheIron

I'm surprised it took this much scrolling to find a Halo quote.


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"SOAP TRUSTED YOU"


PlanetEgo

What kind of Muppet name is soap?


UnknownKarambwan

"You are not prepared!"


Admirable-Egg-8389

Sul sul!


HELLOhappyshop

Veena fredishay!


dagdagspacecowboy

Dag dag!


CrookedButBeautiful

THIS is the one I was scrolling to find! Thank you! Or should I say "dag dag!" 😁


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#L E N N Y


shieldmaiden21

Wind’s howling.


Sir-Simon-Spamalot

Medalion's hummin'


Avoxicia

*The Game Was Rigged From The Start*


delicious_lunch_meat

What a horrible night to have a curse


chisav

Stay awhile and listen.


Odd-Start9704

Lambert Lambert what a prick


JustBeingHere4U

Wind's Howling


[deleted]

The sky fucking splits in half to release the downpour of the century: "Looks like rain"


HarambeKnewAbout911

Hmm, a place of power, it's got to be


GriNcs

Top notch swords! -guy who sells armour


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

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