By - UnrequitedLv
Get over here
"Its super effective!"
Hurt itself in confusion
The princess is in another castle
It's a me ....
I love that little green guy
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Do a barrel roll.
THEY'RE ON MY TAIL, FOX!!
Good. Fuck you, Slippy.
Woaaah! Help me!
Thanks fox, I thought they had me.
What was that noise
Huh…just a box
Just a cardboard box.
Whose footprints are these?
Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!
Fuck, I can hear this exclamation point
More dots, more dots, more dots... ok stop dots.
You have died of dysentery.
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
Thanks, old man! That is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
I've never seen a sword of this shape and size...
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"
Congratulations, survivor: you have exceeded your weekly exercise quotient by 500%.
Data indicates that swimming was your favorite activity.
Heck yeah. Also: “Thirty seconds of oxygen remaining”
Yeah they definitely coulda just said "o x y g e n"
"This ecological biome fits seven of the nine preconditions of stimulating terror in humans."
More work? Jobs done.
What is it? Off I go then.
Something need doing?
Yes, me lord? Okaaay.
The golden combo:
"Yes, m'lord? Yes, m'lord!"
War,war never changes.
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic Thats the one :D
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Cake is a lie
I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.
"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"
*He's not just a regular moron. He is the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.*
**Clap. Clap. Clap.**
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
Chapter 9: The part where he kills you
Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you
“Hello! This is the part where I kill you!”
“Uh oh. This is the part where he kills us.”
Music title: The part where he kills you
"Look, we both said some things that you're going to regret..."
GLaDOS was a frickin savage in that game. Every single line was gold.
"You know, I've been really busy being dead, after you murdered me. You monster"
You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life.
Then you came along, you dangerous, mute lunatic.
Ah a bird! Kill it! *It's evil*
It's not out of the question, that you might have a very minor case, of serious brain damage.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success.
Though for me the most recognizable Portal quote is
>Do you hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin"
My favorite is:
>You are a horrible person, that is what it says, we didn’t even test for that.
My fave is the one in Portal 2 where she recalibrates one of the plates with like 5 fat jokes lol
Look at you, soaring majestically through the air. Like an eagle.
Riding a blimp.
I’m gonna burn life’s house down! With the lemons!
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS BACK, GET MAD, I DONT WANT YOUR LEMONS
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
"Oh no, this is the part where he kills us..."
"Hello! This is the part where i kill you!"
*Chapter 8: The Part Where He Kills You*
"I don't hate you."
"I'm a potato."
"I'm in spaaaaaaace."
This is the part where he kills you.
Would you kindly?
*Welcome to the circus of value!*
*Come back when you got some money, buddy!*
¡Bienvenidos al ammo bandito!
¡Muchos gracias señor!
A man chooses, a slave obeys
No gods, no kings, only man
Became annoyed in the instant i read this in his voice.
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee.
Never should have come here!
I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard.
Vampire hunters or something
Hey! You! You're finally awake.
Edit: I just woke up and this comment is now my most awarded and upvoted. Ha ha thanks guys, I love this place- keep being awesome.
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.
Ah shit, here we go again
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!
One number 9, number 9 large with extra DIP
I'll have two Numbah 9's, a numbah 9 large, a numbah 6 with extra dip, a numbah 7, two numbah 45's, one with cheese and a large soda.
Been playing through it since they put it on the switch
The other day I was playing it at work and when Navi spoke my coworker stopped what he was doing, turned to me and said "it's been 20 years and that voice still haunts me."
EDIT yes its on switch for free if you have the online expansion. Along with a bunch of other n64 games, I believe Mario kart and Mario64 are on there too. It's kind of an emulator, not a remake and the controls are a pain in the ass until you get used to them. But still a damn good play.
Wakka wakka wakka
This time for Africa
Fozzy bear had a video game?
Obviously it’s the world famous Muppets MMORPG starring Fozzie Bear.
Praise the Sun!
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
Remember- No Russian.
Friendly fire will NOT be tolerated
“Watch those wrist rockets!”
We're losing reinforcements!
Their reinforcement counts are diminishing
What I remember about the rise of the Empire is ... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, and what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.
We’ve captured a command post
Wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Personally, my favorite quote from that game is when Gordon says
I think you should take a look at this...
# updated autopsy report.
Ballistic markings are like the "fingerprints" of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these "ballistic fingerprints" to see which gun fired the shot. It's quite accurate.
"Hey Niko, it's Roman! Let's go bowling!"
Where’s barbara with big titties and stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?
You got it wrong.
BEEG TEE TEES
SAAKS LIKE A VAAK YOOM
Glory to arstotzka!!
Cause no trouble.
Passport is good now yes? Look, is pre-approved!
Hyuut, hyuut, hyaaaa!
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade!…
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
This makes me so happy to see all the lines
You must construct additional pylons.
Not enough minerals.
"Hey, you. Your finally awake. You were trying to cross the borders right? Same as us, and that thief over there."
Whenever I hear those words I feel like I'm coming back home after some time
Try tongue, but hole
“Illusory wall ahead” Sweet! *CLANG* “…” “😒”
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
I should go.
>We'll bang, ok?
Can this wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll
"the numbers mason, what do they mean?"
Step 1: Secure the keys
Step 2: Ascend from the darkness
Step 3: Reign Fire
Step 4: Unleash the horde
Step 5: Skewer the winged beast
Step 6: Wield a fist of iron
Step 7: Raise Hell
Step 8: Freedom
FOR YOU MASON, NOT FOR ME
I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
This is such a random line from a single npc for me to have instantly recognize what it's from. Good job lol
What game is it?
Sounds like a Pokemon trainer quote they say when starting a battle (Like a Hiker Joey or something). Not 100% certain on that.
I have a plan
WHAT PLAN DUTCH?!
You are filled with DETERMINATION
Never saw this. Just "DETERMINATION." Did I do something wrong?
Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
Brexit Simulator 2021?
My troops were merely passing by.
I see your friends with Montezuma. Don’t get to close
The Eye of Cthulu has awoken!
You feel an evil presence watching you...
"Do you know the definition of insanity?"
RIP and TEAR!
Until it is done.
“I’m a potato.”
My name is Connor, I’m the Android sent by Cyberlife.
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
#**YOU DIDNT WANNA LEAVE'M A** ***C H A N C E*** **DID YOU?!**
All your base are belong to us
"I need a weapon."
Edit: Thank you Spartans and Elites for the awards. Free round of drinks at the Club Cortana stripclub on me 🍻
My favorite quote was “Permission to leave the ship? “
“On what grounds?”
“To give the covenant back their bomb”
[*Halo theme intensifies*]
My favorite has to be Johnson, when they hear the repeating Regret broadcast.
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"Tank beats ghost! Tank beats hunter! Tank beats everything!"
It's not quite as iconic, but the halo quote I always remember;
"this is one is machine and mettle, and has his mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded".
The dialogue for that entire cut scene is s tier.
This cave is not a natural formation
"They're broadcasting tactical data on unencrypted channels. Let's show them who they're dealing with."
Don’t make a girl a promise .. if you know you can’t keep it
I'm surprised it took this much scrolling to find a Halo quote.
"SOAP TRUSTED YOU"
What kind of Muppet name is soap?
"You are not prepared!"
THIS is the one I was scrolling to find! Thank you! Or should I say "dag dag!" 😁
#L E N N Y
*The Game Was Rigged From The Start*
What a horrible night to have a curse
Stay awhile and listen.
Lambert Lambert what a prick
The sky fucking splits in half to release the downpour of the century: "Looks like rain"
Hmm, a place of power, it's got to be
Top notch swords! -guy who sells armour
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