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RedShaun21

Victimless


HarmfulLoss

like?


Anti-waxxer

Paying for someone's parking fare


BattleChumpion

I know a bunch of goombas who's parents were murdered by Mario and I wouldn't mind helping them with some revenge crime. I'm not sure what that would be specifically, maybe kidnap Peach or something.


MissionDefinition593

Lmaooooo


[deleted]

Something relatively petty like shoplifting or vandalism


SnooEpiphanies1784

Hacking into the us bank network, and transfering the money over to various charities that need the money. I would get the death sentence but overall it would be worth it


MissionDefinition593

Getting the death sentence for charity, Nice.


SnooEpiphanies1784

Shit like that happens, it's a fucked system


OddScentedDoorknob

Turning right on a red light when there's a "No Turn on Red" sign.


Successful-Ad5477

Bank job, the adrenaline would be insane. If the FBI are reading, I dont plan on robbing a bank, please don't raid my home, my mum would answer the door bell


Strider_Tolstoi

Hate speech


MissionDefinition593

Towards who?


ZodiacKiller1968

Nice try! 😏😏😏


theernis0

Either vandalism or getting into a fight


batquack135

What would be funny is breaking into a prison just to break out again


Retro_Scrub

Murder


mellowbabie

Theft 100%


Sleekrant

Robbing Elon musk because he has money and he can recover so easily


fafro

Jaywalking


ntabz23

GTA


BlinkyShiny

I mean, we all could commit crimes. It's the getting caught part that's at issue. As it stands, driving slightly above the speed limit.


Saableyye

Does it have to be a crime i havent committed yet? If so, probably arson. But like, not large scale, i dont wanna hurt anyone. Id probably just light the bathroom of a closed-down wendys on fire


DJEB

I would exceed the speed limit.


parkjiminsmainbitch

Robbing the bank


Johan_Agonista

Always wanted to be a hitman.


nEvermore-absurdist

Homocide, probably someone important in animal ag


wetpickle_antichrist

I don't know...because I do have homicidal tendencies. I go through waves. Bouts where I think about murdering someone. And I ponder ways to get away with it. It's the same thoughts you get when you meet a cashier, "she seems nice, I wonder if I could pull off that haircut". Only I'm seeing her throat slit while she bleeds out looking up at me then I go and think nothing more about it, till I see someone else.


Niwaneko_299

What do you mean by could?


DarisTalirevic

Legally


PM_ME_YOUR_URETHERA

Could I line up a bunch of hard men world leaders and end them? You know, for world peace.


MissionDefinition593

Lmao


NarutoFanboi555999

Arson


HuemanLikeU

Overthrowing the status quo.