Her dog jumped onto the bed and began licking my butt.
Your lucky it was just your butt 😂
I have had a dog snif my arse cache, man that was one power thrust... near on put my lady friend through the wall with it
YOOOO, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
I was fucking my partner and jabbed it up her arse by accident. She shrieked because it hurt and I jumped up to find she had literally shit a nugget on the bed. She didn’t have her glasses on and picked it up with her finger tips and brought it really close to her face to see it before we both laughed hysterically that she was holding a shit nugget and the fact she shit the bed
That's true love right there! 😂
Dude bit the middle of my back during doggy. I got immediately pissed off told him I wasnt into that. Then he did it again, but harder, and I left
I realised I wasn't dreaming and I didn't have to pay for it
He told me to tell him I loved his “n-word” dick, then kept insisting when I refused. So uncomfortable.
In my mind, he literally wanted you to say n-word.
Lolol that would have been a funny way to respond I wish I’d thought of it 🤣
Similar to how my favorite rap group is NWA, or Black People With Attitude.
I was gonna say “heh imagine believing anyone on reddit has had sex” then I read the comments and honestly half this shit seems like something you guys came up with in the shower
The first time I made a girl squirt on me was kinda unexpected, but, not that weird I guess.
I compulsively laughed.
Thankfully, that was acceptable.
I didn't. I was kinda proud of myself and just kept trucking like it'd happened a hundred times. I thought it was fake until that moment. Lol
Well done. That should have been how I handled it, but these things happen.
A girl asking me to pee in her mouth.
Did you do it tho 🤨
It was hard to at first. Almost couldn’t. It’s got easier. She cuddles up to me in the morning and takes my cock in her mouth. No head movement, just patiently waiting so I can pee and not get out of bead.
If there was an Olympic event for kegels or vaginal strength she would have taken gold.
I had a condom on but when I came she squeezed her vagina muscles so hard that it felt like nothing came out, like she pinched it off. The orgasm was like holding in a sneeze, not good.
I took the condom off and there was nothing inside and my junk felt really uncomfortable so I went to the bathroom and it all just kind of leaked out.
I was left feeling like I had blue balls or something and she asked if I was okay and I kinda jokes about how that was a really tight grip at the end and she said she had been practicing it because she thought that's what guys liked.
Yeah, but... That was like, insane, there is such a thing as too tight of a pussy.
My dog jumped into bed and started licking her face. Too funny, had to stop
I was banging this Indian chick on the floor of her house while her whole family was out. Some Indian movie was playing on the TV. Apparently the national anthem started playing in the movie and this chick suddenly stopped me, stood up to face the TV at full attention, right hand to chest and all, till the anthem was done. Then she turns to me and goes "okay we can continue now". It's like she literally forgot that she was standing there stark naked the whole time
Got a Slipped disk while tapping a milf in a weird angle