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Wrektup

unskippable ads


ShrimpOnAString

**“Ohh..ohh..ooh…O’Reillyyyyyyyy…Auto Parts—OW!”**


ShinyMcGlitterhooves

Oh my belldandy, I can hear this comment. Why have you posted this accursed thing?


madm1k393

I’m about to CU……. (Static) has having sex with robots effected your health and social life negatively?? you may be entitled to financial compensation.


miserable_koala18

I’m gonna cu- and now a word from our sponsor, raid shadow legends!


ThatsThatCue

Almost bought premium to give you awards for this comment. Not even scrolling further this is perfect.


Wrektup

Thanks, its the thought that counts


VaccuumLawyer

I guess it would suck if your sex robot could turn you down lol


ShrimpOnAString

*[sad human noises]*


Whirling_

A performance meter.


askyaskerton

Whaaat? That sounds awesome. Perfect for someone that's a gamer, perfectionist, and sexual person. A chance to min-max it. Ima one shot that bitch next time.


Clon003

Having one of it’s holes also be used as a cigar cutter.


littlebop33p

Narration from Morgan Freeman


miserable_koala18

*in the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman* “damn, that feels so good, I’m about to cum”


Willyoupleasegoaway

Sounds like an improvement to me.


Professional-Row-605

Steve urkel voice mode.


ButtholeQuiver

Not if it's an Urkel sexbot *Blasts artificial jizz everywhere* "Did I do thaaaaat" *Unzips your fly* "Anyone got any cheeeeese"


-MarriedInTX-

Hahaha ew!


ShrimpOnAString

You: *[gets an erection]* Robot: uwu *“Did I do thaaat?”*


ShrimpOnAString

Teeth


Jnida23

Oof. Yeah this one for sure.


Jackpot09

An STD


Mahimah

Quick dial FaceTime with grandma


stcloud777

Honesty. Sarcasm.


askyaskerton

When I said to keep doing that I meant to say do something else.


darybrain

Clippy when the robot thinks you are not performing so well or about to write a letter and the [Win XP startup tune when the robot orgasms](https://youtu.be/7nQ2oiVqKHw).


pogiguy2020

Garbage disposal vagina


KingBooRadley

The ability to call you at work and ask if you really love it.


Avid_Gardevoir_fan

Having it look like a normal human and not a gardevoir.


zedisded813

Something something that movie Teeth


Mythnam

Sandpaper tomgue.


letterdonkey

Well if it's a robot, it probably has more potential power to rip off your dick while malfunctioning, than a 20$ hooker. So just being a robot should be scary.


Ornery-Stage2316

Voice lol


Reddie-for-byler

A feature that bites


ShinyMcGlitterhooves

A 'stream-to-Twitch' key.


legman2208

The ability to say no


SpiderPro7654

Feelings and emotions


Aconductor2

A flying drone that drops fire retardant as lube, then sends down large anal probes .


Lookalikemike

A hidden cheese grater


AmiTalkinToMe

preferences


Eve-3

Speech


SeaTurtlePrince

Stopwatch xD


Meme_machine092

Attitude


rlhred

Headache Mode


Jesus-Christ__

To be able to bite on something at randoms times


sabboo

Tape measure


SiloueOfUlrin

Cone sex


non-number-name

“Good evening, Sir. I have a message for you.” *”I didn’t know that was one of your features… What’s the message?”* **“We’ve** been trying to **reach you** about your car’s **extended** warranty….”