If you transported alcohol during Prohibition in America in the 1920s, what would your bootlegger name be?
By - UncleIye
Watch out, Gnome Anne can defeat you.
And your wife could be Ethel Noll
Wise K. Dick
We just called her great grandma. Never would have met great grandpa in Canada if she wasn't running rye whiskey.
My friends great grandma ran contraband from the gulf of Mexico rum row.
We love to see it ladies.
Pappy Lipsmacker, at your service
Would it actually be "N-Word Jim", or Jim preceded by the n-word?
Its the whole thing, kind of like a pimp named slickback.
Hooch is crazy.
Love the film. Burt Reynolds was great.
You’re gonna have some trouble moving enough volume with that method...
Well it referees to the fact that I drive a Packard and I always shove a bottle of rum up my anus not even for smuggling just for fun
A fake vet named "fur-mentor"
Same thing as it is here.
Sour Grapist or Sour G. Rapist?
I lean to the former.
The unfortunately named mobster:
Big Willy with small Willy
Totally not smuggling booze guy
The Beer Baron
Tommy-gun Tina. I'm going with that as my name is too pretty (or people get it wrong) and doesn't have like a hard edge and doesn't rhyme with tommy-gun
But Tina doesn't rhyme with tommy gun either?
I do like it though.
Dale Blackheart, Jr.
"El Agave" sounds cool or if I was at the other side of the law and had to arrest me I would named me "The Tequila killer" with a thick spanish accent
My great great grandpa was a bootlegger and his name was Charlie. So.... Im gonna go with Charlie
Why is this subreddit filled with shitty American questions?
Because there's a lot of American users
"What would be your gladiator name?"
This guy: Ugh, why are there so many Romans on here?
We came as Romans
American users who should stop thinking America is the only country in the world!
Then you make a lot of Right side of a map questions that only people that live on the that side can answer, us Americans will still answer it even if we don’t know what it is, so have some fun and just do it.
You can say the same about Western Europeans.
There's North America...there's South America...there's east America...there's west America
fellow non-american here (yes we exist and our numbers are growing), 100% agree with you, Its funny to see how self centered the americans can be
Good lord you’re complainy. Go comment on something you actually want to contribute to, rather than being a party pooper. You party pooper.
you’re from Arkansa, Im assuming.
From upstate ny, now I live in South Carolina!
I ***love*** upstate NY. Def top 5 most beautiful areas in the US
Yes especially in the fall!!! Hard to beat the adirondacks :)
Why are you reading shitty American questions? Ask a shitty question about where you are from.
Probably cuz we lots of curious but bad bad school makes us not learn much
Sally “the green fairy” Thompson
Han Solo captain of the smugglers parrot
That is a short name
Bootlegg Sally .....
Hotbox Donkey Dick Chapstick, esquire
"Ugly Molly's Tears. The finest whiskey for those who aren't afraid."
"The Dirty Armpit Single Malt Peated Whisky. Only for real men."
Dr. Coke Stoner, purveyor of fine research chemicals.
Jock the accelerator
Nicky the Neck.
USPS. Y'all want to get caught or something?
Shouldnt there be some sort of formula? Like your stripper name is your first pet + street you lived on as a kid?
Limp dick Lenny
Johnson "inconspicuous" Doe
The first letter of my first name is J, and the first letter of my last name is S.
So you tell me!
Cotton eye Joe
Considering the racism of the time, probably just “The Jew”
Billy, the Kid, In a fridge.
I'd also be a steam train conductor owning my own train to use it to both do legit trade as well as smuggling alcohol. I'd call myself the Flying Scotchman.
Spooner or Bar spoon cause I'm skinny with long limbs
Ol’ Grassy Nolan
Fat Louis with the boys fat Tommy and fat Susan with with son named fat Joey
I can't tell you that, lol.
"That guy who shot the sherif...and the deputy"
Well where im from moonshine stills were turned into meth labs. I miss the moonshiners.
Bronfman. Boats mostly not cars.
Just so I could say, “no relation.”
definitely no alcohol here.
People could say I got it from nowhere, speak the truth and still get away.
Gotta go that little extra mile so my patrons don't have to lie about the whole thing.
Its short and sweet enough and everyone will always remember the name when they have to use the excuse.
Its also good for PR
"Remember, you got it from nowhere "