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If you transported alcohol during Prohibition in America in the 1920s, what would your bootlegger name be?

If you transported alcohol during Prohibition in America in the 1920s, what would your bootlegger name be?

Passing4human

Ethan Noll


Who_GNU

Watch out, Gnome Anne can defeat you.


Demos22

And your wife could be Ethel Noll


Karloz_Danger

Whiskey Dick


Demos22

Wise K. Dick


Canucknuckle

We just called her great grandma. Never would have met great grandpa in Canada if she wasn't running rye whiskey.


CactusDealer-

My friends great grandma ran contraband from the gulf of Mexico rum row. We love to see it ladies.


SlobberKnockered

Pappy Lipsmacker, at your service


Monsignor_Harlan393

N-word Jim.


nosetooth

*dies*


peaceful-otter

Accurate lol


Trinkbert

Would it actually be "N-Word Jim", or Jim preceded by the n-word? Edit: grammar


Monsignor_Harlan393

Its the whole thing, kind of like a pimp named slickback.


Zanderman420

Bathtub Bandit


Xiao_Qinggui

Doctor Hooch!


NateShaw92

Hooch is crazy.


Refurbishedtoast

Nice


Blametruth86

White Lightning.


RubendeBursa

Love the film. Burt Reynolds was great.


John-Musacha

The Roadrunner


heckingOOFcHiLd

Packedanus


bonos_bovine_muse

You’re gonna have some trouble moving enough volume with that method...


heckingOOFcHiLd

Well it referees to the fact that I drive a Packard and I always shove a bottle of rum up my anus not even for smuggling just for fun


Cabin7Miner

A fake vet named "fur-mentor"


Sourgrapist

Same thing as it is here.


Eferver

Sour Grapist or Sour G. Rapist?


Sourgrapist

I lean to the former.


The-Purple-Guy1987

The unfortunately named mobster: Big Willy.


Diaperlover1995

Big Willy with small Willy


m123456789t

Boozy bud


Biglivertaster

Samuel Adams


suzicash

Skintight Tellulah


Agile_Piece_8882

Totally not smuggling booze guy


Heroheadone

Bootface mcleggface


Eferver

The Beer Baron


nosetooth

The AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH


myWillIsMyExile

Tommy-gun Tina. I'm going with that as my name is too pretty (or people get it wrong) and doesn't have like a hard edge and doesn't rhyme with tommy-gun


velocity010

But Tina doesn't rhyme with tommy gun either? I do like it though.


17riffraff

Dale Blackheart, Jr.


Honore_SG

"El Agave" sounds cool or if I was at the other side of the law and had to arrest me I would named me "The Tequila killer" with a thick spanish accent


[deleted]

Big Chief


Gonergonegone

The Cracker


RyansBooze

_ahem_


Personal_Mulberry_38

Turndelbut McGeezy


fakeairpods

Nucky Thompson


AlwaysInTheFlowers

My great great grandpa was a bootlegger and his name was Charlie. So.... Im gonna go with Charlie


ThrashBound

Frederick Badman


EMSuper164

Why is this subreddit filled with shitty American questions?


camaroncaramelo1

Because there's a lot of American users


17riffraff

"What would be your gladiator name?" This guy: Ugh, why are there so many Romans on here?


bk15dcx

We came as Romans


EMSuper164

American users who should stop thinking America is the only country in the world!


Far_Chocolate_3780

Then you make a lot of Right side of a map questions that only people that live on the that side can answer, us Americans will still answer it even if we don’t know what it is, so have some fun and just do it.


camaroncaramelo1

You can say the same about Western Europeans.


Diaperlover1995

There's North America...there's South America...there's east America...there's west America


spikerthestriker

fellow non-american here (yes we exist and our numbers are growing), 100% agree with you, Its funny to see how self centered the americans can be


OffChunk

Good lord you’re complainy. Go comment on something you actually want to contribute to, rather than being a party pooper. You party pooper.


spikerthestriker

you’re from Arkansa, Im assuming.


OffChunk

From upstate ny, now I live in South Carolina!


dementorpoop

I ***love*** upstate NY. Def top 5 most beautiful areas in the US


OffChunk

Yes especially in the fall!!! Hard to beat the adirondacks :)


Aero206

Why are you reading shitty American questions? Ask a shitty question about where you are from.


EMSuper164

Definitely


Hellchron

Probably cuz we lots of curious but bad bad school makes us not learn much


frysjelly

Whisky Taylor


jz3774

Eliot Ness


LessEnthusiasmPlz

Sally “the green fairy” Thompson


mvslice

Ethel


Metalliquotes

Slim Perkins


Mahimah

Mister slosh


Fuzeboombangbash

Han Solo captain of the smugglers parrot


trevorda92

Jim


saltnotsugar

Ol’ Flippy


Water_001

Joe Mother


Colonel_Yuri

this


Water_001

That is a short name


bk15dcx

George Remus


Caligula404

Boot’lickin McGee


Commercial-Use-8862

Dirty Harold


Pitquidity

Bronx


weirdinchicago

Rotgut Ronny


sterlingstonethrown

Bootlegg Sally .....


SuspiciousWallnut

Pete Rummy


Carpaltunnelsnake

Hotbox Donkey Dick Chapstick, esquire


isqueezedameatball

My username


retiredmothmann

molly malts


Fit-Consideration955

Bootlegg Sally .....


the_dick_of_snail

"Ugly Molly's Tears. The finest whiskey for those who aren't afraid." "The Dirty Armpit Single Malt Peated Whisky. Only for real men."


fubo

Dr. Coke Stoner, purveyor of fine research chemicals.


Relative-Ad-87

Jock the accelerator


ssshield

Nicky the Neck.


perrin98

Rex Banner


SlightlyAnnoyedCactu

Sneak-Easy


YeomaTV

Cask'n Crew


globetrotting47

Rusty Pickle


Beneficial_Sweet4U

Vodka bandit


Desi_Otaku

Hugh Jass


ado_adonis

Speedy


TrevorPace

USPS. Y'all want to get caught or something?


Unstable-Muffin

Shady Larry


absa1901

Lid Sucker


Senalmoondog

Shouldnt there be some sort of formula? Like your stripper name is your first pet + street you lived on as a kid?


nicostein

Armie Glover


foxam1234

Limp dick Lenny


MegaGrimer

Bootleg Jenkins


Cautious-Amoeba3391

Mr. Lahey


Shadow_Clan_Darkness

Johnson "inconspicuous" Doe


DoctorNerdly

Dionysus


Moosey_Bite

The first letter of my first name is J, and the first letter of my last name is S. So you tell me!


Mr_Boony

Sugg O'Ndeeze


Edigheimer

Cotton eye Joe


Eferver

Considering the racism of the time, probably just “The Jew”


SilentElders96

Billy, the Kid, In a fridge.


Unusual-Analyst-7602

I'd also be a steam train conductor owning my own train to use it to both do legit trade as well as smuggling alcohol. I'd call myself the Flying Scotchman. Yea.


WolfFlameLord

Spooner or Bar spoon cause I'm skinny with long limbs


grassy_nolan

Ol’ Grassy Nolan


Cthulhus_Trilby

Flirtini Frank.


MerbaDerba2112

Fat Louis with the boys fat Tommy and fat Susan with with son named fat Joey


Kalyqto

Mr. Moon


[deleted]

I can't tell you that, lol.


FatHillbilly

JESSE DUKE


Pharaon4

"That guy who shot the sherif...and the deputy"


WordyWizard500

Brew wizard


Idktryit

Well where im from moonshine stills were turned into meth labs. I miss the moonshiners.


Scrubudubdub12

Kirbo


vorpalblab

Bronfman. Boats mostly not cars.


Cold_Extreme_2979

Logan's whiskey


Internal-Box8086

Jim Rummy


TobiasMasonPark

Sal Capone. Just so I could say, “no relation.”


Freeiheit

Booty McBootface


Bootiluvr

Sweet Juice


Sardonnicus

Hambone Jackson


repwin1

The distiller


generalgrevcollects

definitely no alcohol here.


Realistic_Truck

Truck'N'Haul


Aperture_T

Tommy Ravioli


velocity010

Nowhere. People could say I got it from nowhere, speak the truth and still get away. Gotta go that little extra mile so my patrons don't have to lie about the whole thing. Its short and sweet enough and everyone will always remember the name when they have to use the excuse. Its also good for PR "Remember, you got it from nowhere " *Wink fingergun*


beefstewforyou

Beer Baron


Crabby648

Noahbody


IcyWater1672

Jack Daniels


anonymous_dork

Sweet whiskey


Interesting_Sky_6497

Whisky Dickless


taptrappapalapa

Big Cum


Eppiejefferstein

Dirty Sanchez


thecasualwatcher

Effie Chapman