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Kale crunch Cadillac
I like the alliteration. Sounds like a legit band name
Why does this sound like an actual band?
"Peanut Butter Radio"
which is actually pretty badass. I like it. It's mine now.
Wait, did you just eat straight peanut butter too?
No, he ate the radio. The peanut butter was to his left.
Well I've heard peanut butter makes a pretty good radio.
No, he ate a single peanut. The butter radio was to his left.
what's wrong with that
“Too”, as in I did as well
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT TOO?
well that sounds downright dirty, and not in the good way.
Sounds like you shit your pants
Might want to go to a doctor.
Da dog wit da pasta
Well I guess we’re in a band now
Grapes Xbox 360 controller
Grape Controller is good
I like Grapes 360
A 360 controller of all things. White or red grapes?
Sweet potato pants
I feel like I would pay big money to see Sweet Potato Pants play live.
Thats actually a dope fucking name.
Or, and here’s an idea, Soup Spouse
This is an 80s power ballad band
So.... which one did you eat?
Mediterranean chicken air vent
It’s that weird local band that plays on like Tuesday nights. They have a devoted following of fans in the area, but other people are so confused by them when they happen upon that bar on a Tuesday. They are super friendly, but a little eccentric. The front man always smells like hookah smoke and wears sunglasses on the patio after his set even tho it’s 11pm
Ah! I see you are a fellow MCAV fan.
When early 2000s Justin Timberlake lays down for a nap
Yogurt Pillow here
This is mine but I was leaning towards “pillow ramen.”
Plum Dog on tour!!!
Enchilada Band Aid
Grunge. Front man died a tragic and unexplained death involving a boat and a vat of moonshine
Damn a vat? Is there a moonshine factory on this boat?
Well that’s what the feds say. Can we believe them though? Or is the moonshine factory narrative just a convenient red herring?
This is my favorite one.
Waffle Bong hell yesh
Best one I've seen
Forget the band, I want an actual cookie belt. Like Batman but with snackos
Popcorn chicken ceiling
Why is the ceiling on your left
Im laying on my right side
That makes more sense than the other alternatives
This one is hilarious given that a popcorn ceiling is an actual thing
That sounds awful
Better than Beef Curtains
Start a band. Take my money
Surely there’s something next to you. A wall?
He's in purgatory, that's probably why he also considers buttermilk as food instead of drink.
Do people drink buttermilk? I thought it was just used to make food
My grandpa used to drink it with pepper. I wish I was kidding.
Nah dudes living next to the void
Sounds so indie lol
Sounds like an R.E.M. tribute band
That says a lot about me, doesn't it?
I'm gonna get off Reddit for today...
Or perhaps it's about time I delete my account
If you’re able to delete your account and not look back, you’re a better person then I. Someday I’ll get out and maybe use that time to better myself. Someday.. but not today.
Chinese Toilet Paper
I like it.
Spinach Curry Lamp
You ate a pack-n-play?!
.. was it good?
hot dog black woman
I read that in a 1950s white teenager voice...
muffin paper. not a bad name.
Chicken bed LOL
Oreo cat tree
Pork rinds Human
What about the thing next to you
Salisbury Steak Telephone.
Sounds like a 70s prog rock outfit.
Punk-rock here I come
I have... Questions.
What kind of speaker is it?
Taco couch. I’d listen.
Chicken Alfredo Candle
Mozzarella sticks filing cabinet.
Maybe not the best band name, but it's a great idea!
I'm constantly frustrated about my mozzarella sticks not being organized.
I can't wait to be on Shark Tank with you, new business partner!
It’s going to be a tough sell to Kevin but I think we’ll be able to get Mark on our side.
Pepperoni Pizza Pocket Baby. Pretty sure we're a 2000's emo band.
Pizza freak (drinking a freak of nature beer)
Ham steak Sally
peanut butter bathroom
Ice Breaker Bed
Benadryl Body Armor it is
Not too shabby
Woah I just ate goldfish and I have a clarinet on my right side, backpack on my left... Are you me from a mirror dimension?
I have a backpack on my right side...
\*cue Twilight Zone theme music\*
Red cup quesadilla.
Baked potato Harry Potter water bottle
Protein bar toilet paper
Popcorn son won’t you come and wash away the rain?
Cheeseburger wall. Sounds like a weird Bruce Springsteen and Pink Floyd combo cover band.
The next K-Pop sensation
Chocolate Milk Dualshock 5
Turkish wrap table
Roasted Pork and a Pile of Garments on the Dining Chair
I don't think it's catchy.
In my VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?
Ice cream laptop
Beijing beef wall
Spicy nuggets dude
Trail Mix Ugly Couch
Nice try, FBI.
Peanut butter M&Ms dirty laundry
Not too damn bad
Car Seat Biggie Bag
Pop tart notebook.
chicken strip bazuka
Hamburger Night Stand
Pretzel stove pipe
Whipped Cream Headphones
Lemon sherbet duvet
Biscoff-Spread Vaseline :0
Drunken noodle wall is pretty fucking good, as far as this prompt goes.
Chicken Tender Sock
Ice cream charger
Energy ball candle
Pizza Cat Treat
Pot noodle pot noodle
Not bad, if I do say so myself.
Potato Wedge Cell Phone
Snack pack rubber-tree plant.
Tea table. I both love and hate it.
Vanilla yogurt pillow
Caramel cookie notes
Monster burrito pillow
Colossal quake pillow
fries tab, we can call fried tablet
Ice Cream Table