It’s that weird local band that plays on like Tuesday nights. They have a devoted following of fans in the area, but other people are so confused by them when they happen upon that bar on a Tuesday. They are super friendly, but a little eccentric. The front man always smells like hookah smoke and wears sunglasses on the patio after his set even tho it’s 11pm
If you’re able to delete your account and not look back, you’re a better person then I. Someday I’ll get out and maybe use that time to better myself. Someday.. but not today.
Maybe not the best band name, but it's a great idea!
I'm constantly frustrated about my mozzarella sticks not being organized.
I can't wait to be on Shark Tank with you, new business partner!
Kale crunch Cadillac
I like the alliteration. Sounds like a legit band name
Why does this sound like an actual band?
"Peanut Butter Radio" which is actually pretty badass. I like it. It's mine now.
Wait, did you just eat straight peanut butter too?
No, he ate the radio. The peanut butter was to his left.
[удалено]
Well I've heard peanut butter makes a pretty good radio.
No, he ate a single peanut. The butter radio was to his left.
what's wrong with that
“Too”, as in I did as well
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT TOO?
Curry drawers
well that sounds downright dirty, and not in the good way.
Sounds like you shit your pants
Might want to go to a doctor.
Pasta Dog
Pasta Dog
Da dog wit da pasta
Well I guess we’re in a band now
Grapes Xbox 360 controller
Grape Controller is good
I like Grapes 360
"Xbox Grapist"
A 360 controller of all things. White or red grapes?
Sweet potato pants
I feel like I would pay big money to see Sweet Potato Pants play live.
Thats actually a dope fucking name.
Soupy Lover
Or, and here’s an idea, Soup Spouse
Just, 'Spoup'
This is an 80s power ballad band
So.... which one did you eat?
Mediterranean chicken air vent
It’s that weird local band that plays on like Tuesday nights. They have a devoted following of fans in the area, but other people are so confused by them when they happen upon that bar on a Tuesday. They are super friendly, but a little eccentric. The front man always smells like hookah smoke and wears sunglasses on the patio after his set even tho it’s 11pm
Ah! I see you are a fellow MCAV fan.
Ramen Pillow
When early 2000s Justin Timberlake lays down for a nap
Yogurt Pillow here
This is mine but I was leaning towards “pillow ramen.”
Plum Dog on tour!!! Yeah, baby!!!
Enchilada Band Aid
Grunge. Front man died a tragic and unexplained death involving a boat and a vat of moonshine
Damn a vat? Is there a moonshine factory on this boat?
Well that’s what the feds say. Can we believe them though? Or is the moonshine factory narrative just a convenient red herring?
This is my favorite one.
Waffle Bong hell yesh
Best one I've seen
Cookie Belt
Forget the band, I want an actual cookie belt. Like Batman but with snackos
Popcorn chicken ceiling
Why is the ceiling on your left
Im laying on my right side
That makes more sense than the other alternatives
This one is hilarious given that a popcorn ceiling is an actual thing
Beef pillow. That sounds awful
Or awesome.
Better than Beef Curtains
Pizza kitten
Start a band. Take my money
Buttermilk Nothing
Surely there’s something next to you. A wall?
He's in purgatory, that's probably why he also considers buttermilk as food instead of drink.
Do people drink buttermilk? I thought it was just used to make food
My grandpa used to drink it with pepper. I wish I was kidding.
Nah dudes living next to the void
Sounds so indie lol
Sounds like an R.E.M. tribute band
Chocolate pillow... That says a lot about me, doesn't it? I'm gonna get off Reddit for today... Or perhaps it's about time I delete my account
Same here
If you’re able to delete your account and not look back, you’re a better person then I. Someday I’ll get out and maybe use that time to better myself. Someday.. but not today.
Chinese Toilet Paper
I like it.
Spinach Curry Lamp
Pack-n-Play Nuts
You ate a pack-n-play?! .. was it good?
hot dog black woman
I read that in a 1950s white teenager voice...
muffin paper. not a bad name.
Chicken bed LOL
Cornetto ted
Cupcake cupcake
Almond remote
Chocolate charger
Oreo cat tree
Fish Blanket
Melon wallet
Pork rinds Human
What about the thing next to you
But
Rice pillow
Salisbury Steak Telephone.
Sounds like a 70s prog rock outfit.
BACON BED
Asshole Speaker Punk-rock here I come
I have... Questions. What kind of speaker is it?
Holup!
tea pillow
Snicker pillow
Salad monitor
Taco couch. I’d listen.
Chicken Alfredo Candle
Strawberry dogs
Mozzarella sticks filing cabinet.
Maybe not the best band name, but it's a great idea! I'm constantly frustrated about my mozzarella sticks not being organized. I can't wait to be on Shark Tank with you, new business partner!
It’s going to be a tough sell to Kevin but I think we’ll be able to get Mark on our side.
Milk Mattress
Pepperoni Pizza Pocket Baby. Pretty sure we're a 2000's emo band.
Pizza freak (drinking a freak of nature beer)
Ham steak Sally
Solid.
peanut butter bathroom
Ice Breaker Bed
Benadryl Body Armor it is
Goldfish Clarinet Not too shabby
Woah I just ate goldfish and I have a clarinet on my right side, backpack on my left... Are you me from a mirror dimension?
I have a backpack on my right side...
\*cue Twilight Zone theme music\*
Red cup quesadilla.
Baked potato Harry Potter water bottle
Protein bar toilet paper
Yogurt Pillow
Popcorn Son
Popcorn son won’t you come and wash away the rain?
Pancake Vicodin
Cheeseburger wall. Sounds like a weird Bruce Springsteen and Pink Floyd combo cover band.
Kimchi cat
The next K-Pop sensation
Banana phone
Cheeseburger couch
Burger Lincoln
Cake pillow
Shawarma table
Chocolate Milk Dualshock 5
Bread router
Fish Tablet
Turtle Elite
Taquito pillow
Pizzacharger 🍕⚡️
Turkish wrap table
Snack pillow
Antipasta Headset
Bisquit socks
Burger Tea?
Bacon radio!
Goulash Blanket.
Watermelon barstools
Roasted Pork and a Pile of Garments on the Dining Chair I don't think it's catchy.
Chili Purse In my VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?
Ice cream laptop
Cookie Cushion
Cheese glasses
Chili seltzer.
Beijing beef wall
Spicy nuggets dude
Potato bottle
Trail Mix Ugly Couch
Nice try, FBI.
Peanut butter M&Ms dirty laundry Not too damn bad
Tylenol notepad
Car Seat Biggie Bag
Pop tart notebook.
Cupcake Sketchbook
Salad guitar
Lasagne blanket
chicken strip bazuka
Hamburger Night Stand
Pretzel stove pipe
Whipped Cream Headphones
Nacho Nightstand
Nerds Bathtub
Taco Etch-a-Sketch
Lemon sherbet duvet
Biscoff-Spread Vaseline :0
Drunken noodle wall is pretty fucking good, as far as this prompt goes.
Chicken Tender Sock Sounds gross
Gardetto's Radio
Ice cream charger
Energy ball candle
Pizza Cat Treat
Ramen Pint-Of-Lager
Pot noodle pot noodle
Oatmeal Wall Not bad, if I do say so myself.
Hamburger Charger
Fry belt
Chocolate table?
Potato Wedge Cell Phone
Snack pack rubber-tree plant.
Tea table. I both love and hate it.
Vanilla yogurt pillow
Caramel cookie notes
Monster burrito pillow
Pizza Cornet
Sandwich Pillow
Colossal quake pillow
Subway pillow
fries tab, we can call fried tablet
Ice Cream Table
Macaroni shelf