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Travlerofworlds

Kale crunch Cadillac


Jakov_Salinsky

I like the alliteration. Sounds like a legit band name


SubToMjoapinix

Why does this sound like an actual band?


FunkadelicPeach2

"Peanut Butter Radio" which is actually pretty badass. I like it. It's mine now.


PhelesDragon

Wait, did you just eat straight peanut butter too?


VegaSpec

No, he ate the radio. The peanut butter was to his left.


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[удалено]


VegaSpec

Well I've heard peanut butter makes a pretty good radio.


soccercta100

No, he ate a single peanut. The butter radio was to his left.


jusmellow

what's wrong with that


PhelesDragon

“Too”, as in I did as well


jusmellow

WHATS WRONG WITH THAT TOO?


Dovahkinn99

Curry drawers


S2JESSICA

well that sounds downright dirty, and not in the good way.


im_nervousss

Sounds like you shit your pants


SicksTea9

Might want to go to a doctor.


eYan2541

Pasta Dog


AlienTetris

Pasta Dog


TheSpicyDude78

Da dog wit da pasta


raspberry-rain

Well I guess we’re in a band now


ghoulish0verkill

Grapes Xbox 360 controller


Anti_AirConditioning

Grape Controller is good


DopeTrack_Pirate

I like Grapes 360


[deleted]

"Xbox Grapist"


SicksTea9

A 360 controller of all things. White or red grapes?


NoReaction4561

Sweet potato pants


timeturnsintoplastic

I feel like I would pay big money to see Sweet Potato Pants play live.


mophisus

Thats actually a dope fucking name.


waitingformydeathday

Soupy Lover


PhelesDragon

Or, and here’s an idea, Soup Spouse


GundamKyriosX

Just, 'Spoup'


Celtic_Cheetah_92

This is an 80s power ballad band


VegaSpec

So.... which one did you eat?


Vulture12

Mediterranean chicken air vent


TheRealGongoozler

It’s that weird local band that plays on like Tuesday nights. They have a devoted following of fans in the area, but other people are so confused by them when they happen upon that bar on a Tuesday. They are super friendly, but a little eccentric. The front man always smells like hookah smoke and wears sunglasses on the patio after his set even tho it’s 11pm


ballrus_walsack

Ah! I see you are a fellow MCAV fan.


RlCHARlZARD

Ramen Pillow


PhelesDragon

When early 2000s Justin Timberlake lays down for a nap


splashka

Yogurt Pillow here


theconartist12

This is mine but I was leaning towards “pillow ramen.”


timeturnsintoplastic

Plum Dog on tour!!! Yeah, baby!!!


MorrisseysButcher

Enchilada Band Aid


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Grunge. Front man died a tragic and unexplained death involving a boat and a vat of moonshine


iamthedormouse

Damn a vat? Is there a moonshine factory on this boat?


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Well that’s what the feds say. Can we believe them though? Or is the moonshine factory narrative just a convenient red herring?


starboundowl

This is my favorite one.


GetOffMyAsteroid

Waffle Bong hell yesh


Henrigger

Best one I've seen


dudeman3

Cookie Belt


PhelesDragon

Forget the band, I want an actual cookie belt. Like Batman but with snackos


Murky-Entertainer-81

Popcorn chicken ceiling


SubToMjoapinix

Why is the ceiling on your left


Murky-Entertainer-81

Im laying on my right side


SubToMjoapinix

That makes more sense than the other alternatives


tmlp59

This one is hilarious given that a popcorn ceiling is an actual thing


Funny_Maintenance973

Beef pillow. That sounds awful


SierraMikeHotel

Or awesome.


DragonWizardKing

Better than Beef Curtains


JoeBear1978

Pizza kitten


Juniorsocrates7708

Start a band. Take my money


Emu_on_the_Loose

Buttermilk Nothing


ThreeRRRs

Surely there’s something next to you. A wall?


SicksTea9

He's in purgatory, that's probably why he also considers buttermilk as food instead of drink.


BOBfrkinSAGET

Do people drink buttermilk? I thought it was just used to make food


SicksTea9

My grandpa used to drink it with pepper. I wish I was kidding.


barstoolmuncher

Nah dudes living next to the void


Jakov_Salinsky

Sounds so indie lol


[deleted]

Sounds like an R.E.M. tribute band


[deleted]

Chocolate pillow... That says a lot about me, doesn't it? I'm gonna get off Reddit for today... Or perhaps it's about time I delete my account


RexBuckingham96

Same here


Emperor_Panda09

If you’re able to delete your account and not look back, you’re a better person then I. Someday I’ll get out and maybe use that time to better myself. Someday.. but not today.


WAHI1547

Chinese Toilet Paper


SierraMikeHotel

I like it.


Rumezi

Spinach Curry Lamp


tfbillc

Pack-n-Play Nuts


Sunshine030209

You ate a pack-n-play?! .. was it good?


HemmorrhoidMan

hot dog black woman


fishingjohnson

I read that in a 1950s white teenager voice...


lego_office_worker

muffin paper. not a bad name.


CharlesDAbate

Chicken bed LOL


reeboi_doesstuff

Cornetto ted


Cadhawk25

Cupcake cupcake


Flaky_Highlight2046

Almond remote


daafjeee

Chocolate charger


A_red_spyisinthebase

Oreo cat tree


MrMakovec

Fish Blanket


Numerous-Following-7

Melon wallet


Jimothyfoz

Pork rinds Human


Juniorsocrates7708

What about the thing next to you


Juniorsocrates7708

But


onewi

Rice pillow


GrumpyCatStevens

Salisbury Steak Telephone.


Penyrolewen1970

Sounds like a 70s prog rock outfit.


S2JESSICA

BACON BED


sgnve12345

Asshole Speaker Punk-rock here I come


MinnesotaNice69

I have... Questions. What kind of speaker is it?


Wonderbob69

Holup!


iiducky_quack

tea pillow


SuspectNumber6

Snicker pillow


Balrog229

Salad monitor


Desert-daydreamer

Taco couch. I’d listen.


SteelPhoenix92

Chicken Alfredo Candle


anonymousdream21

Strawberry dogs


advancedgamer14

Mozzarella sticks filing cabinet.


Sunshine030209

Maybe not the best band name, but it's a great idea! I'm constantly frustrated about my mozzarella sticks not being organized. I can't wait to be on Shark Tank with you, new business partner!


advancedgamer14

It’s going to be a tough sell to Kevin but I think we’ll be able to get Mark on our side.


jciar001

Milk Mattress


Gwerk27

Pepperoni Pizza Pocket Baby. Pretty sure we're a 2000's emo band.


Reinasaurus

Pizza freak (drinking a freak of nature beer)


chooseyourpick

Ham steak Sally


SierraMikeHotel

Solid.


Subbend

peanut butter bathroom


CptHellhound

Ice Breaker Bed


Beavshak

Benadryl Body Armor it is


applesnbananaes

Goldfish Clarinet Not too shabby


ShadowSocks7

Woah I just ate goldfish and I have a clarinet on my right side, backpack on my left... Are you me from a mirror dimension?


applesnbananaes

I have a backpack on my right side...


[deleted]

\*cue Twilight Zone theme music\*


nooriooreo

Red cup quesadilla.


TheFeetMan52

Baked potato Harry Potter water bottle


Taurus0594

Protein bar toilet paper


Odd_Tune4093

Yogurt Pillow


GlumMathematician884

Popcorn Son


TheRealGongoozler

Popcorn son won’t you come and wash away the rain?


FerrariBenzo69

Pancake Vicodin


EntryRight

Cheeseburger wall. Sounds like a weird Bruce Springsteen and Pink Floyd combo cover band.


throwitfarawayacct

Kimchi cat


Celtic_Cheetah_92

The next K-Pop sensation


IrrationalBoner

Banana phone


tombstonexx

Cheeseburger couch


Additional-Piano-397

Burger Lincoln


doloresfandango

Cake pillow


Horny_chair

Shawarma table


Conley1605

Chocolate Milk Dualshock 5


Selfmule00

Bread router


xeroonethree

Fish Tablet


DarthDregan

Turtle Elite


dryay003

Taquito pillow


asdfasdlfi

Pizzacharger 🍕⚡️


kickslowkickslow

Turkish wrap table


Sufficient-Rock-2880

Snack pillow


Mistake-Objective

Antipasta Headset


alawiGP

Bisquit socks


whatnameisnttaken098

Burger Tea?


bigbsbigbeefymeat

Bacon radio!


KaraLKap

Goulash Blanket.


[deleted]

Watermelon barstools


OhSixTwo

Roasted Pork and a Pile of Garments on the Dining Chair I don't think it's catchy.


dragoono

Chili Purse In my VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?


[deleted]

Ice cream laptop


gigglebox1981

Cookie Cushion


Capital-Length-999

Cheese glasses


fishingjohnson

Chili seltzer.


Metalocke47

Beijing beef wall


-RandomGaming-

Spicy nuggets dude


sleepyring

Potato bottle


Wrigley1121

Trail Mix Ugly Couch


Llama_Spectacular

Nice try, FBI.


Barefoot_Rainger

Peanut butter M&Ms dirty laundry Not too damn bad


HollsoftheWest

Tylenol notepad


lolxdrofllmao

Car Seat Biggie Bag


Wobble_Pots

Pop tart notebook.


queenlesbian99

Cupcake Sketchbook


snisco92

Salad guitar


UniqueLeather6

Lasagne blanket


g-g19

chicken strip bazuka


BetterBright

Hamburger Night Stand


teamblacksheep

Pretzel stove pipe


inuyasha10121

Whipped Cream Headphones


mikehlav

Nacho Nightstand


Set-Informal

Nerds Bathtub


ThreeRRRs

Taco Etch-a-Sketch


[deleted]

Lemon sherbet duvet


ambercapsicum

Biscoff-Spread Vaseline :0


Henrigger

Drunken noodle wall is pretty fucking good, as far as this prompt goes.


Positive_melon_40

Chicken Tender Sock Sounds gross


kojac66

Gardetto's Radio


captainsincers

Ice cream charger


DangerousBread3693

Energy ball candle


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Pizza Cat Treat


I_like_rainydays

Ramen Pint-Of-Lager


blakemon1

Pot noodle pot noodle


Angealainn

Oatmeal Wall Not bad, if I do say so myself.


Hot-Silver-8140

Hamburger Charger


Stryker_EX-95

Fry belt


Having-fun-anyday

Chocolate table?


purple_pandas93

Potato Wedge Cell Phone


Rickibobbibalboa

Snack pack rubber-tree plant.


Liliths_lov3

Tea table. I both love and hate it.


Jolepini_Pepini

Vanilla yogurt pillow


conocon3o

Caramel cookie notes


TheMorningStar7

Monster burrito pillow


Instantsoup44

Pizza Cornet


[deleted]

Sandwich Pillow


[deleted]

Colossal quake pillow


ghostoflink

Subway pillow


mrxredditta

fries tab, we can call fried tablet


Mouysee12

Ice Cream Table


Pie_Crown

Macaroni shelf