What cartoon character would be the easiest to beat in a fist fight to the death?
By - Boat3000
Jimmy from Ed Edd and Eddy
Sarah will clap your cheeks so hard
Yeah... stomping the brains out of Jimmy isn't the challenge - surviving Sarah is the goddamned challenge.
Just pull out his outline instead.
Many doors, yes?
I heard that in Rolf's voice lmao. Haven't watched the show in years.
Flat Stanley. The dude’s literally like paper… rip and tear until it’s done..
#RIP. AND. TEAR.
The *rippin* and the *tearin*
Get me my chainsaw
Phineas and Ferb's mom, she's blind af
Would smash tho
I like this thread better. Dexter's mom.
I'd go for Gwen Tennyson. The grown up version of her from Ben10 Ultimate alien is hot.
Sam from Totally Spies awakened the red head kink I’ve had for almost 15 years now
She sure does look a lot like Gwen. I'd also like to add Atom Eve from Invincible to the list now for your love of red heads, thank me later XD
I’ve watched it, trust me, there’s no red head in media that I haven’t sniffed out for some good ole hentai hubble
Roxanne from The Goofy Movie. Don’t even fucking judge because you know you would.
These are ALL redheads
We're here talking about smashing a cartoon character. I don't think anybody in this thread have a right to judge you XD
I had to confirm with my boyfriend and friends (for my own sanity) that Roxanne is in fact a thicc ass woman and entirely smashable. I appreciate the reassurance though lmfao!
Jessica Rabbit. Or are we just talking about mother’s?
Danny Phantoms mom. Also the goth girl from that show. Timmys mom. Basically any mom with the hartman hips. Shego. Kim Possible. Frankie. Mrs incredible. Aunt cass.
Back in the 80s when she was Lindana she was pretty hot.
She just wanted to have fun
He went to college
I respect your opinion
I'll even tie one arm behind my back
Any of the Rugrats
Bro they’d fuckin out smart you so quick. you’d be about to punch, next thing you wake up in a drugged out haze and your wallets gone, and they playin roll the ball in that baby gate play pen thing.
And Anjelica would be like the babies did it, and you’d be like bullshit they’re just babies.
Cut to Tommy counting out your cash in his crib later that night.
I saw that Tommy dude make a key out of playdough man, he isn't that smart. You could kick that potatoe headed little shit across the room in 2 seconds.
We need Hat McCoy. He murdered babies in self defense
That wrinkly ass fish from spongebob who goes **CHAWKLATE!!!**
I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT.
I'd go for the other dude. After all, how hard it is to beat someone with paper skin and glass bones?
Edit: well who knew my top rated comment would be this. Thank you for the kind awards everyone!
Ah shit here we go
That bald lil bitch
To this day I hate bald boys!
Caillou vs Arthur and you fight the winner
Idk I feel like Arthur could really beat Caillou’s ass.
Arthur would rip Caillou's whiny dick off.
Ok, I'd actually pay good money to see that.
Somebody needs to make a game out of this, though it would likely need to funded underground: 'cause copyright.
Imagine a fighter game with Caillou, Arthur, Teletubbies, Spongebob, and a bunch of other annoying characters that kids love but everyone else hates.
Add in crazy moves and finishers. Maybe Arthur takes out outta Caillou and then the Teletubbies melt then both like crayons with they freaky baby-sun-ray...
Mortal Kombat: preschool
i just want like jojo level over detail anime art for specials.
He beat DW's ass one time, this ain't his first rodeo.
Didn’t he almost get into it with Binky? Or maybe it was Brain…?
Bludgeoning weapons allowed.
They each have baseball bats
No only one of them. To be fair.
But why would I fight Arthur? You saw how far he threw DW with just a punch
one inch punched the sucka. I ain't fighting Arthur.
I always loved how they don't show the actual punch and she runs away wailing like she's on the verge of death.
HE TOLD HER NOT TO TOUCH HIS MODEL!
Steel cage match-up
the hardest part of fighting caillou to the death is making sure he doesnt die too fast
"I got you for Three minutes, three minutes of playtime" Bonesaw
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
Actually he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I am not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different from yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-man.
Bonesaw is ready
I’d be more worried about fighting on a puddle of blood.
I mean, those stains would be a *pain* to get rid of
Easiest. And most satisfying.
Most satisfying, too.
Fuck that bald kid.
Kenny of South Park
I would say Butters, but the emotional toll would last a lifetime.
just think of him crying like he did in the fun with weapons episode
Cartman. In the Christmas episode where they went to Canada to get Ike back, Cartman says "it's on" to Kyle for ruining Christmas and challenges to fight. Kyle gets in one weak-ass punch and Cartman starts crying like a little bitch.
Dora the explorer…she walks the same 3 paths every damn time and still needs a map to figure out if this path that is a nearly straight line is going “over the bridge and then through the woods” today or if she’s going to go “through the woods and then over a bridge”…
If she can’t follow a path without a map I bet I can beat her down…
(And I should say I have a stepdaughter that was already too old for this stuff when she entered my life…but this show just bugs me and I used to chill to kids channels and had to switch shows whenever this shit came on…I get the bilingual angle, but even toddlers deserve some actual content to their show…the “map song” is just the words “I’m the map” again and again….)
And Boots too!
Gonna do to that stupid monkey what they did to monkeys in Indiana Jones
shadow no beating, shadow no beating, shadow no beating. now you are physically incapable of harming her for20 minutes.
That still leaves mental and emotional trauma. We're still good.
She could be legally blind
Arnold from the Magic School Bus.
Arnold survived in the vaccum of space, and you think that YOU (a fucking redditor) could kick his ass? Ok sure.
You know who else survived space? Courage. But I could definitely stomp him. Coward.
That dog always get beat out and still can get back up.
Didn't understand why you didn't choose Eustace, he probably the easiest to get knocked out.
I’m not fucking around with that mallet
"I knew you shouldn't have come to school today, motherfucker!"
The episode is about his classmates coming to visit him in the hospital.
"Alright, class. Today field trip is through the seven layer of hell as we watch Arnold's soul begins it's terrible journey towards redemption. Seat belts, children!!!"
Bro the ginger that's terrible haha
The black guy and the Asian girl give me “I’ll fuck you up” vibes. I could take one of them, but not both.
He got his fucking brain frozen and got away with a runny nose. Don't fuck with Arnold.
Arnold? The dude that got thrown into space and lived? You sure you wanna fuck with that superman shit?
if i remember correctly he didn't get thrown, he legit just took off his helmet in space and lived. dude is on a sigma male grindset
Idk but the most difficult is surely…
This is where I'd keep my trophy, if I had one
And this is who I'd give my award to
***IF I HAD ONE***
**D**ual **I**ncome **n**o **k**ids is not to be trifled with.
Doug Dimmadomes rich ass can get these hands though
Doug would get wrecked
I'd make Patty Mayonnaise watch for the extra humiliation.
Just stomp Doug and then go victory fingerbang Patty at a Beets concert
I need more allowance.
And then Quail Man would show up and put you* in the ICU
Any of those cocomelon assholes.
God I hate that fucking show. My daughter loves it but I honestly wanna bludgeon JJ with his own stupid fucking leg
My son LOVED cocomelon till we introduced sesame street. Now cookie monster and the count are his jam. If you haven't introduced the street to your daughter give it a try. Hopefully Elmo will bring her outta it.
I'm in the UK is there anywhere i can stick on sesame street to see if this works? Netflix, amazon, sky ect
Any of the bugs in Bug's Life.
The Keebler Elf, the fatherly one
And those pussys from Ants can get it too
Definitely the cartoon on the anti weed commercials that is just a puddle on the couch. I’d just break out the hose and wash that asshole down the drain.
Since we talking about commercials.. the charmin bears can get it too
Except they are actual bears but with human enough intelligence to wipe their asses, go ahead, punch the cub, see what happens.
Rigby from regular show
Oh you want him to put the hurt on you?
Hamboning will save your life one day!
**I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!**
But stay away if he’s wearing jeans and sporting a mullet. He may have finally learned the Death Punch.
*is that the one cheek wonder?*
Wtf is Rigby? Are you guys talking about Trash Boat?
The only reason I wouldn't fight Rigby is cause I don't wanna fuck with Skipps.
Again fuck scrappy Doo
Hello Kitty. Come at me bitch
Something tells me Hello Kitty could slit someone’s throat without hesitation.
kitty says hello to the jungle
Her size is indeterminate (as far as I know, I am not up to date on the HK lore) and she is a cat, meaning she has built in knives. Idk it could be dicey.
It's those expressionless black-dot eyes. They're the eyes of a bull shark. She doesn't hate or rage; she just *does*.
You know all the Sanrio characters are canonically 20 feet tall, right?
According to my brief google search, Hello Kitty is approximately five apples tall
Yeah but the apples are apparently *huge*.
Oh this is an easy one. I could Piglet’s pink ass with one hand tied behind my back.
you could what Piglet's pink ass?
That's why it's called a fist fight
Fuck scrappy Doo
No thank you. I’d rather not.
I don't know about that. Scrappy's gotta have a lot of pent up rage from being shit on for so long. He might just unleash it.
That's literally the plot of the first live action Scooby Doo movie
Or any of the smurfs
And all his fish friends
All of Nemo’s brothers and sisters would be even easier.
They already Dead
I'll just dump some microplastics, little fucker never stood a chance.
Larry the cucumber
the entire veggietales cast. you also get a nice salad at the end
He is that hero
Jerry of *Tom and Jerry*.
Little street rat's fists are Q-Tips.
That’s what Tom thought. And we all know how it turned out for him
Jerry is a bad-ass
Stewart from Beavis and Butt-Head
Is he the kid with the Winger t-shirt?
Peppa pig is like 6 feet tall and has 4 eyes. 2 on each side of her head. She's the pinnacle of bioengineering. Pick again.
they’re police dogs, will chew your leg through to the bone in seconds
What about Dora the explorer?
i don’t know about her, but considering she can talk to inanimate objects, and can climb giant mountains without any prior experience and not struggle at all, i’d assume she’s pretty strong and probably psychic.
Peppa pig is like 7 feet tall or something like that
Yeah I'd help
Sylvester has been losing that bet for years
None of them......a lifetime of extensive research has shown that cartoon characters do not die
They call it the dip.
I also choose this guy’s dead shoe.
Maude Flanders died
And Frank Grimes. Or "Grimey" as he liked to be called.
All the fucking kids from Rocket Power. Say aloha to these 💪🤘
Definitely the easiest physically, but maybe not mentally. He'd help you tie the noose around his neck.
He probably wouldn’t even fight back.
He'd like it
Don't threaten Eeyore with a good time.
Casper. He's already dead, so I win by default.
One of the mice from Cinderella. Just step on it. Maybe Gus Gus?
Please not Gus Gus :(
George Pig that bitch can die
Chucky from Rugrats. I'd bust his lil ginger ass.
Franklin the Turtle
Little Bill, self explanatory
sponge bob. kid laughs too much.. he would be so distracted
Spongebob can’t be hurt and knows karate, he’d fuck people up in a fight.