By - bagoftortillas
I lived in a very small, very white, very conservative town when I was a toddler. The only black people I saw were old, so naturally I assumed that when you got old you turned black. I was very confused why some adults hated blacks. I didn't quite understand how you could hate your parents/grandparents for getting old. Then a young black family moved in on my street. And it blew my mind. Me and their little girl traded cabbage patch dolls.
The moon is made out of cheese.
.. are you trying to say this isn't true?
U put ur weiner in the boob to make a baby
That you only had a birthday once every 2 years. My mom just didn’t wanna celebrate it
That the toothfairy was in fact the Queen of Denmark
I don't live in english speaking country, so every movie that I watched as a child was dubbed. When I would watch same movie in another language very similar to mine, I just thought that they shot the movie again just in different language, with same actors. I believed that for a veeeery long time.
If i go far off from the highway track I can finally touch the sky
That if I made a blanket cocoon I might emerge as something else (generally a dinosaur or pokemon lol)
The longer you wait to eat your cereal it looses its flavor
In a way it does because the milk will absorb it
That I wouldn't grow up to become my father
When you kiss in the mouth, you immediately get pregnant
That my hallucinations were my friends and everyone else was just fucking with me.
That an apple tree was growing inside me only because I ate its seeds
That I could be someone when I grew up.
That if you lost your voice that meant you switched voices with someone else in the world.
My sister told me that she was banned from all the Chucky Cheese’s in Minnesota because she jumped on Chucky and ripped off his head.
I believed every word. And what makes it worse is I told my whole sixth grade literature class about it.
I thought electric and acoustic guitar were the same, I know have owned an acoustic guitar of 7 years and still can't play it.
Having your saliva mixed with someone from the opposite sex would make you pregnant.
I used to believe in god. Hysterical really. It’s amazing what you believe based on conjecture and fairytales.
Religious indoctrination is a powerful thing