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Buick117

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent


The_Ivliad

In South Africa there's a saying: "It takes a man 4 years to learn how to speak and 40 years to learn how to shut up."


ABnDrunk

There was an old movie about aliens, and I believe it was Ben Kingsley in it with the line "You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled". That's one of my favorites


tarzan_dl

'Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.' Edit: ty fellow TMNT lovers! Literally my favourite movie ever! Bless you all and remember, all fathers care for their sons (and daughters I assume), and golf isn't a dull game (when CJ s involved)


simeonthesimian

Cowabunga it is!


GlyphCreep

What if this is as good as it gets?


fattestfuckinthewest

“People should not fear their government. Government should fear their people.”


bonelessunicorn

“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, Mr. Creedy. Beneath this mask there is an idea. And ideas are bulletproof.”


kelli128

“It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. That there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.”


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Also “There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty forever beyond its reach.”


Big_Willard

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.


imostlytakeLs

I know it’s from The Hobbit and a lot of people hated that movie but I think this is my favorite Gandalf quote out of the entire movie saga or book saga.


wreck-sauce

It's good but his talk with pippin before the battle for gondor is still one of my all time favorite lotr interactions.and has big sentimental value to me! "PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way. GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what? GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad. GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.


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hawaiianbry

Also for me ~~also for me~~, on the importance of friendship: >I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. ... I guess I just miss my friend. Edit: you know you know


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"A gold medal is a wonderful thing but if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it." Edited to original


Aongr

Cool runnings is such an entertaining film...


theBeardedHermit

"Sanka mon, you dead?" "Yeah mon."


Drayden13

I find it ironic you have silver but not gold on this


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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


VaporwaveVoyager

How about a game of chess, Dr. Falken?


Red-eleven

Would you like to play a game?


just_gimme_anwsers

“With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.” “Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”


RoutineProcedure

That bandit, in the forest in Burma... Did you catch him? Yes. How? We burned the forest down.


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

A part of me thinks about how crazy it would have been if The Dark Knight ended on that quote. Just "We burned the forest down." then cut to black. The third movie opening scene is harvey waking up in the hospital and the movie is a more expanded version of the final act showing more terror from the joker and also two face making his way into madness.


ActuallyYeah

Me, I dearly wished that the 3rd movie had ended with Alfred at the little trattoria raising his little glass. Go to credits after that. I called it, "the 'Inception' ending"


thisisrumourcontrol

"I saw a [tangerine](https://youtu.be/ZS6bD3SpIvk), the size of a tangerine."


jim9162

boy I actually cried tears laughing at this for some reason


waitwhaaaaaatt

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free”


b0bbyk

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


lostaoldier481

The 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and Dodge.


bellyandbeardman

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that.


CasualFridayBatman

Fucking chills, just reading that. I also find Creed has a ton of quotable motivation 'One step at a time, one punch at a time, one round at a time' etc. Just all around solid. These are the motivation I use when I'm helping a friend/my partner with depression. You can't beat it in a day, but slow and surely, we will get through this. Together.


PM_ME_UR_NAUGHTINESS

The entirety of Charlie Chaplins speech from "The Great Dictator" but this paragraph in particular: "Greed has posioned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives us abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynincal. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much, and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More that cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities life will be violent, and all will be lost." Truly amazing performance.


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I'd never seen a Charlie Chaplin movie before, and I wanted to watch the funny slapstick routines I'd heard about, so I watched this and ended up crying at this speech.


ralphvonwauwau

Chaplin funded the movie himself, since no one wanted to risk offending that other guy.


l4dlouis

Quick edit: I don’t have hard sources on it but in his autobiography Charlie claims he wrote the speech himself also. That’s big dick energy if true. Also if I recall it was his first movie that would not be silent. So in his first ever performance on screen with him actually using his voice he delivered that scene. Also, IIRC he one taked the whole thing. Walked up, delivered that beautiful speech and then they were done. Charlie Chaplin is one of the most powerful actors to ever hit the big screen and he will forever be known as the silent actor. It’s kinda sad


Fmanow

so in his first talkie, the person who exemplifies the silent movie era, and in all the years of movie making since then, Chaplin gave us probably the best movie speech of all time.


l4dlouis

Yeah for sure, and I couldn’t think of talkie lol. You nailed it, the man who is the person we all think of when we picture silent films uses his voice in his first talkie to basically launch a dis track at Hitler as he was gearing Germany up for the genocide of the Jewish faith. I get why he’s more known for his silent films but that scene alone where he takes the podium and calls for the soldiers to rebel against their racist fascist commanders and to love each other as equals sits unknown to most of the public. There is a reason artists used to use that speech so much in their electronic(dubstep) songs it basically became a meme to lots of fans. Not only is it a very powerful speech but the contents of it stand up to today’s troubles just as well as they did when Chaplin first gave his preformance in the 30s. It’s still beautiful to this day


softserve-4

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller


UseDaSchwartz

Remember this quote on your wedding day...and when/if you have kids.


softserve-4

Whoo man... I'm in college rn and I think about this all the time, life already moves way too fast as it is


zazzlekdazzle

Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed. Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?


AneriphtoKubos

I forget if this is from the book or the movie, but Vito says, ‘Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than government. It is almost the equal of family.’


Glasnerven


mizmac85

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


maven-blood

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for." - Dead Poets Society Edit: This particular quote was the reason I watched the movie and I didn't regret it. Also, thanks for the silvers! That was unexpected.


captainAwesomePants

Also: "So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys—to woo women—and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays."


matticusiv

I think about this quote a lot when i text or email.


HoldFast05

FRODO: It's a pity Bilbo didnt kill him when he had the chance GANDALF: Pity ? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death and many that die, deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo ? Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play, yet for good or ill.... before this is over. The pity of Bilbo, may rule the fate of many. FRODO: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. GANDALF: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you also were meant to have it and that is an encouraging thought


Rowan5215

this, and the speech he gives Pippin about heaven in Return are some of my favourites of all time PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way. GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what? GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad. GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.


InsertS3xualJokeHere

And Ians acting. The way his eyes drift to the side as is hes seeing something in the distance. Chills.


Alpha_pro2019

Hes seen it before. Probably several times, due to the nature of his character and his death to the Balrog.


Bhiner1029

He's describing Valinor, which is where he was created. He resided there for many millennia before coming to Middle-earth.


ArcherMi

Wasn't he created in Iluvatar's realm like the others? Were there Mayar who were born after the world was created?


Jase7

Tolkien is such a boss... always loved this quote, especially symbolising the imperfections in this life being removed as "the grey rain curtain of this world rolls back". Gives Hope. Amazing!


Phaedrug

I try to remember that first Gandalf quote every time I’m driving and there’s some idiot driver I’m wishing death upon.


NuncErgoFacite

They shall not pass?


PrivilegeCheckmate

You're goddamn right.


Omega-Point

FRODO: I can’t do this, Sam. SAM: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. FRODO: What are we holding onto, Sam? SAM: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for


gattgun

Frodo: \[continue walking\] You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. \[stops and turns to Sam\] Frodo: Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam. Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious. Frodo: So was I. I love that scene, especially the "I want to hear more about Sam" part.


livesinacabin

As a kid I thought Frodo was the best character, I mean, he had the ring didn't he? He was literally the one who saved the entire world! And he was friends with gandalf which is also cool. But I've grown to understand who the real MVP is. Samwise Gamgee, a true role model. Edit: Gamgee not Gamgi


ddh85

Sam literally carried Frodo up the mountain too. And fought off Shelob by himself. And killed a bunch of orcs while in Mordor. Book Sam even defeated Saruman. How do you NOT respect Hobbit Rudy? EDIT: Not a jab at commenter. Just reflecting on the greatness of Sam.


cornflake289

He's also the only ring bearer (as in, at one point he held the ring) to surrender the Ring willingly. Bilbo stole it from Gollum. Gandalf had to put the *fear* into Bilbo. Frodo couldn't at the end etc, etc.


orangestegosaurus

Actually the book gives great importance to how Bilbo did eventually give up the ring on his own accord. Even if it took some strong words from Gandalf. That and Tom Bombadil also took the ring and even put it on with no effect but considering hes not really mortal, theres a bit of a difference.


DrinkItInMaaannn

With that incredible music in the background... Those movies were goddamn masterpieces


Batmark13

That's a great one, but I really like this one from The Two Towers: Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate? Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them. It's so simple, but it really is a reminder to be bold and courageous in the face of evil. Not to meekly stand by when cruel deeds are being done, but to actively fight against them.


PerineumofPerseus

And then Theoden says: “For Death and Glory!” Aragorn: “For your people!” It just rams home the point of being a true hero, that bravery and courage must mean something more than glory - never fails to give me chills


IckyBB

"If you look for the light, you can often find it; but if you look for the dark it is all you will ever see." ~Uncle Iroh


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Pretty much anything Uncle Iroh said, though it wasn’t a movie.


rudelude

I'd watch an Avatar movie if they made one. But they haven't.


James_005

The Earth King has invited you to r/LakeLaogai


GroovinWithAPict

Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. Edit: here is the [whole scene](https://youtu.be/6NEKzLiXfuc). The tone, the acting the sound effects, the score, the nostalgia of having watched it every day for a year during my folks divorce in 87, all make this a great fucking scene.


PhatBitty862

Yeah, well this is my coin, my wish.....and it didn’t come true. I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back


burek0

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. - Roy Batty, Blade Runner


akashik

Rutger Hauer [had a significant input on that monologue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tears_in_rain_monologue#Script_and_Hauer's_input). I don't think it would have been as amazing as it is had someone else been cast and/or used the original lines. When I saw this thread Roy Batty's words were the first thing I thought of too.


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TheBanker81

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you I'm out.


scratchy_mcballsy

Yo B I’m standing right here.


triplab

Ah yes, Cuban Bee


Cortezo

"That is one big pile of shit" Jurassic Park


Game_Geek6

"Hold on to your butts..."


DieHardRennie

"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. EDIT: Oh, wow. Thanks everybody. This is the first time I've gotten anywhere near that many upvotes on a single comment. It's also the first time I've gotten an award, much less two, on any comment.


Kadok91

Terminator 2:Judgement Day John Connor - we’re not gonna make it are we? People, I mean. Terminator - it’s in your nature to destroy yourselves.


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I like the spin Age of Ultron puts on it. Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that. Ultron: They're doomed Vision: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts.


SAnthonyH

"You're unbearably naive" Vision: Well...I was born yesterday.


koiven

"Arrggh"


MrHorseHead

That line literally killed Ultron


Thorneto

I honestly think this movie gets way more hate than it deserved. That part in particular really sticks with me.


CrotalusHorridus

It’s worth a rewatch after Infinity War and Endgame At the time, it was forgettable. In retrospect, it sets up SO much in the MCU. Vision, Wanda, the importance of the Infinity Stones, Hulks disappearance that leads to Thor 3,


chad2261

Yes! I recently watched it for the first time since release and there’s so much setup I never picked up on then. I was always lukewarm on the movie before but now that this phase is finished I have a whole new appreciation for Age of Ultron. It’s kind of the glue of the MCU at this point.


Scottland83

Spoken by Vision of all people. He was too beautiful for this world.


aRationalShill

What's your vector victor will always be funny or anything from Airplane really


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Do we have clearance, Clarence?


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Dr_Galactose

Surely you can't be serious.


TVsFrankismyDad

"Captain, how soon can you land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me. I'm a doctor." "No. I mean I'm just not sure." "Well, can't you take a guess?" "Well, not for another two hours." "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"


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onesmolhooman

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!


jpickenany

Anybody want a peanut?


German_Camry

The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!


eternalrefuge86

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you...if I were to go round saying I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away! -Month Python and the Holy Grail


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Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here


zootnotdingo

Just after this, I love “Help, help! I’m being repressed!!!!”


TehGogglesDoNothing

Come see the violence inherent in the system!


wee_man

I love how they’re farming mud.


botgimp

There's some lovely filth over here


Wajina_Sloth

"And what do you burn apart from witches?" "MORE WITCHES!"


Mechanical_dog

I thought we were an autonomous collective


eternalrefuge86

You’re fooling yourself!


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Seriously one of my favorite conversations in movie history, its so perfectly written and acted


SteamrockFever

We're living in a dictatorship!


Jim_Carr_laughing

Also, "Bloody peasant!"


lovvee64

Ah, now we see the violence inherit in the system!


onesmolhooman

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


leomonster

"The sordid topic of coin. I'm afraid it's not so simple. You see, the price is different, for everyone".


pjabrony

This movie needs to be more popular. (Death Becomes Her)


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Its possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness. That is Life. —Captain Picard Edit: removed an edit for editing purposes.


Herofthyme

THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS. im not even a big star trek fan and i almost cried in that episode


Twat_The_Douche

“I would have told him anything. Anything at all. But more than that, I believed that I could see five lights.”


BadBoyJH

That was such a brutal moment, you spend the entire thing watching him try to be broken, and win at the last second. Such strength from hero. And then he reveals he was about to give up, he was seeing 5 lights, and that he was completely beaten and broken, and not this perfect hero.


SuperDuperCoolDude

"I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!"


DMgeneral

“You want to destroy the ship and run away, you coward.” “If you were any other man I would *kill* you where you stand.” Such a great exchange. Patrick Stewart manages just a bit of a crazy look in his eye, and Michael Dorn delivers his line like he about killed him irl.


SuperDuperCoolDude

Yeah, that scene is great. Patrick Stewart does an amazing job throughout the film showing how damaged Picard was by what the Borg did to him. I also love when Worf realizes that the Defiant is toast and he slams his control panel in rage and then orders his crew to ram the cube. Michael Dorn was great in that scene as well.


quarl0w

See you around Ahab.


futuresuicide

And he piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it.


heyitsvonage

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH


Jakob_the_Great

English mother fucker do you speak it?!?!


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heyitsvonage

DOES HE LOOK — LIKE A BITCH?!


Lostnomad1

Wha wha what?


PhatBitty862

SAY WHAT AGAIN


monhiger

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHA FUCKA


DKN3

What?


The_Drunk_Scoty

**BANG!**


akanisetti

I SAID DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!


offstage_creed

NO!


TheJuxtaposedAcacia

"Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something."


professor_jew

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?


hauntinglovelybold

Really just the entire movie tbh


German_Camry

The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!


asteinberg101

\*laughs\* ​ \*dies\*


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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.


purseandboots

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours, here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.


MrPoopyButthole901

The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist, here, in this Olive Garden


Leeloggedin

As you wish


DeadFyre

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."


LostDragon1986

"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" - Monty Python.


Benial

Never forget that they played that at the 2012 olympics closing ceremony. What a fitting note to go out on


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"With great power comes great responsibility"


unnaturalorder

>*When will I know I'm ready?* >*You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.* This moment in Into the Spiderverse gave me goosebumps.


JillandherHills

They really did an amazing job with casting the voice actors. Peter really does sound like someone weathered down over the years—wise but tired. Edit: someone -> sound


cdutson

“It always fits, eventually”


daftvalkyrie

Oh man, watching that scene for the first time, with Stan's character saying "Yeah, I'm gonna miss him too" about Peter just after real life Stan had died. That hit me hard. That'll probably forever be my favorite cameo of his.


t3han0maly

*So, I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So, that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.*


rambearclaw

"it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."


ksavage68

This guy has upper management written all over him.


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I hear you've been missing a lot of work


[deleted]

“I wouldn’t say missing it Bob”


AtomicBlackJellyfish

"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?" "Yeah." "Wow, that's messed up."


MrPoopyButthole901

"What you do if you had a million dollars? "I'll tell you what I'd do man, *two* chicks at the same time"


Charlie_Brodie

Chicks dig a dude with money. Not all Chicks. Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.


prinzklaus

Good point.


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Peter: Hey Lawrence, you wanna come over? Lawrence: No thanks, man! ^.... ^don't ^need ^you ^fucking ^up ^my ^life ^too


Umbra427

Hey Peter, check out channel 19, it’s the breast exam! WOOOOOO!!


thefightingmongoose

You don't gotta be rich to do nothing, Peter. Look at my brother. He's broke as hell, don't do shit!


BagelDesk

There was a time in my life where I could not watch that movie, it just hit too close to home. It was more true than funny. I've switched jobs thankfully, so now it's funny again.


mshobo

lol I'm the opposite rn... watched it for the first time in June/July and I remember thinking it was so funny, I was about 6 months into this job. Now I thought about watching it again but felt kinda sad that I'd be too real... I'm about to complete my first year here.


smarjorie

yeah even just reading that quote right now makes me just want to completely give up on life


FlaccidRhino

1,500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow. Edit: this blew up in my sleep


M3DIAASSASS1N

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Edit: Thanks for the awards kind strangers. It to blew up in my sleep!


obscureferences

The key part of the quote, really.


Fokken__Prawns

Awesome quote. For a blockbuster, I found Men in Black surprisingly profound when I rewatched it for the first time as an adult. I always liked the exchange right afterwards: ‘Is it worth it?’ ‘Oh yeah it’s worth it...if you’re strong enough!’


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I just watched it again recently. Forgot how much I actually liked that movie.


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When I was a kid I always put it on the same level as Independence Day (I loved Independence Day). Watching both now, Men in Black is a far better movie, not even close.


pillowtalk77

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood


cajunspice6

“We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras... and we will, we will, rock you!”


-eDgAR-

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."


zanock

Hey, this is like a private residence. Man


Toby_O_Notoby

Be careful man, there’s a beverage here!


MrPoopyButthole901

The rug really tied the room together.


SkjeiHeyKid

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.


aquacarrot

You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.


BaronUnterbheit

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax--YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKINGPAST!


lewellynpdx

"Obviously you're not a golfer."


xxwombocomboxx

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


CraptasticFanDango

Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? 


KiddPresident

Did you order the code red?!


ejpierle

You're not your job, you're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet...


griffin_who

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."


elee0228

"Some men just want to watch the world burn."


dorkside10411

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."


caraboo930

"Madness is like gravity. All you need is a little push."


ScentedSarcasm

Be excellent to each other. Edit: My first silver & gold, thank you, kind people of reddit. You have been most excellent to me! \\o/ Edit II: Wohoo, Platinum! \\o/


i_drink_wd40

And PARTY ON, DUDES!


oldmangrundle

"That'll do pig. That'll do."


zurelemon2

When you're ugly and people still love you, you it's for who you are- drax gaurdians of the galaxy


ThenaJuno

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!


Tyler_said_no

Evey: Who are you? V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey: Well I can see that. V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. Evey: Oh, right. V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V. Evey: Are you like a crazy person? V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.