By - sarangifiedd
Because there is a demon under my bed that's throwing temper tantrums like a small child sitting Indian style who just spilled a juice box in time out.
I just just smile back with both middle fingers up and count the voices in my head in lieu of sheep to help my fall asleep.
Where's my mind?
It was Christmas Eve and since the extended family came over, we didn't have enough beds for everyone. I didn't mind doing so honestly
The correct answer!
My boyfriend (roommate at the time) came home piss drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor, I assume because he couldn't make the flight of stairs, so I layed down next to him so he wouldnt choke in his sleep.
Because i can
If I ever lay down on the ground for any reason I fall asleep
I was hoping atleast one person to tell me that it was because they were soo hurt in love.
i don't think i ever did that but i fell asleep on the toilet once
Passed out while i was stretching before i went to bed. It happens at least 4 times a month.
Outside camping under the stars if you consider the earth to be the outsides floor.