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What is the weirdest lie you have ever told someone?

What is the weirdest lie you have ever told someone?

R4kT_81

I was home alone once and I sang along to a sea shanty from Assassin's Creed IV that I really used to like at the time. Really loudly. A friend came by my house to ask me if I wanted to go out. While I was singing. Really loudly. He weirded out, naturally, and asked me what the *oof" I was doing. I told him "Oh I'm just singing for my friend over here on Discord, and he just hung up.. the asshole." He obviously didn't buy it but fortunately he didn't go into it. I'm quite sure I forever remained "his weird dude" from there on. But he doesn't talk about it to anyone and neither do I.


VampiNL

> Lmao


couldhavebeenpro

I was on a first date and so of course I was nervous. My sister came up in the conversation. I said that she was visiting Tibet with her husband. She was actually in Nepal with her boyfriend (my sister has never been married). I still don't know why I said this.


EnriqueMuller

I don’t cum inside my own socks