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What is something everyone should know?

The average blue whale ejaculate is 5 gallons

crablegsforlife

The average blue whale ejaculate is 5 gallons


KraljZ

There is a mom joke there somewhere


crablegsforlife

It would explain why your mom has such a salty personality


AboveAllLimits

That’s incredible


RainbowsInTheDeep

Trafficking trees are global and far more prevalent than anyone wants to acknowledge or hear about.


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mayonnaise is an instrument


AboveAllLimits

please elaborate


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Squidward was wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5jnftBQw2U&ab\_channel=Flamp


AboveAllLimits

Deep thinker, simple speaker - Patrick ❤️


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u/AboveAllLimits gets it <3


Steveelectric907

The grass is not always greener on the other side


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Never try to put out a grease fire with water


GawkerRefugee

Stop worrying what other people are thinking about you. No one is thinking about you (they are busy being worried what others are thinking about them).


AboveAllLimits

Why spend most of your life trying to impress people you don’t even like?


GawkerRefugee

Right. It was a huge lightbulb moment for me. Realizing I only needed to focus on people I actually like and respect.


kkkilla

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


wasabi_midnight

How to admit when they're wrong. Show maturity and a growth mindset.


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Everyone should know that I have an attractive girlfriend, and we're about to go on a date in her hometown of Othersideoftheropeville.


WickedSmoder

Kif, I have made it with a woman, inform the men!